The liberal media is at it again. In an exclusive two hour interview airing this evening, CNN heartthrob Anderson Cooper interviewed Hollywierd's reigning queen of "blame america first," Angelina Jolie. In the interview, the pair canoodled over their experiences in Africa, where, they claim, people are starving. They showed videotape footage of people from small villages supposedly suffering from malnutrition, but we all know better than to trust video footage from the comrades over at the communist news network. I wouldn't be surprised if they totally fabricated all that footage. In fact, I remember a few years ago, President Bush went to Africa and he fixed all the starvation. But the liberal media doesn't want us to remember that. What was worse, Cooper and Jolie went against the coalition of the willing and sided with that old beurocratic dinosaur, the United Nations. They claimed that the UN helps refugees with food and medicine. I'm sorry, comrades, but I think you mean they help dictators and rapists. Anyone familiar with Mallard Fillmore's recent excellent reporting on the subject knows that the UN's only interest is in trading food for oil or food for sex, or sex for oily food, or food for oily sex. To suggest anything otherwise is just to confirm our suspicions about the liberal media; they were bribed as part of Saddam's food for oily sex program. I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.