Al Gore to Jon Stewart: ‘Facts Play Less of a Role in the Way we Make Decisions’

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The Global Warmingist-in-Chief was Jon Stewart’s guest on “The Daily Show” Thursday evening. And, right out of the starting blocks, soon-to-be-Dr. Al Gore made a statement that marvelously epitomized his career:

Yeah, logic, reason, facts play less of a role now in the way we make decisions in America.

Granted, in his typically smug manner, Gore was pointing fingers at others. However, as veracity has never been his strong suit, this was clearly an inconvenient truth that could have been a mea culpa if he was capable of actually being honest with both himself and his viewers.

That was just the beginning of the insanity on display, and not the last time during his ten minutes in front of the camera that we would be laughing at the former vice president instead of with him (video available here):

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Yeah, logic, reason, facts play less of a role now in the way we make decisions in America, and that's really what the invasion of Iraq has in common with the climate crisis. In both cases, there were all these facts, all this evidence, enough to convince any reasonable person that, hey, by the way, Saddam Hussein was not the one responsible for the attack on 9/11, so maybe [audience cheers] maybe we shouldn't have withdrawn most of our troops from the search in Afghanistan, where Osama bin Laden was, to invade a country that did not attack us.

Isn't it actually Gore himself -- as he's done throughout his career -- that is ignoring logic, reason, and facts?

For instance, 535 members of Congress actually debated a war resolution that passed with overwhelming majorities in both chambers. Is Gore suggesting that every person, including all his fellow Democrats, that voted in favor of this resolution ignored logic, reason, and facts?

Sadly, Stewart didn’t challenge Gore on this obvious hypocrisy, or this one:

I think the answer to his question is, people don't care that much any more about what's said on the floor of the Senate because the news media doesn't cover it any more.

What? Virtually every word that is uttered in Congress, especially by a Democrat, is covered by the various media outlets 24/7/365. Any suggestion to the contrary is clearly lacking logic, reason, and is devoid of facts.

Yet, the best example of just how far Gore is from such was in the following:

I know that there are a lot of people here who feel the way that I do [audience cheers], that actually if you want to get through a lot of the nonsense and get to the heart of what the most important news of the day is, this is really one of the places to go to get the straight story, and it's ironic. I mean, it's true, it's true, Jon. You know, back in the Middle Ages — this'll sound a little weird, high-fallutin', but — the court jester was sometimes the only person who was allowed to tell the truth without getting his head cut off, and in the current media environment, making jokes about serious stuff is about the only way you can get past the...

This was either another botched joke by a Democrat – and aren’t we all getting sick of that? – or the perfect example of just how far from reason, logic, and facts Gore is.

After all, there have been numerous sociologists and political scientists that have expressed concern about young people getting news from comedy shows like this and “The Colbert Report.”

If Al Gore actually believes that “The Daily Show” “is really one of the places to go to get the straight story,” he should be seeing a team of psychiatrists rather than touring the globe giving speeches.

What follows is a partial transcript of this segment.

JON STEWART, HOST: Welcome back. My guest tonight, a former Vice President of the United States, and a former Presidential candidate, his new book is called The Assault on Reason. Please welcome to the show Al Gore.

[...]

The book is called The Assault on Reason; has something happened to Reason that I haven't heard about? What's going on?

AL GORE: Well, Reason had it coming. Yeah, logic, reason, facts play less of a role now in the way we make decisions in America, and that's really what the invasion of Iraq has in common with the climate crisis. In both cases, there were all these facts, all this evidence, enough to convince any reasonable person that, hey, by the way, Saddam Hussein was not the one responsible for the attack on 9/11, so maybe [audience cheers] maybe we shouldn't have withdrawn most of our troops from the search in Afghanistan, where Osama bin Laden was, to invade a country that did not attack us. And in the same way, all the scientists tell us that, hey, the climate crisis is the most serious that we've ever faced, and yet our official policy in the country is still that, you know, we're not going to do anything serious about it, and there are lots of other similar examples.

