Letterman to Make Full Apology Tonight for Joke About Palin's Daughter

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“David Letterman is making a full-throated apology for his controversial joke about Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's daughter,” TV Week reported a short while ago. “During a taping of tonight's [Monday 6/15] edition of his CBS Late Show, Letterman went much further than his last explanation of the joke, in which he quipped that a baseball player had 'knocked up' Palin's daughter,” Josef Adalian wrote.

Though Palin and conservatives were outraged and demanded an apology and retraction for a “joke” seemed aimed at the 14-year-old daughter though Letterman said he was referring to the 18-year-old daughter, it took the liberal columnist Mark Shields on PBS to convince Letterman he had a problem. Letterman will explain (video embedded below the fold with partial transcript):

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I was watching the Jim Lehrer Newshour -- this commentator, the columnist Mark Shields, was talking about how I had made this indefensible joke about the 14-year-old girl, and I thought, 'Oh, boy, now I'm beginning to understand what the problem is here. It's the perception rather than the intent.' It doesn't make any difference what my intent was, it's the perception. And, as they say about jokes, if you have to explain the joke, it's not a very good joke.

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On Monday's show last week, Letterman's monologue included: “One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game, during the seventh inning her daughter was knocked-up by Alex Rodriguez.” That Late Show also featured the “Top Ten Highlights of Sarah Palin's Trip to New York” with this entry: “Bought makeup from Bloomingdale's to update her 'slutty flight attendant' look.”

TV Week provided “a transcript of Letterman's comments, as supplied by CBS publicity.” The full text which should match what he'll say on tonight's Late Show:
"All right, here - I've been thinking about this situation with Governor Palin and her family now for about a week - it was a week ago tonight, and maybe you know about it, maybe you don't know about it. But there was a joke that I told, and I thought I was telling it about the older daughter being at Yankee Stadium. And it was kind of a coarse joke. There's no getting around it, but I never thought it was anybody other than the older daughter, and before the show, I checked to make sure in fact that she is of legal age, 18. Yeah. But the joke really, in and of itself, can't be defended.

The next day, people are outraged. They're angry at me because they said, 'How could you make a lousy joke like that about the 14-year-old girl who was at the ball game?' And I had, honestly, no idea that the 14-year-old girl, I had no idea that anybody was at the ball game except the Governor and I was told at the time she was there with Rudy Giuliani...And I really should have made the joke about Rudy..." (audience applauds) "But I didn't, and now people are getting angry and they're saying, 'Well, how can you say something like that about a 14-year-old girl, and does that make you feel good to make those horrible jokes about a kid who's completely innocent, minding her own business,' and, turns out, she was at the ball game. I had no idea she was there. So she's now at the ball game and people think that I made the joke about her. And, but still, I'm wondering, 'Well, what can I do to help people understand that I would never make a joke like this?' I've never made jokes like this as long as we've been on the air, 30 long years, and you can't really be doing jokes like that. And I understand, of course, why people are upset. I would be upset myself.

"And then I was watching the Jim Lehrer 'Newshour' - this commentator, the columnist Mark Shields, was talking about how I had made this indefensible joke about the 14-year-old girl, and I thought, 'Oh, boy, now I'm beginning to understand what the problem is here. It's the perception rather than the intent.' It doesn't make any difference what my intent was, it's the perception. And, as they say about jokes, if you have to explain the joke, it's not a very good joke. And I'm certainly - " (audience applause) "- thank you. Well, my responsibility - I take full blame for that. I told a bad joke. I told a joke that was beyond flawed, and my intent is completely meaningless compared to the perception. And since it was a joke I told, I feel that I need to do the right thing here and apologize for having told that joke. It's not your fault that it was misunderstood, it's my fault. That it was misunderstood." (audience applauds) "Thank you. So I would like to apologize, especially to the two daughters involved, Bristol and Willow, and also to the Governor and her family and everybody else who was outraged by the joke. I'm sorry about it and I'll try to do better in the future. Thank you very much." (audience applause)

—Brent Baker is Vice President for Research and Publications at the Media Research Center


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His intent was to smear

His intent was to smear Sarah and her family.  That much is clear.  He's just lying.

The 'joke' was scripted. 

The 'joke' was scripted.  It was rehearsed.  The intent goes far beyond David Letterman personally.

This was Letterman's 'Imus

This was Letterman's 'Imus Moment.' So why does he still have a job?

Perhaps NBC can fire that unfunny, ferret face weirdo Conan O'Brient, too, and make a clean sweep of late night TV.

Oh, why do I care? I'm still waiting for my D/A converter box coupons in the mail.

Being the consummate funny

Being the consummate funny man that Letterman is, I'm sure he'll throw a little quip or smirk in their somewhere.

One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 61% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory (yep...approval for Congress now at 39%...do you believe that!?).

