Once again, Dennis Miller's humor is right on the mark.  Great insight and lines that sting sharply with truth.

What mega-billionaire republican is going to buy up two of the alphabet networks and mass replace the liberal trash encrusted within them ? Yeah, corporate takeover, total, twice - now there's an impossible plan.

So, instead we will have a thousand Murtha moments before the election, with Sheehans and Durtbin's spewing their propaganda and lies to the genuflecting and adoring parrot media, with tens of thousands of propagated hours of lies and slander against Bush and republicans, endless repetition all opened up with the daily per show Iraq death and injuries count delivered in a disgusted and concerned overblown tone seeping with disdain for Bush. Rush and Hannity/O'Reilly who have 3 percent of all newsers combined maybe, will be the demons of the unheard domestic media, a dangerous evil that could destroy America, or set us back hundreds of years, even into rekindling slavery in all likelihood.

 No matter how hard the republicans fight back, the machine for iggy is solidly in place. If need be, the democrats in congress will move and write a threatening letter to ABC or whatever other "going off the plantation for just one moment " media falters, demanding that concessions and reductions be issued lest their right to broadcast or exist be congressionally withdrawn. All the way to the top, and astride the entire democrat party the coalition of the censure will kick in help, and is in place, is forceful, reactive, and rabid. Republicans fighting back will be clipped, cut, not invited, not aired, not spoken to, and left their prescious few seconds on cspan, or just cut from the clip in selective snippets, or mischaracterized and falsely quoted, over and over and over again.

 So we have lies and censorship to look forward to. When they get a left wing nutball like Rather and the forged guard papers campaign for Presidencty attack, the public will be issued the standard unimpeachable source answer, and the ten day solidarity wall ( the liberal will tell themselves this is the ten day test written of in the Bible, and they're being a real Christain, and don't let journalibism school down, and to cave would be to give in to evil that was trying to destroy freedom of speech and of the press ). Years later the players will decry the injustice perped up on them by republicans and hold fast to their lies and fantasy beliefs in full public view, yes even in Bozell interviews like the fired princess of lies did not so long ago. The massive internal news investigation will dance around with words putting most politicans and police departments to shame, and never publicly disclose or discover who did what nor that anyone lied or was incorrect, but claim it was all a mere disagreement on some level not quite discernable and absolutely no bias was actually present. Complicated will be the answer. Anyone who isn't evil will understand, agree, nod their head, and know the original report was more truthful than Bush ever could be or has been, considering his evil desire to murder people all over the world.

 After all that, the lying, conniving dems will about face once they have secured the elective goal with their filthy spew, as we have recently seen, dumping the crybaby mousehawk murtha, and donning the mafiaman hoyer.

 The problem isn't the republicans. It's the fact that many people prefer to live in their own little fantasy world of liberal snippets, as long as it seems it won't destroy them, and they paint purity symbols all over it and pretend it's real, never even imagining the bs is streaming in bigtime.

The democrats do believe in evil, it's not that they don't. Evil is what some dead person did to the criminal they want to let out of jail when the criminal was just a child, but evil is not what the ones that should be going into prison now just did to a child, because someone did something to them when they were a child - forcing their hand.( liberals are STUPID) We are of course told it's a pattern, that terrible swirling cycle/circle, and as the liberal idiots chase their own shadowed brain horrors, the only guilty party is the republican who thought about it, although with an adult -legal at the time -  and sent an evil email, years ago, secretly. That's really, really evil.

 Evil also is what lurks inside Dick Cheney's brain and heart, and inside PNAC's world domination plans for a century of soul harvesting formulated by the Prince of Darkness Richard Pearle. (Richard Clarke who hates Bush's war is a good Richard). Evil is Bush Oil. Rumsfeld is evil incarnate, Skeletor actually.Rumsfeld may be a reanimated undead, a Skull and Bones Bohemian Grove exchange to Molech/child sacrifice deal.

