Workers begin to dismantle the clock above the New York Times building as the newspaper begins to move to a newly built structure after occupying the current one for around 100 years, in New York June 13, 2007.
Times reporter Jayson Blair begins anew his climb to the top of the journalism world...as Jeff Gannon stands below admiring his perfectly sculpted posterior.
"Still angered over the way the New York Times took his property via eminent domain, the former owner of the property upon which the Times has built its new fortress against truth takes matters into his own hands and steals the clock from the old Times building. The clock showed up on eBay that afternoon."
If you're not outraged at the media, you haven't been paying attention.
After forced electro-shock treatment, sensitivity lessons and hanging out with Move-on. org members, the last surviving conservative in New York City is also forced to touch the Times sign in a symbolic ritual ending his re-education.
Recently re-inistated CIA operative, Valerie Plame, shown, incognito, is now assisting the Bush Administration in its continual search for the missing WMDs.
After ripping out all of her hair in an attempt to get out of jail, Paris Hilton is given a sentence of community service. First job: clean the pigeon poop off the NY Times Building.
"An FBI weapons specialist dismantles a nuclear bomb that had been placed in the New York Times building by terrorists. The bomb was deactivated just minutes before it was timed to detonate. The death of millions of New Yorkers was narrowly avoided."
The TIME clock is moving and a new Rosie-o-meter is going in to count how many of her thoughts she can actually back up with facts. Prediction - count will remain at zero for a long, long time.
------------------------------------------------------------- Take it easy! We're not making a western here. ~ Uncle Junior
The NY Times continues their clandestine plan of liberal world domination by implanting subliminal liberalizing devices in their clock outside their headquarters on Friday.
Somewhere in Katie Couric's grey madder (yes I know it is matter, but get the satire that liberals are all mad as in angry and mad as insane.), there should be a lesson in the Times comments on this page.
No one likes the old grey lady of New York. Now ask yourself why Katie? It is because newspapers have 2 purposes and that is to provide factual information without bias and to line bird pens.
The Times perky Katie is doing what you do. It can't report a story like President Bush takes a trip, but has to report, "The President while people are dying in Iraq stayed at his luxury hotel".
That ticks people off. So perhaps both old grey ladies of New York can learn something. Know that your product is only good if it is information on the story and know that sooner than later birds will be pooping on your story, so it is not the Sermon the Mount in importance.
When they moved into the building they're now leaving, the NYT was actually a respectable paper. Then they gave Stalin a pass, ignored the Holocaust, and later on suddenly decided that the bad guys from the Middle East, whom they had called "terrorists" on their Page 1 for many years, didn't deserve such a "nasty" name.
Communist superhero, the Red Skull, turns the hammer and sickle (cleverly concealed as the "T" in Times) counterclockwise, opening the secret entrance to his World Propaganda Command Center.
NY Times is forced out by eminant domain since they no longer show a profit. A Starbucks will be installed shortly which will provide much more tax revenue for the city of NY. Now that would be poetic justice.
The man with an experience is not at the mercy of a man with an argument.
The NY Times editor frantically removes the last vestige of accurate reporting that the Old Gray Lady produces. According to the editor, "Once this clock is removed, there will not be any valid or true information that can be directly attributable to our organization".
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
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Finally o-k'd by his union co
June 15, 2007 - 13:07 ET by Mica the MagnificentFinally o-k'd by his union contract, a worker removes the number "1" from the Times sign that has been stuck in there since the hurricane of 1936.
"Saddened that no illeg
June 15, 2007 - 13:13 ET by Hero Squad"Saddened that no illegals were available to perform this job, management was forced to pay full wages to this legal American worker."
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"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello
In his new movie Vin Diesel's
June 15, 2007 - 13:16 ET by drillanwrIn his new movie Vin Diesel's "Riddick" sends the evil New York Times' editors and reporters to Underverse for all eternity ...
big mouth
June 15, 2007 - 13:16 ET by LionKing"Dang! I shoulda kept my mouth shut about homos on the Grey's Anatomy set. This job really sucks!!!"
Times Reporter
June 15, 2007 - 13:17 ET by Cool ArrowTimes reporter Jayson Blair begins anew his climb to the top of the journalism world.
riled...excellent
June 15, 2007 - 13:24 ET by LionKingExcellent.
Times reporter Jayson Blair b
June 15, 2007 - 13:26 ET by LeonTimes reporter Jayson Blair begins anew his climb to the top of the journalism world...as Jeff Gannon stands below admiring his perfectly sculpted posterior.
