Dave R's Planned Grilling for the Memorial Day Weekend

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This is just for fun.

Earlier today, I posted this in Julia's thread about the People Who Never Have Any Fun and Hate Anyone Who Does crowd suggesting that we should all stay away from grilled food this holiday weekend. As I was late getting this into the thread, I thought I would put it here for anyone who may have missed it.
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As the proud owner of four Webers (all charcoal) and someone who has been told multiple times that I could give that Bobby Flay guy more than a run for his money, I have only one thing to say about this:

The entire liberal MSM, along with their friends among the anti-grilling nazis (as in no good food should be had by anyone, ever) out there can just all line up and KISS MY LILLY-WHITE, LIBERTARIAN BEHIND!

Okay, what I'm doing for the weekend grill-wise:

Friday Dinner:

Cheeseburgers (fresh-ground chuck) w/ white Amurrican cheese

French Fries (the fresh, home cut & fried-in-peanut oil kind)

Fresh corn-on-the-cob (white corn w/ real butter, kosher salt, pepper and 1/2 jalepeno sliced length-wise, wrapped in foil and grilled on direct heat on three sides for 10 min. ea. side)

--Yeah, I know, two carbs together in the same meal. Sue me.

Beer.

Saturday Lunch:

Hot dogs (Nathan's skinless)

Cole slaw

Baked beans

Beer

Saturday Dinner:

Tequila-lime chicken (marinated for at least twelve hours then cooked on indirect charcoal)

Fresh corn-on-the-cob (prepared as above)

Grilled zuchini (sliced in half, length-wise, brushed with olive oil, salt & pepper & grilled on direct heat)

Margaritas & beer

Sunday Breakfast:

Cheese grits w/ sausage (Hey, even The Grillmaster has to have a break once in a while)

Water

Sunday Lunch:

Hot dog consumed in golf cart somewhere between the 9th & 10th hole

Water

Sunday Dinner:

Garlic-stuffed roast beef (stuffed all around with fresh garlic, wrapped tightly in plastic and left over-night in the fridge, then coated w/ olive oil, salt, pepper & rosemary and cooked on indirect charcoal until it is medium-will use a little fresh rosemary to lightly smoke it along the way)

Blue-cheese mashed taters (these are to die for-made w/ real butter and gasp! cream)

Green beans (the pole-bean variety, cooked in ham stock with sauteed onions, a little garlic and crumpled bacon added at last minute along with some olive oil and/or butter)

Red wine (Italian of some description, most likely)

Monday Lunch:

Grilled Salmon fillets (salt, pepper, dill, olive oil & fresh lemon slices on indirect charcoal w/ a touch of hickory smoke until done-about twenty-twenty five minutes)

Rice (the white variety with real butter)

Salad (as yet to be determined)

White wine (Pinot Grigio most likely)

Monday Dinner:

Baby back ribs (salt, pepper, cayenne pepper & olive oil, cooked on indirect charcoal w/ hickory, mopped every 1/2 hour with apple cider to keep moist, sauced three times on both sides beginning about forty-five minutes before they finish cooking-@ least four hours-five is even better)

Fresh corn-on-the-cob (prepared as above)

Grilled cinnamon apples (cored, sliced 1/2" thick, brushed w/ olive oil and a little butter and coated w/ generous amount of cinnamon-sugar on direct charcoal (med-low heat) turning occasionally until sugar caramelizes.

Beer (if there is any left-otherwise its iced tea)

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So, put that on your grill and smoke it, you PITA, busy-body health nazis!


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I found this on the FoodNet

I found this on the FoodNetwork's site last year. These are all easy and they rock! I use fresh herbs for the best flavor. If you have a rosemary shrub, you can make skewers out of the larger stems (remember to leave the leaves on the stems) and you won't have to pre-soak them like you do with store-bought wooden/bamboo ones. And don't forget to grill bananas and pineapples...I just throw them straight on the grill for a few minutes, they make great treats.