New apology

Apologizing for embarrassing CBS.

When people apologize after great external pressure, it is fake and bougus.  It will never be real.  An apoologuy from the heart is when one thinks about what they did and they feel bad.  Is he apologizing to the marketing department because they may have to pick up some replacement advertisers?

Are Ann Dunham jokes Funny?

If Bristol Palin jokes are acceptable, what about jokes about an unwed and pregnant 18 year old Ann Dunham, who went on to marry a bigamist -- Obama's Kenyan father.

 

Oh, because a liberal, like

Oh, because a liberal, like Mark Shields, condemns him, David Letterman now sees the light. Sorry, but I still say the "joke" was horrible even if they meant Bristol Palin. This 18 year old girl did nothing malicious. Why would it be better somehow if it was her being ridiculed on national television. Some young girls have committed suicide over being publicly mocked.

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

Good point Chris

Shame liberals either dont see that or, dont care. Dont know why Dave is going to apologise now though, it is obviouse there will be no repercussions? His principled audience is long gone

 

My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

General, Bristol Palin's

General,

Bristol Palin's only crime is being the daughter of a woman who liberals feel the need to completely destroy politically and - personally. If people think we are overreacting, we know that this Letterman episode is just the hideous culmination of a rotten trend that has been going on for a long time. Now, it's out of control and has to stop. 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

GC

Not all liberals.Kirsten Powers makes a great point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpIGfR2jTs8

Statistically, Powers

Statistically, Powers doesn't register. :) 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

Chris

Her point on all these yahoos saying Sara parades her family around is right on point.All these other politicians do the same and nothing is said.

→ well99

Powers is about as fair as a liberal can be.  She's not the smarmy weasel Alan Colmes is.

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CA

Yes she is. I also respect Jane even if I disagee with her on most issues.Both arent afraid of calling it like it is.Even if it goes against the liberal media.Colmes was just talking points.That was it.

Yea I have been waiting

For  Kirsten to leave the loons. She is obviously very uncomfortable defending them at times. She is a sane Dem, about as rare as a White Bison these days

 

My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

→ White Buffalo

I remember an episode of Rin-Tin-Tin featuring a white buffalo that saved Rusty's life.

Silly, the things etched in a memory, when you can't remember where you put your keys.

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Whoa! Rin-Tin-Tin? I go

Whoa! Rin-Tin-Tin? I go back to Lassie, then later, Flipper and Gentle Ben, but I don't remember Rin-Tin-Tin being on television.

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→ I'm old So what?

Beats the alternative.  I'll be 57 later this year.

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Hey, I'm not that far

Hey, I'm not that far behind you, but I still don't remember Rin-Tin-Tin. Reruns of The Cisco Kid, yes... :) 

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→ This is old!

Besides Rawhide, this was my favorite show.  My dad was a trucker.

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Damn. You got me again. Sky

Damn. You got me again. Sky King, the flying rancher? 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

→ And niece Penny

Flying all over the countryside in the Songbird?

Heck, that came on Saturday mornings right after "Fury", the story of a horse, and the boy who loved him"

Just a bunch of men and a boy doing ranch stuff and riding horses.

Always wondered about Uncle Pete.  And Joey's sidekick, Packy.

Who names a kid "Packy"?

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Ah, the good ol days. As

Ah, the good ol days. As for naming a kid "Packy", we now have people named DeBrickshaw... 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

→ A fitting name

Here's one.  A Social Sciences professor who thinks exchanging nude personal pictures among young teens is no worse than "Spin The Bottle".

His name?  Peter Cumming.

Kid you not.

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Oh my

Silly, the things etched in a memory, when you can't remember where you put your keys.

 Thats funny, laughed so hard the dog got up

My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

White Buffalo?

 

There is/was a place north of Flagstaff that had several White Buffs.

They were looking for a new place because the county zoned them out of the White Buffalo business.  Or any other kind of business.

I guess livestock ranching 20 miles from town is not a good thing out west?

http://gjresult.com

 

GC

Aint that the truth.The old liberals that believed in being open minded and tolerant are almost all gone.The leftist have control over the Dems.

Would you say it was 2001,

Would you say it was 2001, when the far left declared blood war on conservatives - not a fight just to victory, but a fight to the death, with the massacre of the survivors and civilians after the victory? 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

Chris

I probably would go with that.I remember the attacks on GB's children.That was bs.What the heck did they do to warrant it.

yeah, I saw her on

yeah, I saw Powers on NewsWatch and was happy that she didn't mindlessly defend the conventional liberal wisdom that all's fair in politics or "humor". And she went further and made that point about all politicians surroundin themselves with their families (the point which others made here, but never really counts until someone prominent says it). Then, later, she ticked me off on some other subject, but that's politics - and I don't hate her for it.

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

that's the old child rapist line...

