Cable television is a minefield of unspeakable raunch for children, who, like it or not, freely roam the hallways of this medium at night. The Parents Television Council has issued its list of the Top 10 Worst Cable TV Shows for Kids. One hopes that someone out there is shocked.
Leading the list is Comedy Central and its vile celebrity roasts. These mean-spirited and vile knockoffs are nothing like the side-splitting, kid-because-we-love Dean Martin roasts of the Seventies.
August’s roast of Joan Rivers was the ugliest yet. Rivers came out on stage holding hands with six little kids of different nationalities and joked that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were having a yard sale. She shoved the kids and snapped: "All right, kids, go make jewelry!" Behind the kids' backs, she flipped a middle finger and said: "I hate children."
That was the tame part. The "comedian" Gilbert Gottfried yelled in his obnoxious high monotone that Robin Quivers, the sidekick to sleazy satellite-radio shock jock Howard Stern, is "proud" of being molested by her father and "won’t shut up about it." Quivers is so ugly, thinks our funny man, that, "Oh the shame that poor man must have felt having to hide the fact that his molestation standards were so low!" Yuk, yuk.
The most familiar cable show that’s not for children but watched by millions of them is " South Park," now in its 12th year on Comedy Central. The lowlight of the last season was the spoof of the Jonas Brothers, who apparently made grade-school girls want to perform oral sex. In this skit the Jonas boys were pressed and even beaten to wear their purity rings by the dictatorial CEO of Disney, Mickey Mouse, who maniacally claimed he was selling sex to pre-teen girls and boasted "I’ve made billions off Christian ignorance for decades now. And do you know why? Because Christians are retarded."
MTV and VH-1 each make the list for their reality shows that make a mockery of "love" in their titles. MTV’s "Shot at Love" lined up both men and women to compete for the attention of aspiring Internet musician "Tila Tequila," who’s most recently been in the headlines as a victim of domestic violence. Then MTV multiplied the sleaze with "Double Shot of Love," again lining up men and women to compete for the attention of the "Ikki" twins, Rikki and Vikki Mongeon. If the setup doesn’t send you lunging for the remote control, there are also stripping and underwear competitions, foul language, and discussions of masturbation, group sex, and other "love" topics.
For their "Love" shows, VH-1 has used washed-up Eighties musicians, rapper Flavor Flav ("Flavor of Love") and former Poison lead singer Bret Michaels ("Rock of Love"). The two raunchy programs were successful enough that each of them had a spinoff starring a losing contestant ("I Love New York" and "Daisy of Love.") These reality shows often have scenes set in strip clubs, with the show contestants often acting like strippers, complete with blurred nudity and sexual situations. "Love" is never really found, since that would ruin the chances of yet another season of "reality."
But the very worst neighborhood for children seems to be the cable network FX, which secured five out of the Top Ten worst spots. (Rupert Murdoch, take a bow, you "conservative" tycoon.) The most notorious FX show on the list is "Nip/Tuck," the dark and sick story of two amoral plastic surgeons, with plotlines including incest, necrophilia, and bestiality. "Rescue Me," the firefighter drama with Denis Leary, whose writers have a thing for coerced sex: marital rape, drugged-up sex, and a father pushing his teenaged daughter to have sex with her boyfriend.
So much for firefighters being heroes.
The other three shows aren’t as well known. There’s Danny DeVito’s oddly named "It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia," with classy episode titles such as "Who Pooped The Bed?" There’s "Sons of Anarchy," based on a criminal motorcycle gang, which has featured a human castration and an axe going into a man’s head, as well as references to necrophilia. "Testees," a show about two men who serve as "guinea pigs" for the corporation called "Testico," features bizarre sexual scenarios, fetishes, S&M, and couples shown during intercourse. Rounding out the PTC list as the most obscure entry is "Skins" on the BBC America channel, which featured teens using drugs, cursing, having sex and displaying a variety of sex toys.
Think about these shows the next time your child wants to watch TV alone downstairs.






















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Most, if not all, of these
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 07:22 ET by Roger the ShrubberMost, if not all, of these shows are on at night, or after 10pm. I come to this website to see example of liberal media bias, not, to be honest, crap like this.
