Katie Couric Contradicts College Commencement Address Four Days Later

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Are you sick and tired of Paris Hilton and all the attention given to this wealthy debutant when there are so many more important issues facing the nation?

Well, if so, you’re in good company, for in a commencement address at Williams College last Sunday, CBS “Evening News” anchor Katie Couric accurately stated that this “fluff…can rot your mind and distort your values.”

Yet, just four days later, Couric actually gave more airtime to Paris Hilton’s brief departure from jail than every other story that evening with the exception of the opening piece about growing tensions between Russian President Vladimir Putin and George W. Bush and the final segment dealing with a retirement home for champion racehorses.

To set this up, here is the relevant text from Couric’s commencement speech:

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The proliferation of celebrity magazines makes Lindsey Lohan’s latest stint in rehab seem more important than what’s happening in Darfur.

The kind of fluff that accosts us on the newsstand may seem like harmless fun, but it should also come with a warning label that says it can rot your mind and distort your values.

I whole-heartedly agree, Katie. Then why spend more time on Paris Hilton getting out of jail Thursday than you did on stories about the G-8’s declaration regarding climate change, what’s going on in Iraq, recent statements made by anti-American cleric Muqtada al-Sadr, and a man being charged for the murder of Kelsey Smith? Isn’t that a bit contradictory? Or, is it only okay for you to rot minds and distort values?

Making matters worse, Katie spent more time on this ridiculous subject Thursday than her competition on ABC and NBC. Here was her entire report on Hilton:

KATIE COURIC, anchor:

The bar for outrage over celebrity behavior is set pretty high in Hollywood these days, but Paris Hilton's very early release from jail has brought howls of protest and cries of a double standard. City officials in Los Angeles have been flooded with phone calls, and the county supervisor has called for an investigation. Bill Whitaker has the latest.

BILL WHITAKER reporting:

You almost can't help but know than celebrity socialite Paris Hilton has been considered a girl gone wild, then a girl gone to jail. But now that she's a girl gone home after just three days behind bars, a fed up public is going ballistic.

Mr. NAJEE ALI (Civil Rights Activist): We feel that Paris Hilton got a free--get out of jail card today by manipulating and using her celebrity status to get out of jail.

WHITAKER: From the blogosphere to the legal sphere, criticism of Paris is burning.

Unidentified Man: It's not equal justice for all.

WHITAKER: After one more red carpet traipse, the 26-year-old heiress turned herself in early Monday morning to serve 45 days in this 12-by-eight cell for violating probation on a drunk driving charge. Today the LA County sheriff sent her home to her 2,700-square foot mansion in the Hollywood Hills, citing unspecified medical reasons.

Mr. STEVEN WHITMORE (Spokesman, Los Angeles County Sheriff's Dept.): It is not an early release. It is a reassignment. She is still in custody. She has an ankle bracelet, electronic monitoring and she's confined to her home.

WHITAKER: To critics the ankle bracelet is just another Paris fashion accessory.

Ms. LaTOYA WILSON (Released Inmate): If it had of been me, and I had, like, a medical condition they'd have sent me to county general. They have a facility in here, and I would have been right back in my cell.

WHITAKER: The truth is the last five years in LA County, more than 200,000 inmates have been released early. Because of prison overcrowding, the vast majority serve less than 10 percent of their sentences, but a quick in-and-out medical release like Paris Hilton's? Rare.

Mr. DONALD ETRA (Attorney): When the constitutional founding fathers put the phrase "all men are created equal" into the Constitution, Hollywood had not yet been invented.

WHITAKER: The Reverend Al Sharpton is coming to LA to protest this so-called celebrity injustice in front of Hilton's house. He'll have to push aside the press. Meanwhile, in a statement, Miss Hilton says she hopes others learn from her mistakes. The question tonight: Has she? Bill Whitaker, CBS News, Hollywood.

By contrast, Charles Gibson on Thursday’s “World News” used Hilton’s departure from jail to look at a larger issue about the number of ill nonviolent inmates that don’t receive such special treatment:

CHARLES GIBSON (ABC NEWS)

(Off-camera) Tonight, we're gonna take 'A Closer Look" at a development in a high-profile celebrity case that is raising questions about privilege and a double standard in the justice system.

GRAPHICS: PRISON AND PRIVILEGE

CHARLES GIBSON (ABC NEWS)

(Off-camera) It involves Paris Hilton, a favorite of the gossip business. She was sent to jail for 45 days for a probation violation, among other charges. But this morning, after spending just over 72 hours in jail, she was released because of an unspecified medical condition. There are thousands of ailing inmates in prisons who never get out early. So why did she get out? Here's ABC's Pierre Thomas.