"i didn't know she was 13.  she told me she was 15."

 

swing hard in case you hit it.

Well, well, well.............

methinks someone is afraid of losing their show, due to all the public outcry, and sponsors withdrawing............Mr. Bitter needs a new act!!!

There had to be a real sh*t

There had to be a real sh*t storm raining down on him for laughing boy to finally do the right thing. 

Mark Levin made an excellent point...

on his radio show today.  He read Letterman's apology and then asked and I paraphrase, "Will the people who defended Letterman and his joke now also apologize?  People like Margaret Carlson, Matt Lauer and the fools on MessNBC".  My answer is, I think not and that's why Liberals are disgusting!  Jim Webster

Mark Shields, WORST PERSON

Mark Shields, WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!

I wonder how much of Letterman's coming "apology"....

...was motivated by this:

http://americanpower...

As for Dave, if he gets his news from Mark Shields, is it any wonder he is so painfully out of touch?

-Dave

Obama's health care "reform" plan is to blow up the building in order to fix a leak in the roof-Herman Cain

Dave, I know. 1986 called

Dave,

I know. 1986 called and they want their liberal commentator back. Maybe Lettterman wants us to know he watches PBS - la-di-da. 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

But why is he apoligizing to Bristol?

If you believe his lie, he meant to insult her!  Is he apologizing for outraging her?  Liar!  At least he is starting to catch on that he screwed up.

Beat me to it

He even double checked to make sure she was over 18.

Delmar

I still don't think he gets it. When he came to the conclusion that is was "the perception" rather than his intent, then to me that means it's everyone else's fault. We just didn't understand the joke. He is still giving himself some wiggle room for the joke. The whole world except the morons in his audience are too dense to get his joke. This is further borne out in that he felt it was okay to smear the 18 yr old daughter because she was "legal". Legal for what? Letterman is still an unconscience jackass and should be fired. I wnt to the CBS website and sent in a complaint and I guess many other did too. Apparently the sponsors are pulling out. Same thing happening to newspapers, losing sponsors is the death knell for these bozos. Good riddance.

Doug... Thanks, that's

Doug...

Thanks, that's interesting info to know....and it figures.

What's that song .... 'Pressure' ...hehee.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

BT

: >)

Political Correctness

Will now shoot through the stratosphere. Enjoy.

There's an old saying "be careful what you wish for."

Now you can watch it play out. Who's ass do you suspect is going to be held to the fire next? I'm guessing its not going to be a liberal comedian.

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That has got to be one of

That has got to be one of the most ludicrous statements I've ever read here. Yeah, liberal comedians are going to just cower, afraid to make jokes about daughters of Republican politicians - will free speech ever recover? 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

Point → Chris

You'd think the Liberals were trying to connect Beck and O'Reilly of complicity in a murder of an abortionist.

Gosh I hope the Liberals don't try to go after any conservatives.

Look out Rush!  Maybe the Liberals will try to bend your words into hate speech.  Sure want to avoid that at all costs.

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Just one time, one

Just one time, one freakin' time, a liberal is finally forced to apologize for making an outrageous and uncalled for comment and free speech is suddenly at risk? Yeah, I bet Janeane Garafalo, quaking in her boots, is down at GOP headquarters switching parties.

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

→ Well Chris

If ever there was a "sympathy-(what's that word?), it was when "24" gave her a slot on the show.

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I think that's called

I think that's called "shock casting". Eh - it's good for a year, although I don't thinks she's big enough to have affected things much... :) 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

Well then you don't read much

What can I say except you don't read much. Its not about liberals cowering. Its about liberals reminding middle of the road people, that even right wingers think some ideas and jokes are off limits. Enjoy, because in the coming years it will be shoved down your throat. They don't need a fairness doctrine. They have your annunciation to condemn speech that is "out of bounds." Guess who's going to be out of bounds next? They're gong to want a pound of flesh and they are going to get it. The only thing ludicrous is those thinking they've won something. No, you were baited into rubber stamping liberalism.

Enjoy the achievement.

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No - guess what? This is

No - guess what? This is going to make us stronger! We sucessfully turned a libtard trick around and hurt you guys with it. We did it fast and we did it easily.

Now that we have done it, don't think we are going to stop. The thing you zombies fail to realize is that there are a hell of a lot more of us than you. We have sat back for way too long out of politeness and principles while you guys stomped all over us, but we are taking it back now.

NOTHING will be shoved down our throats, because we are tired of this garbage, and we are stronger and smarter than you. You guys may still win a few battles, since you have loaded the deck with Obeyme and the libs in office, but expect this - they will fall next election. We have made our first wobbly steps, but by 2010 election time? We will be experts.

 

"I would rather be historically accurate than politically correct" ~ My husband's T-Shirt

Mazzi.... I love ya the

Mazzi....