Meats for Kabobs:

Dijon-Rosemary Steak:
1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
2 tablespoons fresh rosemary, stemmed
4 cloves garlic, minced
2 tablespoons freshly squeezed lemon juice
2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
1/4 cup olive oil
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 pound sirloin steak, cut into 1-inch cubes

Citrus-Tarragon Chicken:
1 orange, zested, then juiced, remainder discarded
1 lemon, zested, then juiced, remainder discarded
1 lime, zested, then juiced, remainder discarded
4 cloves garlic, minced
1 tablespoon fresh tarragon leaves
1/4 cup soy sauce
1/4 cup canola oil
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 pound boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cut into 1-inch cubes

Lemon-Garlic Shrimp:

3 cloves garlic, minced
2 shallots, minced
1 bay leaf (fresh or dried)
2 tablespoon fresh thyme leaves
1/4 cup finely chopped fresh Italian parsley
1 teaspoon chili pepper flakes
1/4 cup olive oil
2 tablespoons freshly squeezed lemon juice
1 pound (16 to 20 count) shrimp, shelled and deveined

Veggies For Kabobs:
Bell peppers
Onions
Cherry tomatoes
Mushrooms
Italian squash
Baby potatoes, boiled until cooked through
Corn on the cob, husked and sliced into 1/2-inch-thick rounds

Balsamic Basting Vinaigrette for Veggies:

1/4 cup olive oil
2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
Salt and pepper
If using bamboo skewers, soak them in water for 1 hour to retard charring.

Whisk together all of the Dijon-rosemary steak ingredients (except the steak) in a bowl. Toss the steak in the mixture until evenly coated. Cover and marinate in refrigerator for 2 hours.

Whisk together all of the citrus-tarragon chicken ingredients (except the chicken) in a bowl. Toss the chicken in the mixture until evenly coated. Cover and marinate in refrigerator for 2 hours.

Whisk together all of the lemon garlic shrimp ingredients (except the shrimp) in a bowl. Toss the shrimp in the mixture until evenly coated. Cover and marinate in refrigerator for 2 hours.

Cut vegetables into bite-size pieces.

Puree balsamic basting vinaigrette ingredients in a blender for 30 seconds.

Place meats, shrimp, and veggies in individual bowls and set out buffet style. Instruct your guests to skewer their own kabobs and baste veggies with balsamic vinaigrette.

Grill kabobs directly over heat source for about 10 to 15 minutes, turning 1/4 rotation every 2 to 3 minutes, or until the meat and/or fish is cooked throughout.

Recipe Summary
Difficulty: Easy
Prep Time: 40 minutes
Inactive Prep Time: 2 hours
Cook Time: 15 minutes
Yield: 4 servings
User Rating: 5 Stars

Episode#: SG2009
Copyright © 2006 Television Food Network, G.P., All Rights Reserved

"Believe what you want. You work your side of the street, and I'll work mine." --Frank Bullitt

Mean Gene,I think I'll save

Mean Gene,

I think I'll save that one for the 4th. I especially like the part about having the guests skewer their own, as that is a serious PITA.

Besides, I shamelessly stole Emeril's andouille-stuffed jalapeno recipe straight out of his TV Dinners book. Only difference was, I didn't remove the seeds. :-O

Good stuff, that was.

Great! I'm looking for excu

Great! I'm looking for excuses to have a BBQ party sooner than the 4th. It's raining here in Eastern New Mexico right now though.

Just a small correction: It's PETA not PITA. PITA (bread) Good!...PETA bad!

"Believe what you want. You work your side of the street, and I'll work mine." --Frank Bullitt

Mean Gene,LOL- I meant pain

Mean Gene,

LOL- I meant pain-in-the-ass.

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.-Neal Boortz

LOL! My bad...I feel like a

LOL! My bad...I feel like a retard again. I thought you were talking about in addition to already enjoying eating tasty animals, you also do it just to rile up PETA.

Every now and then I read a bit too fast.

I was also referring to your original post where you said: "So, put that on your grill and smoke it, you PITA, busy-body health nazis!" I saw that 'PITA' and the one in your comment to my comment and thought you were referencing the animal rights group, now those statements make more sense to me (I had thought you were missing a couple of words in both of them). Anyway, it was a good laugh for the both of us.

"I was just checkin' the uh, s--specs on the end line for the rotary girder...uh, I'm retarded!" --Tommy Boy

"Believe what you want. You work your side of the street, and I'll work mine." --Frank Bullitt

Mean Gene,Hey, its okay. I'

Mean Gene,

Hey, its okay. I've been in full holiday mode since Thursday a.m. myself.

Right now, I'm so full that if I were to actually get up and move, I'd probably explode. If not, the button straining to keep my trousers together would at the very least break loose and become a lethal projectile. :-)

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.-Neal Boortz

PETA PARTY

PETA  people eating tasty animals

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

bot...Laughing my rear off!I

bot...

Laughing my rear off!

I AM going to remember that line!

