Bill: Lessee -- I serve two terms, then we get Hillary elected for two more. But everybody hates her -- so we'll need extra spin in the press. I know! We'll plant somebody on a national network to make sure the news is spun her way. Now who can we use....
George (bouncing up and down on toes): Ahem... AHEM...AAHHHHEM.
"Don't worry, Mister President, as long as we have the media in our pocket we're fine. We'll just have them make up some fake polls showing your job approval actually going UP, and all will be well!"
Clintoon: So, you really think that we can just take everything that isn't nailed down at the White House when we leave and get away with it?
Georgie: Hell, yes. Mr. President! You got away with Whitewater, Travelgate, that Lewinsky slut, those pardons, why not the silveware? You know the Amercian people are such dweebs. Even if you get caught, they'll still worship the ground you walk on. Heck, I bet, someday, they'll even make me an anchor of a major news network.
Clintoon: Yeah, Georgie, just as soon as you start wearing long pants and are able to shave like the rest of us grownups . . .
Clintoon: By the way, tell that @#$!@ Clark a**hole to stop perstering me about that character Bin Laden or I'll fire his a**!
"George, I'm tellin' ya... I always thought it was called the oral office. Yeah, I see it now, "oval" makes sense, but nobody's gonna buy that, are they?"
So where does George Steffie go after the King of Sleaze Animal House service? He gets a big media job as a liberal spin-filter-repub basher on a national network... and Chrissy Mat? He was with Tipcrook superlib O'Neal... and where does he go? He gets a big media job as a liberal spin-filter-repub basher on a national network... see a pattern here? What if Fox News did that (after Nixon, say, as a "for instance")... reactions would be?
Why anyone ever watches the biased libmedia networks is beyond me. What can you possibly learn? Don't you always wonder what they left out on purpose?
If the left wants the fairness doctrine, I say put Karl Rove in Screwball's seat. It would get him out of the administration, right? Seems they should like that. Doesn't matter either, since he is also lame duck now. Move over Matthews, pack your boxes, Rove coming through!
Clinton mops the sweat off of his brow with lackey Stephanopoulos's tie after hours in the oval office on this collectible april fools day time magazine cover.
Who could imagine that they'll still be whining about Whitewater 13 years later...maybe we can still divert attention away from all the corruption in our government since the Royal Bushies took over the monarchy.
watergate is nothing compared to what the most corrupt administration in history has done!
A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons
This site never fails to crack me up. The scary thing is there are still brainwashed repubs who would vote for Bush again!
I think it is very appropriate that Stephanie's head is covering the TI leaving only the ME showing. This was the main problem with the Clinton reign. It was all about Clinton.. ME, ME, ME... Everything else was secondary.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Clinton: "George, I know we promised Cheryl, but it's gonna take a heck of a lot more than one sheet to clean up this mess."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Clinton: "We've gotta get somebody to deflect attention from this mess, schedule a meeting with Ron Brown."
George: "Uh, he's dead Mr. President."
Clinton: "Dead? Well, send in Vince. Vince will straighten this out."
George: "Dead too."
Clinton: "Foster's dead? Get me McDougal."
George: "Dead"
Clinton: "Is there anyone in this administration who's not dead yet? Send in that worthless Vice President of mine."
George: "Uh..."
Clinton: "Now cut it out. I know Al's not dead. At least not yet."
George: "Brain dead, Mr. President."
Clinton: "Oh, my aching noggin.. I need a Lewinski."
Monica (voice from under desk): "Fire at will, Mr. President."
Helen Thomas (2nd voice from under desk): "Best president ever... my turn Monica."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
I just don't understand it, George. I thought teaching our children a new method of brushing teeth was a good way to kick start Hillary's health care plan.
BILLIE: If Johnny Carson can read the future, I can to, and I don't need any darn silly turban. Steph, I see a future for you in broad-casting (no, not the kind of broads I cast), and by the time you are There, the next generation will forget what a good go-boy you were for me and the Hill.
STEPH: Don't worry, Billie. When I get old enough to shave, I'll get points shaved off your unworthy opponents.
Editor at Large
Comments Policy
Holy crap, George, Hillary's
June 23, 2007 - 17:29 ET by Roger the ShrubberHoly crap, George, Hillary's thighs are gi-normous.
Caption
June 23, 2007 - 17:45 ET by Cool ArrowDamn, George! Janet Reno? You're sure? By the way, what were you doing in the West Wing?
Caption entry
June 23, 2007 - 17:48 ET by nkviking75The last issue of Time to suggest that any liberal even thought about doing something untoward.
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.
Deep S**t. "The tree
June 23, 2007 - 17:48 ET by Mean Gene Dr. LoveDeep S**t.
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." --Thomas Jefferson
Damnit, George! I think I jus
June 23, 2007 - 17:58 ET by NewsbusterbrownClinton: Damnit, George! I think I just Crazy Glued my hand to my head.
Stephanopolous: What a dweeb...