I love ya and the way you think!

I'm with you and I feel the same way too!

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

GOOD! It's time to start

GOOD! It's time to start rounding up the troops. We showed that we CAN do it. We were too little and too late for the last election (plus, who the hell wanted to fight for MCCAIN? If not for Palin Republicans would probably have had the worst numbers in history).

But we are smart and we learn fast (which is why we are not liberals, lol). I have already seen the internet efforts starting to pay off. Rush Limbaugh has turned the media's evil intentions into a Godsend for conservatives. Fox has ramped up it's efforts to fill the void that the MSM left when they gave up the pretense of being unbiased. And the people came together at the tea parties to prove that we who are disgusted by the crazy left, are not alone out here.

So, we have the beginnings set up. We just have to keep the people fired up, and refusing to take this crap any more. Letterman might seem like nothing to the libs, but I see it as our first victory. Swift and more organized than we have seen in the past. Bring on the next issue, and lets see what we can do. 

 

"I would rather be historically accurate than politically correct" ~ My husband's T-Shirt

Mazzi... You bring the

Mazzi...

You bring the optimistic nature back in me that I always had here for years...it's about time somebody else made me feel revved up.

Thank you.

Simple as that.

Our Forefathers would want us to carry on with such.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

nwahs credits NB for Letterman's apology!

"that even right wingers think some ideas and jokes are off limits"

Um, maybe that's because some jokes are off limits?

Sorry, but that's an incontrovertable reality.  Nobody, and I do mean nobody, can say whatever the hell he wants whenever he wants, at least not without suffering consequences.  What planet are you from?

I summarized the Letterman problem in an earlier thread -- go back and read it.  Making the 18 year old daughter the butt of the joke is almost (not quite, but pretty damn close) as bad as the 14 year old.  The key word is "daughter."  What the hell is a 62 year old man doing broadcasting a sexually explicit joke about someone's daughter (I know it seems abstract, but she is a real person) whom he doesn't even know?

Not to mention the sexist joke about the sitting governor herself. 

Letterman needed to apologize, and while we here at NB are flattered, I doubt rather highly that we were the deciding factor for Letterman.

This site is dedicated to exposing and combatting liberal media bias.  Letterman is left-biased, and he uses sarcasm (a very old, very effective propaganda technique) along with mass-media broadcast capability and celebrity-appeal to promote that agenda by attacking the opposition.  It is unethical, and we here at this site believe that it ought to be stopped.  That's the point.

 

"Let's wrap him up, alright?" -- Keith Olbermann

Oh my, you actually are

Oh my, you actually are that out of touch to where you think political correctness is not evident already.  You are even more out of touch to know that political correctness is primarily towards conservatives, because we sure in the heck didn't invent that crap.  Also, saying a 14 year old child is getting knocked up by an older man, hence raped, is not even remotely funny and definitely not political correctness; it's perverted. Throughout this entire discussion you lied about defending Letterman's "joke" and now call this sick old man's knock, no pun intended, political correctness?  Seriously, what is wrong with you? 

Also, if any children are raped by older men because of this, can we blame it on Letterman?  Since the left wants to defend his comments by calling it humor and now you call it PC, we can conclude that this is not deviant behavior but the norm in the liberal viewpoint.

 

When the people fear the government it's called tyranny, when the government fears the people it's called liberty!

gmaniac1, You have to realize that nwahs isn't the only thing...

...that is backward here.

LOL-The logic, or lack of same, is similarly afflicted.

-Dave

Obama's health care "reform" plan is to blow up the building in order to fix a leak in the roof-Herman Cain

I know, using the word

I know, using the word logic anymore to describe liberal hatemongers is hard to do. 

Obviously Letterman would not be the cause of anything he did not do himself nor do I subscribe to that.  However, liberals are so mind numbed that they actually believe conservative talkers cause physical harm.

 

When the people fear the government it's called tyranny, when the government fears the people it's called liberty!

The only backward logic here

Is you even remotely considering yourself even a  shadow of a libertarian. You don't have a clue what a libertarian is. You're a Dixiecrat, not a  libertarian.

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nwahs, and you're a village

nwahs, and you're a village idiot, not an intellectual.

Calling him a village idiot

Calling him a village idiot is an insult to village idiots.  Nobody's missing him from their village, he was lured away and after defending rape jokes, I see why.

 

 

When the people fear the government it's called tyranny, when the government fears the people it's called liberty!

Libertarian, Dixiecrat?

Umm, what are you babbling about now?  Ah I see, trying to change the subject.  I don't blame you.  Once a perv always a perv.

 

When the people fear the government it's called tyranny, when the government fears the people it's called liberty!

You sound

You sound exactly like Al Sharpton. Excuse me while I puke. Yes - you make a wonderful victim. Enjoy your victimhood, Al.

