Actual caption:

White House spokesman Tony Snow laughs as he holds on to reporters tape recorders during the press gaggle aboard Air Force One before landing at O'hare International Airport in Chicago, Thursday, July 6, 2006. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

"I'm draining all the bias out of your soundbites."

"Don't worry, I'll shut these off when we discuss who makes a mess in the bathroom."

Actual caption:

Reporters surround demonstrators in Seoul holding a mock North Korean missile during a protest denouncing North Korea's missile tests. North Korea is threatening to fire more missiles and warned of "all-out countermeasures" if the international community punished the impoverished communist state with new sanctions(AFP/Kim Jae-Hwan)

How about:

"Is that one of those missile thingies? I heard they're not as dangerous as global warming."