TV isn't kid friendly, that's why there are parents
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 07:53 ET by blueskyI agree with the first poster...these shows are not meant for kids, and comedy isn't meant to be politically correct. And to defend South Park, they make fun of every religion and every pop culture trend.
Joan Rivers is hilarious--give her her due. Who is letting their kids watch comedy roasts anyway?
If these shows were on the Disney channel or Nick you would have a point, but this is being a little paranoid.
Yes, and Roger's As Well
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 15:15 ET by DoktorFranken''Cable television is a minefield of unspeakable raunch for children,
who, like it or not, freely roam the hallways of this medium at night.''
Not to put too fine a point on it Brent - Children have parents for a reason. If the kids are watching the stuff you mention then where in the hell are THE PARENTS?
Don't make our government be more of the 'parents' they already are.
South Park rules
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 08:32 ET by SickofLibsMy kids learned the definition of "hypocrite" by watching South Park. Nobody and nothing is safe.
I will not, however, allow them to watch ANYTHING on MSNBC... that is some real porn there.
It sure does!
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 15:20 ET by DoktorFrankenI always thought (at first - before I had Cable or Satellite) that South Park was ''BAD''. It does used language (bleeped out) and weird situations but they have the most balanced comedy on any TV. And some of the most genius scrips. Also, because of their computer generated animation (yes, they intentionally make it look like cardboard cut-outs) they can get an episode out pretty much in a week.
Kids learn more than you think!
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 17:04 ET by ptsonI imagine your kids learned much more than a simple definition from South Park. It is up to the parents, so all I can say is what I was told on becoming a teacher: kids don't learn just what you tell them but always, always what you show them, as well. The point of this article IS simply: are these shows the example you want for your kids?
These are not kid shows as
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 08:33 ET by jeffinsacThese are not kid shows as the other posters mentioned, so I also am confused about this article.
I personally thought this was going to show examples of what is being shown on the Cartoon network and other kids networks like that, not the adult networks you list here.
I like to a see a top 10 award
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 09:10 ET by nwahsI'd like to see a top 10 award for parents who use the tv as a baby sitter. I'd love to see just one article from Brent Bozell, that puts just a tiny bit of responsibility on the parent. It just sounds like victim hood when the parents can:
A:Watch TV with their very young children, and keep it out of their reach other times.
B: Educate their older children of what they'll see and why they shouldn't watch it.
If a parent can't make an older child turn off TV trash when they run into it, how are they going to instill abstinence into their child? I'm guessing, sex will probably be a bigger lure than South Park.
People are fond of say "don't pass out condoms, teach abstinence."
Fine, don't edit cable, teach self responsibility and self control. Teach your older child to just say "no" to South Park. Get them an excellence in television wristband or something. Adequately supervise your younger children.
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Yes they are not kid friendly
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 09:16 ET by richb313OK they are not kid friendly. I have seen the Roasts on Comedey Central and what passes for humor is mostly not funny but they do not broadcast these shows during family hours and it is on cable.
Leave my South Park Alone. This is one of the only shows on all of TV that takes no prisoners. It is the best social satire available. Yes they do go over the line all the time and that is really the point. They attack anyone and anything that is so ate up with themselves that they need to be taken down a peg or two. South Park was never meant for KIDS. It is for thinking adults.
The other shows mentioned I do not watch because I do not want to. It is that easy.
''Leave my South Park Alone''
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 21:47 ET by DoktorFrankenYou got that right.
As far as episodes are concerned, anyone in the world can watch any South Park episode off of their website. You don't need a TV or cable.
I've got to say one of my all time favorites is the ''Smug Cloud'' episode. The guys really tore all of the Green PC a-holes a new one and gave Hollywood, and George Clooney in particular, the biggest twist of their noses ever.
Thaaaanks!
Then tell your kids what
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 09:31 ET by wiwfThen tell your kids what they can and can't watch. I'm going to enjoy South Park.
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Excellent
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 09:32 ET by shawn228So far most folks agree that South Park and Nip Tuck are not supposed to watched by kids at least until the social conservatives jump in.
