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Thanksgiving Captionfest By NB Staff (Bio \| Archive) November 22, 2006 - 18:14 ET Actual caption: President Bush, center, shows 'Flyer' the National Thanksgiving turkey to girls from a local Girl Scout troop after pardoning the turkey during a ceremony in the Rose Garden of the White House. Read comments Free bias alerts <a href="http://harvest.AdGardener.com/noscript.aspx?s=16&c=122c344b-04b3-4b68-bb30-20e7a66bc14c" target="_blank"><img src="http://harvest.AdGardener.com/noscript.aspx?s=16&w=468&h=60&c=122c344b-04b3-4b68-bb30-20e7a66bc14c" width="468" height="60" border="0" /></a> Related Stories Weekend Captionfest Weekend Captionfest Weekend Captionfest Weekend Captionfest Weekend Captionfest Most Emailed Stories NOW CNN Warns That we 'Barely Know' Obama? MSNBC Anchor Frets: Why Hasn’t Obama’s Election Ended Terrorism? Name That Party: Democratic Birmingham Mayor Arrested NBC Exec: Obama's Skin Color Gives Him More Legitimacy Than Any American Leader In History ABC Ignores Party ID of Dem Mayor Accused of Racist Remarks, Nepotism Related Topics Captionfests Comments Policy All comments are owned by whoever posted them and are subject to our terms of use. They should not be assumed to represent the views of NewsBusters. Viewing options Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes. National Bird November 22, 2006 - 18:22 ET by CGatton "Now girls, can you believe Ben Franklin wanted to make this our national bird? See, that's why old Ben never became president!" R/ Clyde "...the aspirants to tyranny are either the...men of the state, who in democracies are demagogues,... or those who hold great offices, and have a long tenure.." - *Aristotle, Politics,* c350BC** Login or register to post comments Email this page Not just that, Franklin cal November 23, 2006 - 10:16 ET by sarcasmo Not just that, Franklin called the bald eagle a "fish stealing buzzard," IIRC. I've seen a bald eagle stealing fish from ospreys, and I've also seen bald eagles eating carrion (the line between "hawk" and "vulture" isn't all that bright in mother nature's version of reality). And the American wild turkey Ben was referencing in his advocacy is about as pretty as that vaguely-turkeylike white thing in the pic is ugly. I've also never seen a president in my lifetime who I respected even 1/2 as much as I happen to respect Ben Franklin, but I'm sure that comes as a surprise to nobody here. Happy Thanksgiving to all. JMR Login or register to post comments Email this page The funny part is that they November 22, 2006 - 18:33 ET by BlameTheMedia The funny part is that they say: "President Bush, CENTER, shows..." Gee, I thought he was the one with the pink clip in his hair. Login or register to post comments Email this page Well BTM November 22, 2006 - 21:34 ET by SportPolitics Well BTM They're "International correspondents, bringing the news to the world's people, from an unbiased non-national perspective, teaching and educating the unwashed masses." Login or register to post comments Email this page sinister plot November 22, 2006 - 18:36 ET by misterbill Hasn't anyone noticed it is a "white" turkey"? Why isn't it a "Brown turkey"? What subtle message is being sent to the American public? Did this turkey come to America legally? Would the President have even pardoned a brown turkey? This looks like a job for "Stumbler Man". Look, up in the sky, at the top of the border fence. it's a bird, it's a train, no, it's "Stumbler man". Forgiving illegal crossings faster than a speeding bullet. Able to get them an off the book job in a single bound! Login or register to post comments Email this page Interesting... a white turk November 22, 2006 - 18:39 ET by BlameTheMedia Interesting... a white turkey. This is a subtle message like how all the politicians put bumper sticker slogans behind their heads when they are speaking. Login or register to post comments Email this page Troll Alert!!! November 22, 2006 - 18:41 ET by ww thumper Troll Alert!!! BS! Login or register to post comments Email this page What does that mean?didn't November 22, 2006 - 18:49 ET by BlameTheMedia What does that mean? didn't you see pelosi/reid with all that stuff on the wall behind them? Login or register to post comments Email this page Looks like the dems had a hand in it November 22, 2006 - 21:37 ET by SportPolitics Looks like the dems had a hand in it, and bleached out most of the red from the white turkey's gobbler. I heard the dems demanded a blue ribbon wrapped around it for "equal coloring", but it was shot down in committee Login or register to post comments Email this page President Bush introduces Sp November 22, 2006 - 19:00 ET by Ten7s President Bush introduces Speaker-elect Pelosi to girls from a local Girl Scout troop in the Rose Garden. Login or register to post comments Email