In New York City today, hundr
June 15, 2007 - 13:19 ET by Roger the ShrubberIn New York City today, hundreds of Cultural Marxists stood in line for hours for the opportunity to touch and kiss the hem of their God.
The sign on the new building--
June 15, 2007 - 13:21 ET by misterbillThe sign on the new building-- says "NY TIEMPOS".
NY Tiempos
June 15, 2007 - 14:10 ET by Cool ArrowBravo!
Well gee ! at least the clock
June 15, 2007 - 13:21 ET by upcountrywaterWell gee ! at least the clock is right twice a day.
IRANIAN URANIMUN ,IRANIAN URANIMUN IRANIAN URANIMUN , not a tongue twister ,a 7th. century life choice.
Revenge
June 15, 2007 - 13:23 ET by EllisWyatt"Still angered over the way the New York Times took his property via eminent domain, the former owner of the property upon which the Times has built its new fortress against truth takes matters into his own hands and steals the clock from the old Times building. The clock showed up on eBay that afternoon."
If you're not outraged at the media, you haven't been paying attention.
After forced electro-shock tr
June 15, 2007 - 13:24 ET by Mica the MagnificentAfter forced electro-shock treatment, sensitivity lessons and hanging out with Move-on. org members, the last surviving conservative in New York City is also forced to touch the Times sign in a symbolic ritual ending his re-education.
That's funny Mica
June 16, 2007 - 17:06 ET by NortonPeteThat's funny Mica
He's pointing to the left sid
June 15, 2007 - 13:26 ET by cruiserHe's pointing to the left side of the street. That has to be the location of the new building.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ----Groucho Marx
"I'll check the batter
June 15, 2007 - 13:30 ET by Bacchus"I'll check the battery."
The Times Doomsday Clock appears stuck at thirty-odd minutes to midnight.
Because of the total ignoranc
June 15, 2007 - 13:37 ET by Airforce_5_OBecause of the total ignorance of its base readership in not recognizing old English “T”, the NYT replaced it with a new modern one.
A spokesman for the Times stated that “Everyone thought it was a “C”, if you get my drift?”
Valerie Plame
June 15, 2007 - 13:40 ET by LionKingRecently re-inistated CIA operative, Valerie Plame, shown, incognito, is now assisting the Bush Administration in its continual search for the missing WMDs.
After ripping out all of her
June 15, 2007 - 13:41 ET by GothampcAfter ripping out all of her hair in an attempt to get out of jail, Paris Hilton is given a sentence of community service. First job: clean the pigeon poop off the NY Times Building.
Workers, trying to clean the
June 15, 2007 - 13:48 ET by FastEdWorkers, trying to clean the image of the Times, is frustrated by a job that cannot be done -
Jayson Blair is back at the NYT's, but not at a desk.
Worker trying to fix clock, moments after Rosie O'Donnel walked past.
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
Front page of the New York
June 15, 2007 - 14:17 ET by Dave in TexasFront page of the New York Post:
"An FBI weapons specialist dismantles a nuclear bomb that had been placed in the New York Times building by terrorists. The bomb was deactivated just minutes before it was timed to detonate. The death of millions of New Yorkers was narrowly avoided."
Front page of the New York Times:
"A lost kitten was found in Central Park."
The TIME clock is moving and
June 15, 2007 - 14:25 ET by whatajoyThe TIME clock is moving and a new Rosie-o-meter is going in to count how many of her thoughts she can actually back up with facts. Prediction - count will remain at zero for a long, long time.
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Take it easy! We're not making a western here.
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Now that is talent! How are
June 15, 2007 - 14:30 ET by Airforce_5_ONow that is talent! How are you with an Ech-a-sketch?
Times caption
June 15, 2007 - 14:28 ET by Six String SpiffAfter just recently being purchased by Al Jazeera, the familliar "Times" is being replaced with "obey"
Islam should have it's religious status revoked until it can prove it's not a hate group.
The NY Times continues thei
June 15, 2007 - 14:44 ET by balboaThe NY Times continues their clandestine plan of liberal world domination by implanting subliminal liberalizing devices in their clock outside their headquarters on Friday.
23 Comments - All Negative
June 15, 2007 - 14:46 ET by Lame CherrySomewhere in Katie Couric's grey madder (yes I know it is matter, but get the satire that liberals are all mad as in angry and mad as insane.), there should be a lesson in the Times comments on this page.
No one likes the old grey lady of New York. Now ask yourself why Katie? It is because newspapers have 2 purposes and that is to provide factual information without bias and to line bird pens.
