Diane Duck giving Hamas TV's Minnie Mouse some competition? OK jihadists, full dress rehersal this time. Now let's try it again with the suicide vest and webbed feet.
Quack, quack, zionist pigs infected you? Why didn't you, quack, go to Cuba, for their superior, quack, medical care, instead of, quack, Denver? Imperialist, Jew-loving Bush's fault, quack? Quack, increased TB risk now, quack due to, great satan causing, quack, global warming.....
Oh, I'm sorry about that. My doctor put me on a new diet. That's really ripe, you shouldn't have to smell that. I'm sooo sorry. Please get him a drink of water. Oh, God, I can taste it!
Please don't take offense Mr. Speaker. I also wear this mask when I interview Republicans... because I fear their common sense and practical worldview might be contagious.
*****
"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello
George W. Bush is not a full-fledged conservative, but I still support his presidency. I'd rather have him as president than ANY of the Democrats. Merry Christmas 2007.
My interview with the wonderful and powerful Presidents Assad and Ahmadinejad have inspired me to adopt the true religion. I will be wearing this veil forever now.
I saw this LOL interview - TB Guy is a pathetic, self-absorbed wussie. If that narcissistic a-hole had infected me with TB I'd make damn sure he'd be walking with a freaking limp for the rest of his sorry life.
Maybe I am easily fooled. I also saw the interview and it sounds to me like he was told that he was not contageous and up until the time they put him in quarentine he had close encounters with his wife. Yes, it was recommended that he not fly, but since he was not contageous, he saw no problem with it. Even though they discovered while he was overseas that he had a more serious strain of TB, he was still not contageous.....
I think the CDC is trying the "'cover it's butt" and the MSM is blowing it out of proportion.
Yuck, I can't believe I am taking the side of a lawyer!
No RINOs in '08 - Thompson/Hunter would be a good ticket; Thompson/Steele would be a great ticket
Maybe his defenders are spinning it that way, but medically it doesn't make sense. The only way they could know if he had the multi-resistant strain of TB is if they got live germs from him to test. If he produces live germs, he's contagious. There might have been doubt on the flight over, but not on the return.
LK, I thought you were so uptight reading those religious postings...There's a funny side of you, no, hilarious side of your brain, man. Keep it coming.
<Hank Hill voice> "Dale, you idiot, we both know you don't even know how to spell 'karate,' so keep quiet or this masked woman is liable to beat you up!" </Hank> JMR
Good thing Hannity isn't a Journalist. Apples and oranges you dummy. Thats what I don't get about you dullards. Every time we have legitimate complaint about these so called journalists, you retort with a commentator as a reference. I know i know.. those opposing views that are on the ONE station are just too much for you tollerant folks to take. It's a good thing the rest of the media are in your pocket. Wouldn't want 2 cable stations with opposing views.
Now, if only that was made of sheet metal and stapled to her face. Every time that stupid woman opens her yap, she puts this country at risk. How retarded. Somebody has an uber strand of TB and the MSM runs to them for an interview. Hey Diane. If anything happend to you, would you still think that "scoop" was worth it? Lousy B*tch
"Last thing I remember is I was speaking with Laura Ingraham. Next thing I know is that my mouth had been vacuum sealed. She left a post-it that said 'Shut up, you liberal-commie sympathizer!"
"Just to prove what a Great and Brave, if not stupid, journalista I am, I am courageously wearing the TB man's airplane barf bag to prove that I am immune to TB caused by global warming. My carbon creditor told me so."
DS testifying : " Then Dick Cheney made me put it on like this and that the last thing I remember before hearing a loud blast. You can't see the scars, I've had botox injections. Don't any of you believe me ?"
"Why do you think George W. Bush let this happen to us? Don't worry GMA will get to the bottom with our superior investigative journalism team. No Republican will be missed when we start asking questions."
We'll let you take off the mask when you start to lay off the onions and garlic, OK?
