Look closely  -- Frank Morgan is behind the curtain---------------

We're off  to see the wizard who'll lead down the yellow brick road.

Hillary is screaming---"I'm melting. I'm melting"!  Obummer sings, "If I only had a brain".

"After an hour of trying, the AP fauxtographer was able to frame the picture so that the six people who came to hear Obama speak and the sixteen reporters sent to cover the speech, were all in the same picture. The fauxtographer was not able to completely crop out the camera-people in the third row."

Our real problem, then, is not our strength today; it is rather the vital necessity of action today to ensure our strength tomorrow. Dwight Eisenhower

Moments later while leaving the podium the press was captivated as he tripped and slowly glided to floor.

In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the problem.    -Ronald Reagan

OBAMA: "Be patient.  There are things being negotiated now that are gonna solve all your problems and answer all your questions.  Do I have your loyalty?"

PRESS: "Yes, Godfather.  Always."

Obama recently appeared at a Star Trek convention to confront the growing internet rumor that after Leonard Nimoy, who played Spock on the original series and Tim Russ who played the black Vulcan Tuvok, on the Star Trek Voyager series, Obama is being cast as the third Vulcan for a new series entitled, Star Trek: Alien Species.

Obama said to his audience: "Look, it is more than my ears. All you all seem to be focused on are my ears as to why I would make a good Vulcan. I am an actor too. I play a Congressman from Illinois and sometimes I pose as a black man and sometimes a white man. Give me some credit. Plus I look quite non-threatening in this 60's Johnny Mathis style".

The Trekkies were a bit stunned with this unremarkable demonstration and are said to now be looking at John Kerry as a possible alternative to play the third Vulcan character.

If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal.

"Experience.....? Who cares...I get more liberal ass than the ladies rooms toilet seats at CNN!"                                                                                                                                                                                                                   "Liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant."  --- Ann Coulter (my hero)

"Hello, my name is Barack.  I'm a little nervous.  This is my first Lacks Gravitas Anonymous meeting..."

"Hello Barack!"

Gothampc:  In honor of the Christmas season, as you look at the picture, I will read an excerpt from "A Liberal Carol: the story of Stooge."

The Ghost of Liberals Yet To Come led Hillary to the precipice.  She could feel his cold breath on her neck as she looked over the edge.  "An African-American POTUS before a Woman POTUS is what you have to look forward to if you do not mend your ways." Hillary stiffened.  "I will keep liberalism in my heart all the rest of my days.  Government Bless Us Everyone!"

MSM Headline:  21 Attend News,  No scratch that.  Thousands of Supporters Turn Out to Hear Sen. Obama's speach.

"Yes, in my new personality cult all will be required to bow towards me, wherever I am, five times a day, thanking me personally for feeding, clothing, and sheltering them."

"Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy."  -Sir Winston Churchill, British statesman (1874-1965)

The Media Mushrooms wither in the presence of Barack Hussein "Osama" Obama whose candidacy is peaking more than one and one-half years too early for the '08 Presidential election.  Sometime during '08 the Media Mushrooms will discover that Hussein Obama has close relationships with such unsavory characters as Tony "Kickback" Rezko and that he was a cocaine and pot user (as he wrote in his autobiography).  These revelations will be just in time to sweep him away for the rising tide of Liberal support for the Hildabeast.

"Though I see a few have lost the nerve, I have special work for each and every one of you.

You see, I am the Rock Star; with your help the American public will accept me as their only salvation. You will never be truly acknowledged for your efforts and I will never remember you when I suceed, but your ability to influence the prolitariate is proven and …bla-da-bla-da-blah…Katie Couric…Brian Williams…Bob What’s-his-name…Oprah…The New York Times…The LA Times…CNN…all my good friends. YES we will FIGHT for TRUTH and…"

Oh STFU!

Barak Obama talks good.  But what would he do?  To lead a charge of every goofy liberal idea will mean he loses.  When the veneer is peeled away we will learn what he would do.  Until then we can only guess based on his record--which includes a death record. 

Liberalism is a convenient lie.

Before you line up to kiss my ring, feet and ass, I want you all to know how much I appreciate your dedication to me during these opening weeks of the 2008-12-16 elections.  Your creativity, sycophancy and drool have made it clear that I am the media's obvious choice to win the presidency.  Working together we will rid ourselves of the Republicans and make America the socialist nation it was meant to be.  Thank all of you very much.

The ears have it!

OK. Let's try this again with a little more feeling this time people...one, two, three

We want you so bad.

We want you so baaaaaaaaaad.

We want you so baaaaaaaaaad.

It's driving us mad, it's driving us mad.