A pack of reporters gather around Tony begging him for a sound bite.
a NYT reporter: "Please say something like 'Bush sucks" or I'll loose my job."
A CNN reporter: "Please say Iraq was a mistake, or I'll loose my job"
a CBS reporter: "Come on, just give us a little dirt, how many times did you call the DC Madam?"
All: Come on Tony! We've got kids to feed and we've all been told that unless we come back with a bad story about Bush we're all going to be fired tomorrow
Uncle Tom Snow is surrounded by former colleagues before the shark feeding begins.
" Tony, has the stress of lying for Bush the dictator of illegal war and domestic spying caused your health problems and their recurrence ?"
" Tony this job is gonna kill you, quit now ! "
" Tony how could you do this to us, man, you know all our tricks and took them to the enemy !?"
" Tony, who will step down first, Bush, Rove, Cheney, or yourself, and why hasn't it happened already ?"
" Tony, will you visit Scooter Libby in his federal prison cell, or are you a cold hearted letch who would prefer to spend his time lying for an unelected President ?"
" Tony, has Bush brought the war home to America?"
" Tony, does anyone in this administration sleep at night besides Rush Limbaugh and his oxycontin ? "
" Tony, are you hearing more lies now or were you hearing more before you became a Bush insider ? "
" Tony, your entire career is under question given your current position, would you do it all over again making the same grave mistakes ? "
" Tony, are you acting as a reporter or have you fallen to the level of biased partisan patrician in your current position ?"
" Tony, how many times has this secret administration asked you to lie to us?"
" Tony, we used to have a press conference room and now here we are because of Bush' illegal war and occupation of Iraq and trillion dollar costs that the American people oppose. When will your boss put aside stubbourness and listen to the people ? "
" Tony, we've got you surrounded, come out with your press release in the air ! "
"I would like to assure you all that an exception has been made in the amnesty bill to prevent undocumented workers from taking jobs away from the press. Besides, there are some things even the most desperate Mexican won't do..."
"Hey what's this we hear about humans walking around with dinosaurs? Is Karl Rove involved with this? Was it during a period of global warming? Just what will we tell our kids? Have hillary and obama been briefed on this?"
"Look guys, we need to hurry up, and get this immigration bill rocketed through, or the big boss says I'll have to start cutting the grass, and pruning the roses, you know jobs Americans just won't do!"
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
"Yes, Tumbler has lost his mind when he implies that conservatives in congress must behave like liberals to in order to get the conservative vote. I also believe he contradicts himself when he states that Hispanics, legal and illegal, are conservative at heart, and then in the next sentence tells us they will vote out conservative candidates for adhering to conservative principles. It's that kind of doubletalk we have come to expect from those who lack facts to back up their absurd arguments.Sort of like Rosie does."
After being surrounded by a pack of violent Reporters, Tony Snow holds them at bay: "It's 14 to 1? Give me a break. Go back and get more people . . . for your side"
"...si Helen, now that I have come 'out of the shadows,' I can confirm my real name's Antonio Snowa, I snuck across the border illegally in 1978... and I only became President Bush's White House Press Secretary because it was a job legal Americans would not do."
The debate is over: so-called "manmade global warming" is a crock.
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A pack of reporters gather
May 25, 2007 - 14:27 ET by Conservative in the ArtsA pack of reporters gather around Tony begging him for a sound bite.
a NYT reporter: "Please say something like 'Bush sucks" or I'll loose my job."
A CNN reporter: "Please say Iraq was a mistake, or I'll loose my job"
a CBS reporter: "Come on, just give us a little dirt, how many times did you call the DC Madam?"
All: Come on Tony! We've got kids to feed and we've all been told that unless we come back with a bad story about Bush we're all going to be fired tomorrow
Rosie
May 25, 2007 - 14:32 ET by gib4ksuIs it because of the White House pressure that Rosie just quit The View?
It's probably that VRWC!
"Some people wonder all their lives if they've made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem." Ronald Reagan
hey don't blame me and my ilk
May 25, 2007 - 14:49 ET by vrwc13hey don't blame me and my ilk for this!
face piles of trials with smiles
Love to add to that:"Ton
May 25, 2007 - 17:26 ET by tracheostomyLove to add to that:
"Tony, can you tell us the current status of 'Dropping-gate', and was it a dove or a hawk that committed the alleged bombing?"
-PJ
"Trake: Your lofty convictions are another blemish on the rump of congregational sectarianism." -Tumbler 5/15/07
captionfest
May 25, 2007 - 20:52 ET by SportPoliticsUncle Tom Snow is surrounded by former colleagues before the shark feeding begins.
" Tony, has the stress of lying for Bush the dictator of illegal war and domestic spying caused your health problems and their recurrence ?"
" Tony this job is gonna kill you, quit now ! "
" Tony how could you do this to us, man, you know all our tricks and took them to the enemy !?"
" Tony, who will step down first, Bush, Rove, Cheney, or yourself, and why hasn't it happened already ?"
" Tony, will you visit Scooter Libby in his federal prison cell, or are you a cold hearted letch who would prefer to spend his time lying for an unelected President ?"
" Tony, has Bush brought the war home to America?"
" Tony, does anyone in this administration sleep at night besides Rush Limbaugh and his oxycontin ? "
" Tony, are you hearing more lies now or were you hearing more before you became a Bush insider ? "
" Tony, your entire career is under question given your current position, would you do it all over again making the same grave mistakes ? "
" Tony, are you acting as a reporter or have you fallen to the level of biased partisan patrician in your current position ?"
