Thanks for the Memories: Recalling Worst Quotes of 2006

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Before we ring in 2007, it's worth taking a look back at some of the liberal media's goofiest or most outrageous moments, courtesy of the Media Research Center's Best Notable Quotables of 2006: The Nineteenth Annual Awards for the Year's Worst Reporting. The awards were determined by a panel of 58 distinguished media observers, including radio talk show hosts, magazine editors, editorial writers and informed media observers. MSNBC's Keith Olbermann was a big "winner" this year, winning two categories (the "Damn Those Conservatives Award" and the "Cranky Dinosaur Award for Trashing the New Media") and placing in two others (the "Tin Foil Hat Award for Crazy Conspiracy Theories" and the "Madness for King George Award for Bush Bashing"). In September, Olbermann railed against Fox News Sunday host Chris Wallace for daring to ask obvious questions to Bill Clinton, calling Wallace "a monkey posing as a newscaster" and calling Fox News "a propaganda company so blatant that Tokyo Rose would have quit." But while Olbermann demanded royal respect for Clinton, he used the language of the paranoid left in attacking the current President, addressing Bush in an October Special Comment: "You, sir, have now imposed subjugation and called it freedom....These things you have done, Mr. Bush -- they would constitute the beginning of the end of America." Another media target that our judges zeroed in on: Katie Couric, who began the year at NBC's first-ranked Today and ended it at CBS's third-ranked Evening News. Couric was both winner and first runner-up of the "Good Morning Morons" category, a fine hat trick when you consider that she spent only five months of 2006 on morning television. She also won the "Drowning Polar Bear Award for Promoting Gore's Inconvenient 'Truth'" for a lapdog interview she conducted with Gore while still at NBC back in May. Couric touted Gore as "funny, vulnerable, disarming [and] self-effacing," and let him ramble along with his "The End Is Near" prophecies. As Gore talked about the world's oceans swallowing up major cities, Couric helpfully asked, "even Manhattan would be in deep water, right?" Two of Couric's former co-hosts battled for the top spot in our "Politics of Meaninglessness Award for the Silliest Analysis." Former Today co-host Bryant Gumbel won it for complaining in February that the 2006 Olympics suffered from "a paucity of blacks that makes the Winter Games look like a GOP convention." Runner-up Matt Lauer took a day off from the Today show to host a very Gore-like special on the Sci-Fi channel. "Us homo sapiens are turning out to be as destructive a force as any asteroid," Lauer argued on Countdown to Doomsday. "Earth's intricate web of ecosystems thrived for many years as natural paradises until we came along, paved paradise and put up a parking lot. Our assault on nature is killing off the very things we depend on for our own lives." Our "Media Hero Award" was packed with fawning tributes to Senator Barack Obama, who ABC's Terry Moran treated to a syrupy profile on Nightline in November. "You can see it in the crowds. The thrill, the hope. How they surge toward him." Moran edged out Time's Joe Klein, who helped propel the Obama media boom with an October 23 cover story, "Why Barack Obama Could be the Next President." Klein held nothing back: "There aren't many people -- ebony, ivory or other -- who have Obama's distinctive portfolio of talents....Obama's candor is reminiscent of John McCain." There are many more such quotes, many with downloadable audio and video clips, at our awards section at www.MRC.org. And it seems likely that 2007 will see more such inanity from the liberal press.


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Just read through the award

Just read through the awards (thanks, guys and gals at MRC) and cannot believe some of the sheer stupidity coming from the mouths of these college educated idiots. Where do they come from? Do they live in such isolation that they can't see the difference between what they say and reality? Sheesh!!

DSG

Keith Olbermann's face should

Keith Olbermann's face should be on birth control pills.  Two liberal birds with one stone!

Fight Terrorism at home - defeat a liberal!

How's about a quote, outside

How's about a quote, outside of the media, but not a recent 2006 vintage -

"Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian, you
should have remained a virgin."
-- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)"

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad

Ed,The MSM said Miss Lillian

Ed,

The MSM said Miss Lillian was referring to Billy. I prefer to believe she was referring to Jimmy...

The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.

- Arabian Proverb

"Lillian, you should hav

"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."  She was talking about both of her idiot children.  If she'd remained a virgin, she could have had neither of those two wastes of oxygen.

"A communist is someone who reads Marx.  An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx."  Ronald Reagan

2006 comments

Fantastic citations, as usual!

For a comparison, check out the limp counterpunch at the far left smear site Media Matters for America:

http://mediamatters.org/items/200612220013

Anne Coulter's quote about Al

Anne Coulter's quote about Al Gore.. too funny.. Anne Coulter Rocks! As do all the others being honored by Media Matters for America. Thanks Guys! LOL!