this page Turkey November 22, 2006 - 19:16 ET by Blonde Ten7's, ROTFLMAO. Speaker Pelosi is a real turkey. Thanks. ;-) Login or register to post comments Email this page Caption entry November 22, 2006 - 19:08 ET by nkviking75 "Girls, I thought you might like to meet David Gregory." Login or register to post comments Email this page Gobble-gobble-gobble..... November 22, 2006 - 19:26 ET by JamesonLewis3rd Turkey: "Whatchu lookin' at!?!" Hebrews 11:8 Jeremiah 33:3 Login or register to post comments Email this page Turkey November 22, 2006 - 19:46 ET by uc At least it wasn't named Pelosi! Login or register to post comments Email this page If it had been, you think it' November 22, 2006 - 21:16 ET by FastEd If it had been, you think it'd be "one tough bird?" What kind of stuffing? Baloney. What sides would be offered? Hairy Reeds, clamey Kennedys (soak well before serving), mashed Murthas, vadalia Obamas. And desert? Some nice Hastings pudding and a nice selection of cheezy democrats, with their hands out, of course. There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad Login or register to post comments Email this page Fast Ed...Please....don't wan November 22, 2006 - 21:19 ET by Blonde Fast Ed... Please....don't want to lose lunch before Thanksgiving. Laughing. Have a great one.... Login or register to post comments Email this page Sorry, but when turkeys gathe November 22, 2006 - 21:27 ET by FastEd Sorry, but when turkeys gather . . to the regulars here, and those lurking (ratio of around 100 to 1) All have a Happy and Thankful Thanksgiving - and remember the brave souls who allow us to be free. There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad Login or register to post comments Email this page FastEd just tuned in November 23, 2006 - 00:00 ET by misterbill FastEd just tuned in. LOL Don't forget the lemming merengue pie and a glass of Pelosi blue wine. Login or register to post comments Email this page President Bush (thinking to h November 22, 2006 - 20:20 ET by thefirststrike President Bush (thinking to himself): "To hell with letting him go...let's fry him up and eat...I'm starving" The Turkey (trying to make a good impression): "So there I was, flying south for the winter with my good buddies the geese..." The 3 Little Girls (products of the liberal public school system) First little girl: "This isn't what they look like when Mommy gets one in the store, he isn't wrapped in white plastic!" Second little girl: "This can't be right...the teacher said turkeys were made of tofu, not meat." Third little girl: "What's Thanksgiving?" D.J.R. Login or register to post comments Email this page firststrike....This turkey wa November 22, 2006 - 20:24 ET by Blonde firststrike.... This turkey was named "Flyer". Please tell me you knew the second pardoned bird was named "Fryer". Too funny! Happy Thanksgiving to you. Login or register to post comments Email this page blonde-Actually, I had read ( November 22, 2006 - 20:49 ET by thefirststrike blonde- Actually, I had read (about their names) earlier today, but honestly, their names didn't even occur to me as I was writing...just came out that way. I guess I just got "lucky". Happy Thanksgiving to you, and to everyone else as well. D.J.R. Login or register to post comments Email this page "This bird represents al November 22, 2006 - 20:45 ET by FastEd "This bird represents all the newly elected democrats, that's why we named her Flyer! (Thinking to himself - I wanted to call her Cut and Run, then I heard the folks at NB wanted to call her Helen Thomas)" There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad Login or register to post comments Email this page President Bush is interrupted November 22, 2006 - 20:48 ET by Roger the Shrubber President Bush is interrupted from his "meet and greet" with the freshmen Senate Democrats when an aide presents to him the first bill from the Democrat-controlled House. Login or register to post comments Email this page Hmmm...3 freshmen Democrats=c November 22, 2006 - 20:52 ET by thefirststrike Hmmm...3 freshmen Democrats=children...probably more right than you know! Very Funny!! D.J.R. Login or register to post comments Email this page When will this turkey attempt November 22, 2006 - 21:14 ET by When will this turkey attempting to touch me be put out to pasture like me? Login or register to post comments Email this page President Bush: "Sorry, November 22, 2006 - 21:27 ET by Roger the Shrubber President Bush: "Sorry, kids, that's a turkey, not a wombat. Wombats are much smaller, less intelligent, and rather smelly. In some extreme cases they get a form of brain damage, where they start to think they are clever and witty, but are actually sad and pathetic, and people laugh at them." Login or register to post comments Email this page Roger....Not nice! That was November 22, 2006 - 21:32 ET by Blonde