As much as I appreciate Mr. Bozell giving me NB as entertainment, I find it very interesting that he criticizesGeiko, Progressive and Walmart for pulling their advertising from Glenn Beck, but him and the PTC are totally fine with go after advertisers of shows they find indecent.
A argument I hear from a certain indivudual is. "Well, we have to protect our standards shawn" Everyone's standard is different and that is why tv is so great these days, there are so many different choices. Speaking as a parent it is my responsiblity to control my child watches on tv, not the government.
"I swear sometimes the self-appointed moral police are as obnoxious and demanding of big government interference as "environmentalist" gun control advocates, labor unions and trial lawyers"~fitzfong
Bozell's right
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 10:16 ET by misterbee241Out of curiosity I've checked out some of these shows. I couldnt make it more than a few minutes before having to click off. They are truly disgusting and really not very good. I thought they must be made to appeal to those in their 20's and 30's and not to people like me in their late 50's.
Some of the young people I used to work with, in their 20's and 30's used to get hysterical about South Park. I tried watching once, but I guess I just didnt get it. It was just so much trash to me.
I'll continue to stick with the Turner Classic Movie channel and the Westerns channel.
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misterbee241,
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 10:59 ET by Ascended Conservativei can see how South Park can be offensive to the current conservative patriachs/matriachs, but in reality it is simply a comedy for a different generation of adults, not kids. if you don't like it, then don't watch it. let the people decide whether or not they like it themselves.
i respectfully, but strongly, disagree with Mr. Bozell concerning his beef with South Park. maybe he should be more upset with the parents who let their kids watch the show.
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Trash TV
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 13:15 ET by merlin61misterbee241, I agree with you. I too have tried to watch some of these shows and end up turning them off. I do not see any value in trash for the mind. I loved your last sentence.
I agree that I find these
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 15:33 ET by Radical1979I agree that I find these show distasteful, and am a big lover of TCM. I would like cable to knock off the nudity, seeing someones backside rarely adds to the story. But, other people like these shows, and that's what having so many channels is about. It is harder for parents to monitor this stuff, but no one said being a parent it easy.
I'm not a big South Park
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 11:02 ET by nolotrippenI'm not a big South Park fan, but: "I’ve made billions off Christian ignorance for decades now. And do you know why? Because Christians are retarded" -- it's not hard to believe Disney sees us exactly like that.
Disney??
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 21:07 ET by DoktorFrankenDisney stopped being G rated some time ago. Case in point - Hannah Montana (Miley Cirus) is a Disney property and is one of the most blantantly sexist thing I ever watched before having to puke.
Kids and the future
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 11:11 ET by ptsonWe have sold our kids into economic slavery so who really cares if they become crude little monsters, learn to be "ho's" before their 13th birthday and expect sex with their middle school teacher? Hell they are going to be working ass to elbow in the rice fields to pay back our debt so who really cares? If we leave them alone enough just maybe the US will be shipping contaminated food to China? Hey? Who Cares?
What does it say about me
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 11:14 ET by 24enakWhat does it say about me that these are some of my favorite shows; South Park, Rescue Me, Sons of Anarchy, Nip/Tuck. I do find it odd that these kinds of shows have any effect on those that do not have the mental capacity to understand them. Suggesting that tv can influence behavior, but when people tried to blame Bill O'Reilly for the death of Dr. Tiller they say that Bill O'Reilly and other conservative commentators bare no responsibility for those that listen actions. So either Bill O'Reilly and these ten shows can negatively influence those that watch, or Bill O'Reilly and these ten shows have no influence because they should be taken with a grain of salt.
Take a breathe....
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 11:43 ET by Timothy HOk, I think we should all take a breathe, here.
First, I read the article three times to ensure my own accuracy here, and nowhere does Mr Bozell call for government censorship, and in fact alludes to personal responsibility in reasing your children in his final line, "Think about these shows the next time your child wants to watch TV alone downstairs."
I also see the point in what some of you have commented on, as well. This article seems, at face value to be a censorship based attack, and at least one of the programs, South Park, is misrepresented. But not one time in this article is there a call to censorship. Instead this article seems to be more informational as Brent opines on the issue, and he is correct that many children are watching these shows, especially South Park.
