First original caption:
Matt Lauer, co-host of the NBC 'Today' television program, kisses Miss Piggy who popped out of a cake to surprise him during his 10th anniversary show, Friday, Jan. 5, 2007. Lauer has been co-anchor of 'Today' since January 6, 1997. (AP Photo/Richard Drew)
Second original caption:
Matt Lauer, left, co-host of the NBC 'Today' television program, is embraced by the show's former co-host Bryant Gumbel during Lauer's 10th anniversary show, in New York, Friday, Jan. 5, 2007. Lauer has been co-anchor of 'Today' since January 6, 1997 when he replaced Gumbel. (AP Photo/Richard Drew)
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Matt Lauer: "You're an e
January 5, 2007 - 14:22 ET by donsalesMatt Lauer: "You're an even bigger pig than Hillary....come here you exotic vixen!"
Nowhere to Run....Nowhere To Hide.....
Caption fest
January 5, 2007 - 14:23 ET by d1carterKatie! Your back!
Lord I thought it was Katie!
January 5, 2007 - 14:23 ET by Guy Arthur Thomas"Good Lord! For a second I thought Katie was back!"
If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal.
Miss Piggy to Matt....They co
January 5, 2007 - 14:29 ET by bigtimerMiss Piggy to Matt....
'They couldn't pay me enough...I was forced against my will to do this!'
'Oink...Oink! Squeal....Squeal!'
"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under." Ronald Reagan
Blind
January 5, 2007 - 14:35 ET by cvgbuckeyeAre you guys blind? That first picture was Rosie in a blonde wig. The second picture was Rosie after she turned into a frog.
Nah... that pig's much to th
January 5, 2007 - 14:50 ET by RunningBeerNah... that pig's much to thin to be Rosie. Smarter too!
How very European Castrati of
January 5, 2007 - 14:39 ET by fosstenHow very European Castrati of Matt and Bryant.
What ever happened to a good old American manly handshake?
Jeez. Buncha p*ssies.
This pictures show pervertion
January 5, 2007 - 14:39 ET by Senior ChiefThis pictures show pervertion in the first degree. No wonder these folks advocates the leftist agenda of gay/lesbian rights and bestiality(?). NBC should be fined for indecency! Will somebody get hold of FCC. Oh yeah, please let PETA also know...
You're Rick Santorum, aren'
January 5, 2007 - 14:43 ET by balboaYou're Rick Santorum, aren't you!
"I said no tongue, bit
January 5, 2007 - 14:43 ET by Jack Bauer"I said no tongue, bitch."
(both pictures)
Proud member of the all-powerful and vast militarist/industrialist/capitalist/zionist-bagelist complex
...and that's what Miss Piggy
January 5, 2007 - 17:08 ET by kathleenirish...and that's what Miss Piggy said to Matty....and, later, Bryant was heard whispering, "You call THAT tongue, Bitch? We both know you can do better than that!"
"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere" -Ali ibn-Abi-Talib, 4th Islamic Caliph
Matt to Bryant:Let's start
January 5, 2007 - 14:43 ET by MightyMouthMatt to Bryant:
Let's start a new show called "Straight Eye for the Queer Guy". What do you think?
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
Matt Lauer kisses Miss Piggy
January 5, 2007 - 14:44 ET by mattmMatt Lauer kisses Miss Piggy and <BAM!> she becomes Bryant Gumbel.
Ding.The dogs bark, but the c
January 5, 2007 - 15:21 ET by Chris NormanDing.
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
EERIE
January 5, 2007 - 15:00 ET by UnsaneThat picture on the right looks eerily reminiscent of the portrait on the Berlin Wall of Erich Honecker and Leonid Brezhnev giving each other some tongue.
"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???" - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)
Who can watch "Today?&qu
January 5, 2007 - 15:01 ET by Andrew H.Who can watch "Today?" Who wants to? It occupies some time on a network in the mornings when most people are working. It is irrelevant--and the few times I've seen a little of it, it is insufferably boring, Katie or Matt or whoever. The fact this show is written, produced and presented by liberals makes it even more strained and irrelevant.
Liberalism is a convenient lie.
No doubt a judge in Massachus
January 5, 2007 - 15:14 ET by Prester JohnNo doubt a judge in Massachussets will determine that Matt has a constitutional right to marry a pig.
Sorry Bryant.
All in due time my friend.
January 5, 2007 - 15:35 ET by RunningBeerAll in due time my friend.
I think would have preferred
January 5, 2007 - 15:22 ET by rimskyI think would have preferred to see this on TV.. this freeze frame is killng me.
Gumbel whispers to Matty: "Don't forget, I PUT you here, white boy."
grrr. . . I MUST have you
January 5, 2007 - 15:30 ET by tumbler_2007". . . Meet me upstairs at the bidette."