"The bad man said unkind things to me!"

What a wimp.

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And you remind me of Lorne Michaels.

When SNL began, way back in the Cretaceous Period, Michaels was asked about what subjects would, and would not, be subjects of his show's comedy.  He told the interviewer that nothing would be off limits--nothing at all.

After the death of John Belushi, the same interviewer asked Michaels when SNL would air comedic references to Belushi's passing.  Michaels unceremoniously, and profanely, threw the interviewer out.

--Mike 

www.thebrattonreport...

I'm sure you have a picture

I'm sure you have a picture of the man next to your bed side.

 

 When the people fear the government it's called tyranny, when the government fears the people it's called liberty!

Epitome of Incompetence and mental disorder.

Letterman is too stupid and incompetent to have written the smear and the rest of the s*** he put out last week.

This can be clearly seen when one reads his "apology", which he probably wrote, not his writers.

Nothing other than a liberal court jester for the liberal elites, how can CBS waste millions on this idiot?

 "If liberals didn't live it, it doesn't exist."

→ I suggest

I suggest we hear what the man has to say and discuss it afterwards.

Those who don't believe him wil have the benefit of his own words, mannerisms, and body language.

I'm pretty sure we've all had an opportunity to say our piece.

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Sorry CA, we part company

Sorry CA, we part company on this. It's just too late for a heart felt apology from him, only a calculated one. 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

→ OK

But there's just not much to add at this point.

I can wait until tomorrow to comment on an upcoming segment.

It's already known Letterman was aware how his joke was perceived.  He can't just come on tonight and say "Oh, I just realized what you guys are upset about.  He already indicated that in his first approach at a tampdown.

His ratings will skyrocket tonight, and he knows it.  He knows he needs to hit a grandslam, but his intellectual acuity isn't near what it used to be either.

Guess that's a lot of opinion from someone who claims to be taking a "wait and see" approach.

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CA, For me, this is less

CA,

For me, this is less about Letterman, and more of his joke being the culmination of a nasty trend that has gotten completely out of hand. There has just got to be some guard rail of decency in public discourse. Sure, he has the right to say anything he wants, but if a supposedly mainstream "comedian" like him has become this nasty (even to an 18 year old girl, of all people, who has committed no crime or malicious act) on national television, what does this say about us? What are we becoming?

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

Bingo, nuff said right

Bingo, nuff said right there

 

When the people fear the government it's called tyranny, when the government fears the people it's called liberty!

Hear, Hear, Chris... What

Hear, Hear, Chris...

What are we becoming indeed.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

I'm sorry.

Does he think THAT is an apology.  

Well, at least we got him to apologize--

He never would have apologized on his own.  It was the pressure our side brought to bear.   He knew he was getting protested tomorrow, and is trying to deflect flack.  

Except that this is another NON apology apology

He's blaming his bad joke on those who are offended because WE are too stupid to GET his joke.   OUR perception is the problem. We are too stupid to get it so his joke is bad.  WE made the joke a bad joke.   or george bush did it. 

 

Whoa hold on

  or george bush did it. 

Quit with the idea's,  geez

 

My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

No one under the bus

I'm surprised Lecherman hasn't thought of the obvious response, -fire the joke writer. That's what a typical politician would do, find someone to throw under the bus. It's a little demeaning of Lecherman himself, because he would have to admit that he just reads what's on the teleprompter or cue cards. Anyone with a clue however knows these guys don't write their own jokes any more than the Bamster writes speeches.

A typical liberal non-apology

It's always the same, whether it's a liberal politician, businessman, news figure or celebutard.  Whenever they're caught in their disgusting behavior, their 'apologies' are just typically insincere, snarky and arrogant.

They never say they're sorry for what they did.  They only say they're sorry about everyone else.

They're sorry that everyone else 'chose' to get so mad, when any fool could see they meant no harm. 

Sorry that everyone else 'elected to react' in such a closed-minded fashion to their perfectly innocent remarks.

Sorry that the whole world is just too stupid to understand how brilliant and ingenious all these liberals are....

I hope you get fired anyway, Letterman.  The world which you're sorry is so stupid can do just fine without your 'brilliance'....

Hey, I give him credit for belatedly "manning up"

and apologizing.
Still, what a dumb joke, and this incident is proof of the immense difference in how the media treats the families of conservatives vs the families of liberals.
I used to like Dave as a performer, but no more.......

He should take this opportunity to change his name

Something that goes with his personality...and he won't even have to change his initials.  Dick Letterman.   Yeah.  I like it.  Fitting.

Full Apology?