STEWART: How is reason — you know, you lay out that case and people say that's very reasonable. So how is it that, as a group, we continue to go, "Ah, I see: let's do the unreasonable thing"? What is it about the arguments, and why then are the people not using reason doing so much better arguing than the reasonable people? Even in the Senate, you have people — you know, they were just saying, we're going to, the Senate and the House are going to send a bill to the President, it's gonna stop the war and do the thing, and just recently they went, "Ah, you know what? Forget it, let's just go away for the weekend."

GORE: Well, you know, before the vote to go to war in the first place in Iraq, our longest-serving Senator, Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia, stood in an empty chamber, and he said "Why is this Senate silent? Ominously silent?" There was no effort to lay out the pros and cons, and in fact that was the case. I think the answer to his question is, people don't care that much any more about what's said on the floor of the Senate because the news media doesn't cover it any more —

STEWART: You haven't seen C–SPAN 5.

GORE: — and the Senators are often not there, because the system that we have now makes them feel like they have to go out and spend all their time raising money to buy 30-second television commercials, because that's the principal way that political dialogue takes place now. And when you have a conversation that's still mainly over television, it's a one-way communication. The average American is watching television 4½ hours a day —

STEWART: Although we have great respect for you, and that in no way insinuates that it's not a good use of your time. [cheers] It is a passive medium.

GORE: Yes, and my position is that all television is bad except my network, Current TV, and The Daily Show, and whatever show I happen to be watching at the time.

STEWART: Exactly.

GORE: But in all seriousness, the television news programs have probably spent a lot more time on Britney Spears' shaving her head, and Paris Hilton going to jail, and Anna-Nicole Smith's estate lawyers and Joey Buttafuoco, and all this stuff, than they have spent giving us the facts — for example, telling us before the invasion of Iraq, that actually Iraq had nothing whatsoever to do with the attack of 9/11.

STEWART: You keep coming back to this: Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11?

GORE: It's shocking, isn't it? 70% of the American people were convinced at the time of the vote that Saddam Hussein was primarily responsible for the attack, 50% still think he was involved with the attack.

STEWART: But isn't that because — I think the reason that always strikes me that that is because the people that want you to believe something are actively manipulating information, and the people whose responsibility it is to filter through that manipulation, don't seem to be doing that. Is that where the disconnect is?

GORE: I think that's part of the problem. I think that the boundary between entertainment and news has been blurred — not on this show!

STEWART: Why are you looking at me? [pause] You know what's sad? On this show, I've actually blurred the line between entertainment and entertainment. We gotta take a commercial break, but when we come back, tell me what is actually wrong, and you can even use my name if you want to. We'll be right back with Al GORE.

[commercial break]

STEWART: Welcome back. We're talkin' to Al Gore.

GORE: I want to say something about your show.

STEWART: Please, say something about our show.

GORE: I want to say something about your show, and not just to flatter you, but it makes a point. I know that there are a lot of people here who feel the way that I do [audience cheers], that actually if you want to get through a lot of the nonsense and get to the heart of what the most important news of the day is, this is really one of the places to go to get the straight story, and it's ironic. I mean, it's true, it's true, Jon. You know, back in the Middle Ages — this'll sound a little weird, high-fallutin', but — the court jester was sometimes the only person who was allowed to tell the truth without getting his head cut off, and in the current media environment, making jokes about serious stuff is about the only way you can get past the —

STEWART: Let me ask you something: that's a compliment, right?

GORE: You're in this book!

STEWART: Thank you. Let me ask you this, though: why is it that the news media — and they're clearly being manipulated by government, by other — why don't they push back just as hard? In terms of, why do they feel that they have to be symbiotic with government? Why do they feel they have to be in a close, mutual relationship?

GORE: First of all, the networks have made the news divisions part of the cash-generating machine, and they have to meet the bottom line, first and foremost. That didn't used to be the case. The line between entertainment and news, as I said earlier, has been blurred badly, and also they can be intimidated. For example, in the run-up to the Iraq War, a lot of politicians, but also a lot of newscasters, were actually scared that they would be branded as unpatriotic —

STEWART: — or lose access —

GORE: — or lose access, or lose ratings. Some of the businesses that advise television networks on how to build their ratings, advised them point-blank, do not put on opponents to this invasion of Iraq, because the others are waving the flag and saying, "Let's go."