George W. Bush is not a full-fledged conservative, but I still support his presidency. I'd rather have him as president than ANY of the Democrats. Merry Christmas 2007.
The terrorists, who typically blindfold their captives, displayed unusually good judgment in gagging this one.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Diane Sawyer... She almost looks better with the mask on than without it!
George W. Bush is not a full-fledged conservative, but I still support his presidency. I'd rather have him as president than ANY of the Democrats. Merry Christmas 2007.
Diane: "I sure wish these Depends came with installation instructions."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Commercial voice: "Diane, you always seem so confident and self-assured. What's your secret?"
Diane: "I'm wearing Ooops, I Crapped My Pants. I can spew all the liberal BS I want to and nobody notices."
Commercial voice: "Not so fast my blonde bomb smell. It may be containing your oral feces, but you can't hide that liberal stench."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Jerry, that's why she is wearing the New and Improved Ooops, I Crapped My Pants with baking soda and activated charcoal. It not only contains the oral feces, but neutralizes the odor, so that the general public won't know they're being covered with bull**** until it's too late.
"A communist is someone who reads Marx. An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx." Ronald Reagan
Curse these liberals and their stealth technology!
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
That's a song from NRBQ, from their second album (1970?) called "Boppin' The Blues", on which they were paired with Carl Perkins. It refers to the 3 Stooges "Men in Black" short where they play doctors wearing similar masks.
Im sorry, I wont mention anything more about georges drinking problem, now please remove the duck tape~
Why should I dignify your question with an answer when you are rude to everybody left of mussolini??
and as far as digging up coal...why not??Hey lets make Montana a parking lot
A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons
ps
It will be curious if they censor this article just as they shut down the caption fests for paris hiltons drinking problem...they shut down and censored all about bushs favored status and getting away with a slap on the wrist for driving while drunk!
Comments Policy
"You're dethpicable.&q
June 1, 2007 - 13:30 ET by balboa"You're dethpicable." (Daffy Duck)
Bal,Outside her bill, there i
June 1, 2007 - 17:37 ET by Chris NormanBal,
Outside her bill, there is something Looney Toons about her...
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
Outside her bill, there is so
June 1, 2007 - 17:42 ET byOutside her bill, there is something Looney Toons about her...inside her bill it's Marvel Comics
Bal,you win !lmao (square
June 1, 2007 - 22:02 ET by upcountrywaterBal,
you win !
lmao (squared)
1300 IRANIAN GAS CENTRIFUGES OPERATING 24-7, opps it's now 8,000..
Ditto That!
June 1, 2007 - 22:05 ET by Free StinkerDitto That!
ROFLMAO!!! oooohhh too rich
June 1, 2007 - 13:30 ET by MightyMouthROFLMAO!!! oooohhh too rich!! I can't think.... be back... Hahahaha!
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
Aflak!!!!
June 1, 2007 - 13:34 ET by Airforce_5_OAflak!!!!
Can't top that one!
June 1, 2007 - 13:39 ET by c5thenROTFLMAO!!!!!
The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic
Looks like she's auditionin
June 1, 2007 - 13:35 ET by Jack BauerLooks like she's auditioning for a job on al-Kayda TV.
Sorry Di, they're after the full black Burka look
If she'd only worn this when
June 1, 2007 - 13:57 ET by CaringwhiteguyIf she'd only worn this when she was interviewing those tinhorn Middle Eastern thug dictators she would have gotten lots better quotes.
Diane Duck?
June 2, 2007 - 07:42 ET by acumenDiane Duck giving Hamas TV's Minnie Mouse some competition? OK jihadists, full dress rehersal this time. Now let's try it again with the suicide vest and webbed feet.
Quack, quack, zionist pigs infected you? Why didn't you, quack, go to Cuba, for their superior, quack, medical care, instead of, quack, Denver? Imperialist, Jew-loving Bush's fault, quack? Quack, increased TB risk now, quack due to, great satan causing, quack, global warming.....
