Actor Sean Penn was apparently interviewed for an upcoming issue of The New Yorker magazine. According to a couple of sources, Penn was quoted in the piece as having a plastic doll with the likeness of Ann Coulter that he “likes to abuse when angry.”

As reported by ContactMusic.com (hat tip to Drudge): “The Oscar-winner actor has hated Coulter ever since she blacklisted his director father LEO PENN in her book TREASON. And he takes out his frustrations with Coulter, who is a best-selling author, lawyer and television pundit, on the Barbie-like doll.”

The Post Chronicle reported:

“‘We violate her,’ the ornery actor tells The New Yorker about his mini-Coulter. ‘There are cigarette burns in some funny places. She's a pure snake-oil salesman. She doesn't believe a word she says.’"

Jack Ryan of The Post Chronicle accurately concluded: “Penn is a sick puppy.. And you thought he was just pretending to be Jeff Spicoli.”

Yeah…I did think he was just acting that part, Jack.