STEWART: But isn't the Internet, then, the great equalizer? The Internet is a much more populous — they're the ones that can generate the momentum that put these opposing viewpoints and these other truths into the marketplace, and by keeping that momentum up, isn't the Internet then maybe the counterbalance?

GORE: It is the single greatest source of hope that we will be able to fix what ails the conversation of democracy. And yes, for all its problems and excesses and abuses, and there are a lot of them —

STEWART: Porn.

GORE: Not just that, but the Internet has low entry barriers for individuals, who are then able to join the conversation. And even now, even though it's not at the point where it can really seriously compete with television, even now, the television broadcasters are getting feedback over the Internet that blows the whistle on them. If the Internet had been as strong 6 years ago as it is now, maybe, maybe there would've been a lot more attention paid to the real facts, and we would not have had our troops stuck over there in the middle of a civil war.

STEWART: I'm with you: I blame the Internet. [laughter] Hey, wait a minute!

The Assault on Reason: it's really a fascinating book, and between that and Inconvenient Truth, you need to write something funny. This is really.... Something about five dogs that go to heaven. Al Gore!

—Noel Sheppard is the Associate Editor of NewsBusters.


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Al Gore discussing how far we

Al Gore discussing how far we are from reason and logic?????

Another liberal hoist on his own petard.....

Gore, Stewart and Letterman

I couldn't watch but a few minutes of Gore on the Stewart and Letterman shows. This guy acting like a fool isn't acting.

These two hosts act as if they are sitting at the feet of the Master. It is disgusting.

This show that Gore is putting on just proves how unworthy he was of winning the presidency. The voters knew it.

Run me down those voting numb

Run me down those voting numbers once more, Bush v Gore?

Vote tally

Sure, Sir Thomas.  It was Bush 271, Gore 266.  That, of course, is the vote that matters, the Electoral College.

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

The Democrat-infested Floridu

The Democrat-infested Floriduh Supreme Court, in 2000, tried to re-write established election laws after the election had been concluded. They were bitch-slapped by SCOTUS, 7-2.

To his credit, the Floriduh Supreme Court Chief Justice dissented against his colleagues, and correctly predicted they would be overturned.

Now, the Democrats are trying to overturn over 225 years of established law to eliminate the Electoral College. That's because they can't win otherwise.

Period.

Period.

He was on Charlie Rose's sh

He was on Charlie Rose's show last night too, probably getting the same kind of softball treatment, and parroting the same B.S. and B.D.S. I could only stand 60 seconds of his droning until I had to flip the channel.

"Assault on Reason?&quot

"Assault on Reason?" Isn't that the title of the Democrats playbook?

Some time ago big Al was the

Some time ago big Al was the recipient of a devina-illumination it probably was delivered  by a haint or succubus but none the less delivery was made. Its a southern thing.

Al means that decisions of great magnatude should be made  at any monent in time based on thoughts and feeling at that time.....like global warming. It is logical to make decisions base on global warming, wheather true or not, this shall be the base. Let history tell the story.

Incomplete. His decision m

Incomplete.

His decision making process is, "What do I need to do or say to manipulate those I want to for the next fifteen minutes?"

Yes--it has been for over thr

Yes--it has been for over thrity years and Al Gore was a big part of the liberal spew, spin soup.  I can't think of a book I'll avoid more right now.  A liar writes a book--what could it be but a lie.

Liberalism is a convenient lie.

"...what could it be but

"...what could it be but a lie?"  Um, an autobiography?

"A communist is someone who reads Marx.  An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx."  Ronald Reagan

At the beginning of the video

At the beginning of the video the people cheer vociferously for Al.  Jon then says: "It's aaah, like a bunch of crazy people"

How true

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

‘Facts Play Less of a Rol

‘Facts Play Less of a Role in the Way we Make Decisions’

That's an understatement coming from Mr Gore !!!

Not just that - I have stru

Not just that - I have struggled all this time to summarize him in a few words - and he did it himself for me!

Gore bored us withenough to

Gore bored us with

enough to convince any reasonable person that, hey, by the way, Saddam Hussein was not the one responsible for the attack on 9/11

Now watch this video and think again

http://tinyurl.com/2...

