Gutfeld has a wicked sense of humor, so I snipped a little excerpt below. You can catch "Red Eye w/Greg Gutfeld" at 2:00 a.m. EDT on the Fox News Channel:
Folks, I just spent three hours surfing the net and did I learn a lot! Did you know that most of the news we get is controlled by the Bu$hies? Let me enlighten you about today's so-called terrorist bombing attempt in London:
1. There is no proof that this was terrorism. With Blair gone, there IS no more terrorism in the UK. This was obviously just someone's car, probably belonging to a nail salesman, who kept a lot of samples in his car. He was on his way to a barbecue, of course, which explains the propane. And he needed the extra gas, too, because - hello! - he was driving a gas-guzzler (instead of a hybrid, which is really mean-spirited).
So in effect, this was some right-wing, global warming-enabling carpenter on his way to char little animals for his own gratification.
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Yeah, that's exactly what I w
June 29, 2007 - 18:15 ET by drillanwrYeah, that's exactly what I was hoping it was ... <phfeeewwww!>
Ken, I find no fault in your
June 29, 2007 - 18:18 ET by bassndudeKen, I find no fault in your reasoning here.:-) Think Im going to roast some big critters later next week.
Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!
london bomb attempt
June 29, 2007 - 18:21 ET by LionKingThis is just another attempt by Bush to deflect criticism off his involvment with Big Milk...stay tuned for more details.
Bush deflection
June 29, 2007 - 21:07 ET by billbSeems like an awful lot of comotion over a Bumper Sticker!
Zing!
June 30, 2007 - 00:38 ET by RiharGood one billb. That's bilb: 1 Silky Pony: 0
When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.
Oh you got it all wrong
June 29, 2007 - 18:31 ET by Lame CherryOh Mr. Shepherd you got it all wrong as I am certain this was according to PETA an attempt by animals to reclaim London as their swamp home with Alex Jones adding that the animals were all neocons dressed up in bear suits with Jeff Rense exclaiming the bear suits are part of a zionist conspiracy with Al Franken telling us the bears should all be assassinated by taking them to a Michael Moore United States clinic where Barbara Streisand is "talling us we ald need to be moor lak Frunch peeple" and Al Gore is on the radio telling us:
Al Gore predicted cars are more deadly than nuclear bombs and Al Gore is here to tell us that Al Gore even though he has cleared his schedule is not running for president but is Al Gore reporting that Al Gore was right on cars being more dangerous than nuclear bombs as these cars almost blew up.
That all makes perfect sense to liberals, progressives or nut cases as that is what they tell people every day and earn a heck of allot of money doing it.
*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS
Pesky critters should take
June 29, 2007 - 18:34 ET by Ken ShepherdPesky critters should take it up with the Roman Empire then, shouldn't they, given how old Londinium is. ;)
Londinium?Sounds like a new
June 29, 2007 - 23:04 ET by Dave RLondinium?
Sounds like a new element that has recently been discovered.
You are right, though, as Tony Blair's being replaced by Gordon Brown surely means that the Islamo-fascists are now going to just behave as benign, loyal and model British subjects, and London (soon to be known as Londonistan) will go on forever as the center of the truly civilized world.
Yeah, right.
Help Fred Thompson defeat the RINOs along with the Hitllary/Obama axis & win the White House in '08.
Gordon Brown has already said
June 29, 2007 - 23:26 ET by M J BGordon Brown has already said that he will combat terrorism much more than Blair!! You should read a little more.
M J B,It's pretty much too la
June 29, 2007 - 23:43 ET by Dave RM J B,
It's pretty much too late for the once Great & Mighty British Empire. They are essentially burnt toast, as Tony Blair's ten years of liberal immigration policies have screwed the UK in just about about every direction possible.
Unless the new residents of No. 10 Downing Street take drastic action, and damned soon, the subjects of the British Isles will be living under an Islamic Caliphate before I leave this earth.
I'm 43 as of last March.
BTW-I'll believe Gordon is as committed as Blair was to wiping out the Islamo-fascists (and he wasn't really all that committed) when I see it, as I never buy what is said by politicians. So far, I ain't impressed, as surrendering in Iraq would bring about attacks on the UK that will make what happened yesterday look like child's-play.
Help Fred Thompson defeat the RINOs along with the Hitllary/Obama axis & win the White House in '08.
