Hi Jack, here's my former employer's van I promised, the dual peaceful exit beds are installed, 60 minutes has their sat. cam uplink, and we're ramping up production of this test model for the boomer retirement years. I know you won't let America down. There's a rolling, ahh, lifetime subcription to Time, just show them at the stand your new 60 minutes platinum card here. We've got you free Chavez gas. Hahaha, have a good roll, buddy.
I'm sure lots of folks here have been conditioned to forever hate the man the "unbiased" news media has generously dubbed "Dr. Death." Here is the story of his 14th patient, Martie Ruwart, by her sister and my friend Dr. Mary Ruwart, who is an incredible lady in many ways. Mary's book, "Healing Our World," is a great and simple one, here's an early version online. The whole assisted suicide question comes down, in the end, to a question of who owns your body -- you, or big government. It's sad how many people answer the latter, but I still say it's you. JMR
"The whole assisted suicide question comes down, in the end, to a
question of who owns your body -- you, or big government. It's sad how
many people answer the latter, but I still say it's you."
That's easy to answer: Big government. That is, unless it involves the slaughter of innocent, unborn children. Then, ownership of one's body suddenly shifts back to the individual, and is accepted as the standard, rather than the exception that it really is.
While you make a good point about consistency, bringing-in the abortion debate involves more than one life if your side of it is right. A terminally ill and suffering person like Martie isn't the same question as "should there be abortion allowed or restricted" because she owns her body and it's the only body involved in the process. I also note Jack was a lot more competent at giving painless and dignified deaths than the state has been in various incompetent executions in FL for which nobody served even a day in jail. JMR
That's what the legal system claims, despite what they actually-do and end up getting-away-with, so I'm just reportin' the politically-incorrect facts, as usual... JMR
I know, liberals are more concerned about the criminals than they are the victims. So again, who cares if the poor murderer has a bad day in the electric chair? You?
Once again, I pointed out factually what the legal system claims about how it operates vs what they actually do & get-away-with. How telling the truth about that would have anything to do with my opinions of criminals is beyond me... JMR
You're kinda like Brian Williams here, instead of using questions to avoid critique you're claiming to be merely pointing out the facts, as you see them. Your apparent sympathy betrays your supposed lack of a position on the matter.
Nope, because as I've already shown, I have betrayed no sympathy and simply stated facts. You can imagine I have sympathy all day, but that won't change the fact that you're full of BS when you try. The fact that Kevorkian is simply better (and no-doubt cheaper) at killing people than the Florida state prison system is a fact, it's not a note of sympathy for criminals the government claims to treat under a Constitution which some people occasionally want to ignore... JMR
You're full of crap, and you know it. People here have seen what I advocate for executions. Hanging. My sympathies are with the taxpayers, and hanging's cheapest and (somewhat ironically) probably the most humane method, but "humane" is a secondary consideration for taxpayers like me, unlike for big-government "conservatives." So you're still full of BS. The first rule about sarcasmo is that conservatives tend to be found full of crap whenever they get too imaginative about me and what I actually think, it's happened again in your case, and this hole's yours, dude. I don't back down. JMR
I know, liberals are more concerned about the criminals than they are the victims. So again, who cares if the poor murderer has a bad day in the electric chair? You?
Mike: Here is the patient list. Let's see if we missed anyone. Leon, check. Tumbler, check. WhichWing, check. ThoughtPolice, check. MontanaLyons, check. American Rhetoric Review, a late addition, but he's there.
Jack: My my my, so many that need to put out of their misery.
Mike: No no, you don't understand. These guys don't want to be put to death. They merely need to have their heads examined.
Jack: I am a "suicide" doctor, not a miracle worker.
George W. Bush is not a full-fledged conservative, but I still support his presidency. I'd rather have him as president than ANY of the Democrats. (Although I am rethinking this position daily!)
Scenes from the new hit movie, "The Predator vs. The Terminator", starring Mike Wallace as the MSM Predator, disolving unsuspecting minds with vomitous liberal spewage, and the grim Jack K as the sinister Terminator.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Wallace was not so happy moments later when Kevorkian quickly departed to attend his first assisted suicide attributed to the insidious "Bush Derangement Syndrome" disease.
does it bother anyone else that all the people in the photo are white?
democrats, what a bunch of racists...
oh right... a quote
"The media is shocked to find out that after 8 years in a federal "pound me in the ass" prison, Jack Kevorkian is gay." "We now report to Mike Wallace, the chief investigator, for confirmation."
Mike: "uumph. hey doc, is that an assisted suicide syringe in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
Jack: "It ith whatever you want it to be, dahling."
Mike: "As you can thee, err "see," mr. kevorkian is not gay. I can now go on to live my remaining years as a closet homophobic homothekthual."