GRAPHICS: EQUAL JUSTICE?

PIERRE THOMAS (ABC NEWS)

(Voiceover) Paris Hilton has gone from serving her sentence in a 12-foot by eight-foot jail cell like this, to here, her $2 million mansion in Hollywood, complete with a closet four times the size of her cell.

CLIP FROM "THE SIMPLE LIFE"

PARIS HILTON (ACTRESS)

I love this closet.

DANA COLE (CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEY)

Ridiculous, outrageous, unbelievable. Unfortunately, my clients who are not in the social scene or in the newspaper every day on the social pages, they don't get this type of special treatment.

GRAPHICS: ABCNEWS.COM

PIERRE THOMAS (ABC NEWS)

(Voiceover) Thousands of ABCNEWS.com readers agree. In this nonscientific sampling earlier today, 9,006 of 9,584 voters said Hilton should still be in the slammer. 'What a crock of bull," said one writer. Another wrote, 'If she had been any of my friends, there is no way they would have gotten off so easy." Hilton was arrested last September for driving while under the influence. She was sentenced to 45 days in jail, but it was reduced to 23 days.

GRAPHICS: PRISON POPULATION

PIERRE THOMAS (ABC NEWS)

(Voiceover) There are more than 2.1 million people in the nation's prisons and jails. About 600,000 of them are nonviolent, first-time offenders. Most serve at least half of their sentence.

PIERRE THOMAS (ABC NEWS)

(Off-camera) And Justice Department statistics suggest that many nonviolent offenders stay in jail even though they suffer from medical conditions.

GRAPHICS: PRISONER MEDICAL PROBLEMS

PIERRE THOMAS (ABC NEWS)

(Voiceover) A 2006 government survey showed that a third of all inmates reported a medical problem. 229,000 had illnesses other than a cold or virus. Three years ago, Jonathan Magbie's family wanted him to serve a 10-day sentence for marijuana possession at his home. They believed Magbie, a quadriplegic since an accident at age four, would need constant medical care. He died five days after being incarcerated. Like Hilton, Magbie was a first-time offender. His mother was heartbroken.

MARY SCOTT (JONATHAN MAGBIE'S MOTHER)

I don't think he deserved to die because he admitted that he smoked marijuana.

PIERRE THOMAS (ABC NEWS)

(Voiceover) It's clear in America, there are different degrees of justice. Pierre Thomas, ABC news, Washington.

CHARLES GIBSON (ABC NEWS)

(Off-camera) As Pierre mentioned, there has been an overwhelming response to this story on our website today.

CHARLES GIBSON (ABC NEWS)

(Voiceover) And we'd like to hear what you think. Give us your thoughts at ABCNEWS.com.

Yet, the best Hilton coverage Thursday evening was done by the “NBC Nightly News” which chose not to report this nonsense at all. How refreshing.

Moving forward, when a judge ordered Paris back to jail Friday, Couric once again gave great focus to the story. In fact, she covered Hilton before reporting on an apparent cooling of the rhetoric between Bush and Putin at the G-8 meeting while totally ignoring the collapse of the immigration bill in Congress.

Here was her report Friday:

KATIE COURIC, anchor:

Meanwhile, another high profile case has sparked a worldwide media frenzy tonight. Paris Hilton is back behind bars, told to serve her full sentence for violating parole in a reckless driving case. This just one day after the LA County sheriff released her to home confinement, citing medical reasons. Bill Whittaker has the latest on a story that just gets stranger and stranger.

BILL WHITTAKER reporting:

For party girl Paris Hilton, the party's over for a while. She was taken from an LA courtroom, sobbing and wailing, `Mom, it's not right,' after Judge Michael Sauer sent her back to jail.

Mr. ALLAN PARACHINI (Spokesman, Los Angeles Superior Court): He ruled that he was remanding Ms. Hilton to the sheriff's custody to serve the remainder of her sentence at the Century Regional Detention Center.

Offscreen Voice: No! No!

WHITTAKER: The hotel heiress was sent home with an ankle monitor after only three days in jail, despite the judge's explicit orders which included no electronic monitoring.

He called her back to court today. When he found she intended to participate by phone from home, an irate Judge Sauer sent sheriffs to pick her up.

That's when bizarre became surreal.

Unidentified Man: Clear out of the way, people.