Shame on Matt for smooching
January 5, 2007 - 15:38 ET by JerryShame on Matt for smooching on a brainless dummy. Miss Piggy I could understand, but not the brainless dummy.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Matt & bryant
January 5, 2007 - 15:39 ET by misterbillMatt & bryant wish to announce they are expecting their first child in June.
Miss Piggy's
January 5, 2007 - 15:41 ET by misterbillMiss Piggy's mom said "How could you?". Matt and Miss Piggy wish to announce their first child is due in July.
I don't know about any of you
January 5, 2007 - 15:43 ET by alcatrazI don't know about any of you guys but I can't imagine holding another man in my arms the way Gumble is holding Matty. Thats just wrong. And where is Matty's other hand? In the words of Napolean Dynamite..."Gross".
Look close, you can see Mat
January 5, 2007 - 15:46 ET by MightyMouthLook closer, you can see Matt's other hand just where you would expect it.
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
You're right, they both have
January 5, 2007 - 15:50 ET by rimskyYou're right, they both have a real grip! Gumbel looks like he's giving Matty boy one of those Godfather like kisses.. gags me..
After years of trying, Matt L
January 5, 2007 - 16:30 ET by taznarAfter years of trying, Matt Lauer realized no matter how many times he kissed Kermit, he wouldn't get his prince. After moving on, he soon found success.
Hey Bryant...how's that sucky Real Sports job no one watches?
January 5, 2007 - 16:32 ET by Guy Arthur Thomas*John Stewart in Seinfeld's "Bizzaro World" where he is now a conservative trying to be a political comedian and his comedy still sucks
"Hey Bryant, how's that sucky Real Sports job no one watches? Sucks to be you eh? Hahahahahahahaha, dumba$$, you thought people liked you and didn't realize that most of our audience is made up of frustrated women, f@gs and loveless housewives. Oh wait, you did know that you just took the typical super-lib route and lied to yourself about the truth hoping the "perhapses" of your mind would create an alternate reality. Anyway, welcome back and don't f@rt in the chair."
If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal.
"Pigverts in Space"
January 5, 2007 - 16:44 ET by Ten7s"Pigverts in Space" - Matt Lauer sexually harrasses Miss Piggy. "The Land of Gorchmorrah" - Bryant Gumbel sexually harrasses Matt Lauer.
So, these two haven't seen ea
January 5, 2007 - 16:48 ET by JPR1So, these two haven't seen each other in what 30 years?
Maybe one of them is grieving the loss of their pet gerbil.
How very Warmheartedmetrosexualeuropean. I can see a bit of a hug, but the clasping of each others heads...I'm gonna wretch!
possibly....
January 5, 2007 - 16:53 ET by misterbillpossibly....one of them is wearing his! OOPS!!!
"With two nearly identic
January 5, 2007 - 17:01 ET by Caringwhiteguy"With two nearly identical smootches Matt Lauer qualifies for the Pig Kissing Contest at the Iowa State Fair".
CWG LMAO
January 5, 2007 - 17:04 ET by misterbillCWG LMAO You got both of them plus the puppet in one brief post.. LMAO!!!!
10 years and still wearing the same suite?
January 5, 2007 - 17:01 ET by ifishok10 years and still wearing the same suite?
You omitted the 3rd photo wit
January 5, 2007 - 17:18 ET by winston smithYou omitted the 3rd photo with Matt, Bryant & Miss Piggy together for a "group kiss" and then they do the little "piggie pie" thing.
yucccckkkkk!!!!!
January 5, 2007 - 17:23 ET by misterbillyucccckkkkk!!!!! I am going to try to forget that image you put in my mind!!!
yucccckkkkk!!!!!
First photo: Meredith has rea
January 5, 2007 - 18:23 ET by Roger the ShrubberFirst photo: Meredith has really let herself go since leaving "The View"...
Second photo: Matt now joins a very exclusive list of men who have tongue-kissed both Gumbel brothers...
Photographic evidence that Sa
January 5, 2007 - 20:55 ET by balboaPhotographic evidence that Santorum WAS right after all, he was just wrong about the species. Man on man love leads to man on MUPPET love, not man on dog.
bal,That was funny.
January 5, 2007 - 21:00 ET by Blondebal,
That was funny.
Bal, I never knew you had a
January 5, 2007 - 22:33 ET by Roger the ShrubberBal, I never knew you had a man-crush on Rick... :p
My mom told me this evening (
January 5, 2007 - 21:14 ET by msh1973My mom told me this evening (she is a Today watcher, why I don't know) that Matt and Bryant are best friends, according to Matt. She says that Matt admires Bryant greatly, they play golf together. Good for them, they are two liberal peas in a pod.