The Times perky Katie is doing what you do. It can't report a story like President Bush takes a trip, but has to report, "The President while people are dying in Iraq stayed at his luxury hotel".
That ticks people off. So perhaps both old grey ladies of New York can learn something. Know that your product is only good if it is information on the story and know that sooner than later birds will be pooping on your story, so it is not the Sermon the Mount in importance.
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"This will look great
June 15, 2007 - 14:48 ET by sarcasmo"This will look great in our new eminent domain financed digs!"
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Okay, jus run tru dis agin.
June 15, 2007 - 14:51 ET by Jack BauerLOL. :-)
June 15, 2007 - 20:50 ET by Dave RLOL. :-)
"The last vestige of a o
June 15, 2007 - 14:51 ET by Del Dolemonte"The last vestige of a once-proud civilization"
When they moved into the building they're now leaving, the NYT was actually a respectable paper. Then they gave Stalin a pass, ignored the Holocaust, and later on suddenly decided that the bad guys from the Middle East, whom they had called "terrorists" on their Page 1 for many years, didn't deserve such a "nasty" name.
That's about when I stopped reading them.
Communist superhero, the Red
June 15, 2007 - 14:58 ET by muh-oonCommunist superhero, the Red Skull, turns the hammer and sickle (cleverly concealed as the "T" in Times) counterclockwise, opening the secret entrance to his World Propaganda Command Center.
Times up, As the circula
June 15, 2007 - 15:27 ET by USA4freedomTimes up,
As the circulation is down.
These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day
Good one!
June 15, 2007 - 20:31 ET by Roger the ShrubberGood one!
"The clock click's for
June 15, 2007 - 15:26 ET by charlietexas"The clock click's for thee"!!!!
"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." - Ronald Reagan
I miss Ronald :(
Worker: I don't know what p
June 15, 2007 - 15:29 ET by WiggyWorker: I don't know what people are complaining about. I can't see a left leaning tilt here.
Amputee's extra long prosthesis
June 15, 2007 - 16:07 ET by Cool ArrowAmputee's extra long prosthesis comes in handy.
Riled,Damn, you stole my thun
June 15, 2007 - 20:58 ET by Dave RRiled,
Damn, you stole my thunder. It looks just like a prostetic leg at first glance.
Either that or an extra from a science fiction movie being filmed in NY is attempting to procure a souvenir.
NY Times is forced out by e
June 15, 2007 - 16:58 ET by The Wicked ConservativeNY Times is forced out by eminant domain since they no longer show a profit. A Starbucks will be installed shortly which will provide much more tax revenue for the city of NY. Now that would be poetic justice.
The man with an experience is not at the mercy of a man with an argument.
In his off-season job, Michae
June 15, 2007 - 17:01 ET by Trix RabbitIn his off-season job, Michael Chiklis changes the "T" to a "CR"
Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell
lol Trix
June 15, 2007 - 17:39 ET by SportPoliticslol- Trix - I guess I should read first, instead of blurting the first thing that comes to mind.
captionfest
June 15, 2007 - 17:38 ET by SportPoliticsA city worker changes the signage, removing the T and replacing it with a Cr, to reflect public opinion.
Juan, doing a job that Amer
June 15, 2007 - 19:01 ET by DingbatJuan, doing a job that Americans will not do, looks for where the NYT buried the terrorist plot to blow up the pipelines to JFK.
To quote Dick Cheney, "
June 15, 2007 - 21:57 ET by riff_raffTo quote Dick Cheney, "It's time.........time for them to go."
One of the guys from "
June 16, 2007 - 07:23 ET by dervishOne of the guys from "Mythbusters" performs an experiment to see whether or not you can actually polish a turd.
Poo Poo Polishing
June 16, 2007 - 07:36 ET by Cool ArrowAnd what was Mythbusters' scientific consensus
In response to the newly passed Fairness Rules
June 16, 2007 - 11:12 ET by c5thenA worker changes the sign from "New York Times" to the mandated, and more accurate, "New Pravda Daily".
The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic
...The double-wide that opera
June 16, 2007 - 11:59 ET by bacher468...The double-wide that operations will be relocating to is located just south of Paterson, New Jersey.
The NY Times editor franti
June 16, 2007 - 12:09 ET by JerryThe NY Times editor frantically removes the last vestige of accurate reporting that the Old Gray Lady produces. According to the editor, "Once this clock is removed, there will not be any valid or true information that can be directly attributable to our organization".
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Spelling changes
June 16, 2007 - 17:11 ET by NortonPeteThe worker exclaimed:
" Wow !
They have certainly changed the way they spell BullSh*T in the last 100 years"