Dave -- Brown (like Blair)
June 30, 2007 - 08:25 ET by Jack BauerDave -- Brown (like Blair) is a SOCIALIST!!
Brown (like Blair) has never had a real job in his life. Nada -- not even a McJob as a student.
Private school to university to Labour Party functionary to opposition MP to shadow cabinet position to Cabinet position to Prime Minister. That's it.
Not one thing on his resume that has any relationship with what working stiffs have to do every day.
So Brown, Blair & GW Bush
June 30, 2007 - 20:06 ET by M J BSo Brown, Blair & GW Bush have lots in common?
How?
July 2, 2007 - 07:05 ET by UnsaneIn what way?
Bush has indeed had meaningful work...ever heard of the Texas Rangers? That's a baseball team based out of Arlington, TX. Baseball is...forget it. Anyways, our baseball teams have owners, and for a time, George W. Bush owned them.
I disagree with Bush on quite a few things (especially lately), but he isn't even as Socialist as his European counterparts.
It isn't so fun getting your silly posts shot all to Hell, is it?
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Gordon Brown has already sa
June 30, 2007 - 05:45 ET by Jack BauerMy God, he actually SAID IT. Ah well that changes everything! It must be true then because he....said....it!
I heel so much better now. Thanks.
Though I am a little concerned as to the socialist Gordon Brown's mental capacity.
Thus losing the UK Treasury BILLIONS. What a guy.
Asterix and Obelix
June 30, 2007 - 00:41 ET by RiharYes Lundinium. Didn't you ever read "Asterix the Gaul" as a kid? That's where I got all my ancient Roman history.
When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.
What is really sad about all
June 29, 2007 - 18:36 ET by bigtimerWhat is really sad about all of this...is the leftist media go out of their way to make sure and tell us as soon as they can, that none of these kind of events when they happen are TERRORIST RELATED.
We all in the real world are evidently going to have to wait until we have another horrendous loss of life here....
Unfortunately.
The leftists in the press and msm are going to have no one to blame... try as the may... but to look in the mirror if they are alive that is...and hook arms with the politico's they are so trying to make sure takes power again in this country...and blame their own reflection.
(I know they will never do that btw...they will be pointing fingers at anyone but their own ilk)
The good ol' Enemy Within....agenda, agenda....agenda.... and all that jazz.
Okay, after reading the liber
June 29, 2007 - 18:37 ET by drillanwrOkay, after reading the liberal posts to the article on HuffyPoop I can now see liberals are all experts on everything explosive, but terrorists are not.
Hell, any idiot kid experimenting with drugs/alcohol and household cleaning fluids can make something explode:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7Z818lnTK0&mode=related&search=
So, all those doubtful posters over at HuffyPoop would, without reservation, sit in one of those two cars in England?
I wouldn't be surprised if wa
June 29, 2007 - 18:39 ET by Prester JohnI wouldn't be surprised if was some radical Anglican Church group. Oh wait, there aren't any Anglicans left in the UK.
Maybe it was the Amish.
Liberals don't want to demora
June 29, 2007 - 18:52 ET by AntiMediaLiberals don't want to demoralize the terrorist.
I like Gutfeld and find him s
June 29, 2007 - 19:39 ET by Chris NormanI like Gutfeld and find him sharp and funny (I like his McLaughlin-style introductions). I just wish Red Eye was better. I'm not certain the panel is up to the job - some are and some aren't. It's a little uneven.
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
Anyone think it might be a n
June 29, 2007 - 19:46 ET by tracheostomyAnyone think it might be a new manifestation of the IRA?
Just wondering.
-PJ
"Trake: Your lofty convictions are another blemish on the rump of congregational sectarianism." -Tumbler 5/15/07
Rosie O`Donnell - "Every
June 29, 2007 - 19:51 ET by chessplayerRosie O`Donnell - "Everyone knows it`s impossible for propane tanks to explode!"
This is what I imagine wou
June 29, 2007 - 21:30 ET by happyuscitizenThis is what I imagine would be breaking news from the mind of Rosie O'Donnell:
' I would hypothesise not only terrorists, who are mothers and fathers as well, are not the only ones who drive Mercedes! I knows the Bush family has owned at least one, so have the Cheney's and that damn Donald Trump! Now who are the terrorists? Hmmm interestin.'
