Suitable for the season, here's a starter topic. Crap Wrap:
Have you ever thought your loved one’s perfectly wrapped gift bore the signs of a little professional help?
Now Croydon-based Firebox.com has devised a wrapping service so deliberately shoddy, you’ll believe they spent all those precious seconds lovingly mummifying your presents themselves.
The aptly named CrapWrap ensures your gifts are given a truly personal touch, complete with enough clumsily applied brown duct tape to gag a hostage, ripped paper and no fancy frills.
The company recruited 20 of its male forklift truck drivers and warehouse employees to wrap presents as badly as possible.