Thanks for the great new meaning for the acronym.

botg,LOL-Well, hell, I've b

botg,

LOL-Well, hell, I've been a member in good standing for years. :-)

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.-Neal Boortz

Kind of makes me wish i had

Kind of makes me wish i had a grill and knew how to use it!  LOL.

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Get a Traeger Pellet Grill. T

Get a Traeger Pellet Grill. They're so easy to use, that even a liberal can operate one without government assistance. And the food is fantastic. I just got one myself a couple of weeks ago (without government assistance).

I used to sell those bad-boys

I used to sell those bad-boys.   Never ever saw one go out the door, as they were similar in price to some of the larger weber gas-grills.  People preferred the webers, I guess.   Not saying their bad, I guess it's the long way of saying that an expensive grill is a long way down my list of priorities.  I have a George Foreman for right now, and I've mastered that, but that's about it. LOL

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The BEVO version rocks, Serge

The BEVO version rocks, Sergeant!

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

Friday Dinner is in the books.

Well, Friday Dinner is in the books.

Which means I'm off-duty till 11am tomorrow. :-)

Hope all of your holiday weekend's have started off equally as well.

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.-Neal Boortz

Memorial Day

           Remember

He's been lying there these 63 years

One would think I had no more tears

But it's like he just said goodbye

Walked away and could see me cry

And every year at the end of May

All his family and friends know the day

The day we pay tribute to those who fell

Gave life and limb to stop the hell

Of those who conquered Poland and France

And never gave those people the chance

To live their lives happy and free

In their own countries in liberty

So to the men of a beach called Gold

Where many of our soldiers lay cold

And to the boys of Pointe du Hoc

Who died climbimg that terrible rock

We pray for you at the end of May

We wish you hadn't gone away

But we tell the world and tell them loud

Of all of you we are so proud

And this is true for the other lands

Where American blood seeped in the sands

Hate us if you must with all your might

But we will always do what's right

So bow your heads and say a prayer

And thank those warriors who let us share

A day of thoughtfulness and of love

While they look down from above

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Father keep them in your hands.

-

Sir  Walter Scott & Noel Sheppard

Where’s the coward that would not dare to fight for such a land?  And the parent that wouldn't be honored by the sacrifice?

Amen.

Amen.

misterbill, thank you for your service.

misterbill,

I copied the above and sent it to everyone I could think of.

And once again, thank you for your service to all of us.

Tom Brokaw rarely ever gets it right, but when he referred to all of you, including my dad, as members of the greatest generation, he nailed it.

I apologize for those of us who have come after for royally screwing up everything you all willingly risked your lives for.

Damn, have we ever made a mess of things.

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.-Neal Boortz

Dave,Um, you seriously screwe

Dave,

Um, you seriously screwed up the address on my invitation.

If I get in a really nice mood this weekend, maybe I'll share my Key Lime Pie recipe....then again, no invitation, maybe not!

Have a great weekend, everyone...I've been out of town all week and it's fab to be home!

You have a grreat one too B.T

You have a grreat one too B.

Thought I saw you here this week saying you were going to go to seriously consider going to another site because of all the BS going on here by two fav posters of ours gal...heeehehehee...

Don't worry...I have done the same thing...frustration is a wonderful thing when your addicted....

Blonde,LOL- I apologize most

Blonde,

LOL- I apologize most profusely.

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.-Neal Boortz

Dave,Well, since you put it s

Dave,

Well, since you put it so nicely....here's my Key Lime Pie recipe.  Of course, I serve it for Thanksgiving and Christmas....and any other time I can think of....like the beginning of Stone Crab Season, for instance:

1 cup key lime juice (fresh only....elsewise, don't bother)

2 tsp. grated key lime peel

2 cans Eagle Brand condensed milk

5 egg yolks

Graham Cracker Crust (see Rombauer - Joy of Cooking...a really special twist is to use Vanilla Wafers instead of Graham Crackers...this is the Captain Bob of Key West version) or buy a prepared Graham Cracker Crust pieshell from the store.

Whipping Cream (and a dollop of sugar) or you can top with meringue if you'd rather (use the egg whites from the separated yolks).

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  With an electric mixer, beat the egg yolks & grated peel on High for 4 - 5 minutes until fluffy (I usually put the bowl in the sink & cover the bowl with a towel or it will be on the walls).  Add condensed milk slowly, and beat on high for an additional 3 - 4 minutes until thick.  Turn mixer down to low, gradually add lime juice until incorporated, no longer.  Fill pie shell.  Bake for 12 minutes, or until the filling has just set.  Cool.  (If you like meringue....do your thing instead of whipped cream).  Refrigerate.