With that kind of lip lock, t
January 5, 2007 - 23:16 ET by MikeBWith that kind of lip lock, they'd better be best friends, as they are likely to pass mononucleosis to each other. Any better friends, and they'd be humping each other's legs.
"A communist is someone who reads Marx. An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx." Ronald Reagan
No offense, but I like the
January 5, 2007 - 21:50 ET by motherbelt"No offense, but I like the pig better."
Matt
January 5, 2007 - 22:58 ET by replayI think Matt sits down to go "tt".
Good one! Conjures up lot
January 6, 2007 - 00:40 ET by JerryGood one! Conjures up lots of good nicknames... Massengil Matt, Maxi-pad Matt, Matt Flower, etc.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
second picture: Gumbel: "
January 6, 2007 - 01:04 ET by Nazarethsecond picture: Gumbel: "I use Lectric Shave, feel how smooth that is?"
Lauer: "Holy cow my man, you're right, that is smooth. Smells nice too.
Gumbel: "Did you put super-glue on your cheek?"
Lauer: "You betcha."
Gumbel: "Why?"
Lauer: "I don't know. It seemed like a good idea at the time"
Gumbel: "Matt... I feel like an ass"
Lauer: "Look on the bright side, Bryant"
Gumbel: "What bright side Matt?"
Lauer: "I don't know... I was hoping you knew"
Gumbel: "Are you crying?"
Lauer: "No! Those are tears of joy"
Gumbel: "Joy? Matt... You're starting to freak me out"
Lauer: "C'mon Bryant, I've seen the way you look at me."
Gumbel: "I was showing you how smooth my cheek is! Don't mistake that for--"
Lauer: "I'm just messin with ya big guy. Want to get some lunch?"
Gumbel: "You buyin?"
Lauer: "Do I look like an idiot?"
Gumbel: "Do I have to answer that?"
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naz -you should write
January 6, 2007 - 01:13 ET by misterbillnaz -you should write for MADTV or some show like that. OR (LOL) do you really believe that is what they said?? scary!!
Matt: Bryant, do you remem
January 6, 2007 - 00:53 ET by JerryMatt: Bryant, do you remember when Katie "took one up the butt" for NBC with her on-air colonoscopy?
Bryant: Of course, how could I forget.
Matt: Well, it was great for ratings, and our ratings are starting to slip, and... well... I'm willing to "take one up the butt" for NBC too. Would you be my colonoscopy?
Bryant: Kiss me you fool!
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Lol thanks Bill- I don't just
January 6, 2007 - 01:27 ET by NazarethLol thanks Bill- I don't just believe it, but I have documented proof- you see, I was in that same room when this ... shall we say ... 'incident' took place and I must tell you ... Darn- I've said too much. G'night
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The Today Show is proud to an
January 6, 2007 - 01:35 ET by TexasOptimistThe Today Show is proud to announce that it will be introducing a new theme song. Elton John will sing "Can You Feel the Love Today," based on his hit "Can You Feel the Love Tonight."
Merry Christmas 2007.
Proving that he loves both
January 6, 2007 - 03:48 ET by Warner Todd HustonProving that he loves both the gay rights issue and the concept of multiculturalism, Matt Lauer is seen kissing Al Roker (to the left) and Bryant Gumbal (to the right) at a recent Network cocktail party to drunken shouts of "You GO girlfriend".
Matt Lauer, left, co-host of
January 6, 2007 - 09:25 ET by guinsPenMatt Lauer, left, co-host of the NBC 'Today' television program, is lubricated by the show's former co-host Bryant Gumbel during Lauer's 10th anniversary show, in New York, Friday, Jan. 5, 2007. Lauer then shoved his head up Barack Obama's @**.
Kissing media hogs.
January 6, 2007 - 09:40 ET by Red JeepKissing media hogs.
Matt Lauer with his own bre
January 6, 2007 - 12:23 ET by WolfremMatt Lauer with his own breaking exclusive: Not only coming out of the closet as a multicultural bi-sexual, but also introducing a new class for the democrats to exploit. (Bi-sexuals should have their own rights too.) What a way to further the liberal agenda on his 10th anniversary on The Today Show. His only words were, "Pulitzer please."
/sarcasm off
"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it." - George Santayana
Caption 1: Well-loved medi
January 6, 2007 - 12:43 ET by Carbon SasquatchCaption 1: Well-loved media personality caught in candid moment, french-kissing a pig.
Caption 2: Who knew pigs could french kiss each other?
CREEPS...I can't wait for thi
January 6, 2007 - 21:27 ET by Clear thinkerCREEPS...
I can't wait for this site to be updated tomorrow. This weekend has been tough on me. Everytime I come to the site these two show up kissing at the top of the page.... yuch. Gives me the creeps!