Why the long face Diane? &
June 1, 2007 - 13:35 ET by MightyMouthWhy the long face Diane?
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
July 21, 2007 - 15:35 ET by fitzfongOh, I'm sorry about that. My doctor put me on a new diet. That's really ripe, you shouldn't have to smell that. I'm sooo sorry. Please get him a drink of water. Oh, God, I can taste it!
I can't tell where one bag be
June 1, 2007 - 13:39 ET by liberal_bug_zapperI can't tell where one bag begins and the other one ends.
____________________________________________________
"We can only reason from what is; we can reason on actualities, but not on possibilities." ~ Thomas Paine
Please don't take offense Mr.
June 1, 2007 - 13:40 ET by Hero SquadPlease don't take offense Mr. Speaker. I also wear this mask when I interview Republicans... because I fear their common sense and practical worldview might be contagious.
*****
"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello
hurry up!!!
June 1, 2007 - 13:43 ET by LionKingHurry up!!! ... I am almost out of oats and Rosie is on her way.
Arghhh!!! LK, you beat me to
June 1, 2007 - 13:54 ET by SouthJersey1953Arghhh!!! LK, you beat me to it!! (looks like a feed bag to me)
No RINOs in '08 - Thompson/Hunter would be a good ticket; Thompson/Steele would be a great ticket
OFF THE WALL: Michael Jackson
June 1, 2007 - 13:44 ET by Hero SquadOFF THE WALL: Michael Jackson's transformation into a white woman is finally complete.
*****
"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello
Insert "Deuce Bigelow: E
June 1, 2007 - 13:45 ET by Roger the ShrubberInsert "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" penis-nose joke here.
Don't mind if I do..."Ex
June 1, 2007 - 17:54 ET by dabalDon't mind if I do...
"Excuse my chubby, I just sneezed five minutes ago..."
"Can't you people understand?
June 1, 2007 - 13:46 ET by nnptcgrad"Can't you people understand? We're extremely important persons, that's why we ran from the medical quarentine in Italy! We're SPECIAL!!
Mother nature is a bitch - Ninth Corollary of Murphy's Law
Hey, this feed-bag isn't big
June 1, 2007 - 13:49 ET by Mean Gene Dr. LoveHey, this feed-bag isn't big enough!
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." --Thomas Jefferson
Diane during a Donald Duck im
June 1, 2007 - 13:49 ET by vrwc13Diane during a Donald Duck impersonation?
Disco Duck!!! George W. B
June 1, 2007 - 22:45 ET by TexasOptimistDisco Duck!!!
George W. Bush is not a full-fledged conservative, but I still support his presidency. I'd rather have him as president than ANY of the Democrats.
Merry Christmas 2007.
nose job
June 1, 2007 - 13:53 ET by LionKingI hope this nose job works...I love Bab's look.
d s
June 1, 2007 - 13:54 ET by ZmeademanHey Roger you stole my thunder, Deuce was my first thought , maybe its deeper than T B , . Could be bad case of Dictatoritus
I am sorry to hear that your
June 2, 2007 - 08:18 ET by Roger the ShrubberI am sorry to hear that your sense of humor is as simple as mine... :p
Diane struggles to keep from
June 1, 2007 - 13:55 ET by muh-oonDiane struggles to keep from passing out while wearing a filter to reduce her personal CO2 pollution emissions because she cares about the planet.
"No, I am just filtering
June 1, 2007 - 15:33 ET by Senior Chief"No, I am just filtering my bull*hit, so the air won't increase its CO2 content. You have to remember, I'm in your homes 3 hours daily."
Scientist in Sweden finally r
June 1, 2007 - 13:55 ET by Airforce_5_OScientist in Sweden finally reveal a secret cloning project by using human and duck DNA to make the perfect TV morning co-host.