To address South Park, the creators of the show are conservative in ideology, though you wouldn't know it without thinking about the script a little more deeply than a child would. The episode in question is actually meant to point out the fact that while Disney is touted often as a bastion of family virtue, there is something wrong with the fact that so many of Disney's child stars (the Spears sisters and Lindsey Lohan are great examples) end up screwed up, as well as the fact that Disney has been more sinister than often advertised in dealing with these child stars, as well as with their transgressions.
That being said, I agree that the show is raunchy and not for children. I don't watch the show, myself, because while I often agree with the point presented, I have issues with the methods used to present them. Personal taste aside, that doesn't mean I think they should be censored. But to be honest, I doubt the show would air if they hadn't formatted it the way they did. By the time the liberal Comedy Central Network had figured out that this filth was actually conservative filth, it was too popular to pull, I suspect.
I don't think, though, that the PTC was looking in the right direction here. None of the programs listed were meant for cherub consumption. I would have much preferred a list like this that targeted the real threat, supposed children's programming on supposed children's networks. Ed, Edd and Eddy, Total Drama Island and Total Drama Action, Chowder, The Misadventures of Flapjack, Becoming Friends and many other cartoons directed at children are disguised as family friendly but teach horrid moral and behavioral lessons, as well as some of them being raunchy by children's programming standards. All of these are marketed towards children, and are hidden in programming available on the cartoon network. Nickelodeon's iCarly seems cute and kid friendly on the surface, and sometime's offers good moral lessons, but often finds the shows star, Carly, disrespecting and disobeying the authority figure, her older brother Spencer, who is her gaurdian, and those actions often lead to her getting what she wants while the gaurdian gets the short end of the stick.
A prime example of this is an episode in which Carly, a teenaged girl, wants to go to a MMA event to interview a fighter for her web show. Spencer forbids her attending on the basis that MMA is too violent for her young eyes. Carly gets kids to fill in as doubles in her room so she can sneak to the fight (lying, deception and disobedience). Spencer discovers the ruse, and heads of to the arena to collect Carly. Upon arriving, Spencer attempts to stop the interview and confront Carly, leading to the MMA fighter beating the snot out of Spencer. The show ends with Carly happy she got the interview, showing no remorse for her actions, and Spencer seriously injured, with no moral lesson or reckoning to be had.
I think these kinds of shows are far more dangerous, as there is no stigma to the children watching them, thus validating the messages. Shows on the Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon are meant for children, and many parents assume they are safe because of that. South Park and the rest of the shows on this list are not meant for kids, and if a parent cares enough to agree with the PTC's argument, they probably weren't letting their kids watch those programs. How many unsuspecting parents are letting their kids absorb the nasty content on many of the programs available during the day from these "fine" kids havens?
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Timothy
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 11:55 ET by shawn228Your right, there is no call for censorship in that article, My issue is Mr. Bozell is founder of the PTC and they routinely try to go after advertisers of some of my favorite progams on tv.
I find it eerily similar to liberals trying to silence people they don't agree with and aggresively going after their sponsorship to take away something from people because they don't like it.
"I swear sometimes the self-appointed moral police are as obnoxious and demanding of big government interference as "environmentalist" gun control advocates, labor unions and trial lawyers"~fitzfong
Shawn....
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 12:14 ET by Timothy HI understand your concern, and I agree with you that censorship is deplorable in any fashion. But again, the idea of censorship is off topic, as no censorship is called for in this article, and Brent references parental responsibility.
Contextually, aiming at the PTC's attempts to encourage advertiser boycotts is irrelevant. Because they have done wrong in the past does not negate the point of this article. It's that simple.
Again, I do not disagree with your point, as a general rule. But it has no more to do with this post than Obama's lack of credibility as an honest purveyor of information on health care has to do with closing down Gitmo. Two seperate arguments.
But when that argument happens, let me know. I'm with you.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. - Albert Einstein
Timothy H.
