Weekend Captionfest II: Katie and Kramer


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NBC reporter Katie Couric (L) interviews actor Michael Richards on the set of 'Seinfeld,' March 25, 1998. Richards will personally apologize to three black men and a black woman he offended in a torrent of racial slurs unleashed during a recent nightclub performance, his spokesman said on Friday. REUTERS/Handout

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If someone tells me I'm fat, can I sue?

If Gloria Allred is involved money can't be too far behind!

I gotta tell ya', Katie, that

I gotta tell ya', Katie, that haircut is TERRIBLE. No way that's an Enzo.

Your girl, trying to be a guy

That was back when your girlfriend was doing everything in her power to look like a man.

"Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy."  -Sir Winston Churchill, British statesman (1874-1965)

Katie Cupcake was a brunett

Katie Cupcake was a brunette? Who knew?!


Give a Democrat Party free America a chance!

"Tell me Michael, is the

"Tell me Michael, is there a hidden racism in America that will appear in, say, eight years or so? Oh, you say that's a Dianne Sawyer question?"

The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.

- Arabian Proverb

"I coulda' been a millio

"I coulda' been a millionaire. I coulda' been a FRAGRANCE millionaire!"

"Yo, what up my nigga!&q

"Yo, what up my nigga!"

"Hey, great haircut, Kat

"Hey, great haircut, Katie.  Got any lesbian jokes for my stand-up routine?"

Katie Couric and Michael Ri

Katie Couric and Michael Richards share a laugh outside the People's Choice Hair Awards for 1998. Couric took home the award for "Most Masculine Hairstyle" while Richards narrowly lost the award for "Hairstyle Most Resembling An Out of Control Chia Pet" to Don King.

Katie- It coulda been Worse

Katie- It coulda been Worse, Michael. Ya coulda been yelling the "N" word at some poor black people instead of yelling at Jews.

Richards- Um, Katie, I feel terrible about this, but the Jews thing was Mel Gibson, I WAS yelling at blacks, not Jews.

Katie- WHAT!? ARE YOU CRAZY!!?? YOU RACIST PIG! They should castrate you... you SCUM bag! I can't BELIVE this... my publicist said you were doing a Gibson! Where is my latte??

i could have done that

oh, mike don't take it so hard, i say worst-things like that every night and they believe me and give me money too!!

"Yes Kramer. I will be

"Yes Kramer. I will be your hoe"

Proud member of the all-powerful and vast
militarist/industrialist/capitalist/zionist-bagelist complex

I know how you feel Michael,

I know how you feel Michael, those darn NB's are heckling me all the time now.

Poor Liberal, he's educated beyond his intelligence

libs

Who gives a #@$% about these liberals and their pathetic lives. The world is burning.

NEVER,NEVER trust a liberal

My, Kramer, what big thumbs

My, Kramer, what big thumbs you have!

The better to hitch-hike th

The better to hitch-hike the underground railroad with, Kitty!

viva de la emancipaciones!!

Never use your gun to pistol-wip a Liberal. That could mar the finish.

kc....LMAO! "Once the co

kc....

LMAO!

"Once the coffers of the federal government are opened to the public, there will be no shutting them again." - Grover Cleveland

Katie - I just wanted to mo

Katie - I just wanted to model my career to yours. I only did it to see if I could tank my career - You know. Like you did with yours when you took CBS Evening News to their low ranking. You, are my hero. Whenever I was Kramer, all I could think of was to act like you. I love you Katie.

Katie-"Just think Michae

Katie-"Just think Michael.  If we just keep our respective talents on display, I'll end up the QUEEN OF NEWS and you'll end up the KING OF COMEDY". 

Richards-"You're right Katie, we can't F***ING MISS".

Contrast/Comparison

Let's see...Katie disrespects America and the troops that are fighting for her RIGHT to disrespect America. Michael disrespects some local thugs in Hollywood that disrespected him first. Who should REALLY be apologizing?

WICCAN WORLD Chapter 113: Var

WICCAN WORLD Chapter 113: Various Curses Characterized and In Demonstration (Illustrated and Revised)

Sister Kate applying the touch of "abhorrent tongue".  (special thanks to Good Morning America )

I meant transferring the touc

I meant transferring the touch of ...

"So Michael, how much o

"So Michael, how much of this tirade can be placed at the feet of George Bush and Karl Rove?  I mean how obvious is it that these guys were GOP plants?"

Richards: "Hey Katty, er

Richards: "Hey Katty, er um, Katie, nice haircut, where'dja get it, Dykes-R-Us?"

Katie: "Hey Kramer, er um, Michael, is that your hair or did a rat die on your head?"

Richards: "Good one, Kate.  Maybe you should be a comedian."

Katie: "Newscaster/comedian, what's the diff?"

Richards: "Yer right, you probably get more laughs than I do."