Roger.... Not nice! That was a cute little wombat. And really, Roger, how would you put the little paper thingy's on it's feet after you roasted it? You know. so you can serve it prettily to the guests.... Furthermore, do you know how to carve it? Login or register to post comments Email this page captionfest November 22, 2006 - 21:31 ET by SportPolitics liberal reporter caption: President Bush risks more lives, this time on the White House lawn, as three little girls barely escape having their eyes pecked out. Login or register to post comments Email this page OK, here is my new pick for U November 22, 2006 - 21:52 ET by TexasOptimist BUSH: "OK, here is my new pick for UN ambassador. Are you happy now, Dems?" The Reagan conservative formerly known as Texaswolf77. I am not a Trot, that was an act. Login or register to post comments Email this page If these immoral neocons reac November 22, 2006 - 21:57 ET by If these immoral neocons reach any lower I'll peck their chicken hawk eyes out! Login or register to post comments Email this page Oh, that was very sweet, hays November 22, 2006 - 22:00 ET by Blonde Oh, that was very sweet, haysie. Pecking out the eyes of a bunch of cute little girl scouts. You are lower than low, little troll. Happy Thanksgiving, hayse. Hi to hater, too! Login or register to post comments Email this page If these immoral over the hil November 22, 2006 - 22:12 ET by "If these immoral over the hill neocons above me get any fresher with me, I'll call the parents of these innocent children!" Fox News interpretation: Bush and his aid suffered injuries from an enraged Turkey. Bush will have a press conference after emergency seeks plastic surgery. Girl scouts are currently seeking therapy for witnessing the unfortunate violence. We unfortunately lost the footage. Back to you Brit. . Login or register to post comments Email this page I wish I could eat trolls for Thanksgiving November 22, 2006 - 22:16 ET by terrig I wish I could eat a troll for Thanksgiving. That would truly make me thankful. Login or register to post comments Email this page hayes,You are such a moonbat! November 22, 2006 - 22:24 ET by Blonde hayes, You are such a moonbat! Immoral over the hill neo-cons! Hayes, you TROLL. Go back to Stern. Please, remember how to spell my name, though. You are such an idiot. Laughing. tdf! Login or register to post comments Email this page Bush introduces the girls t November 22, 2006 - 22:11 ET by blogonator Bush introduces these girls to turkey - "the other lame duck". or Bush shows these girls the difference between a lame duck and a lame turkey. Login or register to post comments Email this page funny blogonator...watch thes November 22, 2006 - 22:20 ET by funny blogonator...watch these turkeys have a coronary relating our great prez to a turkey or a duck?? tgdf! Login or register to post comments Email this page TROLL November 22, 2006 - 22:26 ET by Blonde TROLL Login or register to post comments Email this page Look little girls, this is Rhayes November 22, 2006 - 22:34 ET by terrig Young ladies, this turkey is Rhayes and while he should be on the frontlines in Iraq, he's here making fun of those who do. Perhaps he may take a moment tomorrow and thank God for those who serve so his ass can sit in a chair and watch football and feed his pie hole. Login or register to post comments Email this page This bird has better poll n November 22, 2006 - 22:40 ET by blogonator This bird has better poll numbers than I do, so Karl has asked me to pardon him and put him in charge of things. (think of all the money we'll save by flying without airforce one). Login or register to post comments Email this page Uhhhhh.... Turkeys are flight November 22, 2006 - 23:42 ET by BD Uhhhhh.... Turkeys are flightless birds. Did you forget the famous Herb Tarleck, Less Nessman "As God is my Witness, I thought Turkeys could fly" episode of "WKRP in Cincinnati?" Login or register to post comments Email this page Not Exactly November 22, 2006 - 23:47 ET by CGatton They can fly alright, though not very far. The side of my truck will confirm; the turkey can't. He ran off through a neighboring cornfield! R/ Clyde "...the aspirants to tyranny are either the...men of the state, who in democracies are demagogues,... or those who hold great offices, and have a long tenure.." - *Aristotle, Politics,* c350BC** Login or register to post comments Email this page The point of the WKRP episode November 22, 2006 - 23:53 ET by BD The point of the WKRP episode was that, when dumped out of helicopters hundreds of meters in the air, farm raised turkeys "Hit the ground like sacks of wet cement." Login or register to post comments Email this page sacks of wet cement November 23, 2006 - 00:05 ET by misterbill sacks of wet cement, --why does it always come around to the libtards??? Well, maybe it's sacks of something