Saturday Video Funnies: Should Sexual Prowess be Discussed on Senate Floor?

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Hot Air’s AllahPundit posted an absolutely delicious YouTube video on Friday that is guaranteed to lighten your Saturday.

As previously reported by NewsBusters, the Senate on Friday debated a Defense Appropriation bill. During the proceedings, Bill Nelson (D-Florida) made a statement about his military service that comically came across as if he was bragging about his sexual prowess.

What follows is a partial transcript of his faux pas (video available here):

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…uh, because there is such respect for our troops now. Uh, that was not necessarily the case all the time back then when I was in the military. Certainly, all the intercourse that I had as a military officer, uh, was the best. But that was not the case for a lot of our returning soldiers.

As Allah comically pointed out:

Hey, when it’s that good, sometimes you’ve just got to tell someone. Even on the Senate floor.

I whole-heartedly agree. Though possibly even better was Hot Air member infidel4life’s witty comment: “He musta missed the ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ memo.”

I guess so.

Yet, all kidding aside, this incident should only reinforce recent warnings by the Republican National Committee that 2008 candidates should always assume that everything they are saying is being recorded, and could end up on YouTube.

Granted, in this instance, Nelson’s remarks were captured by C-SPAN. However, without the assistance of some YouTuber, the Senator’s faux pas likely never would have been noticed.

In 2006, the shift in power in the Senate was caused by one foolish remark by George Allen captured on videotape and broadcast almost 24/7 by a media doing everything within their power to bring down Republicans.

With the technological precedent set, GOP candidates had better mind every word uttered in public, for it seems a metaphysical certitude that any recorded Republican gaffe will likely become headline news almost the minute it occurs.

—Noel Sheppard is the Associate Editor of NewsBusters.


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ns -- Mark Levin opened his F

ns -- Mark Levin opened his Friday July 13 show with this and about five minutes of Nelson rambling. It's HILARIOUS. I thought it was an SNL skit.

I drove through Intercourse, Florida (pop. 127) once. I was in and out so fast I never took in the sites.

Go to www.marklevinshow.com and you can either download or stream the mp3 with the added bonus on Mark's funny comments.

You gotta do it. For the sake of intercourse.

You've seen the spoof. Now see the spoof of the spoof on YouTube: The Clintpranos: Bada Bong

I drove through Intercourse

I drove through Intercourse, Florida (pop. 127) once. I was in and out so fast I never took in the sites.

Hahaha.

So fast I never knew whether

So fast I never knew whether I was coming or going. (Ouch sorry Ian)

You've seen the spoof. Now see the spoof of the spoof on YouTube: The Clintpranos: Bada Bong

boom-datta-boom-bang!"He

boom-datta-boom-bang!

"Hey, I just flew in from L.A. and boy are my arms tired."

Anyway, this is funny stuff but not nearly as funny as my fantacy of watching Sen. Vitter stand on the floor of the Senate and tell about how he lay on his back gettin his diaper changed and his bottom powdered while he called in his vote. 

Now THAT would be one for the archives.

Space

Space,

Now THAT'S a YouTube vid I'd like to see!  :-)    ns

Jack -1) the inadvertent sexu

Jack -

1) the inadvertent sexual connotations aside ... Perhaps Bill Nelson needs to see Ted Rall's latest creation ... and then stand there and claim today's troops are treated better than they were in his day.

2) continuing past the Bill Nelson sound bite, Mark Levin was [dead] on right about Brian Ross and ABC's loose lips with the intel about possible terrorist attacks.  Levin's weighing this against the asinine hub-bub over the non-leak Plame crap is excellent also.

It depends on what "intercourse" means

In fairness, it should be pointed out that he is correct in using the word "intercourse" as he did.  The American Heritage Dictionary which is incorporated into Yahoo lists the following definitions:

  1. Dealings or communications between persons or groups.
  2. Sexual intercourse.

However, most people never use the first definition.  In this age of "gotcha" politics, you don't have to be a genius to see what a verbal land mine this was.

Now that I've been fair, it's time to ROFL.

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

Okay, I'll be the first to ma

Okay, I'll be the first to make a motion that Noel PLEASE stop using the phrase "how delicious", actually, the word "delicious" entirely when referring to anything other than a taste on one's palette.

Really, it's getting a little worn, and the only people that I've ever known to use that phrase as he does are...well, nevermind.

You're makin' me hesitate to read your posts, Noel - I just KNOW the phrase will be in there.  You're a bright guy.  Expand your expressive repertoire.

John

John,

Actually, I see this as part of my distinct style. I'll be interested to see what others have to say on the subject, but aren't sure -- barring some groundswell supporting your disgust -- I'd consider altering this.

After all, I am certainly always interested in my content being acceptable to the majority of readers. However, the word "delicious" is part of my DNA. I talk this way, John.

Actually, people who know me say that my writing reads very much like my speech pattern. And, I must tell you that in 47 years, I haven't had anyone complain about me referring to something other than food as "delicious."   ns

Delicious, Dr. Frankenfurter.

Delicious, Dr. Frankenfurter.

Keep it...it's you.  And it amuses me.

B

B,

That's good enough for me, as I live to amuse.   :-)   ns

Disagree.  Don't change a th

Disagree.  Don't change a thing, Noel.

delicious!

delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious

Noel brings us delicious posts almost every day. Keep up the delicious work Mr. Sheppard.

Hey, Noel, you can probably m

Hey, Noel, you can probably mix it up with a yummy, or a scrumptious or a delectable ... You know, mix `em up from time to time ... Maybe even use them as a rating system for the titillation factor of the story ...Whatever, your call. Delicious works for me.

Drill

D,

You know what's funny is that I commonly use yummy and scrumptious as descriptives in my speech. Honest to God. I think I've used scumptious in some of my writing as well. Yummy might be a bit pedestrian, as it might come across a tad childish. 

After all, it's one thing for a 47-year-old man to say yummy --- but to write it?  :-)   ns

If the yum fits ...  Perhaps

If the yum fits ...  Perhaps yummy might coincide  with a Nancy Pelosi story?  Harry Reid?

Outnumbered, I see.  Well, a

Outnumbered, I see.  Well, at least I won't react like Katie Couric; a la "sputum".

<whheew!>  I was all s

<whheew!>  I was all set to duck ... LOL!

John

John,

Thank you. And, no slapping either!  :-)

However, this is too small a sample. Don't give up yet. Let's give this the rest of the weekend before one of us offers a concession speech.  :-)    ns

winning the Delly

I peer into my crystal ball, and I see an awards night, red carpet and a snapping paparazzi greeting the giants of the new media, for their once-a-year chance to win the award for the year's best blog post.... the Delly.

These days? Why not??? Mono

These days? Why not??? Monogamous politicians aren't exactly commonplace, after all...
JMR

Prowess

It's a daily circle jerk in the Senate anyway.

A couple of rulers and a stopwatch should keep these jokers busy for a while.  Course the Bureau of Weights and Measures has to provide traceability all the way back to King George's foot.

LYDSEXICS UNTIE!

immigration coward

One thing for sure: when it comes to standing up against amnesty and the immigration bill, Bill Nelson has no balls.

While having all that good in

While having all that good intercourse he seems to have gotten more than his share of pompass.