Yeah Rosie keep on with that bloggin at least we know where you are for the safety of our nation. Oh hey isn't it time for your kids Hezbollah day camp?
"I'm just a big fat hairy American Winning Machine!" - Ricky Bobby
Well said. At this time ,in I
June 29, 2007 - 20:42 ET by M J BWell said. At this time ,in Iraq, ALL oppostion to the USA & the UK is considered to be Al Queda! What narrow minded garbage.
Whilst the Mercedes gasoline loaded cars "could" be Al Queda ; it still has to be proven just as the WMD debacle was not!!
M J B Says: Whilst the Mer
June 30, 2007 - 07:29 ET by DontFeedTheTrollsM J B Says: Whilst the Mercedes gasoline loaded cars "could" be Al Queda ; it still has to be proven
So does this mean your comments have to be proven also?
Oops, they are proven wrong . . . again.
D
I don't support our liberals or their mission.
the WMD debacle was notThe ma
June 30, 2007 - 16:31 ET by dahliatraversthe WMD debacle was not
The many thousands of Kurds and Iranians killed and maimed by Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction would be interested to learn that he did not possess weapons of mass destruction.
IRA?
June 29, 2007 - 21:00 ET by Two Strings LeftPresumably you mean the Islamic Revolutionary Army?
Yeah AL-IRA-QAEDA that's it
June 29, 2007 - 21:22 ET by happyuscitizenYeah AL-IRA-QAEDA that's it! ;-)! Yeah them boys are all the rage, they run out of a chippie in 'Derry!
Until proven otherwise I will lick my finger, aka my Terror Detector 5000, and point it to the breeze for analysis and the patented Terror Detector 5000 will surmise that those responsible are........(drum roll puhlease!!!)
Osama, Ayman, and the other merry practictioners of the "religion of peace".
Shocking, I always seem to get that reading!
"I'm just a big fat hairy American Winning Machine!" - Ricky Bobby
Be VERY VERY afraid.. Alert c
June 29, 2007 - 22:13 ET by M J BBe VERY VERY afraid.. Alert code "CRIMSON" Red.
Remember Tora Bora, Remember the WMD vault under Sadams palace! Be VERY afraid.
MJB: Remember 9-11!Oh, wait.
June 30, 2007 - 10:14 ET by Mica the MagnificentMJB: Remember 9-11!
Oh, wait. I forgot. File that one under 'conspiracy.'
I ate more animals in 6 months than Bob Barker saved in 30 years. - - Rosie
Remember Glasgow...."The
June 30, 2007 - 13:07 ET by danboRemember Glasgow....
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.” H.L. Mencken
Stupidity reigns supreme, for some
July 2, 2007 - 07:07 ET by UnsaneHey, since there are no WMDs in Iraq, I guess I can just tell my troops not to take chem gear with them when they go there then, right?
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Actually, early reports indic
June 29, 2007 - 23:25 ET by dahliatraversActually, early reports indicated that the composition of the two car bombs were much more similar to those of the IRA than those of al Qaeda. However, it was also noted that IRA bombs were preceeded by a telephone call half an hour prior. Such a call was not received in this case.
At the risk of saying the obvious, anyone who sets out a car bomb is evil. Seriously evil trash.
Thanks Dahlia, I simply didn'
June 30, 2007 - 04:09 ET by tracheostomyThanks Dahlia, I simply didn't want any particular group overlooked in the investigation.
-PJ
"Trake: Your lofty convictions are another blemish on the rump of congregational sectarianism." -Tumbler 5/15/07
Looks like it may have been A
June 30, 2007 - 04:26 ET by tracheostomyLooks like it may have been Al Qaeda after all. . .
FOX NEWS: The incident also appeared to be foreshadowed by a posting on an Internet forum used by terrorists, saying: “Today I say: Rejoice, by Allah. London will be bombed."
-PJ
"Trake: Your lofty convictions are another blemish on the rump of congregational sectarianism." -Tumbler 5/15/07
Manifestation of the IRA!
June 30, 2007 - 20:10 ET by M J BManifestation of the IRA! Not a chance these yo yo's were far too amateur.
The Brits are so worried that the Daily Mail newspaper gave the incident no more coverage than the Spice Girls reunion!!