My Interviews
June 1, 2007 - 13:56 ET by allanfDear Viewers
My interview with the wonderful and powerful Presidents Assad and Ahmadinejad have inspired me to adopt the true religion. I will be wearing this veil forever now.
You mean, "The smell fro
June 1, 2007 - 15:28 ET by Senior ChiefYou mean, "The smell from Assad and Ahmadinejad's ass*s followed me here!"
I saw this LOL interview - TB
June 1, 2007 - 14:00 ET by RackieI saw this LOL interview - TB Guy is a pathetic, self-absorbed wussie. If that narcissistic a-hole had infected me with TB I'd make damn sure he'd be walking with a freaking limp for the rest of his sorry life.
Maybe I am easily fooled. I a
June 1, 2007 - 14:09 ET by SouthJersey1953Maybe I am easily fooled. I also saw the interview and it sounds to me like he was told that he was not contageous and up until the time they put him in quarentine he had close encounters with his wife. Yes, it was recommended that he not fly, but since he was not contageous, he saw no problem with it. Even though they discovered while he was overseas that he had a more serious strain of TB, he was still not contageous.....
I think the CDC is trying the "'cover it's butt" and the MSM is blowing it out of proportion.
Yuck, I can't believe I am taking the side of a lawyer!
No RINOs in '08 - Thompson/Hunter would be a good ticket; Thompson/Steele would be a great ticket
Maybe his defenders are spi
June 1, 2007 - 14:57 ET by dervishMaybe his defenders are spinning it that way, but medically it doesn't make sense. The only way they could know if he had the multi-resistant strain of TB is if they got live germs from him to test. If he produces live germs, he's contagious. There might have been doubt on the flight over, but not on the return.
We now return you to the humor.
The third choice Jersey: Thom
June 1, 2007 - 15:24 ET by Senior ChiefThe third choice Jersey: Thompson/Rice ticket, don't forget...
Chief...I am with you
June 1, 2007 - 17:05 ET by LionKingI like Rice for VP also.
Eventually, Diane began havi
June 1, 2007 - 14:03 ET by Hero SquadEventually, Diane began having second thoughts about signing on as the spokesperson for the "Hands-Free Hankie."
*****
"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello
"Hands-Free Hankie."
June 1, 2007 - 18:10 ET by Blonde"Hands-Free Hankie."
Diane gives Sheryl Crow a run for her money, wardrobistically, and in the most basic liberal style sense.....
Hands Free Hankie vs. Shirt Sleeve Napkin.
Diane Sawyer, Lone Ranger of
June 1, 2007 - 14:04 ET by GothampcDiane Sawyer, Lone Ranger of Journalism
oops
June 1, 2007 - 14:05 ET by LionKing"I am not sure what happened. The last thing I remember is I was kissing Hillary's ass and I ended up with her panties stuck on my head like this."
OK, this one is my favorite s
June 1, 2007 - 14:08 ET by Hero SquadOK, this one is my favorite so far!
*****
"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello
LK, I thought you were so upt
June 1, 2007 - 15:22 ET by Senior ChiefLK, I thought you were so uptight reading those religious postings...There's a funny side of you, no, hilarious side of your brain, man. Keep it coming.
Katie Couric is not going to
June 1, 2007 - 14:07 ET by GothampcKatie Couric is not going to get all the attention!
A Picture Worth a Thousand Wo
June 1, 2007 - 14:09 ET by bigtimerA Picture Worth a Thousand Words...
...NOT....
Diane: WHO FARTED????Diane:
June 1, 2007 - 14:16 ET by charlietexasDiane: WHO FARTED????
Diane: Hi, I'm the new Mrs. Michael Jackson!!
Diane: NO...I didn't have any plastic surgery!
Diane: Is this a barf bag??
It's time to start losing the
June 1, 2007 - 14:18 ET by MBombardierIt's time to start losing the collarless blouses and start wearing those modish mock turtles or a scarf cunningly tied to hide those wattles.