Representatives

It's a shame, but these people represent millions of Americans who think in exactly the same illogical, ignorant manner. Modern liberalism ,in all its evil aspects, is an easy trap into which to fall. It is why these igmoramuses have such wide appeal. It's the Circus Maximus. The only response , in my opinion, is for intelligent Americans, of which there are also millions, to demand a better media and better schools to fight this nonsense. I'm glad we have the Internet and talk radio. It's a start. Have your kids read about the history of the world. America better wake up before it's too late.

NEVER,NEVER trust a liberal

"Limp counterpunch"

"Limp counterpunch" is right on the money. It was obvious that some of the one-liners were out-of-context. And the rest... that's the best they could do? Typically sad, but I'm sure they still think they're geniuses... just ask them.

I liked it.  Any reasonable

I liked it.  Any reasonable person (who currently thinks he or she is a liberal) who reads those supposedly outrageous quotes has hope of being cured of the liberalism affliction .  

They'll see the quotes and wonder "what's so 'extreme' about this?"  Then they'll start going to the actual sources rather than getting only the media filtered version.  Then, horror of horrors, they'll start thinking for themselves.  And, pretty soon, voila! They're cured.  They're liberalism-free!

Happy New Year.

mattm, You're one of those &q

mattm,

You're one of those "optimists" I've heard so much about, aren't you?

I think all the "reasonable" people stopped being "liberal" a long time ago...       ;^D

IJ 

LMAO IJ! Yep, if they haven't

LMAO IJ!

Yep, if they haven't seen the light by now with everything that has happened right before their eyes in this country, heck this world, they never will!

Hope springs eternal, so they say .....

"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under."  Ronald Reagan

Don't bring me down!  There

Don't bring me down! 

There are new people coming of age every year.  When I was 18-22 I was ignorant and Liberal.  As my knowledge and experience grew, so did my conservatism...

Keep hope alive!

mattm...I wasn't and never do

mattm...

I wasn't and never do count young minds, I was the same way you describe at the same age group, in fact a little bit longer for me in some ways....I meant come on now, .... at least say over thirty five on up, if you aren't starting to ask questions and realize things, do some reading when you can ect...and you are still the same by at least fourty five....it may be over...I said may, there are always exceptions, I was just generally speaking as a whole if you follow me....(by the way, I have a son I am still working on, and he is 33...lol)

Happy New Year to you and yours!

"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under."  Ronald Reagan

I know what you mean.  I flu

I know what you mean.  I fluctuate between optimism and pessimism.   It's amazing, considering the school systems, that any 18-22 year olds are conservative. 

30-somethings might still have hope... IF they're willing to face some harsh realities about life; such as, that sometimes you have to go to war if you want peace, and sometimes it's the poor's own fault that they're poor, etc., sadly ignoring reality is easier.  It's also tough to get people to change their viewpoint the older they get because pride gets in the way.  They don't want to admit they've been wrong for so long...

Anyway, I get what you're saying...

Have a great new year!

Rich Noyes...thank you...this

Rich Noyes...thank you...this is RICH!

Happy New Year to you!

Still laughing at the idiots and their idiotic quotes and quips...how do they get to be where they are these talking heads...ooooops...wait...never-mind.....

Happy New Year to all!

"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under."  Ronald Reagan

Howard Dean

worst quote goes to all Howard Dean's use of my original material shared with Clinton for President campaign and not acknowledged or shown to be even partially understood by Dean other than that poll numbers peaked when such was used in Clinton race but for some reason dropped when he\Dean used them. 

Every time Gooberman opens

Every time Gooberman opens his mouth, I am reminded of the Roman saying, "bread and circuses"

iam pridem, ex quo suffragia nulli vendimus, effudit curas; nam qui
dabat olim imperium fasces legiones omnia, nunc se continet atque duas
tantum res anxius optat, panem et circenses.

for you english only speakers in the bunch,

Now that no one buys our votes, the public has long since cast off its
cares; the people that once bestowed commands, consulships, legions and
all else, now meddles no more and longs eagerly for just two things --
bread and circuses.

So Gooberman is just doing his part.

The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level
with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife. ~
Theodore Roosevelt

Katie Couric sees Al Gore as

Katie Couric sees Al Gore as "funny and vulnerable?" She says he is "Disarming and self-effacing?"  Well, now hmm... Perhaps if this is looked at from a different angle we can save Katie some face here. Maybe she meant that she found Al Gore to be funny in that while seeking to be disarming in the eyes of the public he was vulnerable to the truth of his own short-comings and to survive the humiliation he had no other choice but to become self-effacing. That or she wants to have his Love Child. (sorry couldn't resist)