Weekend Captionfest II: Anchors Gone Wild


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In this file photo television reporter Anderson Cooper gives beads to a spectator during the Endymion parade along St. Charles Avenue in New Orleans February 26, 2006. CNN's 'Anderson Cooper 360' received the award for coverage of a current business news story in a regularly scheduled broadcast for 'Black Market Infertility.' (Lee Celano/Reuters)


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Anderson gets a pearl necklac

Anderson gets a pearl necklace.......

Anderson Cooper

" I'm the best looking man, everyone knows it. I don't understand how I lost that vote. Hey I'm a mommas boy, babyfaced smiler. Who beat me anyway ? They're probably using botox. Wasn't I nominated - don't you all remember ? "

Egad.....

Cooper: Here, I'll give you these if you'll cover yourself.

Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3

Maybe that's not a female g

Maybe that's not a female grabbin' Anderson's beads...
JMR

captionfest

" This is my purple and black dress, see where my breasts and nipples will stick out through it? Don't tell me I won't get some beads here."

"Come on up Shepard.

"Come on up Shepard. Take my hand. Let me give you a ride."

HHMMMHHH

I've always wondered about old Shep.

They also serve, those who stand and wait.-John Conlee, Country Singer

The...

"The beads or this thing in front of me?"

If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal.

You're a republican? Quick gr

You're a republican? Quick grab these beads. They're my majic beads of liberal enlightenment- they've been blessed by imams so you know they're the real deal. They'll bring you good luck and unsual commen sense- trust me, they work for me.

Message imprinted on beads: Tighten snuggly around neck- cutting off as much oxygen as possible.

http://sacredscoop.com

'Bet ya can't guess where the

'Bet ya can't guess where these have been'....

"Once the coffers of the federal government are opened to the public, there will be no shutting them again." - Grover Cleveland

Cooper: Here I will give yo

Cooper: Here I will give you this shiny trinket if you will give me the 400 page UN report on how cows produce 18 percent of the greenhouses gases that cause global warming, MORE THAN CARS, PLANES AND ALL OTHER FORMS OF TRANSPORT PUT TOGETHER.

http://news.independ...

The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price,
peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of
soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life. Theodore Roosevelt

mingling with common folk

So this what they mean by getting down with the common folk,o'o how tack'y, do we have a body guard, if they get any closer ?? ,I don't ever let the hired help get this close, I just,do,hope no-one from the club is watching on the tell'ie.

Nice breasteses

Nice breasteses

Oh ..thank you all ,I feel li

Oh ..thank you all ,I feel like the prettiest girl in the world

ANDERSON COOPER: Justin Timbe

ANDERSON COOPER: Justin Timberlake is wrong. *I* am the one that is bringing sexy back.

The Reagan conservative formerly known as Texaswolf77.
I am not a Trot, that was an act.

Man, David Duchovny has not a

Man, David Duchovny has not aged well since "The X-Files" got cancelled...