Lawrence O’Donnell Wants to Be Keith Olbermann’s Brain

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So, just imagine you were a hot executive producer in Hollywood with a notch on your belt like winning an Emmy for the hit series “The West Wing.” Further envision you were a regular panelist on the top political talk show in the nation, “The McLaughlin Group.” And, to put a cherry on top of the cake, you were the former Chief of Staff for the Senate Finance Committee. Would your ultimate goal be for a not so adoring nation to think you were Keith Olbermann’s brain? And, let’s say it was, would you actually admit it?

Well, that’s exactly what MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell did at HuffnPuff Tuesday, and regardless of how tongue-in-cheek he was trying to be, it seems that such an accomplished individual, irrespective of his politics, could have loftier goals than being the brain for one of the most despicable personalities on television.

Yet, there it was, for all to see, right in the middle of Larry practically dislocating a shoulder to pat himself on the back for predicting the Democrats would take back both chambers of Congress in last Tuesday’s elections:

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I haven't had the time to type a word for HuffPo since the election because I've been too busy gloating on TV. Having predicted every Senate election correctly as well as the outcome in the House and the governors' races, I have been taking every opportunity on MSNBC and the McLaughlin Group to say a few self-congratulatory words and sit back and watch my Republican counterparts' befuddlement.

Larry unashamedly continued:

In my latest round of this, Joe Scarborough asked why I knew who was going to win the elections and Karl Rove, the genius, Karl Rove, "Bush's Brain," didn't know. By the way, how smart do you have to be to be Bush's brain? I didn't want to give up my secret for election predicting. I like being one of the few pundits to accurately predict all the Senate races. Fellow geniuses Eleanor Clift and Mark Shields got it right too, but they're not the gloating type and they never appear on MSNBC, so I was hoping to create a sort of Rove-level genius aura for myself, at least among MSNBC talking heads. You know, maybe "Olbermann's Brain," something like that. But I couldn't come up with a Rove-like rap about metrics because I had never actually used the word in a sentence, so, to avoid the horror of dead air, I went to my fallback position--the truth.

Clever stuff, Larry. Do you need to blog this drivel now because nobody in Hollywood is willing to pay for it? Regardless of the answer, O’Donnell actually had some interesting insights concerning Nancy Pelosi as House Speaker that you won’t likely see in the drive-by media:

The early signs are not good. The day after she backs Arianna's hero John Murtha for majority leader, the Washington Post goes after her with both barrels--a front page story about Murtha and his history of ethics problems, including (unindicted) involvement in Abscam, and an editorial slamming Murtha and endorsing Steny Hoyer for the job. When was the last time the Post made an endorsement in a party leadership race? Ever? There's no possible win here for Pelosi. If Hoyer wins, the new Speaker gets publicly humiliated on her first vote. If Murtha wins, the Pelosi promise of "the most ethical Congress in history" will fall apart quickly with Sean Hannity running Murtha's Abscam FBI video endlessly.

O’Donnell continued:

But the damage Murtha's ethics history can do to the Pelosi Speakership is nothing compared to what Alcee Hastings can do. Pelosi is feuding with her California colleague Jane Harman who is in line to become chairwoman of the House Intelligence Committee. Pelosi wants someone else. Next in line is Alcee Hastings, a member of the Black Caucus, which is championing his candidacy for Intelligence chairman. No one outside of the Black Caucus would be happy to see Alcee Hastings in a chairmanship. I first saw Alcee Hastings in his impeachment trial in the Senate.

Hastings was a Florida federal judge who was indicted for extortion and bribery and was found not guilty by a jury. A judicial panel then recommended his removal from the bench, which, for a federal judge means impeachment in the House and trial in the Senate. Hastings was convicted by the Senate in 1989 and removed from the bench, whereupon he ran for Congress and won. That's where Alcee's sweet revenge story should end. But Pelosi is actually considering him for the chairmanship.

If Rove had been smart enough to make Alcee Hastings a household term during the campaign, the Democrats would not have won as many seats. If Pelosi makes Hastings a chairman, Rove won't miss the shot this time. The Democrats would instantly take over as the party of corruption. Voters would get a terrible more-of-the-same feeling right off the bat and their throw-the-bums-out attitude would not subside. The first woman Speaker could be a two-year story.

Interesting stuff, Larry, and likely far more insightful than anything your hero Olbermann could come up with, or would have the guts to share with his vitriol-seeking audience. As such, I'd rethink that Olbermann's brain nonsense. After all, it wasn't funny, and, if indeed this was your goal, all you need is some grey hair, bad glasses, and a frontal lobotomy.

—Noel Sheppard is the Associate Editor of NewsBusters.

