Michael Moore Publishes Pre-election Day GOTV Message For His Fans

This is just too delicious. Propagandist Michael Moore posted a message at his website Monday beseeching folks to vote for Democrats (hat tip to Michelle Malkin). Big surprise, right? However, trust me, it’s worth a chuckle: “Tomorrow night, those who sent 2,800 of our soldiers to their deaths -- all because of a lie the president concocted -- will find out if America chooses to reward them -- or remove them.”

Nice beginning, huh? Just imagine the kind of person that is motivated by this kind of stuff. Probably a Keith Olbermann fan, right? Alas, Moore was just warming up:

As good as things look for the Democrats, do not pop the corks and start the partying yet. Do not believe for a second that the Republicans plan on losing. They will fight like dogs for the next 24 hours -- relentless, unforgiving, nonstop action to squeeze every last conservative voter out of the house on election day. While the rest of us go about our day today, tens of thousands of Republican volunteers are knocking on doors, making phone calls, and lining up rides to the polls. They're not sleeping, they're not eating, they're not even watching Fox News. A day without Fox News? That's right, that's how insanely dedicated they are.

You know, the guy had weeks to think of something clever. Are Fox News jokes the best he can do? Sadly, he wasn’t finished:

But the reason they have to work so hard is that, before they can get the vote out, they first have to completely turn around the massive public opinion against them. Almost 60% disapprove of Bush. Over 60% are opposed to the war. Those are landslide numbers. And the American people are not going to turn pro-war or into Bush-lovers by tomorrow morning. So it should be easy for us, right?

Of course, no extreme-liberal media rant at election time would be complete without some reference to Republicans stealing votes. In this regard, Moore didn’t disappoint:

Well, it's not really that mysterious. They're out there busting their asses this very minute, right down the street from you. What are YOU doing? You're on a computer reading my cranky letter! Stop reading this! We have only a few hours left to wrestle control of the Congress away from these "representatives" who, if returned, will continue shipping our young men and women over there to die.

What a sweetie. Well, to counter such vitriol, folks, the only solution is to make sure that he and his ilk are just as unhappy on Wednesday as Katie Couric was two years ago when Kerry lost:

Could we see crocodile tears from the perky one again this Wednesday night? We can only hope.