WHITTAKER: The scandalous socialite who made a career of getting people to watch her was the center of a white hot media frenzy today. The usually picture-perfect Paris appeared disheveled and distraught before the judge.

Mr. TRENT COPELAND (Attorney): This is a Paris Hilton the public doesn't normally see. This was a vulnerable, scared Paris Hilton.

WHITTAKER: With an image built on being a naughty girl and a spoiled brat, Hollywood wonders is this is a shot in the arm, a kick in the pants or just too much?

Mr. HOWARD BRAGMAN (Hollywood Publicist): I hope jail is a time for her to stop and listen and think, and, you know, sometimes kids need a time out. Paris needs a time out, and I think the public needs a time out from Paris.

WHITTAKER: Reportedly, her attorneys will appeal, so in a couple of weeks, if not sooner, she will be back. Bill Whittaker, CBS News, Hollywood.

COURIC: There is much more CBS News ahead, including a camp of their own where everybody comes back for some more. But up next, as President Bush visits Italy, CIA agents are now on trial for kidnapping terror suspects and outsourcing torture.

When you add it all up, in the five days following her statements at Williams College regarding fluff pieces about troubled Hollywoodans rotting America’s minds and distorting values, Couric spent more time on Paris Hilton than both of her competitors giving it a total of 817 words.

By contrast, Charlie Gibson in the two nights devoted 639 words to this issue, with many of them dealing with what happens to most nonviolent inmates with medical maladies.

And, Brian Williams only reported on Hilton one of the two evenings, giving it 489 words.

So much for Katie’s concern about rotting brains and distorting values.

—Noel Sheppard is the Associate Editor of NewsBusters.


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And Couric's ratings...still have hit bottom

Well it appears the Chubby Little Anchorette hasn't sunk far enough in the ratings to wake up...but then no really thinks this arrogant news tyrannt is going to wake up to anything other than sycophants offering excuses of "sexism", "sexism" and "more sexism" as to why her ratings stink and are falling even further. So, in the mean time such blatant hypocrisies will continue a la Chubby Little Anchorette until a new loser can be hired by CBS to pull them from train wreck to disaster and call it a success.

Shut up and blog! If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal. Go Rudy!

GAT what about the other 108 released everyday

GAT what about the other 108 released everyday ?

200,000 early released there in the last 5 years. That's 109 per day, everyday for 5 years.

This is how crappy the news is. They get the stat, and they pile on, instead of telling the public who and what those 109 per day are.

 I guess that's 109 special Hollywood celebrities released early everyday for 5 years, because we have an unequal justice thing.

 Charlie avoids it by going national stats, forgetting the local conditions.

 Whatever, they're all cheapliars, and do not report as they should. Whip it up endlessly and LIE and make crap up instead of telling the truth as a matter of policy.

 Glad the press and the outcry people have Al Sharpton marching in solidarity with them, I bet they love that.

 

I agree SP

SP agreed. Statistics are just tools for manipulating the release of information with the MsM and CBS with Couric at the helm are leading the pack (with NBC and Williams running as fast as they can to catch up).

Shut up and blog! If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal. Go Rudy!

Right - exactly

They all whine about it, but then even as they are on air whining, they do it. The perfect hypocrisy,full blown in the open and excused with self righteous libspeak - straight from 1984. It's like they HAVE to do it or their breakfast won't stay down. We hate her, it's terrible, destroys the society,here she is our biggest story ever that news agencies should not cover like they do - and there she is covering it as she says it.

 It's like a fallover drunk, brawling and telling everyone else drinking is terrible, it causes fights, and they should never, ever drink, then putting up 5 tapped kegs and rounds all over on the house, and start brawling with the drinkers, while preaching how terrible bars and alcohol and fighting is. It's just absolutely pure hypocrisy.

why is newsbusters even bringing this up, let it go!

if you don't want to hear about the paris hilton jail sentence, then you can't watch any news channel like cbs or fox news. it sells too many ads when they cover fluff NOT to do so.

as they say, there's no such thing as bad publicity. and giving paris hilton a big spot on NEWSBUSTERS just fuels the flame. the more you talk about it, the more other news sites will cover it. if you want it to stop, then don't make it a prominent story on your site. frankly though, its mentionable that they finally sent her drunk driving ass to jail like she should be.

they bring it up because they

they bring it up because they would rather talk about this embarassment rather than george bush getting us into Iraq!@

A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons

ML

ML,

Do you ever read what you post here, or does making sense always take a back seat to bashing Bush and offending conservatives?

