On this years edition of MTV's Movie Awards, Jessica Alba was the recipient of the award for sexiest performance for her role in the film "Sin City." In her acceptance speech, Alba decided to use her platform to indoctrinate our nation's youth with liberal propaganda.
We all know about President Bush's recent efforts to curb the spread of disease and unwanted pregnancies through abstinence only education programs. Last I checked, he was elected president by the majority of voters in the 2004 election. Well, apparently, Ms. Alba thinks she's more qualified to advise our youth on matters of public policy. In clear defiance of the president, Alba urged viewers to have safe sex. In a time of war it is essential that all citizens follow the sexual instructions of our elected president. Not that Alba cares that we are at war.
This sad fact was further evidenced by her attempt to sababtoge the American economy by further urging viewers to buy hybrid vehicles. Everybody knows that the profits made by oil companies trickle down to all of us and create jobs. It's econ 101. But I guess Ms. Alba would rather be seen driving around in a stylish new Prius than have our record low unemployment lowered even lower than it already is.
In conclusion, Ms. Alba hates the military and wants the economy to tank just so we can surrender our national sovereignty to France. Do we really need any further evidence of the liberal media conspiracy to destroy america? I think not.