Ask Alex Rodriguez whether it's a full apology or not.

whatever

he'll keep making jokes about her and all republicans.  someone got to him about his future.  Its all about the $$$$$$$$$. sorry dave I don't believe you. you're a pig.  and it was a little to late. loser

You will never convince me

You will never convince me this apology is sincere.  There are very few if any liberals I believe feel the slightest bit of remorse in the way they have treated the Palin family.  They are scared of her and what she stands for.  They are doing everything they can to tear her down and the family is not off limits.

The Obama Administration: THE most fiscally irresponsible Administration EVER

Oh, now he's sorry that the

Oh, now he's sorry that the joke WAS MISUNDERSTOOD.  No, we understood it, David, that's why we didn't like it.   We understood exactly what you were doing - you hate Palin and you thought you could get away with it, because after all, EVERYBODY DOES get away with smearing and sliming Palin and her daughters.  This time it backfired for some reason and you were hornswoggled into apologizing for what everyone else is doing with impunity and which you feel you should still be able to do with impunity.   You and all your fellow leftists are hypocrites and this time YOU got thrown to the wolves, scumbag.   Tough.

Don't you see what Letterman's really saying?

He's saying he's apologizing for not clarifying the joke better, that it was structurally "flawed". He's apologizing for not telling the joke better and causing people to misunderstand what he was saying.

This is hardly different from the standard "I apologize to anyone who might have been offended" and nowhere near the "I apologize for telling an outrageously sick joke to ridicule someone I can't stand" apology that is warranted.

metaphorsbwithu

Letterman says he'll try to do better

according to AP he says "It's my fault" he'll try to do better 

really....what does that mean?

Paul... Zilch....nada...no

Paul...

Zilch....nada...nothing.

He just knows now everyone will be forced to get off his back...or so he hopes.

Mainly he and the network know this will boost the ratings.

Period.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

Am I reading this right?

In the first paragraph of this latest "apology", doesn't Lefterman say he checked to see that it was "the 18 year old" at the game?  Then, in the second paragraph, does he not state that he didn't know that anyone other than Giuilani was with her (before he made a crude, grandstanding joke about him)?

 Seems like he can't keep his story straight.  Looks like Palin was right, Lefterman and his writing staff seem to come up with new excuses faster than they can write more crappy Top Ten Lists or Small Town News segments.

  Along with being an

Along with being an unapologetic lefty, is Dave also flaming hypocrite ?

Of course he is, because in 1996 he took Howard Stern to task for making fun of his girlfriend. Talk about delicious irony.

Check it out:

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"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

I appreciate Letterman's apology

I appreciate Letterman's apology. But he is wondering how he can make people understand that he would never knowingly joke like this. Is he kidding? He vitriolic hate speech has reached the heavens. He is extremely slanted and skewed in his attacks on Conservatives and their looks and their families. His jokes are written down and planned. Is he numb? His intent was as it always has been, and this time it broke badly for him. The speech that most liberals use towards Conservatives is generally unacceptable.
But considering all things he did apologize. So that's good. It doesn't have to be perfect. No one apologizes perfectly anyway. How many time do we hear the cowardly "If I hurt you..." instead of, "I'm sorry for hurting you."

a week late, but

at least he finally apologized.

 

"Let's wrap him up, alright?" -- Keith Olbermann

better late than never

It wasn't the best apology, but it was better than the "sorry if I offended you" kind. If it took Mark Shield's comment for David to apologize, so be it, but quite a few TV libs, mostly women, mentioned how the joke was crass, and he wasn't getting the cover he received in the early days.

I'm sure someone advised him to just apologize and get this off the front burner. Palin won this round.

                  ~~save your tea, dump congress~~

Letterman is feeling like Couric

His ratings are tanking because he is not funny and she is not a journalist.

They are libs that think kissing the arse of Obama will let them get away with anything. But the American people outnumber Obama.

Sarah Palin is a class act. She has had to take so much undeserving crap from these despicable liberals and yet she doesn't back down.

If I were Sarah I wouldn't except Letterman's apology. I'd tell him to kiss my arse!

Letterman's full statement → HERE

Drudge links the full statement.

Dave claims he vetted the joke.  Claims he asked about Bristol's age beforehand.

None of this can be verified, of course.

a seal

 He is apologizing ..

 He is apologizing .. thats all he can do ... he can do it publicly and more importantly privately to the Palins

I think people should accept the apology ... forgive and move on ..whether its sincere or not isnt for anybody to figure out .... the shite hit the fan and he got a bunch on him .. no need to be like the Neo Progs (libs) who are never satisfied until blood is drawn and someone loses their job.

 

_______ Him and the Unicorn he rode in on

I am not going to "forgive

I am not going to "forgive him and move on". That's what got us into the mess we are in now. It's time to stop taking the moral high road and fight fire with fire. We don't have to sink to the dirty tricks and slime tht the left has been tossing at us for so long, but we can't just sit around and be the nice guys anymore. 