For instance, in this piece, I stated quite clearly that Couric did a story about Iraq -- which, by the way, presented things as getting worse -- and a story about al-Sadr. Did you miss that when you wrote "they bring it up because they would rather talk about this embarassment rather than george bush getting us into Iraq?"

Honestly, it's nonsense like this that has gotten you banned in the past. Why don't you actually try to add to the discussion rather than post meaningless, factually inaccurate non sequiturs specifically designed to inflame others?  ns

Noel,I don't think ML put mu

Noel,

I don't think ML put much intellectual effort (mental strain?) into his tag line, either, given the totalitarian foundation upon which modern liberalism is built.

The Bush administration has made no move whatsoever to interfere with the media in any way, despite the fact that we are essentially at war and several media outlets have divulged classified information which has directly aided our enemies in this conflict.

Yet, Hugo Chavez is shutting down media outlets with apparent impunity, and nary a peep of protest has been forthcoming from our illiberal MSM, nor any of our big-name libs. If anything, they have sought to actually justify his actions.

Just how far out into the swamp of hypocrisy does one have to wade to be a modern liberal?

Kind of raises the question of the intelligence of some of these people.  :-(

The Bush administration has m

The Bush administration has made no move whatsoever to interfere with the media in this country in any way, despite the fact that we are essentially at war and several media outlets have divulged classified information which has directly aided our enemies in this conflict

hmmm, I might beg to differ with you ...maybe you give me some evidence??

corporations have swung the  media furhter to the fascist right than they have ever been!

A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons

....corporations have swung

....corporations have swung the media furhter to thright than they have ever been!

Oh, puhhhhleeeeeeeeze! If the MSM in this country were to move any further leftward, they would end up about fifteen rows up in left-field foul territory.

If you think that ABC, NBC, CBS and the rest are right-wing in any way, shape or form, then one of us is profoundly ignorant of what constitutes being right-wing in the first place. Why do you think they fall all over themselves praising murderous Marxist dictators such as Mao, Stalin, Ho, Fidel, Hugo, Ohmydinnerjacket and all of the others?

If Diane Sawyer were a "right-winger," would she have recently interviewed some of these people in the manner that she did? I swear, I thought at one point she was going to lean over and offer that Iranian Hitler a lewenski, right in front of God and everbody. She had nothing but praise for that crater-faced NORK gargoyle, as well. Hardly the actions of a rabid right-winger.

And what makes you think all corprations actually are on-the-right to begin with?

it depends on your version of

it depends on your version of right wing...wanting to have cheap labor, profits at the risk of everything... You tell me about mulitconglomerates that have influence over other countries??

A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons

"corporations have swu

"corporations have swung the media furhter to the fascist right than they have ever been!"

Ahh, so that explains why the media is pro-Bush, for the Iraq war, against illegal immigration, against the global warming scam, reports how great the economy is doing, pro-America, anti-terrorism, pro-capitalism, anti-socialism/communism, pro-American soldier, anti-Islamofascist terrorists, etc, etc, etc.

Whew, thanks for clearing that up for me. I always wondered why the media was so positive, upbeat and lacking in pessimism. Now I know. It's because they're right wing.

One more thing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.....

Paris Hilton called, she wants you to give back her meds.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA.......

Dear Mr. Sheppard,Please forg

Dear Mr. Sheppard,

Please forgive me for sometimes not making sense to you. There are many folks that don't make sense on this site but as long as they are loyalists I have yet to hear a reprimand from you. But thankyou for finally adressing the reason that I was banned and prevented from leaving my forums. Thank you for letting me back without any ability to even do a search. I was mistaken that it was for ridiculing Bush.

If you could give some other examples of my non sequiturs I might be able to correct the behavior. But I realize that humor is ok as long as its the enemy's expense on this site.

Yours sincerely,

Montana Lyons

A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons

Monty,You've posted many time

Monty,

You've posted many times on many threads with many questions;  many of these can be traced by searching 'Fairness Doctrine' as I have asked you one simple question after a number of your posts.  The question is "Do you support the 'Fairness Doctrine'?"  Do the search and your non-sequitors will appear.  Now:  Are you in favor of the 'Fairness Doctrine'?

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

I  I have already basically

I  I have already basically told you my opinion of it. When you elaborate your question and follow my other request, I might further elaborate on an answer.

A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons

Same ducking Monty so what's

Same ducking Monty so what's your view?

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

Montana,I have a seriously ha

Montana,

I have a seriously hard time believing that you are the only poster here who can't post a forum topic.

