Bush:
"Okay, let's talk about it, I will answer
all of those things on the merits, but I want to talk about the context which this (discussion) arises. I'm being asked this on the FOX
network… I think it's very interesting that all the liberal Democrats who now say that I didn't do enough, claimed that I was obsessed with oil. All the liberals claimed that I was too obsessed with finding oil in Iraq."

"...They did their, nice little liberal hit-job on me..."

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Hume: We're a little short on our broadcast tonight. Do you have any platitudes laying around that we could do a story on? And may I offer you my first born?

(couldn't resist)

Hume: "Admit it Sir...........................don't you sometimes just want to shoot people like me?"

Dubya: "Heh Heh Heh...well, person-ly I like you Brit, but there are some in yer biznezz...better not go there..."

President Bush: "Yeah Brit, it's funny as **** to me too but hey, I'm not the one that chose Gore and Kerry to run against me."

If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal.

BUSH: And give my best to your beautiful wife Connie.

HUME: No Mr. President, that’s John Tesh whose married to Connie Selleca.

BUSH: Well then you’re a lucky man John

HUME: No, Mr. President, I’m Brit

BUSH: Really? You hardly have any accent. Did Connie know she was marrying a Limey?

HUME: I …..  say good night, Mr. President.

BUSH: Good night, Mr. President.

Give a Liberal a thought and he'll repeat it mindlessly all day.  Teach a Liberal to think for himself and he'll vote Republican (or, preferably, Libertarian) for the rest of his life.

BUSH: "Did that fart smell like roses, too, Brit?"

Baker said "Flip Syria," Mr President? He's freakin' kidding us, right?

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Mr. President, how does Jim Baker expect diplomacy to work with the government of Iran knowing it is run by a group of non-elected Shiite religious Mullahs who spend millions of dollars every month supporting terrorists throughout the middle east?

Beats me Brit, I asked him the same question and he looked at me like I was smoking crack or something.

The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price,
peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of
soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life. Theodore Roosevelt

BH: How come were stuck in the middle of the room, not even by the fireplace ? Wasn't very nice of them.

PB: Heh, they're still cleaning the furniture Brit, only these two chairs left in here that didn't glow Clinton CSI purple, and this carpets warmer than by the chimney draft. Those treehuggers won't let us use real Christmas bulbs on the Christmas Tree this year, and we can only burn wood in the fireplace once a month on a clear weather weekend.

BH: Mr. President, how does the left get away with true corruption, such as Sandy Berger stealing classified documents from the national archives before the 9/11 commission could get them, while trumping up things like the so-called "Foley scandal" for months on end?

W: Brit, that's one heck of a good question. If Condi had burgular'ed those documents, the press would be talking about it for brazillions of years. It makes you think that the democrats and the main stream media share the same strateegery.

Brit Hume asks some pertinent questions:

"Now, Mr. President, would you concider giving our viewers a time table as to when you think you're going to tell NBC's David Gregory to GO TO HELL?"

Phil from San Diego

Brit: The media has been hounding you to admit that Iraq is a colossal failure. Are you ever going to apease the MSM and admit Iraq was a mistake?

Bush: Yes, as soon as the media all admits to running around with foam at the mouth with fake story after fake story, and hyping the negative without telling any success stories.

Brit: But if the media admits to that, won't it prove that Iraq isn't a failure?

Bush: Yep, which is why it'll never happen.

Brit: So where do you go from there? What other options do you have?

Bush: Well, as much as I love the job Tony is doing, we're seriously thinking of replacing him with Green Helmet Guy. The media just ate up every thing he says and does.

I'm feelin' better Brit since I went off the wagon. You wanna whiskey? It sure helps to have a buzz when I realize I'll go down as the most embarassing president in history. I wish you coulda lied better for us, Brit. I'm gonna talk to Rupert about your job!

"No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we all are accomplices."

E. Murrow

Bush: I put that painting over the fireplace just to bug all the reporters that like calling me a "cowboy." You should see thier faces.....hehehehe