Bravo's Andy Cohen: I'd Marry Paul Ryan, 'Hate-Shag' Rick Santorum and Kill Rush Limbaugh
Andy Cohen plays a ridiculous game on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live called "Marry, Shag, or Kill" in which he gives three names to his guests, and they have to choose who they'd marry, shag, and kill.
On Current TV's Say Anything Monday, host Joy Behar played this game with Cohen with the subjects being conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh, Republican presidential nominee Paul Ryan, and former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary).
After showing a clip of Cohen playing the game with actress Meryl Streep, Behar said, "Okay, so, Andy, let’s play the game, ‘Marry, Shag or Kill.’ These are the names, and I know it’s hard: Rick Santorum, Paul Ryan or Rush Limbaugh.”
“Oh, my god, kill Rush, no question,” Cohen answered. “I think I would marry Ryan. And then I would..."
“Hold your nose,” Behar interjected Behar.
“‘Hate-shag’ Santorum,” finished Cohen."It would be a hate thing. It would be nasty."
This was met with laughter from the folks in the studio.
"It would be S&Mish with just the S," offered Behar.
"It would be very upsetting for Mr. Santorum," Cohen added to more laughter from the studio as well as Behar.
When the guffaws died down, Cohen said, “But Paul Ryan and I would have a lovely life together with his droopy eyes, and his abs.”
“Well, he’s cute if you like that ‘Village of the Damned’ look,” said Behar. "But he has those blue eyes that are kind of weird."
"He's got big blue eyes," Cohen observed. "They pop. I would make over his wardrobe. Yeah, we would have a nice life together."
For those unfamiliar with Cohen, he doesn't only have his own talk show on Bravo. He's also the network's Executive Vice President of Development and Talent.
According to his Bravo bio, "He is responsible for overseeing the network's current development slate, creating original content, developing innovative formats and identifying new talent."
That's a lot of responsibility for a guy that would like to kill Rush Limbaugh and "hate-shag" Rick Santorum.
While we're on the subject, what is it about gay celebrities wanting to have hate-sex with conservative men?
For those that have forgotten, Dan Savage last year also said he wanted to have hate-sex with Santorum.
(HT Raw Story)