Come on, guy....hayes, this ugly new ARR character, the newly banned Tumbler,  even the constantly annoying WhichWing continually post new forum topics.

And if I understand you correctly, you are also stating that you don't have the ability to do a search here?

I find both of these assertations difficult to believe....perhaps we should ask the masthead what abilities each poster here has?

Hi, Blonde.  What is "d

Hi, Blonde.  What is "doing a search"?

Dahlia,There's a search featu

Dahlia,

There's a search feature here on the top bar right under the NB logo.

You can go search on a topic, a poster, or a specific word or phrase.

I did it just the other day, trying to find the YouTube video that Fred Thompson did.

I think searching on the word "cigar" got me the results for which I was looking.

Make sense?

Hope that helped.

Oh yeah!  It would have bitt

Oh yeah!  It would have bitten me ...

Thanks, Blonde.

Dnice little feature isn't it

D

nice little feature isn't it?  Careful though cuz somehow it doesn't always catch everything, probally a PICNIC error

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

yep, you got it right for the

yep, you got it right for the first time blonde..newsbusters would reequire I put ankle bracelets to know where I was in the world if they could!

A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons

Montana,So you don't have the

Montana,

So you don't have the capability to search or post a forum?

Please answer the question specifically.

yep, B. Lets say I want to fi

yep, B. Lets say I want to find out the last statement I made before i was banned. I cant even do that...I find it amusing...I wondered how these kids used to cheat at monopoly or risk...when did they start their little power trips??

one evening they decided to only allow only two comments on the moderation button... some one was going nuts with the button anytime I left a comment

maybe Karl Rove and then when I came back ...I couldnt moderate , leave a new forum thread or even do a search!

"

Access denied

You are not authorized to access this page"

sometime, id love to write an article for a magazine about the little idiot synracies of the blogosphere!

A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons

You know Monty when I search

You know Monty when I search 'fairness doctrine' it leads right to your non-sequitors

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

ML

ML,

Honestly, your reading comprehension skills are astounding. I didn't say you were banned for bashing Bush. I didn't ban you, and have no insight as to the specific reasons you were. Instead, I said it was stuff like your opening post in this thread.

This article has nothing to do with George W. Bush, yet, as is typical of most of your ilk, you chose to make it about him.

Have you seen a psychiatrist yet about your BDS, for your fascination with all things Bush, and how you tie every issue to this White House -- even an article about Katie Couric and Paris Hilton -- is almost as astounding as your reading comprehension.  :-)    ns

Have you seen a psychiatrist

Have you seen a psychiatrist yet about your BDS, for your fascination with all things Bush, and how you tie every issue to this White House -- even an article about Katie Couric and Paris Hilton -- is almost as astounding as your reading comprehension.  :-)   

ok...maybe next time you give me a test, Noel. as far as the white house involvement in every issue?...hmm, their tentacles have reached more places under the guise of the patriot act and ultimate white house authority

less govt?? isnt that what bush preached? you have to be kidding.

as far as seeing a shrink for fear of a bush reality??

yep, a lot of repubs are probably wanting to help to deal with consciences if they still have them :)...I hope that you realize im kidding or is that a non sequitor, Noel? ;)

Id rather we put our efforts into never letting this wannabee dictator to ever have influence again by protesting on as many sites as we can

I feel better that you personally werent involved in the banishment. Who was? How do I tie every issue to the white house...it would be nice if there was less govt like the repubs preach but this white house under the guise of the patriot act had its tentacles in as many places as they would be allowed!

A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons

ps 

ML

ML,

Don't know who banned you. I've never banned anybody, although I've recommended it before.   ns

I don't know much about who h

I don't know much about who has privileges on this site, but I'm pretty sure it was George Bush that banned him.

Shhh, CC!  That wasn't suppo

Shhh, CC!  That wasn't supposed to come out ... 

Okay, fess up, Noel.....

I've never banned anybody, although I've recommended it before.

LOL-Oh, c'mon Noel, fess up! It was me, wasn't it?  :-)

Build the damn fence, George!

monkandsharona

monkandsharona, what evidence do we have that they even get a ratings boost over it ? I think they think they can draw young people into the rest of the news with it. I also think it doesn't cost them a dime of research, most of them. It's the ultimate jealousy pity party for all the newscasters -- they got shafted while some bimbo is their superior in face recognition and famousness, when they all have a burning desire to be "a rock star".