RighthereSupreme Court,  Nat

Right

here

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

Everytime I see this jerk I

Everytime I see this jerk I feel like I've been assaulted and insulted. Can I sue?? Make a police report?? NO

"Facts play less of a ro

"Facts play less of a role in the way we make decisions"

This about sunmarizes his propaganda movie, "An Inconvenient Truth".

Some inconvienient facts for Algore

Some inconvienient facts Algore seems to be unaware of:

1. Nobody ever suggested that Saddam was directly involved in the 9/11 attacks.

2. CIA investigations discovered that the Hussein regime was supporting Al Queda financially throughout the 1990s

3. Saddam Hussein was harboring terrorists. The hijackers of the Aquillie Lauro passenger liner were found in Iraq in 2004. They were killed by the U.S. Marines.

4. There is no climate crisis. Carbon dioxide is not a pollutant. Besides which, plants absorb it.

"Does Dirk Richters' ghost huant the bordello where his bullet riddled body was found?"-Bart Simpson

1. Believe it or not, a Feder

1. Believe it or not, a Federal Judge appointed by Bill Clinton ruled in 2003 in a lawsuit by 9/11 family members that Iraq was tied to the 9/11 attacks.

2. Clinton's Justice Department, in their 1998 indictment against bin Laden, specifically claimed a working relationship between AQ and Iraq.

3. Hussein also offered blood money ($25,000 per attack?) for terrorists in other countries, especially Lebanon/Israel.

4. I still have snow on the higher peaks just to the north of me. All Bush's fault.

You might want to check you

You might want to check your facts (you know, those inconvenient things you seem to avoid). Or, maybe try watching something besides Fox News. I know, I know, there goes that damn liberal media reporting on what the 9/11 Commission, Senate Intelligence Committe, and the CIA say.

The Washington Post (Thursday, June 17, 2004; Page A01)

Al Qaeda-Hussein Link Is Dismissed

The Sept. 11 commission reported yesterday that it has found no "collaborative relationship" between Iraq and al Qaeda, challenging one of the Bush administration's main justifications for the war in Iraq.

Along with the contention that Saddam Hussein was stockpiling weapons of mass destruction, President Bush, Vice President Cheney and other top administration officials have often asserted that there were extensive ties between Hussein's government and Osama bin Laden's terrorist network; earlier this year, Cheney said evidence of a link was "overwhelming."

The commission cited reports of contacts between Iraq and al Qaeda after bin Laden went to Afghanistan in 1996, adding, "but they do not appear to have resulted in a collaborative relationship. Two senior bin Laden associates have adamantly denied that any ties existed between al
Qaeda and Iraq.

We have no credible evidence that Iraq and al Qaeda cooperated on attacks against the United States."

As recently as Monday, Cheney said in a speech that Hussein "had long-established ties with al Qaeda."

Full Article

CIA Learned in '02 That Bin Laden Had No Iraq Ties, Report Says

The CIA learned in late September 2002 from a high-level member of Saddam Hussein's inner circle that Iraq had no past or present contact with Osama bin Laden and that the Iraqi leader considered bin Laden an enemy of the Baghdad regime, according to a recent Senate Intelligence Committee report.

Full Article

This would be the same CIA

This would be the same CIA which in August 1978 analysed the situation in Iran as

(Iran) is not in a revolutionary, or even a pre-revolutionary situation.

That was six months before Mohammed Reza Pahlavi (that's the Shah for all those educated at Berkeley) fled Iran for good.

Maybe you missed it, but that was when the Ayotollah Khomeni led an Islamic revolution which the CIA had utterly failed to see coming.

That was the same CIA which failed to detect the 9/11 plot seven years in the making.

So please, don't think for one second that what the CIA says or does is gospel, especially under the Clinton appointed George Tenet.

You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll talk jive! Just check out my latest YouTube video Hillary Clinton Talks Jive

Ah yes, of course. The sam

Ah yes, of course. The same CIA you've just trashed as being unreliable, is the same CIA whose intelligence you treated as gospel when going into Iraq, correct?

the same CIA whose intellig

the same CIA whose intelligence you treated as gospel when going into Iraq, correct?

