Christmas Captionfest: A Dr. Phil Christmas


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U.S. President George W. Bush (2nd R) and first lady Laura Bush are joined by singers (L-R) Taylor Hicks, David Miller, Carlos Marin of II Divo and television's Dr. Phil at the conclusion of the Christmas in Washington program in Washington December 10, 2006. REUTERS/Mike Theiler (UNITED STATES)

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Whispers.....

Dr. Phil [under his breath to President Bush]: My suit cost ten times what yours did.

President Bush [under his breath to Dr. Phil]: So? Bite me.
                                       [under his breath to Mrs. Bush]: Laura, he's pickin' on me.....

Mrs. Bush [under her breath to both of them] Now, boys.....be nice.....it's Christmas.....

Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3

Move it or lose it

President Bush to Dr. Phil:  Get your hand off of my executive butt.

where 's Tony

O.K.  Laura, Next year we'll send Tony Snow when he get's bad , plus  he sings a lot  better than these guy's...  

Caption...

Can anyone say a slice of Americana at its best?

If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal.

POTUS: "Hey now! Wha

POTUS: "Hey now! What the hell is Hank Kingsly doing here?"

SINGING: "We are the world, w

SINGING: "We are the world, we are the children. We are the ones to bring a better day, so let's start giving."

(I know, I know...wrong crowd to be singing such a idiotic song.)

captionfest

Dr. P: Hey Bushy, what's the score ?

Bush: It's 10-7 halftime and the Cowboys are lookin' to come back.

Dr. P: I gotta git me one of them security details and earpieces.

Bush should be more careful a

Bush should be more careful about who he hangs with. Dr. Phil is not exactly the type of person that I really want to see singing Christmas songs next to my president. Any man who is okay with his son marrying a porn star, is not who I want to see with my president at anytime. (This man has a lot of nerve to still give others advice on topics like sex predators and parenting.)

Since August, when I first heard about Dr. Phil's son marrying a Playboy "model" who poses full frontal nude with her two sisters, I wanted to write an article on it. But, where does one start? How does one write on such a thing? After seeing this photo of Bush with Dr. Phil, I had to figure it out--and did. People need to know who Dr. Phil is. And NOTE: Dr. Phil was the 'best man' at the wedding. (It was not a case of him not wanting the marriage.)

Here is the link to the article (I censor the porn pictures, so as not to show nudity): www.debrajmsmith.com/phil.html

It took you THAT long to figure out what Dr. Phil is about?

You mean to say it took you THAT long, until his son married a Playboy Centerfold and he condoned and supported such marriage damning behavior, until you figured what Phil McGraw is about? I hate to tell ya' but you are a bit late to the train, nevertheless welcome aboard. Phil McGraw is a salesman, plain and simple. He is selling tickets...so to speak, to the Dr. Phil show. The pretend concern he demonstrates for children and the promotion of "sexual predator behind every tree hysteria" of course isn't real. It is for those that watch the program mainly miserable, angry and bitter women...not to mention stupid and desperate ones as well. Few here, if any, take much of what he says with any level of seriousness. The rest of the unfulfilled and frustrated frauleins who don't watch Phil McGraw apparently are busy creating websites that promote the King James Bible Translation Cultism and are infatuated with their own image; which of course leaves the remainder of the female population that hopefully are growing while the ones described above diminish in numbers.

If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal.

I take it that I am of the gr

I take it that I am of the group of women you refer to as, "unfulfilled and frustrated frauleins who don't watch Phil McGraw apparently are busy creating websites that promote the King James Bible Translation Cultism and are infatuated with their own image;" See how I picked right up on that? So you should add to that list, "and very aware of and can spot a cyber mile away -- a middle aged over sized egotistical oaf overbearing anti-anything of any substance brain-on-auto-pilot foot-in-mouth ignorant and all around not too bright man." mmm.. or, you could just say, "Very observant."... --Please don't thank me for the help. That's what I'm here for. ~~Debra...

Yawn...

*Yawn*.... next please.

If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal.

Were you told to write that 5

Were you told to write that 500 times so you will never do it again?

Oh, and thanks for the 'welco

mmm

Oh, and thanks for the 'welco

:)

Prez & Dr. Phil

Prez to Laura, "Where is Oprah?"

Karl Rove's latest plan almos

Karl Rove's latest plan almost worked to perfection. What better way to ruin Christmas than by combining President Bush and Dr. Phil with that one guy from "American Idol"? The only flaw in this Rovian scheme was that Larry the Cable Guy was in the background, and was ineffectual. The overwhelming vast majority of smart-thinking, prudent, clear-minded Americans agree that this picture cleary shows that George Bush hate Christmas.

Sincerely,

Markos Moulitsas Zúniga

W. , Laura, Dr. Phil and the

W. , Laura, Dr. Phil and the gang wow the D.C. locals with a stirring rendition of rapper 50 Cent's  In Da Club.

Fox Television introduces the

Fox Television introduces the cast of it's new reality show "Lightweight" which premiers during February sweeps.  Contestants will compete to see who is most overmatched for the position they currently hold.

Does anyone know if Taylor Hi

Does anyone know if Taylor Hicks is a conservative?

Maybe if we mouth the words a

Maybe if we mouth the words and fake it like we did the WMDS! We could fool the american public into thinking we can sing as we did with this song about "War on terrorism!" and 6 geese a laying!

"No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we all are accomplices."

E. Murrow

Mornin' razey....Just out of

Mornin' razey....

Just out of curiousity, how come you are on a thread four days old....did ya happen to hear about one of the loony lefts fearless leaders getting hung last night?

Just a swingin'....heheheee

You might want to catch up with the rest of the world...then again, maybe you are one of those that are disabled...eh?

"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under."  Ronald Reagan

Lets all sing a song about wo

Lets all sing a song about world domination!

"No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we all are accomplices."

E. Murrow