CRIMSON Alert; the wanabee's are coming..
The mockery of busted terror
June 29, 2007 - 21:23 ET by Gat New YorkThe mockery of busted terror attempts is epidemic and deplorable.
This was posted with comments on this socialist Eurotribune website. One has to wonder if these very brave souls would have so much sinicism if they or their family was in the line of fire?
http://www.eurotrib.com/story/2007/6/29/53910/7841
And even better was this post by Larry Johnson who is a so-called anti-terrorist expert who rushes to judgment even before all the facts are known to make his political point:
http://noquarter.typepad.com/my_weblog/2007/06/london-bomb--wh.html
One has to wonder if this bomb did detonate if this putz would have made the same asinine wise cracks to the families of the dead victims?
For your information ; the Eu
June 29, 2007 - 22:16 ET by M J BFor your information ; the European Community have lived under the threat of terrorism for about fourty years; yet life goes on! In retrospect ; the rest of the world have lived under the threat of terrorism for fourty years! why are you so special?
}}----> I'm Special
June 29, 2007 - 22:20 ET by Cool ArrowI'm special because I'm an American. I'd like to keep it that way. What I can't stand is all the Silly Americans who think just because Europe has capitulated, we should too.
MJB Sounds like reason number
June 29, 2007 - 22:29 ET by botgMJB
Sounds like reason number 27 of the 100 reasons not to follow the leftist political/social policies of Europe
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
I think your President lossed
June 29, 2007 - 23:30 ET by M J BI think your President lossed on all your tests? Time for a replacement perhaps? The "Borders" one still has me laughing!!
Looks like a 50/50 split to m
June 29, 2007 - 23:35 ET by Roger the ShrubberLooks like a 50/50 split to me.
Sure, it is not palatable, but if Kerry were in office, it would be 0-for-4, so I have to accept those small victories.
Sucks to be you, though.
I think your PresidentActua
June 30, 2007 - 05:51 ET by Jack BauerActually President Bush is the President of the United States, and is therefore the president for all Americans, not simply those who voted for him.
You know, like President Clinton was also the president of all Americans too. That's just the way the constitution works.
M J B "lossed"?
June 30, 2007 - 10:27 ET by botgWhat is "lossed"?
I'd say 2-2. So you show yourself to be foolish on that point and you completely avoided the post.
Makes you 0 for 2 (0 for 3 if you count the make believe words)
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
MJBEverything you have just s
June 30, 2007 - 22:14 ET by drillanwrMJB
Everything you have just said is complete incoherent nonsense, and we are all dumber for having read it.
The European Union would much
June 30, 2007 - 06:04 ET by UnsaneThe European Union would much rather nanny its citizenry than protect them from legitimate threats...but then, why SHOULD they protect their citizenry from legitimate threats when they can always cry to the United States?
Why are we so special? Maybe because we saved Europe three times in the past 100 years, and you might want to be more respectful if you expect a fourth bailout...
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Is that why the Spanish ran l
June 30, 2007 - 06:57 ET by Gat New YorkIs that why the Spanish ran like hell out of Iraq immediately after the Madrid bombing? Is that why the French were up to their eyes in bribes with Saddams' Oil for Food scam? Is that why the EU is deathly afraid of actually confronting the nuclear threat of Iran?
When it becomes one of your loved ones who end up killed then let's see if you sound off as tough as you are now? Just like those morons on those lefty blogs.
Re Oil for food; Try Haliburt
June 30, 2007 - 20:19 ET by M J BRe Oil for food; Try Haliburton for starters. Do you really think that the USA was NOT complicit in that sordid afair which accounted for less than 5% of the oil?
The USA & the UK had more foreign shell companies dealing in oil for food than you can shake a stck at.
France was,at the time, worried about the ammount of foreign companies (read USA) that had set up (at arms length) companies to deal in Iraqi oil.
Fox is not the only news!
That has to rank as one of th
June 30, 2007 - 20:42 ET by Gat New YorkThat has to rank as one of the most ignorant comments on this blog to date.
Either you must have been fast asleep or you just read the DailyKos.