It fits the news template so well. It's is part of them. It's who THEY are. It's like they're covering themselves, almost, and they know it. They all did the Paris antics - the equivalents of their time-- it is them.

You're right Noel, there are

You're right Noel, there are more important and pressing issues of our time that need to be dealt with. Lohan, Hilton, Rosie the loud and fat lesbo and their likes, are irrelevant to any discussions. Oh by the way,  include Couric in the list of most irrelevant leftoid..."news"casters. Loser.

C'mon, Noel, I'm dying to k

C'mon, Noel, I'm dying to know!! Which of the other two got more time....Bush/Putin or the racehorse retirement home???

Still, if out of the top 3 stories timewise , two involved old racehorses and Paris Hilton, what does that say about CBS's idea of "news"?

MB

MB,

You might find it amazing, but the most time given to any issue Thursday evening by the Perky One was -- wait for it! Wait for it! -- a retirement home for champion racehorses. I kid you not.

And these folks wonder why her ratings are so lousy!  :-)   ns

Noel

Do you think she might have been at the mercy of producers and other bigshots to cover this story a little too much? I doubt she really wanted to spend that much time on Paris.

B

B,

I don't know what sway she's got given her ratings. In reality, the producers might have pushed for this thinking it would help her. Who knows?   ns

A freshman anchor like this w

A freshman anchor like this would not have a whole lot of say over the producers and executive producer in which stories are going to make the rundown and how much time is alotted to each. Veteran anchors would be able to have much more input. Also realize that the story that got the most time on the horses is a canned story (of which there are many in the can and waiting to air) and that newscasts are at the mercy of the CLOCK. So if they get near the end of the newscast and find - by "backtiming" - they have a 2:30 hole to fill, as opposed to a 2:00 hole, they call up the story that closely fits that bill. It's like a jigsaw puzzle in motion, that's what a newscast is. It may be that they just needed a longer story at the end to "fill the hole" and the racehorse story was it. However, the Paris story at the TOP end of the newscast (where time is aplenty) is a different animal and it's the executive producer's call (as opposed to Katie C) as to how much time to give it. I hope this helps.

Katie is in deep trouble as e

Katie is in deep trouble as equally qualified? competition tags into the ring

"She is serious about this," he said. "She wants to be the next Katie Couric."

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

botg that's how much qualification counts

botg that's how much qualification counts. Someone off the street with a decent intelligence could do a better job than the taking news heads. They already have their babbling libspeak templates, and curdled lack of real information ten second clips 6 times a minute.

 You can't learn anything from them as it is. Just the bare minumum, then the 90% fluff and untruths added with personal interest stories and crap. That's how they run it, all of them, it's all crap, and they know it.

 Dan Rather can't add two 2 digit numbers together, but he was their national hero for decades. You can be an idiot and do it, and be at the top.

CBS news parodies CBS newsTV:

CBS news parodies CBS news

TV: CBS news      RADIO: HearBS news

Katie, don't listen to them.

Katie, don't listen to them.  Just keep doing what you're doing.

Now, here's a late breaking development you can report on:

Paris Hilton's billionaire grandfather donated money last year to the sheriff who released the 26-year-old heiress from jail.

William Barron Hilton, 78, co-chairman of the Hilton Hotel chain, made a contribution of around £500 to Sheriff Lee Baca’s re-election campaign - the maximum allowed by law - according to financial records.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=461025&in_page_id=1773

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21883828-5001021,00.html

Paris: follow the money

Dahlia, b-i-n-g-o! When all else fails, follow the money. Good find.

Thank you, Prag-Man.Now it ca

Thank you, Prag-Man.

Now it can be revealed.  I am the head of Katie's celebrity research department ...

"Then why spend more t

"Then why spend more time on Paris Hilton getting out of jail Thursday
than you did on stories about the G-8’s declaration regarding climate
change, what’s going on in Iraq, recent statements made by
anti-American cleric Muqtada al-Sadr, and a man being charged for the
murder of Kelsey Smith?"

Because unequal treatment under the law is newsworthy. If it were simply a story about Paris getting out of prison, or Lohan going to rehab, or Nicole Ritchie having a party, I would agree with you. But this story is about a celebrity getting special treatment not available to the common folk like myself. That makes it an important story. It's not about Paris, it's about our "2 justice systems", lol.

Having said that, without a doubt, there has been major overkill on this story.

Great catch, Noel!  And this

Great catch, Noel!  And this from the woman who was going to change the face of evening news.  In the end, she still has to sell soap, cars, and Viagra.