In that case, they turned out to be correct.

http://newsbusters.org/node/11907#comment-329938

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Fred Thompson and Ann Coulter walk into a bar. The bar is instantly destroyed because that much awesome cannot be contained in one building.

SomerTeeth Says: We have no

SomerTeeth Says: We have no credible evidence that Iraq and al Qaeda cooperated on attacks against the United States."

As recently as Monday, Cheney said in a speech that Hussein "had long-established ties with al Qaeda."

Both of those statements are true. Basic reading comprehension shows that one doesn't preclude the other. Hussein allowed al Qaeda to operate within Iraq. He wasn't privy to what they were doing exactly. He just knew they were bad guys and he didn't kick them out.

D


A day without NewsBusters is like a day without sunshine.

Hey retard. It wasn't me w

Hey retard. It wasn't me who said "We have no credible evidence that Iraq and al Qaeda cooperated on attacks against the United States."

It was an excert directly from the article that you obviously didn't read.

The Senate Select Committee on Intelligence concluded that "Postwar findings support the April 2002 Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) assessment that there was no credible reporting on al-Qa'ida training at Salman Pak or anywhere else in Iraq. There have been no credible reports since the war that Iraq trained al-Qa'ida operatives at Salman
Pak to conduct or support transnational terrorist operations. Source: Sellect Committee on Intelligence

Keep reaching.

Well.... that was real tortu

Well.... that was real torture listening to the 'Goreacle'...

Absolutely slayed me when he was saying the newscasters are scared of being called Unpatriotic, being told not to put critters that oppose the war on their network shows....

When...  where... and... what.... network has that NOT happened on?

Puhleeze....

The man is not only living in a dream world...he must be positively insane.

Heidy ho.  A little news - r

Heidy ho.  A little news - rumor is probably more accurate - about whether the US will participate in the curbing of our CO2 emissions. 

The United States is preparing to reject new targets on climate change at a Group of Eight summit next month, dashing German and British hopes for a new global pact on carbon emissions, according to a document released by environmentalists.

http://www.poststar.com/articles/2007/05/26/ap/headlines/d8pc7buo0.txt

dahlia,That's so funny....I p

dahlia,

That's so funny....I posted that Gore was the Heidi Fleiss of political fundraisers on an earlier Gore thread today....great minds and all that.  :) 

I think I like "Heidi Ho" better than "Heidi Fleiss".

(lol)  Very good, Blonde. 

(lol)  Very good, Blonde.  I didn't even think of that.

Plus isn't one of the AGW devotees on the Weather Channel named Heidi ...?  This is starting to get as scary as the "ten" conspiracy that surfaces on a conversation thread a couple of weeks ago.

Quite, Dahlia.The conspiracy

Quite, Dahlia.

The conspiracy thing, I mean.  Like the name Heidi.  Wow.

I'm just really tired (after a week at corporate HQ) that my neurons are not firing on all cylinders.  I'll have to leave it to you to flesh out the rest of the conspiracy.

About all I'm capable of at this point is my same old song & dance....Al Gore the stick-man is a complete and utter moron.

DT

DT,

Well, the G8 wasn't able to decide on anything without us. The reality is that virtually nobody is hitting previous Kyoto targets, and the interest in this is decaying. Our media won't report that, but, as you know, I'm looking at international reports on this subject from a huge number of sources 24/7/365.

Wonderfully, 2007 is quickly becoming the ninth year in a row cooler than the previous high year during this cycle, 1998. If all of the scientists I respect are right, some time quite soon, it is going to be quite obvious that 1998 was the peak, and that we have already entered a multi-decadinal cooling cycle.

The reason for all the rush is because likely even many of the alarmists at the UN are quite aware of this, and they want to get everybody on board Kyoto before the cooling becomes too obvious even to the clearly braindead.  ns

Exactly, Noel.  They are con

Exactly, Noel.  They are contesting that 1998 is the warmest (over 2005).  But the fact is that there is no clear cut case that 2005 is the warmest.  It is contested.  How can we make onerous, wide ranging decisions of national policy on the basis of ambiguous evidence and a graph that may well have leveled off?

dahlia,Didn't you know.....Ye

dahlia,

Didn't you know.....Yeah, logic, reason, facts play less of a role now in the way we make decisions in America.