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 12:39 ET by shawn228As much as I would love to debate you, I cannot because you are right and I am wrong. I hope you understand that sometimes it is a automatic reaction, because so many folks on this site are, freedom of speech, live free or die, let freedom ring, but whenever a show is on tv they deem indecent, lets go after their advertisers because we don't agree with what they are showing
"I swear sometimes the self-appointed moral police are as obnoxious and demanding of big government interference as "environmentalist" gun control advocates, labor unions and trial lawyers"~fitzfong
Two Words
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 12:02 ET by richb313Amen Brother
That was an informative
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 12:12 ET by nwahsThat was an informative reply. Excellent article.
I was shocked by the show you mentioned showing a child sneaking out of their house. That's an incredibly dangerous thing to show, in a show aimed at children.
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Parents should be the
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 14:39 ET by marpelParents should be the responsibleparties here...plain and simple.
I know the article was on
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 14:43 ET by Radical1979I know the article was on cable shows, but let's not ignore shows like Jerry Springer which are just as raunchy.
To paraphrase a song, I remember when MTV played music videos. Sigh. And we thought those were bad. I miss those days.
"The Parents Television
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 14:46 ET by ckc1227"The Parents Television Council has issued its list of the Top 10 Worst
Cable TV Shows for Kids. One hopes that someone out there is shocked."
Why should anyone be shocked to learn that shows for adults aren't kid friendly?
Mr. Bozell has high standards
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 15:41 ET by JJoujanAnd I applaud him. His blog, I believe, was to warn parents who don't watch these show that their children could be watching them. He didn't call for any gov censorship as some here seem to suggest. He was calling for parent censorship. I completely agree with Misterbee's take on this. To add fuel to the flame of South Park lovers - you have all been watching ugliness for so long you don't recognize it. Like slowly boiled frogs.
and it looks like Mr. Bozell
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 15:51 ET by shawn228....tries to force those standards on others outside of NB.
"I swear sometimes the self-appointed moral police are as obnoxious and demanding of big government interference as "environmentalist" gun control advocates, labor unions and trial lawyers"~fitzfong
I remember the outcry when
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 15:45 ET by Radical1979I remember the outcry when "Sixteen and Pregnant" began on MTV, so I watched it. Turns out it's a great show for teens to watch because they follow through to after the baby is born. It's not so fun then, and the show is realistic about that. It goes to show, parents need to watch EVERYTHING their child wants to watch, limit it when they are young, and discuss it when they are older.
this is where
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 17:15 ET by katainkentI diverge the most from opinion here I guess.
Television has one sure fire form of censorship. Its called parents. By letting your children watch tv alone you're abdicating that right.
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Kata, I remember way back
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 17:38 ET by celatorKata, I remember way back when my daughter was about 13-14, and she wanted to watch MTV. Even then it was pretty raunchy and suggestive, particularly for a very young teen. I told her no. Didn't offer an explanation (my bad).
Well, one day I caught her watching it, and that was it. I explained to her why that sort of trash was not allowed in our house, pointed out how it went against the values we were trying to teach, etc etc. I should have had this "talk" with her beforehand, but, well, we learn. She understood where we were coming from, and agreed to not see it.
Today, of course, MTV is worse than ever. But parents still run the show in the house, and it's still important to make that clear. Fair but firm. Parents are the most important teachers kids will ever have, not government teachers or peer groups.
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you know what I enjoyed
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 18:24 ET by katainkentWatching tv with my kids. I came to enjoy Blues Clues and Richard Scarry's World and later Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and Fairly Oddparents. If the tv came on (and we only have one) we watched it together. The last show my kids enjoyed on TV was Avatar : The Last Airbender. We all watched it together and made a family event out of it.
After Avatar concluded our tv has remained nearly untouched. We didn't watch news, the kids found most of the stuff aimed at their age group crass and dumb. Any program we enjoyed as adults (and we have about a dozen) were tivo'd and watched when the kids were asleep. (The extra blessing of forgetting what a commercial is)
Finally we wondered why in the world we were paying for it and last January/Feb when our finances were crashing we decided to cancel catv.
Best decision ever.
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Strangely enough, none of
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 22:07 ET by balboaStrangely enough, none of those FX shows are targeted at these poor, defenseless kids Bozell's so concerned about.