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Mike
June 2, 2007 - 15:17 ET by PeterD"Doctor its so good to see you again. Now, we need to go over the plan. I've arranged for your visit to the White House...."
Wallace : "Shhh- there there,
June 2, 2007 - 15:22 ET by muh-oonWallace : "Shhh- there there, just hold me. I was so scared for you. You could have died in there."
[looked at this and found,
June 2, 2007 - 15:28 ET by MilesD[looked at this and found, impossible to be true]
Same here. When I first saw
June 2, 2007 - 20:51 ET by tracheostomySame here. When I first saw it on Drudge, I thought, "Wow, that looks an awful lot like Mike Wallace. . .but that's just too crazy man."
Imagine my shock a little while afterwards. . . o_O < !!!!
-PJ
"Trake: Your lofty convictions are another blemish on the rump of congregational sectarianism." -Tumbler 5/15/07
Wallace: Doc, can the 60 Mi
June 2, 2007 - 15:32 ET by DingbatWallace: Doc, can the 60 Min geezers get a group rate from you?
I learned to sniff arm pits i
June 2, 2007 - 15:35 ET by upcountrywaterI learned to sniff arm pits in there, and by that odor i can tell you are going to DIE Mike.
I can help i've got 2 strong arms, i can help. <hugggGG>
1300 IRANIAN GAS CENTRIFUGES OPERATING 24-7, opps it's now 8,000.. how many pounds of uranium is that per day?
"It's so good to see you, how
June 2, 2007 - 16:02 ET by nnptcgrad"It's so good to see you, how long until you're up to your old tricks? I'm getting sick of talking about Twitney and Paris on the news."
Mother nature is a bitch - Ninth Corollary of Murphy's Law
captionfest
June 2, 2007 - 16:08 ET by SportPoliticsHi Jack, here's my former employer's van I promised, the dual peaceful exit beds are installed, 60 minutes has their sat. cam uplink, and we're ramping up production of this test model for the boomer retirement years. I know you won't let America down. There's a rolling, ahh, lifetime subcription to Time, just show them at the stand your new 60 minutes platinum card here. We've got you free Chavez gas. Hahaha, have a good roll, buddy.
Jack Kevorkian is thanked b
June 2, 2007 - 16:14 ET by Free StinkerJack Kevorkian is thanked by his closest friends and supporters for all his efforts to de-value human life.
I'll say it again...
June 3, 2007 - 05:25 ET by sarcasmoI'm sure lots of folks here have been conditioned to forever hate the man the "unbiased" news media has generously dubbed "Dr. Death." Here is the story of his 14th patient, Martie Ruwart, by her sister and my friend Dr. Mary Ruwart, who is an incredible lady in many ways. Mary's book, "Healing Our World," is a great and simple one, here's an early version online. The whole assisted suicide question comes down, in the end, to a question of who owns your body -- you, or big government. It's sad how many people answer the latter, but I still say it's you.
JMR
"The whole assisted su
June 3, 2007 - 20:59 ET by ckc1227"The whole assisted suicide question comes down, in the end, to a
question of who owns your body -- you, or big government. It's sad how
many people answer the latter, but I still say it's you."
That's easy to answer: Big government. That is, unless it involves the slaughter of innocent, unborn children. Then, ownership of one's body suddenly shifts back to the individual, and is accepted as the standard, rather than the exception that it really is.
While you make a good point
June 4, 2007 - 10:41 ET by sarcasmoWhile you make a good point about consistency, bringing-in the abortion debate involves more than one life if your side of it is right. A terminally ill and suffering person like Martie isn't the same question as "should there be abortion allowed or restricted" because she owns her body and it's the only body involved in the process. I also note Jack was a lot more competent at giving painless and dignified deaths than the state has been in various incompetent executions in FL for which nobody served even a day in jail.
JMR
Yeah, people on 'death row' n
June 5, 2007 - 07:43 ET by Sergeant ROCKYeah, people on 'death row' need painless and dignified deaths, unlike their victims.
That's what the legal syste
June 5, 2007 - 07:50 ET by sarcasmoThat's what the legal system claims, despite what they actually-do and end up getting-away-with, so I'm just reportin' the politically-incorrect facts, as usual...
JMR
I know, liberals are more con
June 5, 2007 - 07:56 ET by Sergeant ROCKI know, liberals are more concerned about the criminals than they are the victims. So again, who cares if the poor murderer has a bad day in the electric chair? You?
Once again, I pointed out f
June 5, 2007 - 08:06 ET by sarcasmoOnce again, I pointed out factually what the legal system claims about how it operates vs what they actually do & get-away-with. How telling the truth about that would have anything to do with my opinions of criminals is beyond me...