}}----> Caption
June 23, 2007 - 18:01 ET by Cool ArrowOval Office seance. "I wish to speak to the spirit of Vince Foster"
Bill: Lessee -- I serve tw
June 23, 2007 - 18:08 ET by dervishBill: Lessee -- I serve two terms, then we get Hillary elected for two more. But everybody hates her -- so we'll need extra spin in the press. I know! We'll plant somebody on a national network to make sure the news is spun her way. Now who can we use....
George (bouncing up and down on toes): Ahem... AHEM...AAHHHHEM.
"Don't worry, Mister Pre
June 23, 2007 - 18:15 ET by Del Dolemonte"Don't worry, Mister President, as long as we have the media in our pocket we're fine. We'll just have them make up some fake polls showing your job approval actually going UP, and all will be well!"
}}----> Caption
June 23, 2007 - 18:21 ET by Cool ArrowOk George, so she's a little on the chubby side, so why are you still staring at her?
Don't you think you should
June 23, 2007 - 18:22 ET by dervishDon't you think you should wipe that off her dress, sir?
Clintoon: So, you really th
June 23, 2007 - 18:25 ET by jdhawkClintoon: So, you really think that we can just take everything that isn't nailed down at the White House when we leave and get away with it?
Georgie: Hell, yes. Mr. President! You got away with Whitewater, Travelgate, that Lewinsky slut, those pardons, why not the silveware? You know the Amercian people are such dweebs. Even if you get caught, they'll still worship the ground you walk on. Heck, I bet, someday, they'll even make me an anchor of a major news network.
Clintoon: Yeah, Georgie, just as soon as you start wearing long pants and are able to shave like the rest of us grownups . . .
Clintoon: By the way, tell that @#$!@ Clark a**hole to stop perstering me about that character Bin Laden or I'll fire his a**!
Ah Sh*t, got caught again!!
June 23, 2007 - 18:31 ET by BEGRUNTAh Sh*t, got caught again!!
caption: viagra
June 23, 2007 - 18:51 ET by Pragmatic-Man"Dang, George, look at that... two viagra and still nothing showing!"
caption: oral office
June 23, 2007 - 18:54 ET by Pragmatic-Man"George, I'm tellin' ya... I always thought it was called the oral office. Yeah, I see it now, "oval" makes sense, but nobody's gonna buy that, are they?"
Bill's Dilemma
June 23, 2007 - 18:55 ET by LionKing"George, are sure that tonight I am supposed to sleep with Hillary?"
And Steffie?
June 23, 2007 - 19:04 ET by reelman46So where does George Steffie go after the King of Sleaze Animal House service? He gets a big media job as a liberal spin-filter-repub basher on a national network... and Chrissy Mat? He was with Tipcrook superlib O'Neal... and where does he go? He gets a big media job as a liberal spin-filter-repub basher on a national network... see a pattern here? What if Fox News did that (after Nixon, say, as a "for instance")... reactions would be?
Why anyone ever watches the biased libmedia networks is beyond me. What can you possibly learn? Don't you always wonder what they left out on purpose?
Doug Schexnayder, Ph.D.
(theconservativecrawfish)
Rove to take Chrissy's slot?
June 23, 2007 - 19:54 ET by Pragmatic-ManIf the left wants the fairness doctrine, I say put Karl Rove in Screwball's seat. It would get him out of the administration, right? Seems they should like that. Doesn't matter either, since he is also lame duck now. Move over Matthews, pack your boxes, Rove coming through!
Bill and Monica...smokin'
June 23, 2007 - 18:57 ET by LionKing"George, I told you Monica liked puffin' on more than just cigars!"
'Head-On'...Apply Directly to
June 23, 2007 - 19:01 ET by bigtimer'Head-On'...Apply Directly to the Forehead....'Head On'...Apply directly to the Forehead....
George! You did not read the directions thoroughly...it said Forehead .....
Clinton mops the sweat off of
June 23, 2007 - 19:54 ET by muh-oonClinton mops the sweat off of his brow with lackey Stephanopoulos's tie after hours in the oval office on this collectible april fools day time magazine cover.
I am thinking George, let see
June 23, 2007 - 19:58 ET by general companyI am thinking George, let see now what did I do with the Football (Presidential Nuke case)
Who could imagine that they'l
June 23, 2007 - 20:16 ET byWho could imagine that they'll still be whining about Whitewater 13 years later...maybe we can still divert attention away from all the corruption in our government since the Royal Bushies took over the monarchy.
watergate is nothing compared to what the most corrupt administration in history has done!
A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons
This site never fails to crack me up. The scary thing is there are still brainwashed repubs who would vote for Bush again!
Jeb Bushy for 2012!
Derka Derka!
June 23, 2007 - 20:22 ET by Roger the ShrubberDerka Derka!
captionfest
June 23, 2007 - 20:21 ET by SportPoliticsBlythe: " George, when they used to say All the President's Men, didn't they have more than just one in mind ?"
Stephy: " Yes sir, but I was the only unjailed mouse who would agree to pose with you...here."
"I promised Hillary if s
June 23, 2007 - 20:46 ET by dahliatravers"I promised Hillary if she kept her mouth shut, we'd help her get into the White House."