else! Login or register to post comments Email this page I wonder about this turkey ab November 22, 2006 - 23:29 ET by I wonder about this turkey about to touch me! Why aint he on the frontlines in Iraq or how about them birdbrain daughters? Arent they young enough for the draft but Daddy will get them out of it just like Grandpa got their daddy out of it! Could them daughters get through basics?? Login or register to post comments Email this page Now you're picking on young g November 22, 2006 - 23:34 ET by Blonde Now you're picking on young girls, hayse. You are a creepy creepy creepy creep. Login or register to post comments Email this page What draft is RHayes speaking November 22, 2006 - 23:40 ET by BD What draft is RHayes speaking of? Oh, the Charlie Rangel draft designed to give young liberals veteran status in time for the 2020 elections... Login or register to post comments Email this page raze draft November 22, 2006 - 23:57 ET by misterbill The draft blowing through the empty space in his head???? Login or register to post comments Email this page The caption could read:" November 23, 2006 - 00:00 ET by Free Stinker The caption could read: "President Bush displays something with more common sense than Newsbusters commenter RHayesbat" (and it could be true) Login or register to post comments Email this page how about a draft November 23, 2006 - 00:02 ET by misterbill how about a draft that calls all the registered eligible dems up first. We could then compete with the French army for the fastest surrenders in history contest. Login or register to post comments Email this page Yep, after all, to a dem the November 23, 2006 - 00:06 ET by BD Yep, after all, to a dem the only decent cabinet position is Secretary of State. That way they can negotiate their own surrenders... Login or register to post comments Email this page Ah yes, just a cool whistling November 23, 2006 - 00:00 ET by BD Ah yes, just a cool whistling wind.... Login or register to post comments Email this page Neohayes strikes again November 22, 2006 - 23:51 ET by Unsane Some simple questions I do not expect the resident NB neoturkey to answer (is that an insult to all turkeys?): 1) What draft? 2) Since when do women sign up for Selective Service? 3) Do you have anything more substantive to add other than bumper sticker slogans? "Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy." -Sir Winston Churchill, British statesman (1874-1965) Login or register to post comments Email this page Iraq November 23, 2006 - 11:39 ET by pbanks7 How about this: Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research. Login or register to post comments Email this page "President Bush introd November 22, 2006 - 23:31 ET by PSOS "President Bush introduces incoming Secretary of Defense Robert M Gates, with handler, to the Baker Commission." Login or register to post comments Email this page See girls, if you study h November 22, 2006 - 23:33 ET by Jerry See girls, if you study hard in school, you can do well, if you don't , you get stuck on "a rack". ... get it... stuck on a rack.. an oven rack... oops... I didn't mean you girls were turkeys... what I meant to say was... you get US stuck in a crack... er... or you step on a crack and break your mother's back in Iraq... Crap..... I... I... I actually voted to cook this turkey before I voted to pardon it... they were ribbons... I swear it.... not medals, just ribbons... ribbons of turkey meat... shredded in a manner reminiscent of Jen-jus Khan... When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998). Login or register to post comments Email this page hey , how come the only funny November 23, 2006 - 00:07 ET by hey , how come the only funny comments are from lunatic liberals? how come us neocons cant be funny?? tdf hey george your gay buddy wont stop tickling me! Im trying not to laugh at liberal jokes! cc;other site Login or register to post comments Email this page how come you won't take your November 23, 2006 - 00:10 ET by Free Stinker how come you won't take your meds? Login or register to post comments Email this page meds November 23, 2006 - 00:12 ET by misterbill He hides them under his tongue and spits them out after the nurse leaves. Login or register to post comments Email this page LOL! November 23, 2006 - 00:17 ET by Free Stinker LOL! Login or register to post comments Email this page Rhayes, it seems you do not w November 23, 2006 - 00:11 ET by BD Rhayes, it seems you do not wish to debate me out in the open. Too bad. You could learn something... Login or register to post comments Email this page it seems you do not wish to November 23, 2006 - 00:13 ET by it seems you do not wish to debate me out in the open and not on that left wing lunatic howard stern site where I would get crucified, Ace?? debate and then get banned?? but I must admit you do behave yourself far better than the average bimbo on this site! Login or register to post comments Email this page bimbo??? November 23, 2006 - 00:18 ET by misterbill bimbo??? I never ever thought of myself that way. How refreshing! Thank you! Login or register to post comments Email this page Hater!!!!I knew it was you... November 23, 2006 - 00:19 ET by BD Hater!!!! I knew it was you.... 1.) What Howard Stern site? 2.) Why would I wish to improve Howard Sterns legitimacy by providing my presence? 