*sssshhhh-kkaaahh* - *ssssh
June 1, 2007 - 14:29 ET by OIFveteran*sssshhhh-kkaaahh* - *sssshhhh-kkaaahh*
"Luke, "
Do I really need to finish it?
<insert something clever>
<Hank Hill voice>&quo
June 1, 2007 - 14:46 ET by sarcasmo<Hank Hill voice>
"Dale, you idiot, we both know you don't even know how to spell 'karate,' so keep quiet or this masked woman is liable to beat you up!"
</Hank>
JMR
following instructions
June 1, 2007 - 14:36 ET by LionKing"The instructions said to remove from package and then place over the head...but, this is as far as I got."
I'm sorry that I couldn't fin
June 1, 2007 - 14:48 ET by FastEdI'm sorry that I couldn't find my burkka, will this do?
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
...a conservative reporter
June 1, 2007 - 15:03 ET by dervish...a conservative reporter once called me an airhead. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. pftchtchtch!
THUFFERIN' THUCKOTASH' !! WO
June 1, 2007 - 15:05 ET by BlazerTHUFFERIN' THUCKOTASH' !! WOULD THOMEBODY PLEEZ GET ONE TO COVER THE REST OF HER FACE, SHE LOOKS ABOUT A HUNDRED, AND ONE YEARS OLD!!
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
Abba-de-ah, abba-de-ah, abba-
June 4, 2007 - 10:06 ET by pbanks7Abba-de-ah, abba-de-ah, abba-de-ah, that's all folks!
Dun-dah-dah-daaahh, dah, daaaaaaaahhhhh!
Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.
captionfest
June 1, 2007 - 15:11 ET by SportPoliticsDS " Now,the fallout from Bushes torture policies.
They wear this while sleeping to avoid being orally raped?!
The edges are razor sharp mr aclu, is there a reason for that ? And is it true you've seen some with Koranic verses lovingly inscribed on them ? "
No. This is so the Gitmo tort
June 4, 2007 - 10:10 ET by pbanks7No. This is so the Gitmo torturers cannot be identified, although it looks more like a "religion of peace" torturer costume.
Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.
Wasn’t this a Monty Python
June 1, 2007 - 15:13 ET by pocomocoWasn’t this a Monty Python twit sketch?
With her cow eyes, afghan ‘do, and duck bill Sawyer becomes spokesperson for PETA.
Now, for the first lesson on how a news-reader makes an ass of herself.
Disney’s ducks: Huey, Louey, Dewey, and Phewey.
If it looks like a duck, talk
June 1, 2007 - 15:16 ET by Senior ChiefIf it looks like a duck, talks like a duck, walk like a duck, it must be demoduck. No leftoiduck...See you later, ducky!
thinks
June 1, 2007 - 17:36 ET by LionKing...thinks like a duck!!!
LU LU LU LU LU LU LU LU LU LU
June 1, 2007 - 15:19 ET by SQL_SamLU LU LU LU LU LU LU LU LU LU !
Burka Burka Mohammed Jihad
Being a Morning TV co-host is
June 1, 2007 - 15:28 ET by Airforce_5_OBeing a Morning TV co-host isn't all it's (wait for it) QUACKED up to be!
(rim shot; giant hook comes out; curtain closes)
I would have preferred a whol
June 1, 2007 - 15:45 ET by mattmI would have preferred a whole body suit...
Its hard to get a word on Fox
June 1, 2007 - 16:05 ET byIts hard to get a word on Fox when
Hannity always ducktapes his liberal victims.
A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons
Hey, keep your Hannity feti
June 1, 2007 - 16:11 ET by MightyMouthHey, keep your Hannity fetish to yourself!!
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
Montana..
June 1, 2007 - 16:12 ET by Six String SpiffGood thing Hannity isn't a Journalist. Apples and oranges you dummy. Thats what I don't get about you dullards. Every time we have legitimate complaint about these so called journalists, you retort with a commentator as a reference. I know i know.. those opposing views that are on the ONE station are just too much for you tollerant folks to take. It's a good thing the rest of the media are in your pocket. Wouldn't want 2 cable stations with opposing views.
