Weekend Captionfest


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Meredith Vieira, co-host of the NBC 'Today' television program, wears safety glasses and reacts during a demonstration of a Blendtec high power blender on the show, in New York's Rockefeller Center, Wednesday Nov. 22, 2006. (AP Photo/Richard Drew)

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Boy there is so much hot air

Boy there is so much hot air in this mixture of oxycontin and Rush's brains, I can barely keep the lid on!

Yawn

Funny, and not the haha type........psssst, your asshat is on crooked.

"You're either part of the solution or part of the problem"

What's funny, in a sad, pathe

What's funny, in a sad, pathetic kind of way, is that ignorant idiots like that actually think they're making a point...

I see Rhayes is using one of

I see Rhayes is using one of his sock puppets today. When you have no friends of your own then its time to make a few.

This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave. 

I see Rhayes is using one of

I see Rhayes is using one of his sock puppets today. When you have no friends of your own then its time to make a few

funny how this site is obsessed with me even when I'm gone and the iq of the chat room goes down about 20 points and any remote chance of eloquence is lost.

"No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we all are accomplices."

E. Murrow

rhayes and his obsession

rhayes and his obsession:

{ I'm telling you guys, someone has banned every reservation computer from NB except one !  Wouldn't you all ( along with the NSA) like to know where it is I'm talking about ! Someone tell me why they would ban all but one on my retard grounds reservation computer network ! How can I survive here "teaching", if I don't have midnight access from my employers school !!??"

ROFLMAO - OBSESSION INCARNATE !

Bass 'O Matic

Vieira demonstrating the awesome power of the new Ronco Bass 'O Matic, later stating, "oh yea, that baby delivers what it advertises".

"You're either part of the solution or part of the problem"

No, it's actually Ronco's n

No, it's actually Ronco's new Bias O Matic! :) (BTW, I'm a big fan of Ron!)
JMR

Since I don't cook

As a limo liberal I do not do manual tasks and that includes cooking.  Hell, I don't even mix my own drinks-I have an illegal alien to do that for me-ha! So of course I have to wear safety glasses-I don't know what this blender will do.

Actually, if you've watched t

Actually, if you've watched the actual get-to-know-Meredith segments on NBC, it's made clear she's a kitchen disaster. Her teenage kids make fun of it. Very feminist.

"OK viewers, here's my

"OK viewers, here's my recipe:  Take one part DNC talking points, one part complete fabrication, one part hollywood fluff.  Now, blend on "high", and there you have all the news we think you need to know here on NBC's 'Today'."

Funny! You forgot the utter

Funny! You forgot the utter b.s........err.......never mind, you're ingredient #1 covered that..........(;])

"... add a generous po

"... add a generous portion of horse manure, a pinch of sugar to taste, blend for 30 seconds until chunky, and voila! NBC's liberal agenda in edible form! Our research shows that the average viewer finds this foul concoction 70% easier to swallow than Brian Williams' lies and 65% easier to digest than Matt Lauer's smug self-righteousness."

"Just another example

"Just another example of why this administrations war on terror is a failure."

lol ckc

"War is horrid, war is horrible, doesn't this prove to you once and for all ? Dear gawd help us, let it end. "

" I'm turning down the Survivor series offer."

captionfest

"I'm causing global warming, I'm causing global warming.."

domestic servant's

with this i can fire two of those people that are always under foot, never could under stand why they were payed so much money ,this is so easy!! next time i'll get my nice new blue burrkaa or that lovely suit john had been wearing at the space center... do hate being so messy. 

bless and support the troops<> job well done ,thank you!! go navy

Meredith Vieira, co-host of

Meredith Vieira, co-host of the NBC 'Today' television program, wears safety glasses as she takes part in PETA's "Animal Cruelty Awareness Poodle Blending Contest" in New York's Rockefeller Center, Wednesday Nov. 22, 2006. PETA’s president, Ingrid Newkirk stated "We’re only blending the kidnapped poodles of rich Republicans to show them how the mommys and daddys of the animals that suffer for their makeup and shampoo feel. We believe that if the poodles could speak, they would tell us they would gladly sacrifice their lives if just one rich Republican could know the pain and suffering they put animals all over the world through."(AP Photo/Richard Drew)

&quot;Man, this is hard wor

"Man, this is hard work, I knew I never should have left Squall...."