JMR
You're kinda like Brian Willi
June 5, 2007 - 08:14 ET by Sergeant ROCKYou're kinda like Brian Williams here, instead of using questions to avoid critique you're claiming to be merely pointing out the facts, as you see them. Your apparent sympathy betrays your supposed lack of a position on the matter.
Nope, because as I've alrea
June 5, 2007 - 08:20 ET by sarcasmoNope, because as I've already shown, I have betrayed no sympathy and simply stated facts. You can imagine I have sympathy all day, but that won't change the fact that you're full of BS when you try. The fact that Kevorkian is simply better (and no-doubt cheaper) at killing people than the Florida state prison system is a fact, it's not a note of sympathy for criminals the government claims to treat under a Constitution which some people occasionally want to ignore...
JMR
The first rule about digging
June 5, 2007 - 08:27 ET by Sergeant ROCKThe first rule about digging yourself into a hole is to STOP DIGGING!
Quit being so disingenious...
You're full of crap, and yo
June 5, 2007 - 08:33 ET by sarcasmoYou're full of crap, and you know it. People here have seen what I advocate for executions. Hanging. My sympathies are with the taxpayers, and hanging's cheapest and (somewhat ironically) probably the most humane method, but "humane" is a secondary consideration for taxpayers like me, unlike for big-government "conservatives." So you're still full of BS. The first rule about sarcasmo is that conservatives tend to be found full of crap whenever they get too imaginative about me and what I actually think, it's happened again in your case, and this hole's yours, dude. I don't back down.
JMR
I know, liberals are more con
June 5, 2007 - 07:56 ET by Sergeant ROCKI know, liberals are more concerned about the criminals than they are the victims. So again, who cares if the poor murderer has a bad day in the electric chair? You?
stoic philosophy
June 2, 2007 - 16:36 ET by bulbasaurasinus asinim fricat
(one donkey rubs another)
Mike:"I'm first"!
June 2, 2007 - 16:36 ET by charlietexasMike:"I'm first"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guess how many bones they bro
June 2, 2007 - 16:44 ET by NewsbusterbrownGuess how many bones they broke after their hug!
son
June 2, 2007 - 16:50 ET by tblotGee Mike you still alive
Mike: Here is the patient lis
June 2, 2007 - 16:59 ET by TexasOptimistMike: Here is the patient list. Let's see if we missed anyone. Leon, check. Tumbler, check. WhichWing, check. ThoughtPolice, check. MontanaLyons, check. American Rhetoric Review, a late addition, but he's there.
Jack: My my my, so many that need to put out of their misery.
Mike: No no, you don't understand. These guys don't want to be put to death. They merely need to have their heads examined.
Jack: I am a "suicide" doctor, not a miracle worker.
George W. Bush is not a full-fledged conservative, but I still support his presidency. I'd rather have him as president than ANY of the Democrats. (Although I am rethinking this position daily!)
Merry Christmas 2007.
Help, doctor
June 2, 2007 - 17:24 ET by LionKingWallace: Doc, I am so glad you are out. If the Republicans win in 2008, I am going to require your special services.
I am so glad you're out. No
June 2, 2007 - 17:30 ET by saw the lightI am so glad you're out. Now, can you do something about Rooney?
"Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb (insert terrorist-supporting nation here)"
A Mike and Jack love connection
June 2, 2007 - 18:14 ET by goldenthroat"Nice to see you, Mike - now, when did you want to schedule your IV?"
Kevorkian
June 2, 2007 - 19:29 ET by pocomocoWallace: Jack, it's great to see you again. OUCH! Did you just stick a needle in my ass?
WINNER!
June 4, 2007 - 17:25 ET by steviep831WINNER!
Don't worry Doc, we piped in
June 2, 2007 - 20:29 ET by Airforce_5_ODon't worry Doc, we piped in the exhaust fumes from the van so you would feel at home again.
Scenes from the new hit mov
June 2, 2007 - 20:41 ET by JerryScenes from the new hit movie, "The Predator vs. The Terminator", starring Mike Wallace as the MSM Predator, disolving unsuspecting minds with vomitous liberal spewage, and the grim Jack K as the sinister Terminator.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Jack: Mike, is that a roll of
June 2, 2007 - 21:26 ET by midnight cowboyJack: Mike, is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or are you just really glad to see me?
Kevorkian: I do wish we could
June 2, 2007 - 21:36 ET by Trix RabbitKevorkian: I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.
Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell
Funny dude.You'll laugh. Yo
June 3, 2007 - 06:24 ET by Jack BauerFunny dude.
Mike Wallace shows Jack Kevor
June 2, 2007 - 21:43 ET by TeamcheeserMike Wallace shows Jack Kevorkian the "Easier Way" to kill a man.