Dave Mustain for President
Hey Montana, been to Venezuel
June 1, 2007 - 16:19 ET by mattmHey Montana, been to Venezuela lately?
I have friend from there, why
June 2, 2007 - 14:58 ET byI have friend from there, why?
A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons
Couldn't be that some tyrant
June 2, 2007 - 15:05 ET by NL207Couldn't be that some tyrant is destroying freedom there, could it?
Half way there...
June 1, 2007 - 16:07 ET by Six String SpiffNow, if only that was made of sheet metal and stapled to her face. Every time that stupid woman opens her yap, she puts this country at risk. How retarded. Somebody has an uber strand of TB and the MSM runs to them for an interview. Hey Diane. If anything happend to you, would you still think that "scoop" was worth it? Lousy B*tch
damn conservatives
June 1, 2007 - 16:11 ET by LionKing"Last thing I remember is I was speaking with Laura Ingraham. Next thing I know is that my mouth had been vacuum sealed. She left a post-it that said 'Shut up, you liberal-commie sympathizer!"
Diane Sawyer intrepid journalista
June 1, 2007 - 16:39 ET by judahis"Just to prove what a Great and Brave, if not stupid, journalista I am, I am courageously wearing the TB man's airplane barf bag to prove that I am immune to TB caused by global warming. My carbon creditor told me so."
judahbenheard
Not a Democrap or a lip-brawl, mostly a conserve-a-tiff. Famous words of elderly from movie "Moonstruck: "Somebody tell a joke" .
Any care to render an opinion
June 1, 2007 - 16:52 ET by BuffNBoneAny care to render an opinion about what the progeny of the above mating with John Kerry in the NASA Bunny Suit might look like?
"Fighters are fun but bombers make policy"
Variety reports that Diane Sa
June 1, 2007 - 17:00 ET by hjmickVariety reports that Diane Sawyer has been cast as the title character in the upcoming film Howard the Duck II: The Liberal Scourge.
I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements. - Penn Jillette
fashion
June 1, 2007 - 17:41 ET by LionKingDiane Sawyer, modeling the Face-Neutralizer from the Rosie O'Donnell Collection...helping ugly girls get dates.
captionfest
June 1, 2007 - 17:48 ET by SportPoliticsDS testifying : " Then Dick Cheney made me put it on like this and that the last thing I remember before hearing a loud blast. You can't see the scars, I've had botox injections. Don't any of you believe me ?"
"Why do you think George
June 1, 2007 - 17:54 ET by bigron"Why do you think George W. Bush let this happen to us? Don't worry GMA will get to the bottom with our superior investigative journalism team. No Republican will be missed when we start asking questions."
Diane finally smells what she
June 1, 2007 - 18:11 ET by ArchConservativeDiane finally smells what she's been shoveling.
Caption entry - Sawyer
June 1, 2007 - 19:23 ET by nkviking75Diane Sawyer wears a mask to prevent her from spreading TB: Tired B.S.
Who was that masked woman?
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.
"Dees ees a steekup, sen
June 1, 2007 - 19:44 ET by Teamcheeser"Dees ees a steekup, senior..."
Who knows what evil lies in t
June 1, 2007 - 19:49 ET by Airforce_5_OWho knows what evil lies in the hearts of conservatives? The duck liberal does!
I've always wanted to be a ha
June 1, 2007 - 19:58 ET by Prester JohnI've always wanted to be a harem girl.
We'll let you take off the ma
June 1, 2007 - 19:59 ET by TexasOptimistWe'll let you take off the mask when you start to lay off the onions and garlic, OK?
George W. Bush is not a full-fledged conservative, but I still support his presidency. I'd rather have him as president than ANY of the Democrats.
Merry Christmas 2007.