3.) The only times Hater has been banned from the site was when he went on profanity laced tyrades after I had outflanked his logic (or lack thereof.) So, how about it. How about debating me on your assertion of Vietnam being a "Needless War." Login or register to post comments Email this page How about debating me on yo November 23, 2006 - 00:23 ET by How about debating me on your assertion of Vietnam being a "Needless War." Hey, bd,start one of your own forums like NL and hey, why not invite ted koppel to join in too?? tdf Login or register to post comments Email this page Really, what color is the sky November 23, 2006 - 00:27 ET by Free Stinker Really, what color is the sky in your world? Login or register to post comments Email this page Decline to debate?That equals November 23, 2006 - 00:28 ET by BD Decline to debate? That equals a big old "SHACK" for me. By the way, what forum is "NL." Oh, Ted Koppel can get in on this if he wants, I take on all comers and he is meat on the table. Login or register to post comments Email this page bd,come up with some more mat November 23, 2006 - 00:35 ET by bd, come up with some more material and even cut and pastes...then I will consult my agent about discussing this further with you. What is YOUR fixation with the Bush Twins? I always wondered how grandpa and the patrician family would react if the fertility pills Laura took caused one of the twins to be born as a non-caucasian?? Would the minority twin volunteer for Iraq while the white one stayed in school? Login or register to post comments Email this page I do not cut and paste nor en November 23, 2006 - 00:38 ET by BD I do not cut and paste nor endlessly link other peoples arguments, unlike liberals I THINK. Login or register to post comments Email this page why does this site fear cut a November 23, 2006 - 00:41 ET by why does this site fear cut and pastes as much as fox fears the facts?? Login or register to post comments Email this page Name something false Foxnews November 23, 2006 - 00:45 ET by Free Stinker Name something false Foxnews has broadcast . . . Login or register to post comments Email this page ummm, think about the 2000 el November 23, 2006 - 01:01 ET by ummm, think about the 2000 elections! Login or register to post comments Email this page razey November 23, 2006 - 00:48 ET by misterbill Information. if you don't get it, ya know, you could wind up in Iraq! Login or register to post comments Email this page Because it is the first sign November 23, 2006 - 00:51 ET by BD Because it is the first sign of sloppiness. simply pasting someone elses work of dubious origin. since you wanted to view an argument that I have presented you, here is one posted an hour ago that you never responded to. By all means, take all night and perform a legitimate analysis. I will review it in the morning and grade your offerings... Vietnam was needless? So what do you call fighting to ensure the freedom of 8 Million + human beings from a communist regime that later slaughtered them and put large populations into Re-education camps. If fighting for others freedom is "Needless", do you also think the D-Day landings on the Normandy Coast were "Needless." Should we turn the French back over to the Germans? It must be remembered that up until the day the North violated all international agreements and launched the largest armor assault seen since WWII on the south, the people of the south were in fact free. The armor assault only succeeded because the promised Us logistical and air support never materialized due to Liberal senators cutting off funds. Login or register to post comments Email this page And do you think they were m November 23, 2006 - 01:04 ET by And do you think they were more free under the French when we went in as nosey advisors (long before Bush jr even heard of the country) on the other side of the world where we had no business?? Login or register to post comments Email this page Asking the impossible, I suppose November 23, 2006 - 01:08 ET by Unsane You may want to read some history for a change. Vietnam was independent of the French as on 1954. And indeed we had LOTS of business there. Making every effort to stop the spread of communism is always reason enough. I suppose you think I had no business serving most of the past year in South Korea? "Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy." -Sir