Democracy is not enough. If the culture dies, the country dies. - Pat Buchanan

&quot;No matter how much this

"No matter how much this disgusts me, it's still better than sharing a couch with Rosie.  Or watching her eat after the show."

"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news."  - A.J. Liebling

&quot;Are you SURE this is wh

"Are you SURE this is what brought Bob Villa to television immortality????"

Nowhere to Run....Nowhere To Hide.....

Am I not Turtle enough for th

Am I not Turtle enough for the Turtle Club.  Turtle.  Turtle.

/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-

With Democrat revisionist history and liberals guaranteeing the future (global warming, nuclear destruction, etc.) only the future is certain; the past is always changing<

WHIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ...

WHIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ... there .... so much for that insolent frog ....

Grits

This is Bill Clintons........

This is Bill Clintons.............. what?????

While testing the new PPPSD

While testing the new PPPSD (Portable Personal Plastic Surgery Device), NBC's
Meredith Vieira inadvertently hits the "face sag" button instead of "face lift".

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

blender too phallic for Vieira

Vieira later explained, "The blender was too phallic for me. I look that way when I have sex, too, and that would be once each year on New Year's Eve ... when I'm filthy drunk."

&quot;Watch as our own Meredi

"Watch as our own Meredith makes fudge while using the Blendtec high power blender." 

As centrifugal force hits on

As centrifugal force hits only 2.5 G's, Meredith Viera hits the panic button. The studio audience is not impressed.

  Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

Meredith Vieira demonstrates

Meredith Vieira demonstrates a new method for putting a Leftist Spin on the news.

&quot;Next time I'll have m

"Next time I'll have mine shaken and NOT stirred....like Mr. Bond"

'You lose the debate when you let someone distract you from the original idea of the debate.'

Is this really what would hap

Is this really what would happen to the democratic party if we stopped cheerleading for them on a daily basis??

Is this one of those things

Is this one of those things my hired help uses?

PeteS in CA

&quot;Oh, no! The controls

"Oh, no! The controls are on the other side!"

Willard Scott's toupee + Gene

Willard Scott's toupee + Gene Shalit's mustache = One nasty concoction!

It's gonna blow!!!

The Reagan conservative formerly known as Texaswolf77.
I am not a Trot, that was an act.

"Like sausage, it's hard to e

"Like sausage, it's hard to enjoy MSM news once you learn how they make it."

&quot;I'm mixing a cocktail f

"I'm mixing a cocktail for the start of  George's next binge when he finds out the the houses will start the impeachment process and his wife will leave him after he resigns . I hope he likes all the lies thrown in  that he will eat!~"

"No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we all are accomplices."

E. Murrow

Alluding to his confessed dri

Alluding to his confessed drinking problems earlier in life.  Years and years ago.  In the eyes of liberals, conservatives' past is an indicator of future behavior, while liberals' past (Kennedy, Byrd, Murtha) is bringing up dead issues (no pun intended for Teddy) that have no relevance.

Bring on the impeachment hearings!  We will certainly win both houses and retain the White House!

rhayes, you are tiresome.

"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news."  - A.J. Liebling

no pun intended??

No pun intended? Perhaps not, but the man is a walking pun. I liken his actions to those of OJ Simpson. The fat liberal pig should have gone to jail.

He is the kind of man rhayes, balboa and giggly fool love.

rhayes the real Edward R Murrow

rhayes the real Edward R Murrow:

" Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences. No one can eliminate prejudices - just recognize them. " Edward R Murrow

Something the left wind party and their insane liberal newsers deny DAILY.

