CBS Evening News Champions the New 'Al Gore 2.0,' Now Known as 'The Goreacle'

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“He was once called 'Mr. Stiff.' Now he's known as 'The Goreacle,' the new Al Gore,” CBS Evening News anchor Katie Couric touted in plugging an upcoming Friday night story. With “Gore 2.0” on screen, Couric set up the subsequent tribute by asserting that “no one's getting more attention than the latest edition of Al Gore. Sharyn Alfonsi reports on Gore 2.0.” Attention from the media, certainly. Alfonsi trumpeted how “Al Gore seems to have gone from awkward to almost slick,” proposing that “all it took was eight years, some melting polar ice caps and an Oscar win for his documentary.” Interspersed with clips of Gore on various news and entertainment shows, Alfonsi hailed how “he spread the word about global warming, and now is changing the political climate. In some polls, Gore is third for the Democratic nomination, and he's not even a candidate. And he's come out with another book, The Assault on Reason.” In his media tour for it, he's “knocking the media with one arm and the Bush administration with the other.”

This is not the first time this year that CBS has gushed over Gore. Less than two weeks ago, the Mother's Day edition of the CBS Evening News devoted a story to DraftGore.org (Mark Finkelstein's item). Bill Whitaker touted him as “a star of an Oscar-winning documentary on global warming” who is “so hot he's cheered on one of the coolest shows on TV,” Comedy Central's The Daily Show hosted by left-winger Jon Stewart. When he testified before House and Senate committees back in March, Couric celebrated “a lot of excitement on Capitol Hill. A movie star showed up to testify before Congress -- a movie star named Al Gore.” On The Early Show in February, Harry Smith asked Richard Branson: “Is Al Gore a prophet?”

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The CBSNews.com posting of the video of Alfonsi's story also fawns over Gore, with the caption touting how “he points out the mistakes America has made while we watch Britney and K Fed.” The full caption, which is presently on the CBS Evening News page as well as the pop-up browser page featuring the latest CBS News videos:

“Gore's 360-Degree Turnaround: Al Gore's efforts to spread the word on global warming are changing the political climate. He points out the mistakes America has made while we watch Britney and K Fed. Sharyn Alfonsi reports.”

The MRC's Brad Wilmouth corrected the closed-captioning against the video to provide this transcript of the May 25 CBS Evening News story:

KATIE COURIC: This is already one unusual presidential campaign. For one thing, it is the longest one ever. The seasons will have changed seven times before it's over. It's also a campaign in which the non-candidates are drawing as much attention as those who have declared. And no one's getting more attention than the latest edition of Al Gore. Sharyn Alfonsi reports on Gore 2.0.

SHARYN ALFONSI: Remember this Al Gore?

AL GORE CLIP #1, DURING 2000 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE: I will keep Social Security in a lock box.

GORE CLIP #2: It should stay in a lock box.

ALFONSI: The guy who loved talking about putting Social Security in a lock box so much, some thought he might have hid his personality in there.

GORE: -the power to issue bonds interest-free.

ALFONSI: All of a sudden, Al Gore seems to have gone from awkward to almost slick.

DAVID LETTERMAN TO GORE ON THURSDAY'S LATE SHOW: Would it have killed you to wear a tie?

ALFONSI: All it took was eight years, some melting polar ice caps and an Oscar win for his documentary.

GORE ON THE MAY 24 LATE SHOW: A global warming slide show presented by Al Gore. What doesn't say blockbuster about that?

ALFONSI: He spread the word about global warming, and now is changing the political climate. In some polls, Gore is third for the Democratic nomination, and he's not even a candidate. And he's come out with another book: The Assault on Reason.

GORE ON ABC's GOOD MORNING AMERICA: You know, Britney and K. Fed and Anna Nicole Smith and all this stuff. Meanwhile, very quietly, our country's been making some very serious mistakes.

ALFONSI: Knocking the media with one arm and the Bush administration with the other.

GORE ON THE DAILY SHOW: -that actually Iraq had nothing whatsoever to do with the attack of 9/11.

JON STEWART: You keep coming back to this. Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11?

GORE: It's shocking, isn't it?

ALFONSI: The guy who was once the punch line now seems to be in on the joke. He's just not in the race, at least not yet. Sharyn Alfonsi, CBS News, New York.

Fun fact: Sharyn Alfonsi is the younger sister of the guy who, in the mid-1990s, worked for the Media Research Center handling our IT issues and running our then-nascent Web site. Apparently, his influence didn't rub off on her.

—Brent Baker is Vice President for Research and Publications at the Media Research Center


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Yet another reason that Kat

Yet another reason that Katie Couric is sinking SeeBS news . . .

FS

FS: Hope you do not mind that I add too your comment. But I agree with you. "Great" stories and interviews like this is exactly what is sinking msm news.

I'm begging you Al...ooooops.

I'm begging you Al...ooooops....'Goreacle'

Run!

Pretty please!

Do this country a gigantic favor....again.....Slick!

Slick by half.......LMAO!

BT - The former Senator fro

BT - The former Senator from Tennesee vs. The former Senator from Tennesee ? ;-)

Free...That would be deliciou

Free...

That would be delicious...plus a no-brainer!

Gore wouldn't even come close to a win...no hangin' chads in that race....lol!

Thompson/Hunter '08!

I mentioned the other day how

I mentioned the other day how this match-up would be a lot of fun.

Seeing Gore lose TN to Fred, and then seeing Gore get his clocked cleaned in the general election would be fabulous!