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The reason Alcee was able t

The reason Alcee was able to run and win was racist Gerrymandering, approved by Florida's state court judges after being perpetrated by both major political parties. Such districts (and corresponding districts surrounding these strangely-shaped ones) tend to elect more-extreme candidates in what has become a devil's bargain in order to get a candidate of a certain guaranteed color from one particular district, and Hastings' election is only part of the proof. IMO blacks in Florida -- having seen decades of incompetent white crooks in political office -- wanted their own incompetent crook-politician, too, and they damned-well got him. It's as if being obviously-shady actually helped Alcee, and that's only because of how incredibly stupidly this state draws up lines.

Another amusing thing is that this crooked shyster was investigated/surveiled by the FBI, which -- assuming he becomes intelligence committee chair -- will now have to issue him a clean background check, somehow. If they hadn't bungled things and moved too early, they'd have had him rather than just his also-crooked front-man/friend, and the senate figured that out, even if a jury couldn't.
JMR

Listen up, Mia-muh. ;-)This i

Listen up, Mia-muh. ;-)

This isn't even half funny.

Although I don't think Uncle Alcee is from the district that looks like a double-helix DNA thread.  Oh, right, that would be where I vote.  Sheesh.

Yech, Blonde. You're stuck

Yech, Blonde. You're stuck in Alcee's stringy-assed Gerrymander of a district? Oh well, sorry to hear that. The one I ran for State House in against a tax & spend (hey, he voted to raise both!) Republican and a literally-Socialist Democrat about a decade ago wasn't quite that bad, but it was also strange-looking. Good old 113 looked like an hourglass, but featured what looked like a penis (with nutsack!) & a vagina stuck onto/into it, so that much of the time as a candidate you were never quite sure -- even with a good map -- whether you were doing yourself any good, or off in the wrong district knocking on strangers' doors. Fun fun fun. I came in 3rd, even behind the Democrat, but I will modestly admit that I was by-far the most efficient candidate in terms of dollars-spent per vote gained.
JMR

Sometimes a district

Hey, here's a word for that:  Freudmandering!  Of course, sometimes a district is just a district...

The thing that bothered me

The thing that bothered me about district 113 (well, one of the things) was that those drawing the lines weren't at all concerned by natural obstacles like canals & 6-lane highways, which could be very inconvenient. America is safe, I'll never run for anything again, but to all of you who haven't -- even those of you I occasionally dislike -- I suggest trying a run for office. Which one isn't important, anything you want, from dogcatcher to President, just run (but it's obvious to start-low). You'll be surprised how much you learn.
JMR

If we really believed in racial equality

If we really believed in racial equality, we'd let a computer design the districts and program nothing in about the racial makeup of the population.  Just try to make the districts as nearly equal as possible numerically, and as uncomplicated geographically as possible.  No one is entitled to a congressperson of their own race.  Theoretically, anyone elected to office should be elected because he or she is the best candidate and is able to convince the most voters of his/her qualifications.  I'm not holding my breath.

Now see I was just thinking t

Now see I was just thinking the same thing.  But then I remembered that we're talking about federal and state governments and they don't use common sense.

And then I used my stress management program to "de-stress" (banged my head on the wall repeatedly until I passed out)

I'd be willing to use a pho

I'd be willing to use a phone book as a dartboard and let the random-willing design FL's districts, also without regard to race. Anything but partisan politicians with computers and Orwellian demographic software. Especially once you've been a candidate, those natural & unnatural boundaries & shapes become important. I'm now recalling running full-tilt across US1 (the exciting six lane highway non-boundary) in a 3 piece suit, and desperately thinking, "am I really in 'the penis'?" once I made it across.
JMR

Give me strength

Sarcasmo:  I'm now recalling running full-tilt across US1 (the exciting six lane highway non-boundary) in a 3 piece suit, and desperately thinking, "am I really in 'the penis'?" once I made it across.

The less I say here, the better.

sarc,A 3 piece suit?Um, exact

sarc,

A 3 piece suit?

Um, exactly where was the cloaking device during your Federal Highway dash?

Dodging the Benz's and Jag's....a useful thing, that cloaking device....maybe more useful running across the road there than here.

Laughing, again!  I can't even begin to describe the image I've got going on.

sarc,Good for you.  I am lau

sarc,

Good for you.  I am laughing, seriously, over your description of your state district.  Now I'm going to have to do some searching, dammit!

I thought about running for the city government about six years ago.  Decided it wasn't worth it...I'm just not quite the pandering type.  I answer to "Alice & the Fist of Death", usually.  With a big fat "WHAT????".

Constitutional question

If there are any constitutional lawyers reading, I'd like to ask a question.   Here's the last paragraph of Article I, section 3 of the Constitution:

Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States: but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, according to Law.

