Mark D'Avella

Impressing CNN “American Morning” co-host Kiran Chetry is apparently a fairly easy feat to accomplish. Pretend to urinate on produce in a stock room, smack your brother in the crotch with a beet, open and lick the contents of a container on the shelf or stand with a banana sticking out of your boxer shorts and that’ll land you a segment on “American Morning.” “All right, so now you guys – by…