You know jack, you look prett
June 2, 2007 - 21:49 ET by Airforce_5_OYou know jack, you look pretty good for a guy who has been somebodies b*tch for the last 8 years.
verrrry cruel---LOL
June 2, 2007 - 22:35 ET by misterbillDr death I was nobody's bitch and I can back up to that statement, I mean backup, oh, never mind!
So explain the brown stain Ja
June 3, 2007 - 06:30 ET by Airforce_5_OSo explain the brown stain Jack?
Describe what Dr. Kevorkian l
June 3, 2007 - 07:06 ET by UnsaneDescribe what Dr. Kevorkian looks like.
Jack, thank God you're back
June 3, 2007 - 05:27 ET by motherbeltJack, thank God you're back!!! I thought I was going to have to do it the "old fashioned way"! !!
Say goodnight, Andy Rooney...
June 3, 2007 - 06:20 ET by Roger the ShrubberSay goodnight, Andy Rooney...
LOL. Would it be tasteless
June 3, 2007 - 06:28 ET by Jack BauerLOL. Would it be tasteless to send Andy a Get Unwell Soon card?
Hallmark just announced it'
June 3, 2007 - 06:36 ET by DontFeedTheTrollsHallmark just announced it's new line of "Be Deceased Soon" cards, designed by Jack Kevorkian and Charles Manson.
D
A day without NewsBusters is like a day without sunshine.
Yep, that is pretty tastele
June 3, 2007 - 06:55 ET by Jack BauerYep, that is pretty tasteless. That's why I love it.
"He's alive!!!"
June 3, 2007 - 14:51 ET by Prester John"He's alive!!!"
BDS assisted suicide
June 3, 2007 - 17:56 ET by Pragmatic-ManWallace was not so happy moments later when Kevorkian quickly departed to attend his first assisted suicide attributed to the insidious "Bush Derangement Syndrome" disease.
does it bother anyone else
June 3, 2007 - 19:09 ET by wiwfdoes it bother anyone else that all the people in the photo are white?
democrats, what a bunch of racists...
oh right... a quote
"The media is shocked to find out that after 8 years in a federal "pound me in the ass" prison, Jack Kevorkian is gay." "We now report to Mike Wallace, the chief investigator, for confirmation."
Mike: "uumph. hey doc, is that an assisted suicide syringe in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
Jack: "It ith whatever you want it to be, dahling."
Mike: "As you can thee, err "see," mr. kevorkian is not gay. I can now go on to live my remaining years as a closet homophobic homothekthual."
"It's a very strange wor
June 3, 2007 - 22:23 ET by Galvanic"It's a very strange world and I thank you, Dr. Jack." (with apologies to '60s music fans)
Count Dracula... (in the blue
June 3, 2007 - 23:15 ET by SnowWhiteCount Dracula... (in the blue...guess he forgot his cape)..biting the neck of his next unsuspecting victim.
Mike Wallace has lost his marbles. What next will he lose?
I'm suprised no one came up w
June 4, 2007 - 09:54 ET by pbanks7I'm suprised no one came up with this before me esp. Roger the Shrubber:
"I'm not dead yet. I think I'll go for a walk. I feel happeeeeeeee....(stick)."
Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research. Nee!
And speaking of dead herrings
June 4, 2007 - 09:55 ET by pbanks7And speaking of dead herrings....(budda-boom)
Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.
Just one Question about Jack
June 4, 2007 - 10:46 ET by LeonJust one Question about Jack K:
Why shouldn't people be able to decide when they want to die?
Can children decide to be bor
June 4, 2007 - 20:17 ET by saw the lightCan children decide to be born? Oops, sorry, to liberals it's an unorganized tissue mass, not a child.
"Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb (insert terrorist-supporting nation here)"
Liberals embrace death... wel
June 5, 2007 - 07:46 ET by Sergeant ROCKLiberals embrace death... well, that of everyone they don't like; like babies for instance.
What does that have to do wit
June 5, 2007 - 07:55 ET by LeonWhat does that have to do with anything?
Are you implying that a baby has the same cognitive development as a grown, human adult?
Way to slip that little abortion jab into a conversation that has nothing to do with abortion.
cognitive development.
June 5, 2007 - 08:00 ET by Cool ArrowYeah, everybody knows 'cognitive development' is the determinent of whether a baby should be killed. How dare he bring up this silly subject.
That question always sounds s
June 5, 2007 - 08:40 ET by kathleenirishThat question always sounds so innoculous when framed in this way!
Yeah, right. The people will decide.....
I think I see the Grim Reaper
June 5, 2007 - 08:37 ET by kathleenirishI think I see the Grim Reaper waving from the crowd.
With this crew, he can't ever be far behind.
Anyone who says they support the troops but not the mission is a liar.