Winston Churchill, British statesman (1874-1965) Login or register to post comments Email this page You may want to read some his November 23, 2006 - 01:13 ET by You may want to read some history for a change. Vietnam was independent of the French as on 1954. duh, and when did american advisors first arrive, prof? 1951, Doctor Insane ofRevisionist History 101! And indeed we had LOTS of business there. Making every effort to stop the spread of communism is always reason enough and young americans will always wonder why the rest of the world hates us?? How would you like it if someone came over from another country and speaking another language into your neighborhood and told you he didnt like the way you were bringing up your family? Login or register to post comments Email this page Why is the United States loved only when it is gone? November 23, 2006 - 15:27 ET by Unsane Hate to break your heart, neohayes...well, not really...but the military stationed in both Vietnam (during that time) and the military stationed in Korea that I was a proud part of had ONE thing in common: we were not there to impose our ways on people. If we were in fact there to do that, how come the vernacular around the base I was stationed (for hundreds of miles) was in fact Korean, and how come all of the customs I followed off base, along with countless other soldiers and Airmen, were Korean? Do a small slice of research into how things actually are before you shoot off your mouth. Oh, my mistake....that is much too much to ask of you. and young americans will always wonder why the rest of the world hates us?? neohayes, the United States will only be loved by you, and other nations universally, under one condition: When It Is Gone. (hat tip to Nightwish) Fortunately, there are some of us like me who love the United States while it is here. If your goal is for everyone on earth to love the United States, then you are 230 years, 4 months, and 20 days too late, as of this typing. And the clock continues to tick. It amazes me how much you hate this nation, freedom, and capitalism, all the while sucking their collective tits. If that isn't the definition of total ingratitude, I don't know what is. "Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy." -Sir Winston Churchill, British statesman (1874-1965) Login or register to post comments Email this page Rhayes:That is moronic.How wo November 24, 2006 - 08:05 ET by BD Rhayes: That is moronic. How would you like it if someone came over from another country and speaking another language into your neighborhood and told you he didn't like the way youwere bringing up your family? Okay, lets assume as the father, you were taking all of the members of your family who were teachers or who had served in government, lined them up before a pit in the backyard and machinegunned them. THen threw lye on their bodies before simply walking off to the bowling alley. Think the neighbors should mind? Only the nieghbors witht he American Flags on their shoulders seem to ever kick down the door of lunatics like these. If the rest of the world seems to hate us for doing so, then it is more of an indictment of the rest of the world than it is of us. Your next assignment, watch Gary Cooper in "High Noon." Login or register to post comments Email this page Rhayes:Do I think they were M November 24, 2006 - 07:58 ET by BD Rhayes: Do I think they were MORE FREE under the Frogs than under the control of the despotic PAVN from the North? You bet your ass!!!!!!!! The limited abuses by the Frogs cannot be likened to the activities of the north. Please do some research and look up "Hue Massacre, " "Re-education Center", and then look at the denocide waged against the Hmong, Rhee, Nung, and Montagnard peoples in the decades since we left. Then get back to me with an apology to both the French (Though I hate them bad enough normally) and the surviving South Vietnamese. Login or register to post comments Email this page Rhayes/Hater:It has been fun November 23, 2006 - 00:35 ET by BD Rhayes/Hater: It has been fun chasing you like the French before the Germans, but I must get up early.... Login or register to post comments Email this page Rhayes, it seems you do not w November 23, 2006 - 00:46 ET by Rhayes, it seems you do not wish to debate me out in the open no kidding, sherlock, if the ceos didnt censor me, the neorednecks of your peaneonut gallery would moderate me aS they already have!.. I just love seeing my first fragment of a post highlighted in red! tdf no worries, mate, the stern site has it all before it's censored. prime example of this site loves to give it out but when can they ever take it? when the daily cartoons on this jokebuster site ever make the normal americans laugh?? Login or register to post comments Email this page Yep girls if we neocons keep November 22, 2006 - 23:58 ET by Yep girls if we neocons keep stealing elections you might not be as lucky as this white aristrocratic turkey and get drafted to go to Iraq and by that time Turkey will be involved. They got some uh oil too don't they? Maybe if we wait a couple years my crazy twins (thanks too those fertility pills) will be too old for the um uh draft?? Login or register to post comments Email this page RHayesbat - What color is the November 23, 2006 - 00:01 ET by Free Stinker RHayesbat - What color is the sky in your world? Login or register to post comments Email this page 1.) What elections have bee November 23, 2006 - 00:03 ET by BD 1.) What elections have been stolen. 