Should have read:

"A robust and portly Al Gore stands in front of the  Live Earth's seven point pledge; a pledge he knows he never has to live by because not one single MSM outlet will ever show his hypocracy where the environment is concerned.

Mr. Gore was overheard shouting "I like tater tots!" as he signed the pledge.

I would never have thought that was Al Gore.      .....djms

We're supposed to believe that the bands playing for Live Earth are all doing this from the goodness of their hearts.  In reality they wouldn't be there if there wasn't $$$ in it for them.

Just like other liberals, they don't mind being generous with other people's money.

This isn't costing them even one thin dime.  If they really believed this warming crap they'd be doing all of this at their own expense. 

I remember George Harrison's concert for the benefit of Bangladesh.  It had mega-musicians including George Harrison and Eric Clapton plus Ringo etc.  No one received a penny from that concert.  All, and that includes all, monies from ticket sales went to helping the starving in Bangladesh.  Everything in support of that concert was donated by someone inlcuding the venue, the recording, and the LPs (yes it was that long ago).

Who knows how much the starving in Bangladesh were actually helped but the point I'm making is that those musicians put their money where their mouths were!

These musicians are doing it for prestige and brownie points so they can say they helped to fight warming.

Let's see here, decades of activity by millions and millions of humans have created such a huge problem that it is warming the planet and wreaking havoc across Earth and all we have to do to fix it is change our light bulbs and have a huge concert?  How can we say no to that?

"Who wants to join me in tokin' with my son?  How about you, Bill?"

THE SEVEN GOREMENDMENTS HANDED DOWN FROM MT. ALARAT

1. I am the Gore thy God
2. Thou shalt have no other gods before me
3. Remember the Goreth and keep it holy
4. Honor thy Al and thy Tipper
5. Thou shalt not steal carbon offsets
6. Thou shalt not covet thy liberal neigbor's 20,000 square foot mansion, or his wife's ass
7. Thou shalt reduce thy air travel to allow thy lords and masters more space for yon private air jet devices

You've seen the spoof. Now see the spoof of the spoof on YouTube: The Clintpranos: Bada Bong

I think the Algoracle the Third needs to be making a '7-point promise', hmm, Daddy?

Anyone who says they support the troops but not the mission is a liar. 

ME sign it?!? This is for YOU to sign. I'll just buy a few more carbon offsets from myself -- tomorrow.

  Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

I intend to hang these 7 commandments in courthouses across the land. The ACLU be damned!

Gore:  "These giant squid ink markers really write well on this baby seal parchment.  What the hell does this thing say anyway? 

No Soup For You

"what the hell is that smell?  Oh, hi mrs. crowe.  Hey, I'll buy a few carbon credits so you can take a few more squares, please it's on me."

No Soup For You

Al Gore: I pledge allegiance to:

1. Global Warming
2. Democrats
3. Freedom Fighters
   (aka terrorists)
4. The ACLU
5. China
   (thanks for the campaign contributions)
6. The Internet
   (Al's invention, at least in his mind)
7. The Union Label Lullaby
   (most consider it a jingle, he claims mommy sang it as a lullaby...he was 28 years-old when it came out...ewwwww)

If conservatives are RIGHT, then liberals must be WRONG.
Thompson/Rice

"Here's just some random crap that I have no intention of ever committing to but you serfs out there will eat this up with a giant spoon and make me even richer. Oh by the way, anyone got bail for my kid?"

#8. Go home and finish raising your childre,!! idiot

Al originally had the sigh read, "7 point Pine-Sol."

His advisors re-wrote it to say "Pledge."

(Ugh. I know.)

Also, some people are saying that Al's son is all grown up, but wasn't he arrested the first time when he was like 20?  And then a few more times after that?  Seems like Al hasn't been being a good parent for a while now...perhaps the MSM should hammer that point home a little bit.

AL: "...and finally, pledge number seven, 'To practice what you preach and live an eco-friendly life without hypocrisy...' Wait, it says that? Hang on a second."

*Pulls out pen to cross out words on pledge*

"As I was saying, it's important we all commit to this Live Earth Six-Point Pledge..."

*****

"I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for a clown that gives a damn!" - Sticky the Clown

And . . . the seven points are:

• Demand that my country join an international treaty within the next two years that cuts global warming pollution by 90 percent in developed countries and by more than half worldwide in time for the next generation to inherit a healthy earth.
• Take personal action to help solve the climate crises by reducing my own C02 pollution as much as I can and offsetting the rest to become “carbon neutral”.
• Fight for a moratorium on the construction of any new generating facility that burns coal without the capacity to safely trap and store the C02.
• Work for a dramatic increase in the energy efficiency of my home, workplace, school, place of worship, and means of transportation.
• Fight for laws and policies that expand the use of renewable energy sources and reduce dependence on oil and coal.
• Plant new trees and to join with others in preserving and protecting forests.
• Buy from businesses and support leaders who share my commitment to solving the climate crises and building a sustainable, just and prosperous world for the 21st century.

Al: Do not drive your Prius over 100 mph.

um, here's the easy one...

"Do as I say! (Not as I do)"

Point # 7: I , the undersigned, do hereby pledge to "rock and roll"," party down", and "shake my groove thing" for an unspecified amount of time, up to and including the moment that the earth is safe from destruction.

Chicken Little: OK somebody else sign my pledge. I have to have more than one signature on it. Please......somebody? I give you some carbon credits.....anybody? Miss?

Lady walking away: Leave me alone you pervert!

 Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

"Well of course these 7 pledges don't apply to me or any of my rich liberal Hollywood friends...what a silly question."

Is it just me or does the shadow on the board look like a robot with its arm around a child?

Isn't this the same idiot that refused to sign on to the same kind of pledge when he testified before Congress?