France and Russia were up to their feckless eyes in this scandal.
http://72.14.205.104/search?q=cache:sRHjlQIeppgJ:www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml%3Fxml%3D/opinion/2004/10/10/do1001.xml%26sSheet%3D/opinion/2004/10/10/ixop.html+oil+for+food+scandal,+france&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=7&gl=us
Regarding Halliburton, their dealing with the oil-for-food scandal was investigated by Congress and were found to be within legal limits of the Oil-for-Food program. Rather than read these nut job conspiracy blogs, read the Congressional Record.
Only one U.S. citizen was indicted as a result of this program. France and Russia were found to be the primary culprits and Kofi and his family got off without any damage inspite of their personal corrupt hands in this.
Next time get your facts right commie.
Kofi and his family should be
June 30, 2007 - 21:13 ET by dahliatraversKofi and his family should be doing a long spell in Sing Sing. What they did was disgraceful.
The two countries most heavil
July 2, 2007 - 07:10 ET by UnsaneThe two countries most heavily involved in Iraq during Saddam's reign? Why, France, and Russia/USSR.
I realize that you are an ingrate that passionately hates the United States, but could you at least TRY to be somewhat objective?
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The latest from this idiot.by
June 30, 2007 - 13:18 ET by danboThe latest from this idiot.
Source
There are some people for whom I have to question the lost of American or British GI's lives.
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.” H.L. Mencken
Larry Johnson is a sick and v
June 30, 2007 - 16:33 ET by Gat New YorkLarry Johnson is a sick and very twisted person. The fact that he can have a security company that is supposed to specialize in anti-terrorism has got to be a joke. Since 1996 he has been saying that terrorism is on the decline - even up to and just before 9/11. How can any company ever consider hiring such a deviant and his company? In fact this is a man whose loyalty to the United States needs to be questioned.
Here's Larry's infamous NY Ti
June 30, 2007 - 17:58 ET by Del DolemonteHere's Larry's infamous NY Times opinion piece, written just 2 months before 9/11.
http://www.nytimes.com/2001/07/10/opinion/10JOHN.html?ex=1183348800&en=5c29b6e08882c8aa&ei=5070
Incredible.This was Johnson
June 30, 2007 - 20:47 ET by Gat New YorkIncredible.
This was Johnson’s post today about Glasgow:
http://noquarter.typepad.com/my_weblog/2007/06/run-for-your-li.html
One has to ask this worthless ass if somehow this killed even one person and that person was his relative, would he be using the same sick wisecracks?
Even sicker is his bio:
http://www.berg-associates.com/larryc.htm
There was actually a sensible
July 1, 2007 - 09:46 ET by Gat New YorkThere was actually a sensible post on DailyKos about Larry Johnson:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/7/1/2257/86064
. . . . but no sooner is it posted than there are a litany of comments in support of Johnson. Maybe these brave souls should stand in front of one of these attack cars and see just how harmless it all is.
These guys are very tough talking as long as someone else is defending their freedoms for them.
Not taking terrorism seriously...
June 29, 2007 - 22:11 ET by danybhoyIn today's world, there will be always who will never take terrorism seriously. Think about it, we have enemies, & despite what the lefties & progressives (progressive=entry level marxist) they want to kill Americans & our friends. This also has nothing to do Bush, they hated us long before he was sober, let alone President. The fatal flaw in the thought process amonst the left is that those things they see as the biggest threats to America & the west are things that don't fight back. They can't threaten to do harm, like global warming, or verbally attacking Bush himself, he won't kill them. Global warming won't either, but they refuse to publically denounse radical islamic jihadis & the imans who fuel the fire. It's too easy to go after what won't fight back. So Gutfeld is right.
As an aside, I love Red Eye, I record it in case I miss it. I love the insane way the show covers the news, whether or not it's important. Also, I do miss Rachel Marsden, although I do know she has a checkered past. Maybe it's better for everyone involved shes gone. Bill is nuts, & Levy is very good. They only strange thing is Greg's obsession with unicorns. I must admit though, he draws them very well.
"A goverment big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away" Barry Goldwater
Where is Gutfeld's links to
June 30, 2007 - 05:10 ET by sanskritgWhere is Gutfeld's links to postings or thoughts implying what he is sarcastically noting?
WHO supposedly said or thought those things?
I have no idea what your po
June 30, 2007 - 05:34 ET by Jack BauerI have no idea what your point is, but it sounds remarkably boring and "pointless."