" Tony, how many times has this secret administration asked you to lie to us?"
" Tony, we used to have a press conference room and now here we are because of Bush' illegal war and occupation of Iraq and trillion dollar costs that the American people oppose. When will your boss put aside stubbourness and listen to the people ? "
" Tony, we've got you surrounded, come out with your press release in the air ! "
"I would like to assure
May 25, 2007 - 14:45 ET by Mentalrush"I would like to assure you all that an exception has been made in the amnesty bill to prevent undocumented workers from taking jobs away from the press. Besides, there are some things even the most desperate Mexican won't do..."
"even the most desperate Mexican won't do..."
May 25, 2007 - 14:50 ET by misterbilleven the most desperate Mexican won't do..."
Ah, too bad the press does not have the rectitude of the average Mexican immigrant.
I have it, can we convince MSM journalists that they should sneak in to Canada and Mexico?? (and stay?)
"The rumors are basele
May 25, 2007 - 14:47 ET by MilesD"The rumors are baseless. Mr Gore did not buy the place"
"No, no, no,... are yo
May 25, 2007 - 16:09 ET by MilesD"No, no, no,... are you guys still on that?? Mr Gore is not the rightful "occupant". The President did not 'steal' the Election"
Hey what's this we hear about
May 25, 2007 - 14:52 ET by vrwc13"Hey what's this we hear about humans walking around with dinosaurs? Is Karl Rove involved with this? Was it during a period of global warming? Just what will we tell our kids? Have hillary and obama been briefed on this?"
face piles of trials with smiles
Don't you know you would get
May 25, 2007 - 14:54 ET by upcountrywaterDon't you know you would get better cancer treatment in cuba.
1300 IRANIAN PLUTONIUM GAS CENTRIFUGES OPERATING 24-7 opps it's now 8,000
"Would you guys please
May 25, 2007 - 15:46 ET by dervish"Would you guys please stand aside and give the pigeons a chance?"
"No, I have no comment o
May 25, 2007 - 16:00 ET by mattm"No, I have no comment on John Edwards' statement about the war on terrorism, let him explain that."
"Look guys, we need to h
May 25, 2007 - 16:50 ET by Blazer"Look guys, we need to hurry up, and get this immigration bill rocketed through, or the big boss says I'll have to start cutting the grass, and pruning the roses, you know jobs Americans just won't do!"
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
"Yes, Tumbler has lost
May 25, 2007 - 18:33 ET by ckc1227"Yes, Tumbler has lost his mind when he implies that conservatives in congress must behave like liberals to in order to get the conservative vote. I also believe he contradicts himself when he states that Hispanics, legal and illegal, are conservative at heart, and then in the next sentence tells us they will vote out conservative candidates for adhering to conservative principles. It's that kind of doubletalk we have come to expect from those who lack facts to back up their absurd arguments.Sort of like Rosie does."
Tony: I think it’s a good
May 25, 2007 - 19:34 ET by pocomocoTony: I think it’s a good bet that most of you will never see the inside of that house behind me!
After being surrounded by a
May 25, 2007 - 20:01 ET by Free StinkerAfter being surrounded by a pack of violent Reporters, Tony Snow holds them at bay: "It's 14 to 1? Give me a break. Go back and get more people . . . for your side"
Look guys I aint got time to
May 25, 2007 - 20:42 ET by general companyLook guys I aint got time to sign all these autographs
Take care , Tony
"I did not have sexual r
May 25, 2007 - 21:00 ET by Roger the Shrubber"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
"I'll say this verrrrrrr
May 25, 2007 - 21:13 ET by ArchConservative"I'll say this verrrrrrrrry slowly so you can quote me correctly. KISS. MY. ASS."
"I bought it at Power-Ti
May 25, 2007 - 21:34 ET by dodecahedron"I bought it at Power-Ties-R-Us"
Tony: (groan) not again... Wh
May 25, 2007 - 21:52 ET by RedGuyBlueStateTony: (groan) not again... Where is Rumsfeld when you need him to swat away these pests?
OR
Mr. Snow, how much money exactly did Karl Rove pay Elisabeth Hasselbeck to get Rosie off The View?
OR
Ms. Sparks is the new American Idol. What did Seacrest know and when did he know it?
OT - dems a knockin' -
May 25, 2007 - 22:14 ET by RackieOT - dems a knockin' -
No, no boys and girls...those
May 25, 2007 - 22:50 ET by bigtimerNo, no boys and girls...those are just rumors...Dana Perino is not going to replace me...you have no worries...you are SAFE!
"Tony announces that AGW
May 26, 2007 - 08:54 ET by"Tony announces that AGW is the Y2K of our time"
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
In a rare move Tony ditches H
May 26, 2007 - 08:56 ET byIn a rare move Tony ditches Helen Thomas leaving her in the press room to wonder who turned out the lights
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
"We will start the biddi
May 26, 2007 - 08:57 ET by"We will start the bidding on this foreclosed mansion at 3 million"
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
Tony moves it outside cutting
May 26, 2007 - 09:00 ET byTony moves it outside cutting the press corp in half saying "I knew those vamps couldn't take the light of day"
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
In the land of blue ties, the
May 26, 2007 - 09:09 ET byIn the land of blue ties, the red tie is King
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
"...si Helen, now that
May 26, 2007 - 11:53 ET by Jack Bauercame close, jack
May 26, 2007 - 12:17 ET by tumblerAntonio Nieves, el Mexicano en la zombra.