Shouldn't that disqualify Hastings from being a member of Congress?  I don't know the answer, just asking.  Of course, these days being a congressperson doesn't seem to be an office of honor or trust, judging by some of the reprobates we've elected over the years

Honor & trust are clear

Honor & trust are clearly out, but I think Alcee barely slips-in under "profit"! (Ok, to answer you seriously, IMO you've made an excellent point. OTOH, since when did those in political power ever look at the Constitution?!)
JMR

Loser-

Via Wikipedia:

Impeachment

In 1989, Hastings was impeached by the Democratic-controlled U.S. House of Representatives for bribery and perjury. The Democratic-controlled Senate convicted Judge Hastings of accepting a $150,000 bribe in 1981 in exchange for a lenient sentence and of perjury in his testimony about the case. He became only the sixth Judge in the history of United States to be removed from office by the United States Senate. (The Senate had the option to forbid Hastings from ever seeking federal office again, but did not do so.)

Hastings filed suit in federal court claiming that his impeachment trial was invalid because he was tried by a Senate committee, not in front of the full Senate, and that he had been acquitted in a criminal trial. Judge Stanley Sporkin ruled in favor of Hastings, remanding the case back to the Senate, but stayed his ruling pending the outcome of an appeal to the Supreme Court in a similar case regarding Judge Walter Nixon, who had also been impeached and removed.

Sporkin found some "crucial distinctions"[2] between Nixon's case and Hastings', specifically, that Nixon had been convicted criminally, and that Hastings was not found guilty by two-thirds of the committee who actually "tried" his impeachment in the Senate. He further added that Hastings had a right to trial by the full Senate.

The Supreme Court, however, ruled that the federal courts have no jurisdiction over Senate impeachment matters, and Sporkin's ruling was vacated, and Hastings' conviction and removal were upheld.

It's either going to be Hastings or OJ..........hmmmmmmmmmm

If the dims really want to be

If the dims really want to be seen as tough on national security, why would they even consider someone like Hastings for such an important and highly visible job?

It makes absolutely no sense to this observer.

While I'm at it...

Another question on Hastings:  Given his background, can he get a security clearance?  If not, I sure hope Congress has a rule making him ineligible to be on any committe that oversees intelligence, let alone become the chairman.

And as I said above, the cl

And as I said above, the clearance will be done by the same FBI that surveiled Hastings, and by jumping the gun blew their case against him. If the Dems are smart, they'll have this guy bow out and go for something more obscure. Big if, I know, but you can imagine how career FBI people must feel about all this...
JMR

I had a TS/SCI/SI/TK/G/H clea

I had a TS/SCI/SI/TK/G/H clearance for my whole military career (21y) and I have seen the weirdest people get clearances. The biggest reasons people don't get clearances nowadays is financial mismanagement and not being honest throughout the adjudication process (this includes the actual paperwork and any interviews, polygraphs, etc). Felonies will also disqualify you from a clearance.  I have seen guys who spent time in psych wards get clearances. I knew a guy who claimed he did coke for 7 years get a clearance (he admitted it to the investigators), guys with bankruptcy, misdeamenor arrests, etc can get clearances. Bottom line?  If you want a clearance you better be VERY forthcoming with ALL information to the investigators cause they will more than likely find out anyway and then you won't get it.

The above holds true for all military. As for clearances for elected officials...I can only guess how they work. 

Elected officials don't get s

Elected officials don't get security clearances.  They have access to information based on their office.   Some are more trusted than others, but there is no guarantee that officials who couldn't qualify for a security clearnance would not gain access to highly classified material.  The intelligence agencies know who these people are, and have been known to hold back selected intelligence rather than let it get compromised.

Why aren't I surprised?

Scary.  But not surprising in the least.

Lawrence O’Donnell Wants to

Lawrence O’Donnell Wants to Be Keith Olbermann’s Brain.

Sounds like someone needs to be O'Donnell's brain...

Darn it. You beat me. I was

Darn it. You beat me. I was going to say "The position does seem to be vacant". There, I said it anyway. :-)

O'Donnell "predicted&quo

O'Donnell "predicted" that "Karl Rove" would be "indicted" for "revealing" the "identity" of Valerie Plame, the irrelevant, worthless, one-time federal bureaucrat.  O'Donnell also "predicted" that John Kerry would be elected president in 2004.  O'Donnell also "predicted" that Joe Lieberman would abandon his campaign for the U.S. Senate after losing the primary election.   Now, O'Donnell is offering his "brain" to others?  Hahahahahahaha.

"Olbermann's Brain,&quot

"Olbermann's Brain,"

That would make a great episode of In search of.....

I would say his analysis of what is going on with Pelosi was pretty accurate, for a lib. It went far deeper that Keith could ever go. Maybe Lawrence should take over Keith's show.

Keith has lost it anyway... finders keepers, fella!

Keith has lost it anyway... finders keepers, fella!