Your heroic propagandist artist rhayes Edward R Murrow

Your heroic propagandist artist rhayes Edward R Murrow:

[ Murrow: ...he resigned to accept a position as head of the United States Information Agency in 1961. President John F Kennedy offered Murrow the position, which he viewed as "a timely gift." ]

United States Information Agency: 

[The United States Information Agency (USIA), which existed from 1953 to 1999, was a United States agency devoted to "public diplomacy." The term Public Diplomacy (q.v.) is closely related to the word "propaganda,"  possibly synonymous with it depending on how the latter word is defined.]

Leading left propagandist artist, who in cahoots with the left wingers of the day, DESTROYED the Freedom of the Press.

rhayes hero, mr propagandist himself.

sports is certifiable except

"This sports drink has enough pep for even George Bush to go cheerleading at an Iraqi polo game!"

sports is certifiable except the hilarious part is he's serious! I believe he and reichminister Rove would enjoy each other's company....for about a minute until Rove realized that his chow has more intelligence!

"No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we all are accomplices."

E. Murrow

rhayes the reject rooter

Retarded hegemoney ruling ayes issue from the congress this post election season, as the new majority bathes in it's own ignorance.

" Our major obligation is not to mistake slogans for solutions." Edward R Murrow

ROFLMAO - Good job lefties! roflmao

Now that the demo-libs are in

Now that the demo-libs are in charge, I'll have to DRINK all my steaks and everything. Lousy health care!

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad

FastEd drinking steaks

FastEd

I am buying up all the transfat I can find before it is declared a drug.

Meredith Vieira, co-host of t

Meredith Vieira, co-host of the NBC 'Today' television program proves her self to be "an everyday person" by demonstrating her knowledge of a common kitchen appliance.

(Buried on page 17: Ms. Vieira:"What the?!  This thing could kill somebody!  Congress neads to ban these!"   Aide: "It's called a blender Ma'am." )

aaahhhh the new batch of kool

aaahhhh the new batch of kool aid! Soon you will all be under my power!

Aarrba The Hut (Star Wars) Lo

Aarrba The Hut (Star Wars) Look Alike.

&quot;Having refused to plac

"Having refused to place her hand on a Bible at her official NBC News swearing in ceremony, Meredith Vieira uses the alternative preferred by liberal newscasters: a bull$hit blender."

&quot;So THIS is what the lit

"So THIS is what the little people use to prepare meals with!  What savages!"

"Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy."  -Sir Winston Churchill, British statesman (1874-1965)

There comes a time when even

There comes a time when even Botox gives up the ghost.

BRITANNICUS SUM

captionfest

" My gawd, then the tree hugging enviro friendly dogs are humans left wing liberal fools use this stuff for a 'cleansing enema' ? Help me! What has my party become ?!?!! "

[ We cannot make good news out of bad practice. ] Edward R Murrow

Boy, I'll be glad when this

Boy, I'll be glad when this botox is done mixing...

Whoa!

Meredith Vieira [thinking]: Egad!

Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3

Recipe for disaster:place all

Recipe for disaster:

place all ballots that voted for a Republican into blender and place on high for 3 minutes, drink evidence with glee.

Drink may cause upset stomach, but find big box of "un-counted" ballots for Democrats in bathroom covers all pain.

I wonder if this is the same

I wonder if this is the same face she'd make looking at the corpse littered streets of Baghdad. Good job Dubya!

I agree. She must have had a

I agree. She must have had a grin as big as yours when Nick Berg had his head sawed off.

Allah Akbar, hoser!

Wizard of OZ

Is it just me or is that Ray Bolger in drag????

Scare me.

Vieira mixing Liberalism an

Vieira mixing Liberalism and Logic....

Don't know about you, but the outcome of that combination doesn't look too good.