 Saddam was a neccessary evil that wasn't so bad after all - except when Rumsfeld was shaking his hand and leading him astray, and a good Saddam guy when he fought so hard against Al Qaeda since they hated eachother, and when Saddam fought Muslim religion control of Iraq as a secular, overall a good guy really. It was evil when Bush plotted to murder him, and now has. It's even more evil of Bush if it wasn't really Saddam who was hung - and it's all part of the shadow government NWO plan. Bush's secret evil plans are so bad we'll never know for sure.

 Bush is a worldwide disaster type of evil, a puppet of evil behind the scenes, in between being a dictator, and an incompetent incapable failure ( when that evil behind the scenes is messing up the puppeteering- or making it look messed up- that's also evil and deceptive, but Bush is in the dark either way- even when he's dictating because he says it's easier, when unbeknownst to him, he's under the control of the evil behind the scenes from imf bankers and skull and bones training etc.), or when the evil one party congress of corruption was ruling everything with tricks and deception ( in between Bush's dictatorshipping obviously).

  Bush is the type of evil that made war with the whole world (which he already lost in an Iraq quagmire), and was going to get us all killed, and wanted to initiate armageddon, because he's a false Christain who attended a Bob Jones University speech once, which makes him the devil that of course liberals don't believe in anyway, except when evil Ronald 6 Wilson 6 Reagan 6 - was going to get us into GlobalThermonuclearWar, and destroy the earth for the end times and armagedddon... but now Bush has morphed into GlobalWarmingDestroyer, and will kill us all with Evil Bush Oil, and Bush Oil Wars pollution, in an earthly fire and tide of unseen proportion, escalating to unstoppable and inevitable human extinction within a decades start.

 So, we're all going to DIE,DIE,DIE... unless John Kerry or some demcorat liar manbearpig like Al Gore the gypped or -well not Hillary she's a war mongerlike Liebermann- but former child star and young adult Muslim and now full grown god and political life declared xtian sect ( kinda like Jesus did when he went out to save the world- smile scribe and pharisee demcoratticusses ! ) understanding genii blackman bronzen speaker Barak "cool" Obama - saves us, from the true and only evil - the republicans.

BTW- the evil republicans are always fighting back- not bringing bipartisanship as Bush said he would. That's evil too.

Noel,

Did you say 82 degrees, 82 degrees!.... and you are going for a dip...a dip....geeeeeeesh you know how to hurt a gal, whose passion used to be swimming....still is, just have to wait unil I either move or get rich (or win the lotto) and build a home with an indoor heated swimming pool, yeah right, when pigs fly!

It is eight, I said eight degrees here at the moment....all I can do is put another log on the fire...

Boo Hoo.....cry myself a river...waaaahaaahahaaa!

Have a much deserved great time Noel, and have a dip for me...please!

"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under."  Ronald Reagan

Yes. As the much-ignored Milton Friedman and others have said, the free market leads to safer products. You're about my age, look back to the late '60s and early '70s. Did you see things like decaffeinated coffee, low 'tar' cigarettes (ok, a failed attempt at safety, IMO, but at least the tobacco companies tried!) low & no-alcohol 'beer,' low dose birth control pills, etc.? No. Those innovations were solely the result of the free marketplace and the incentives it gives buyers and sellers. The innovation that resulted from the UNfree marketplace was also totally-unknown back then...It's called "crack cocaine." Fentanyl (a synthetic form of heroin) also wasn't around then and is-around and killing addicts now. Other examples like the danger of "bathtub gin" during alcohol prohibition abound. Please read the Reason story, its an example of news the Masthead may not want to see, but it's also damn-good journalism in the face of PC-journalism, and important if you care about actually-protecting kids.

Come to think of it, Somalia is another example of where ONLY the libertarians are doing any actual journalism. Examples abound there, too. Would there be stimulants available to adults who want them in a free marketplace? Yes. Would they be safer than the stimulants currently available under prohibition? As long as product liability lawyers exist, yes.
JMR