By Greg Sheffield | May 4, 2006 | 10:43 AM EDT Share it Tweet it 0 shares All those reporters with an important task at hand. Today it's ducks, tomorrow it's another liberal pet issue that will come and go, taken up with as much verve and eagerness. HumorGovernment & Press Greg SheffieldBio | ArchiveMore from Greg Sheffield Like this article? Get more like this in your inbox for free! Thank you for subscribing!