2.) Who is proposing a draft other than Charlie Rangel for the purpose of giving those on your side of the aisle veteran status that they would never volunteer for? 3.) What oil does the nation of Turkey have? Login or register to post comments Email this page "Yep girls if we neoco November 23, 2006 - 00:13 ET by Jerry "Yep girls if we neocons keep stealing elections..." Bush won the original vote count and every re-count. Gore brings in the lawyers, tries to cherry pick votes from specific precincts, and tries to dis-qualify all military ballots... now which side is trying to steal elections???? "..you might not be as lucky as this white aristrocratic turkey and get drafted to go to Iraq..." The only people pushing for a draft are DEMOCRATS. The people who don't want a draft are REPUBLICANS... There is currently NO DRAFT... "...They got some uh oil too don't they?..." Where is all this oil from our war for oil?? I eagerly await your documented evidence... Hey rhayes.. a parody has to be based on something real & factual to be funny... Guess what... NOT funny.. When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998). Login or register to post comments Email this page Bush won the original vote co November 23, 2006 - 00:15 ET by Bush won the original vote count and every re-count. Gore brings in the lawyers, tries to cherry pick votes from specific precincts, yep ...according to fox and now aint florida showing up again for faulty election machines?? hmmm The people who don't want a draft are REPUBLICANS... There is currently NO DRAFT... yep, those twins might go to Iraq and don't forget all them aristocratic sons of senators! only so much money can keep them in the national guard! oh i forgot now they go to war instead of the good ole days when some folks got to stay out of combat because of their rich dads with connections! Login or register to post comments Email this page And according to Miami newspa November 23, 2006 - 00:19 ET by Free Stinker And according to Miami newspapers Login or register to post comments Email this page And PBS" More than th November 23, 2006 - 00:23 ET by mastersofdeceit And PBS " More than three months after Democrat Al Gore conceded the hotly contested 2000 election, an independent hand recount of Florida's ballots released today says he would have lost anyway, even if officials would have allowed the hand count he requested." Login or register to post comments Email this page What is YOUR fixation with th November 23, 2006 - 00:25 ET by BD What is YOUR fixation with the Bush Twins? Should YOU be drafted? (I do not want you by the way.) Should the entire Kennedy Clan be drafted? Should Pelosi's, Bonior's, King's, and Obama be drafted? I want NONE of them to serve beside me if they have not voluntarily walked into a recruiting station and raised their right hand of their own accord. They do not deserve the honor of serving beside me if they do not do this simple feat. Login or register to post comments Email this page The service - rejects rhayes November 23, 2006 - 02:39 ET by SportPolitics Since the Service votes 83% REPUBLICAN, the chances of rhayes volunteering for anything is next to nothing. I believe rhayes would flee to Canada if there ever was a draft. He would run up there and apply at one of Canada's indian reservations to "teach" ( I mean use their computers to yack liberal crap on NB). Login or register to post comments Email this page I believe rhayes would flee t November 23, 2006 - 02:45 ET by I believe rhayes would flee to Canada if there ever was a draft. yep instead of just fleeing texas (it was pretty rough hand to hand combat in Texas) and pretending that you were a loyal subject while drinking and doing drugs for a year..then pretending to be commander in chief! Id just as soon go to canada instead of becoming the most embarassing president in history! Login or register to post comments Email this page Rhayes... I think you meant November 23, 2006 - 09:11 ET by Jerry Rhayes... I think you meant, "Instead of fleeing Arkansas and leading anti-America protests on foreign soil while our soldiers were fighting and dying in Vietnam, then pretending to be commander in chief while getting blow