I think it is very appropri
June 23, 2007 - 20:58 ET by JerryI think it is very appropriate that Stephanie's head is covering the TI leaving only the ME showing. This was the main problem with the Clinton reign. It was all about Clinton.. ME, ME, ME... Everything else was secondary.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
That's very good.
June 23, 2007 - 21:09 ET by dahliatraversThat's very good.
Clinton: "George, I
June 23, 2007 - 21:10 ET by JerryClinton: "George, I know we promised Cheryl, but it's gonna take a heck of a lot more than one sheet to clean up this mess."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Bill Clinton realizes that
June 23, 2007 - 21:20 ET by Free StinkerBill Clinton realizes that it was actually George Stephanopoulos under the Desk, not Monica.
ROFLMAO!!!This one gets my
June 24, 2007 - 15:45 ET by leeproROFLMAO!!!
This one gets my vote!
Clinton: "We've gotta
June 23, 2007 - 21:21 ET by JerryClinton: "We've gotta get somebody to deflect attention from this mess, schedule a meeting with Ron Brown."
George: "Uh, he's dead Mr. President."
Clinton: "Dead? Well, send in Vince. Vince will straighten this out."
George: "Dead too."
Clinton: "Foster's dead? Get me McDougal."
George: "Dead"
Clinton: "Is there anyone in this administration who's not dead yet? Send in that worthless Vice President of mine."
George: "Uh..."
Clinton: "Now cut it out. I know Al's not dead. At least not yet."
George: "Brain dead, Mr. President."
Clinton: "Oh, my aching noggin.. I need a Lewinski."
Monica (voice from under desk): "Fire at will, Mr. President."
Helen Thomas (2nd voice from under desk): "Best president ever... my turn Monica."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
}}----> Outrageous Jerry
June 23, 2007 - 21:25 ET by Cool ArrowYou get my vote for Grand Prize.
the winner is...
June 23, 2007 - 23:05 ET by Pragmatic-ManYep, this one wins. No doubt. It might even be good enough for a Tony Award.
Priceless!
June 24, 2007 - 07:25 ET by goldenthroatHey Jerry,
Ever thought about applying for a job as a writer for FNC's "1/2 Hour News Hour"? This is great stuff!
Help control the game show host population by having Bob Barker spayed or neutered.
Steffffyy!! Did you s
June 23, 2007 - 22:03 ET by upcountrywaterSteffffyy!!
Did you see Me on the cover of, NATIONAL REVIEW!! Me in that get up, serving COFFEE! h/t Roman Genn!
NBers how about finding that National Review cover photo!! Good luck the race is on
LMAO
"George, man. You're b
June 23, 2007 - 23:44 ET by mattm"George, man. You're bringin' me down. Why don't you go work for ABC as an objective journalist? I think you could spin things better from there..."
I need an intern...get me t
June 24, 2007 - 07:51 ET by charlietexasI need an intern...get me that fat stupid girl I saw the other day. She showed me her panties. thanks Gerorgie
Cheney: Hello, Newsbuster's S
June 24, 2007 - 11:48 ET by ding7777Cheney: Hello, Newsbuster's Staff? Rehash Whitewater, until my non-compliance an EO blows over, ok?
Hello Dolly!
June 24, 2007 - 11:50 ET by Free StinkerHello Dolly!
Ahhh. This is a good microcos
June 24, 2007 - 15:31 ET by Roger the ShrubberAhhh. This is a good microcosm of all that is Ding: a combination of not funny and not making sense.
not making senseWhew! Glad
June 24, 2007 - 17:54 ET by dahliatraversnot making sense
Whew! Glad I'm not the only one who didn't get it.
George singing---
June 24, 2007 - 11:54 ET by misterbillGeorge singing---
Tiii-iii-iime's on my mind, yes it is
Tiii-iii-iimes on my mind, yes it is!
George and Willy
June 24, 2007 - 14:09 ET by Captain RepusI just don't understand it, George. I thought teaching our children a new method of brushing teeth was a good way to kick start Hillary's health care plan.
BILLIE AND STEPH
June 24, 2007 - 15:55 ET by judahisBILLIE: Darn, Steph, why did I have to be the first to get the Mark? Are my 666 Conquests some record or something?
Steph: Just don't go bald on us Billie or the jig will be up.
judahbenheard
Not a Democrap or a lip-brawl, mostly a conserve-a-tiff. Famous words of elderly from movie "Moonstruck: "Somebody tell a joke" .
BILLIE AND STEPH
June 24, 2007 - 16:04 ET by judahisBILLIE: If Johnny Carson can read the future, I can to, and I don't need any darn silly turban. Steph, I see a future for you in broad-casting (no, not the kind of broads I cast), and by the time you are There, the next generation will forget what a good go-boy you were for me and the Hill.
STEPH: Don't worry, Billie. When I get old enough to shave, I'll get points shaved off your unworthy opponents.
judahbenheard
Not a Democrap or a lip-brawl, mostly a conserve-a-tiff. Famous words of elderly from movie "Moonstruck: "Somebody tell a joke" .