The terrorists, who typical
June 1, 2007 - 19:59 ET by JerryThe terrorists, who typically blindfold their captives, displayed unusually good judgment in gagging this one.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Diane Sawyer... She almost lo
June 1, 2007 - 20:04 ET by TexasOptimistDiane Sawyer... She almost looks better with the mask on than without it!
George W. Bush is not a full-fledged conservative, but I still support his presidency. I'd rather have him as president than ANY of the Democrats.
Merry Christmas 2007.
Diane: "I sure wish
June 1, 2007 - 20:06 ET by JerryDiane: "I sure wish these Depends came with installation instructions."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Diane Sawyer models the lates
June 1, 2007 - 20:12 ET by TeamcheeserDiane Sawyer models the latest in the "Pelosi Line" of women accessories.
Commercial voice: "D
June 1, 2007 - 20:20 ET by JerryCommercial voice: "Diane, you always seem so confident and self-assured. What's your secret?"
Diane: "I'm wearing Ooops, I Crapped My Pants. I can spew all the liberal BS I want to and nobody notices."
Commercial voice: "Not so fast my blonde bomb smell. It may be containing your oral feces, but you can't hide that liberal stench."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachmentvote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Jerry, that's why she is wear
June 2, 2007 - 12:46 ET by MikeBJerry, that's why she is wearing the New and Improved Ooops, I Crapped My Pants with baking soda and activated charcoal. It not only contains the oral feces, but neutralizes the odor, so that the general public won't know they're being covered with bull**** until it's too late.
"A communist is someone who reads Marx. An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx." Ronald Reagan
Curse these liberals and th
June 2, 2007 - 21:22 ET by JerryCurse these liberals and their stealth technology!
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
"Bush's call for 15 mask
June 1, 2007 - 21:02 ET by"Bush's call for 15 masks called ineffective; DUCT TAPE recommended"
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
"Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, D
June 1, 2007 - 22:06 ET by Del Dolemonte"Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard,
"Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard,
Calling Dr. Howard,
Calling Dr. Fine,
Calling Dr. Howard,
Dr. Howard, Dr. Howard Dr. Fine"
That's a song from NRBQ, from their second album (1970?) called "Boppin' The Blues", on which they were paired with Carl Perkins. It refers to the 3 Stooges "Men in Black" short where they play doctors wearing similar masks.
To quote Curly
June 2, 2007 - 09:37 ET by goldenthroatTo quote Curly - "Oh, wo, wo, wo, wo, wo, wo, wo, wo!"
Best Captionfest ever.Mostly
June 1, 2007 - 22:09 ET by BlondeBest Captionfest ever.
Mostly they're (Capfest's) pretty lame (well, I liked the one with Larry King and his overly styled Double XX arm candy!!!).
The AFLAC comment kinda did it for me, although I'd be hard pressed to pick a winner here....there were numerous clever and witty winners, IMO.
A self portrait
June 2, 2007 - 09:36 ET by goldenthroatDiane Sawyer - Demonstrating what a real network news terrorist looks like!
Uncle Ahmagonnablowitup, lo
June 2, 2007 - 11:50 ET by wiwfUncle Ahmagonnablowitup, loooook! I'm wearing something to cover my face like Sharia Law states! Can I puh-leeeeeeeeze join your muslim club party?
"AFLAC"
June 3, 2007 - 20:06 ET by Tom Paine"AFLAC"
Im sorry, I wont mention anyt
June 9, 2007 - 15:15 ET byIm sorry, I wont mention anything more about georges drinking problem, now please remove the duck tape~
Why should I dignify your question with an answer when you are rude to everybody left of mussolini??
and as far as digging up coal...why not??Hey lets make Montana a parking lot
A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons
ps
It will be curious if they censor this article just as they shut down the caption fests for paris hiltons drinking problem...they shut down and censored all about bushs favored status and getting away with a slap on the wrist for driving while drunk!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/bush/bush.html
A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons