Over the weekend Chris Matthews asked the panel on his syndicated program to answer Hillary Clinton's call to help find an official song for her campaign and while Matthews and most of the media panel suggested songs that stressed Hillary's perceived positives, NBC's Andrea Mitchell topped them all when she offered Helen Reddy's 70s' feminist anthem: "How about 'I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar?'"
When New York Times columnist David Brooks, the one resident conservative on the panel, suggested a not so celebratory song title, Hall&Oates 80's hit, "Maneater," Mitchell cringed, letting out a painful: "Oooh!"
The following exchange occurred on the May 20th edition of the syndicated The Chris Matthews Show:
Chris Matthews: "Anyway before we go to break a lighter moment here. Hillary Clinton is choosing her campaign song right now she says and she's asking for our suggestion."
[Hillary Clinton Web site video: "It's something we've been struggling with, debating, agonizing over for months. So now I'm turning to you the American people. Here's the issue. What do you think our campaign song should be?"]
Matthews: "Her Web site lists 10 tunes to choose from but rather than buy into her multiple choice we've gathered some own tunes of our own with a bit more bite. For instance this gets right to the Hillary's la difference, in this campaign."
[Audio clip of Tom Jones' "She's A Lady": "She's a lady. Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. She's a lady. Talking about that-"]
Matthews: "Or how about this one that hints at what she might do to her Republican rivals."
[Photoshop picture of Hillary Clinton with Rudolph Giuliani and John McCain in background]
Story Continues Below Ad ↓[Audio clip of Nancy Sinatra's "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'": "These boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do, one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you."]
Matthews: "I, of course, like this one we're gonna show right now which plays up her biggest campaign asset."
[Video clip of Hillary walking with Bill]
[Audio clip of The Angels' "My Boyfriend's Back": "My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble. Hey la, hey la, my boyfriends' back! When you see him coming better cut out on the double."]
Matthews: "That song is so fraught with possible meanings. Now Katty Kay do you have an idea for what will spruce up this campaign with the right lyrics and tune?"
Katty Kay, BBC: "Well I would say one that it's not gonna be is Stand By Your Man."
Matthews: "Oh God!"
Kay: "But perhaps how about 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun?'"
Andrea Mitchell, NBC News: "How about I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar?'"
Matthews: "Oh a little feminist front-line action there. David?"
David Brooks, New York Times: "I was starting with Evita then 'Maneater' but-"
Mitchell: "Ooh! Ooh!"
Brooks: "-then I think she should go for just 'Jesus Christ Superstar.' Just do the whole-"
Matthews: "Oh my God! Bob, do you have a thought here?"
Bob Woodward, Washington Post: "I think the person who suggested in the campaign that she do this is gonna be fired by next week."
—Geoffrey Dickens is the senior news analyst at the Media Research Center.





















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Just liike her husband, Hilar
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 17:19 ET by ArchConservativeJust liike her husband, Hilary cannot make a decision without going to a focus group or consulting. She cannot make her own decisions because she knows that she will destroy her campaign. They are the same person even though they loathe each other. Every move, every pants suit, every time she uses an accent, it is all pre-planned well ahead of time and every second of every event is controlled.
Well she is married to a gu
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 17:29 ET by motherbeltWell she is married to a guy that had Dick Morris take a poll as to where he should vacation; that's how he ended up in Jackson Hole. And right after the election he went right back to Martha's Vineyard.
These people are so smarmy it's unbelieveable. I seriously want to throw up every time I see her. I simply cannot understand how people can NOT see through her obviously phony solicitation, the head nodding, the "let's have a conversation." Did you notice when she wears the black pantsuits now, she wears a bright scarf over it? Comeon, tell me that wasn't the result of focus-group polling. And every time she's on a stage, she looks out into the distance, then gets an amazed look on her face, and points, like "Oh my God, look who's here!!! She is so phony, so scripted, it's pathetic.
If she really took an honest poll, her song would end up being "Witchy Woman."
"Swarmy" How appropriate.
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 20:01 ET by Sonny Lykos"Swarmy" How appropriate. I love it!!!
Hillary's song
Thu, 05/24/2007 - 14:39 ET by SportPoliticsI was thinking, and I'm not sure why, it should be
Puff the Magic Dragon
Then after reading your two comments - I figured:
American Woman ( stay away from me )
If Mrs. Clinton wants to be t
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 17:20 ET by QueenMumIf Mrs. Clinton wants to be taken seriously, she needs to get over her overt sexism.
My suggestion? "If I Ruled the World'.
If Mrs. Clinton wants to be t
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 19:46 ET by dahliatraversIf Mrs. Clinton wants to be taken seriously, she needs to get over her overt sexism.
Yes, indeed, QueenMum.
Oh , Yeah , well---
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 17:41 ET by misterbillOh , Yeah , well---Bill's is this big!!!!
Geoffrey, what song did you t
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 17:44 ET by balboaGeoffrey, what song did you think Mitchell should recommend?