Help a wounded soldier here...

http://newsbusters.org/node/12877

Although my guess is, Al do

Although my guess is, Al doesn;t want to lose his home state . . . again. :-)

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Fred Thompson and Ann Coulter walk into a bar. The bar is instantly destroyed, because that much awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Free,Notice the soon -to-be

Free,

Notice the soon-to-be Dr. Snore losing Tennessee goes virtually unreported by the liberal MSM.

BTW-Love the sig. I think you should keep it.

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.-Neal Boortz

Is that prophet or puppet?

Is that prophet or puppet?

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagn- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

Hmmmmm...I wonder what would

Hmmmmm...

I wonder what would happen if the rumor was spread that Gore the prophet is mightier than Mohammed the prophet. It could cause a ruckus, right?

Help a wounded soldier here...

http://newsbusters.org/node/12877

There have got to be more p

There have got to be more people in government speaking on behalf of the people of the United States other than Jim Inhofe.

Why do we have only one why

check out Duncan HunterSuprem

check out Duncan Hunter

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

Now he's known as the 'Goreac

Now he's known as the 'Goreacle'... 

By whom, exactly?

Yeah ... ah, Katie, dear?  

Yeah ... ah, Katie, dear?  That was irony ...

Gore 2.0? I knew it, he's an

Gore 2.0? I knew it, he's an android. His positronic net must have been upgraded so that his brain now runs with the Windows Vista OS. Yet he is still not functioning within normal parameters.

Repeal, his bio-ram is corrup

Repeal, his bio-ram is corrupt, as are his ethics.

"A communist is someone who reads Marx.  An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx."  Ronald Reagan

Goreacle 's  brain is now ru

Goreacle 's  brain is now runs with windows, his computer is an apple,yea he's got it all figgured out.

1300 IRANIAN PLUTONIUM  GAS CENTRIFUGES OPERATING 24-7 ,opps it's now 8,000

Just get it over with CBS and

Just get it over with CBS and put Katie Couric and this Sharyn Alfonsi lady in bed with AlGore. These women are already falling over each other like empty headed school girls so just go the extra distance. They figure since they couldn't get Clinton in the sack why not the next best thing, huh Perky One?

"Every nation, in every region, now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists."

- President George W Bush September 2001 speech to a joint session of Congress.

AC...Well ...  'The Goreacle

AC...

Well ...  'The Goreacle' is larger than life in their little leftist minds...and his too.

Keep it up, Katie.  You're d

Keep it up, Katie.  You're doin' a fine job, darlin'.

From mediabistro.com...

CBS' Worst Sweep Since At Least Nov. 1991Variety has a May sweeps note:

"CBS' Evening News With Katie Couric averaged 6.1 million viewers, its lowest total for any sweep since November 1991, when Nielsen began storing data electronically."Posted by brian | 08:46 AM |

So let me get this straight.

So let me get this straight. CBS gets a pass for sticking with Katie even though evidence clearly shows she sucks in the ratings, but Bush is an idiot for his "you're doing a heck of a job, Brownie" line. Nice!

So wait a sec. They want the

So wait a sec. They want the guy who they claim lost to an idiot to run because he'd probably win? I mean the guy who supposedly lost because even though he's super smart he campaigned to win the popular vote instead of the electoral vote? (Which is kind of like having a genius baseball manager lose the World Series because he mistakenly thought you had to score the most runs, not win the most games in the series.) The guy that could have campaigned as "Vice pres to 8 years of peace and prosperity" I mean that guy?

sarcasm on

yeah, he'd do well definitely

sarcasm off.

Let's do the math on that o

Let's do the math on that one ...

< CBS Evening News Champions the New 'Al Gore 2.0,' Now Known as 'The Goreacle' >

plus

< He spread the word about global warming, and now is changing the political climate. In some polls, Gore is third for the Democratic nomination, and he's not even a candidate. And he's come out with another book: The Assault on Reason. >

equals

Proverbs 28:4

THEY THAT FORSAKE THE LAW [truth and reason] PRAISE THE WICKED : but such as keep the law contend with them.

Al Snore hasn't even made it to Gore 0.2 yet ... "Al Gore 2.0" ... that's kind of like Windows 95, I guess. What idiot would sign up for that when you've got Hillary 2.666, Obama 3.0, and Giuliani 9.0 on the market?

The wisdom of Al Gore:Revelle

The wisdom of Al Gore:

Revelle.

The Fight

"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.”   H.L. Mencken

2.0?Is that in tonnage ...?

2.0?

Is that in tonnage ...?

Interesting:&quot;Gore placed

Interesting:

"Gore placed in the lower fifth of his Harvard class for both his freshman and sophomore years.

For all of Gore's later fascination with science and technology, he often struggled academically in those subjects. The political champion of the natural world received that sophomore D in Natural Sciences 6 (Man's Place in Nature) and then got a C-plus in Natural Sciences 118 his senior year. The self-proclaimed inventor of the Internet avoided all courses in mathematics and logic throughout college, despite his outstanding score on the math portion of the SAT."

Source

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.”   H.L. Mencken

the 2.0 is his i.q. what an

the 2.0 is his i.q. what an idiot. katie has always kissed big Al's butt, whats new?

Ice Cap?

The only ice cap that needs to be melted is the one planted firmly inside the pompous arse of one Al Gore, and it's no more in danger of melting than the ones he cries over.

What a maroon!

2.0? Nice to see Al Bore is t

2.0? Nice to see Al Bore is taking to his new programming...

Never buy the beta; too many

Never buy the beta; too many bugs!

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

Right, botg,My programmer fri

Right, botg,

My programmer friend used to call it "bleeding edge" technology.

Obviously, manbearpig fits that definition.