Al Gore says so....so it must be true.

Idiotic.

If the global warmers had any

If the global warmers had any logic and were observant they would realize how much more important water vapor is to temperature than carbon dioxide.  A humid area of the country will stay warm long after the sun goes down, but a desert cools off rapidly.  The deserts are not lacking in carbon dioxide, only water. Per molecule, water vapor is not as powerful of a greenhouse gas as carbon dioxide, but by sheer volume it dwarfs carbon dixide.  Additionaly you have the blanket effect of clouds, plus the albedo effect, both of these in addition to thermal capacity of the molecule.  I am guessing most people on this site understand this, unfortunately, much of the population is clueless.

it reminds me of a saying a Gulf War 1 vet told me they had in the desert. "Travel light, freeze at night."

"...The Democrats love chaos. The Republicans love order and discipline and waiting your turn."  Chris Matthews on "Gregory Live"  as reported by Scott Whitlock 16MAY2007 blog "Matthews Rips..."<

alamo,Quite right you are. 

alamo,

Quite right you are.  Humid vs. dry.  Water vapor, and it's sheer volume.  Why, we get a whole five or ten degree drop in Florida when the sun goes down....makes it go from hot and sticky to merely sticky, and kinda hot.

Correction to myself from inf

Correction to myself from info found here

C A R B O N Dioxide gas has a Specific HEAT CAPACITY of 0.846 kJ/kgK at 80.31F. Meanwhile, Water Vapor at that same temp has a specific heat capacity of 1.864 kJ/kgK. So the specific heat capacity of water vapor is indeed higher than C A R B O N dioxide. One thing this does not show is which molecule can absorb certain wavelengths of light better.

The scary thing is, they stil

The scary thing is, they still have a lot of PR momentum on their side. Some of the braindead will never believe it, they will just forget about it and move on to the next global "crisis".

My soon to be 89 year old farmer-Grandfather talks about how when he was a kid, there were citrus orchards in South Mississippi and Lousiana.  Then for several decades there were too many freezes, resulting in less citrus crops.  Then the temperature pendulum swung back the other way. He has been scoffing at this "global warming" for years.

"...The Democrats love chaos. The Republicans love order and discipline and waiting your turn."  Chris Matthews on "Gregory Live"  as reported by Scott Whitlock 16MAY2007 blog "Matthews Rips..."<

1000 Books of the Month Club

Meanwhile back in reality - I wonder how many thousands of books algore will have to sell to pay this months electric bill?

Not to worry.  If book sales

Not to worry.  If book sales don't pan out, he can cover the shortfall with royalties from his zinc mine.

http://www.opinionjournal.com/diary/?id=110009804

Uh oh.  Cover your ears, Al

Uh oh.  Cover your ears, Al Gore.  Strong hurricane seasons can occur even when the ocean is in a cooler period.

(Hey, the author is Andrew Revkin!  He Who Dared to Question Carbon Credits.)

Over the last 5,000 years, the eastern Caribbean has experienced several periods, lasting centuries, in which strong hurricanes occurred frequently even though ocean temperatures were cooler than those measured today, according to a new study.

The authors, from the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution, say their findings do not necessarily conflict with recent papers asserting a link between the region’s hurricane activity and human-caused warming of the climate and seas.

But, they say, their work does imply that factors other than ocean temperature, at least for thousands of years, appear to have played a pivotal role in shaping storminess in the region.  ...

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/24/science/earth/24storm.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

Al Gore is a 'Global Warming'

Al Gore is a 'Global Warming' whore.  I just can't stand the sight or sound of him anymore.  

Hey, Al, the sky is falling .

Hey, Al, the sky is falling ...

Albert stop being a manipul

Albert stop being a manipulator. It's worn out.

People are getting tired of it. And on to it.

You're creating your own legacy and it isn't good

Al Gore's Freudian Slip: Fact

Al Gore's Freudian Slip: Facts Play Less of a Role in the Way we Make Decisions in America

Facts Play Less of a Role i

Facts Play Less of a Role in the way I WANT PEOPLE TO PERCEIVE ME in America