Letterman DESERVES to be punished to the same level that anyone else (ie: a conservative) would be if they did a similar thing to someone (ie: a liberal's) kid. The rules are in place - now it's time that WE start enforcing their rules. It's the only way we can get the power back and bring our country back to the civility we once knew. We have been sucker-punched over and over again by the left and we just have stood there looking confused and saying "but that's against the RULES..."

Anyway, I would feel differently if he had apologized immediately, and not under the pressure that everyone knows he is under to do it. Anyone with a brain knows that he is being strong-armed to try and save his career. It is a bogus "apology" and it is insulting that he thinks anyone will fall for it. 

So, let him apologize, and then get fired. Its time.

"I would rather be historically accurate than politically correct" ~ My husband's T-Shirt

Hopefully there are no wink

Hopefully there are no wink and nod looks to the camera so that this can be considered a sincere apology.  I still find it offensive that he thinks it's o.k. to make fun on Bristol Palin, but if this is a real apology it should be let go so Dave can continue his downward slide in the ratings.

Lame Ass Apology NOT ACCEPTED

I do not accept his apology.  Am I being vindictive? unreasonable? unforgiving? perhaps, but it's time the libs get a taste of their own medicine.  Personally, I adore Palin and think she would have been a fantastic V.P., however, politicians are pretty much open-season in my opinion on just about any issue.  However, their children especially underaged completely innocent children should be OFF LIMITS.  This is not a matter of free speech. I can't stand Obama or his errrr "wife", however, I'd support the firing of any conservative that attacked  his children and if anyone supported their rape/molestation I'd say "throw them under the jail". 

As Mazzi so aptly put it, it's time for payback and turning the table on the libs.  They always expect us to take the suicidal high-road and we have suffered as individuals and as a nation because of it.  No more!

Apologise vs. Asking for Forgiveness

Here's my problem, and it's what I teach my children.  When you apologise you put the pressure on the offended to make everything alright.

If you ask for forgiveness the pressure is on the offending party to make everything better. 

Forgiveness is what he'll get from the public at-large and maybe even the Palins, but he didn't ask for it. 

When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.

So who here actually watched

So who here actually watched the apology?

Dave who?

Letterman apologized for not making it clear he was telling a crude and disgusting sex joke about an 18-year-old girl instead of a 14-year-old girl.

I actually watched the show until the end when he interviewed some incoherent global warming alarmist "scientist" who kept repeating the phrase "reverse engineering".

One of the worse interviews and shows I have ever seen.

Letterman is history in my home.

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balboa

I will wait till it is on youtube. I don’t watch any of the alphabet channels...except when the Goode Family comes on.

I did but unfortunately the

I did but unfortunately the volume was turned down.  Bum deal as Letterman seems to make such wholesome comments about our aspiring youth.

 

When the people fear the government it's called tyranny, when the government fears the people it's called liberty!

Meanwhile . .

Meanwhile . . .

Letterman's show is taped, it doesn't run live.

It appears that CBS had time to remove the "joke" from the air and chose not to.

 

"Gov. Palin has been subjected to one of the most massive and dishonest pile-on smear attacks in the history of liberal media."  -- Lowell Ponte

Haven't read all the other comments yet

But, Letterman fully understood the reason behind the anger being directed at him. To state otherwise is, at least, disingenuis but most likely an outright lie. You don't make it as far as he has by being that stupid.

And it took hearing it from a liberal source for him to "get it". Go figger.

That which does not kill me had best render me incapable of returning fire.

I commend him for finally

I commend him for finally apologizing.  I still don't like him though because his is totally in bed with liberal democrats.  It's obvious.  This man is as biased as they come.  Letterman et. Al. have not done one joke about Obama or his family.  On the other hand, Bush was ridiculed on a nightly basis.

 

LETTERMAN'S INSUFFICIENT APOLOGY

Frankly I don't get Letterman's apology, let alone the joke in question or the constant stream of ugly jokes he's been continually making about Palin and her family.

Assuming one accepts his apology at face value, he only apologized for being misunderstood about a 14 year old girl while he what he really meant to say that Palin's 18 year old daughter would have sex with a Baseball celebrity or anyone at all, at a baseball, game apparently because she's had baby without being married. Then made some reference to her and Elliot Spitzer basically calling her a prostitute  because she's an unwed mother. 

Well  Letterman himself had a child without being married and so did a whole lot of other alleged celebritieswho are way to numerous to list. But according to him its acceptable to single this girl out for ridicule? Why? Because she went to a baseball game in NYC? 

Would it be acceptable to Letterman if other "topical comedians"  said the same about his girlfriend? 

 He joked that Palin came to New York to update her "slutty" flight attendant look. Why is claiming flight attendants look like sluts in the first place acceptable humor?