jobs in the oval office from a teenage employee, and trying to get service from a lowly secretary, then committing perjury to deny the girl her day in court, lying to a federal judge, lying to a grand jury, lying to Congress, and lying to the American people on national television, raping a woman, giving nuclear technology and plutonium to a North Korean madman, giving missle launch and guidance technology to Communist China in return for illegal campaign contributions, etc, you would RUN AWAY to Canada, causing the IQ averages of both countries to dramatically increase, rather than becoming the most embarassing leader in WORLD HISTORY! When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998). Login or register to post comments Email this page Boy, if my brain was bigger t November 23, 2006 - 13:30 ET by Boy, if my brain was bigger than this turkey, I might actually not be the most embarassing president in history! Login or register to post comments Email this page hmmm, let's see, it was ok fo November 23, 2006 - 13:41 ET by hmmm, let's see, it was ok for Bush to have a wild year fighting off hangovers, driving drunk, carousing, getting addicted to cocaine and enjoying weed! Hell at least he wasn't on any swift boats! At least he didnt have to go to war and fight. If bush went to vietnam,this might have delusioned him about how fun war can be and he might have started anti-America protests in Texas while our soldiers were fighting and dying in Vietnam! Instead he stayed home and got to fly a plane later for TV and pretend to land on a real air craft carrier! What a man! But he was young and this helped prepare him for being the most embarrassing president in history and he never had a chance to play soldier. This prepared him for playing commander in chief. He sure looked great in his jacket He could lie again and say "mission accomplished!" but this wasnt in front of a grand jury so it was ok for him to lie about that and Katrina too! saying Rumsfeld will serve out the 2nd term wasnt in front of a grand jury so it's ok for bush to lie. besides he's a moral christian so its ok. Its ok to lie about everything else but at least he didnt have to lie about blow jobs! and he didnt get caught raping any woman when he was young either! Hell lying about the reason we are going to war costing us thousands of lives and untold ruined lives is better than lying about fellatio! Think about that poor shattered intern's life! Heck he did a great job after clinton managed to balance the budget of getting this country into the greatest debt of any country in world history! Login or register to post comments Email this page "Instead he stayed hom November 23, 2006 - 14:12 ET by Jerry "Instead he stayed home and got to fly a plane later for TV and pretend to land on a real air craft carrier! What a man!" You finally got something right. Bush = real man & fighter pilot. Clinton = phony little boy who never grew up, having fun playing president. "He could lie again and say "mission accomplished!" but this wasnt in front of a grand jury.." Had we or had we not taken Baghdad, un-seated Sadaam, and crushed the vaunted Iraqi republican guard? Faster than even the most optimistic supporter ever imagined. You're dang right, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!! "...so it was ok for him to lie about that and Katrina too!" Uh... exactly what Katrina lie was that??? The only lies being told were by democrat Louisiana politicians and the MSM. ".Its ok to lie about everything else but at least he didnt have to lie about blow jobs! and he didnt get caught raping any woman when he was young either!" And exactly what are these lies Hayes?? WMD? If you think this is a lie, you can add it to Clinton's long, long list also. "Hell lying about the reason we are going to war costing us thousands of lives and untold ruined lives is better than lying about fellatio!" So in your eyes, it is BAD to go to war to fight terrorism, protect our country, and free another country from the iron fist of a mad dictator, but it is ok to start a war with that same country in order to stall a vote on your impeachment. That's brilliant reasoning hayes!! "Heck he did a great job after clinton managed to balance the budget of getting this country into the greatest debt of any country in world history!" Yeah, that's what happens when you have a republican congress that cut taxes & reformed welfare while you are sitting on an economic technological boom and you don't have a 9/11 disaster or war on terror to finance while trying to re-build your military arsenal from the previous administration's "re-inventing government" policy that focused on military cuts. When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998). Login or register to post comments Email this page Great rebuttal, Jerry, but if November 23, 2006 - 14:56 ET by