To serve, cover the pie with lots of whipped cream (sweetened to suit your own taste), garnish with a slice of lime.

This is an old family recipe, added to and subtracted from by many members for many years...perhaps I'll have to post my mango daquiri recipe next....which I have been working on for years, and years, and years....

Dammit, Blonde!LOL-You just h

Dammit, Blonde!

LOL-You just had to bring up food at a time like this, didn't ya? I'm so full right now, I don't even want to think about food. And I put way too many jalapenos in the marinate, too, causing that chicken to have some serious pop.  Mmmmmm.

Now I have to work up the motivation to stuff that sirloin tip roast with garlic so it can sit in the fridge over-night and, as Emeril would say, get really, really happy.

The key-lime pie recipe sounds great, and I promise I shant disrespect it by using (egad!) a store-bought crust, either. Who knows, I may wait till I can get my hands on a few stone crabs as well. That sounds like the perfect match to me.

Nah, I'll probably make it next weekend.  :-)

Well, I gotta get busy, 'cause that gorgeous roast beast ain't gonna stuff itself.

I'll pop in a little later.

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.-Neal Boortz

If you fine people want an ex

If you fine people want an exellent marinade for those slabs of dead critters you intend to cook over that cancer inducing charcoal, use equal amounts of a cabernet sauvignon (I prefer Sutter Home), soy sauce, and worcestershire sauce, and some fresh crushed garlic cloves or garlic powder.  Marinate the meat in a tightly covered glass dish overnight in the fridge.  It gives the steaks a flavor to die for.  It is even better if you mix mesquite and hickory and/or pecan wood chips in with your charcoal.

If you are grilling hamburgers, for each pound of hamburger meat mix a quarter cup of wine, with a quarter cup of oatmeal to absorb the liquid, add a small finely chopped onion, and fresh or powdered garlic to taste.  cook 'em slowly and thoroughly.  If you think you might need more cholesterol to keep your arteries from collapsing, top it with a slice of your favorite cheese.  Smoked pepperjack works well.

If you would like a recipe for good chili, let me know by PM.

"A communist is someone who reads Marx.  An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx."  Ronald Reagan

It didn't take long for a req

It didn't take long for a request for the chili recipe.

You'll need

1 lb dry pinto beans

1 lb meat. (I've used venison [the best], armadillo, hamburger, round steak, and pork steak. Not all at the same time, though)

1 six-pack of beer. (you can drink 5 of them while the chili is cooking. reserve 1 can to pour in the chili about a half hour before it is finished)

1 medium onion, diced

2 or 3 medium tomatoes diced

1 or 2 whole jalapeno peppers (for those with a death wish, substitute habanero peppers)

Mix two batches of the following ingredients:

1/4 tsp garlic powder

1 Tbsp chili powder

1 tsp cumin

1 Tbsp crushed red pepper

1 Tbsp cocoa

mix one batch in with your meat, and let it set in your fridge for at least 12 hours.  When the bean portion is about an hour from being done, thoroughly cook the meat in a skillet, then add to the beans and let simmer for an hour.

Wash the dry beans, and put in a bean pot with sufficient water.  Add the tomato, onion, peppers, and the second portion of the spices and bring to a boil.  Then cover and reduce the heat and allow the beans to simmer until nearly done.  Add the cooked meat and let simmer for a half hour.  Add the beer, and let simmer for another half hour, until done.

"A communist is someone who reads Marx.  An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx."  Ronald Reagan

Mike,Nice to see you inluded

Mike,

Nice to see you inluded two of the must-have ingredients for chili: Garlic and beer.

Friends do not let friends use water in their chili.  :-)

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.-Neal Boortz

Mango Daquiris: One ripe mang

Mango Daquiris:

  • One ripe mango, peeled and diced
  • Cruzan's Dark Estate Rum (h/t RJ)
  • Tropicana Orange/Mango/Pineapple nectar (find in the refrigerated aisle w/the cartons of OJ)
  • Frozen Limeade
  • Mint Leaves
  • Ice

Fill blender 1/2 full w/ ice.  Add 1 1/2 cups of dark rum.  Blend.

Add Mangos and 2 tbsps. frozen limeade. Blend.  Fill to w/in 2" from the top with Orange/Mango/Pineapple nectar. Blend again.

Pour into a marguerita glasses, garnish with a sprig of mint and enjoy!

Alas, it goes without saying, repeat as necessary.