Over the past year or so, he said the following about Palin: 

“You know, she reminds me, she looks like the flight attendant who won’t give you a second can of Pepsi. No, you’ve had enough. We’re landing. Looks like the waitress at the coffee shop who draws a little smiley face on your check. Have a nice day.”

“She looks like the dip sample lady at Safeway. She looks like the nurse who weighs you and then makes you sit alone in your underwear for 20 minutes. She looks like the Olive Garden hostess who says, ‘I’m sorry, your table isn’t ready yet.” She looks like infomercial lady who says she made $64,000 a month flipping condos.”

“[S]he looks like the lady at the bakery who yells out ‘44! 45!’ She looks like a real estate agent whose picture you see on the bus stop bench. That’s who she looks like. She looks like the lady who has a chain of cupcake stores…”

What's all this about - how is it funny?  What exactly is wrong with middle class women who work at these kinds of jobs and where is the humor at either poking fun at them or at Palin? Where does he get the nerve to do that? 

To me, he continually comes off as an elitist punk who wouldn't say anything like this if the woman's husband was in the audience because he'd get back handed a good one and would deserve it.

Personally I think he's a jerk who ought to be suspended, not fired so he can feel a little bit of the public humiliation he's so quick to hand out to people who really do work hard for living, and who can't defend themselves against smart mouthed punks like him. 

Tufr

Wonder why

He did not get the professional apologizer obumma to do this for him? It would be just as belivable.

How many daughters does Palin have and why should it be acceptable to make "jokes" about any of them?

Everyone knows that is acceptable to make jokes about white folks kids, and more so if anyone in the family has a R after the name.

 

“Less 1984 — More 1776"

You have just illustrated

You have just illustrated something that most people, women included, do not acknowledge:  When he makes jokes like that about women, he is making them about all women.  Women are vapid sluts who use their bodies to manipulate men.  Women are boobs and a vagina and men have to put up with their talking so they can use them as a recepticle for their sperm.  It is amazing how many people on here, men included, do not see that those jokes are about their wife, their mother, their daughter. 

pants on fire

He's lying.  Watch his hands.  

Apologies for libs, firing for conservatives

There is a double standard. Any lib can get away with any hateful actions towards conservatives, Whites, or Christians. They don't get fired.

A conservative, White, or practicing Christian gets fired for being accused of hateful actions.

 

The World's Most Dangerous Late Night Host

"Well, what can I do to help people understand that I would never make a joke like this? I've never made jokes like this as long as we've been on the air, 30 long years..."

 

Um, yes you would and yes you did.

 

Delusional

Link?

Link?

Good morning Bal

Sic him Bal. Do your job as a left-wing extremist guard dog. Go for the ankles.

Jesus Loves You so much He died for you

Apology?

 

Well, truth be told, that was a very good, well made, expensive suit.

Too bad it didn't have a man in it.

http://gjresult.com

 

I saw the video (like other

I saw the video (like other posters, I will NOT watch his show - I don't want his numbers to include me). What a weasel. Seriously.

The audience seemed rather lackluster. I figure that about half of them were cklueless about the whole incident and the other half are just brainless zombies. But, they laughed when Letterman said "I was told at the time she was there with Rudy Giuliani". Huh? I rewound that part a few times, and unless it's some inside joke that I don't get, it made no sense. The transcript shows that the audience applauds after the next comment "I really should have made the joke about Rudy", but listen to the video - they laugh after the first part. I guess the applause light malfunctioned?

Anyway, it was a pathetic "apology". As others have pointed out, the sum of the apology was that we didn't "get it". He is apologizing for his lapse in joke-telling skill. And, if he really "researched" the joke beforehand, how did he miss the fact that Willow was at the game? 

What a skeevy jerk. I don't accept the apology. I say we keep up the bombardment. Let them see that belated non-apologies for us being too stupid to understand his elitist humor will not get them off the hook.   

"I would rather be historically accurate than politically correct" ~ My husband's T-Shirt

Alinsky #5

Alinsky's Rule Number 5: "Ridicule is man's most potent weapon. There is no defense. It's irrational. It's infuriating. It also works as a key pressure point to force the enemy into concessions."

Never forget this. This is not about comedy, or sexism, this is hardball down-in-the-gutter politics, and the democratics have a front line in the liberal entertainment world to attack via Rule Number 5. This is why we have to be relentless. Was a simple apology good enough for George Allen, Don Imus, or Trent Lott? 

good one slickwillie01

Couple that with: "When the radicals are more powerful than the opposition they must crush the opposition."

Now, I don't for one second believe that Letterman is an Alinsky disciple, but I do think that the cultural elite, whether intentional or not, have syncretized with his "ends justifies the means" first principle.

I do find some modicum of hope, though, in that Dave was finally forced to say "I apologize," which must have been a very difficult task for him given his evident utter contempt for Sarah Palin.

 

"Let's wrap him up, alright?" -- Keith Olbermann