How about ""Puff th
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 17:47 ET by ThisnThatHow about ""Puff the magic dragon" to show what would happen if only everyone would just grow up?
This is an easy one..."T
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 17:53 ET by Peter LVThis is an easy one..."The Bitch is Back"
I only have thighs for you?
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 18:05 ET by vietvet67I only have thighs for you?
You folks have picked some
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 18:06 ET by sarcasmoYou folks have picked some good ones for Hillary. I might have a candidate for "Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right.." but he sure as hell ain't Hillary ;). Imagine the irony factor if by some fluke she's his eventual opponent... Ah, politics.
JMR
Good one, sarc. As I read t
Wed, 05/23/2007 - 00:24 ET by GalvanicGood one, sarc. As I read the word 'clowns' your suggestion, "Send In The Clowns" suddenly popped into my mind.
Ouch
Wed, 05/23/2007 - 00:35 ET by Mr. BishopI can't even hear that song without thinking of the scene in Reservoir Dogs...
"Stop global warming! Asphyxiate a liberal!" - Show us how far you're willing to go to stop "global warming"
Dude... lighten up..
Why would Andrea do this?I me
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 18:32 ET by Clear thinkerWhy would Andrea do this?
I mean don't you first have to be a real woman before feminists take you under their wings. My point is... I never considered Hillary to be much of a woman and even less of a lady.
Help a wounded soldier here...
http://newsbusters.org/node/12877
My point is... I never cons
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 21:40 ET by motherbeltMy point is... I never considered Hillary to be much of a woman and even less of a lady.
Another Clinton Presidency....this time with pants!!
Talking Hillary show tunes.
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 18:51 ET by Jack BauerTalking Hillary show tunes...if I can voluntarily blow my own trumpet for a moment..
(And who better than me: it's my trumpet, I know where it's kept, and it is well oiled)..
Please check out my latest YouTube effort which I've just posted
Hillary Clinton Talks Jive...
It's mildly amusing! Which is still five levels above Al Franken
Very nice, JackI still was im
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 19:02 ET by saw the lightVery nice, Jack
I still was impressed with Rush's proposal for a theme song for the Hildebeast: Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back. It starts out, "I like big butts!"
"Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb (insert terrorist-supporting nation here)"
Thanks STL -- Yes, I heard
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 19:05 ET by Jack BauerThanks STL -- Yes, I heard Rush on that. I was wondering if he'd also considered
Maybe that's my next vid!
And there's also a Spinal Tap toon referncing amply proportioned ladies, I can't quite recall that one at the mo.
FAT bottomed girls, not big
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 19:49 ET by ckc1227FAT bottomed girls, not big bottom girls, lol.
Now
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!
ckc -- ah yes, of course.ho
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 19:53 ET by Jack Bauerckc -- ah yes, of course.how could I forget. Thanks for the correction.
Though i was in the the right buttpark, sizewise.
Anyone remember the Spinal Tap song. I's driving me nuts.
Spinal Tap? It goes a littl
Wed, 05/23/2007 - 16:52 ET by Liberally IneptSpinal Tap? It goes a little something like this:
Big Bottoms, Big Bottoms,
Talk about mudflaps,
My girl's got em................
Excellent, Jack! Loved the
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 19:49 ET by dahliatraversExcellent, Jack! Loved the fro.
Yes dahlia. Not many people
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 20:04 ET by Jack BauerYes dahlia. Not many people realize Hillary actually invented the AFRO in the late sixties as a sign of solidarity with the maids she used to see at her rich white friends' mansions.
Which is, of course, what first attracted her future husband Bill. That and Hillary's fat ass.
Great job, Jack....and I love
Wed, 05/23/2007 - 04:42 ET by SouthJersey1953Great job, Jack....and I loved how you dubbed in Barbara Billingsley from Airplane!!!!
No RINOs in '08 - Vote for a true conservative!
SJ53! Thanks man. Much app
Wed, 05/23/2007 - 05:01 ET by Jack BauerSJ53! Thanks man. Much appreciated. You talk jive, blud!
And well done picking up the Airplane dub!
The first time I heard Sister Hillary do that I thought of the Jive lady... So I rented the DVD and it was even better than I remembered, seems to fit together rather well.
Tom Jones's...."She'
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 19:52 ET by GregETom Jones's...."She's a beee otch, whoa whoa whoa, she's a beeee otch"
....wait, that's not the lyrics. Sorry I don't know what came over me.
That is Edwards song
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 19:58 ET by NortoBeliever
In case you missed it Rush has that 'I Am Woman" done up right for John Edwards, so sorry. and candidly many of these comments will drive me from the site.
I am sure I will be missed. I think the editors could have caught and dumped many of them. and should have.
Norto
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 20:30 ET by RJWell, Norto, you doesn't has to read or participate in the threads that you don't like. That's what I generally does. ;^>
BTW, one of the things that makes this site very good is that for the most part it's community-monitored and there's a kind of loose community standard. Posts don't go through a filter or editor first, but those that are flagrantly offensive are dumped.
Here's my submission for no
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 20:06 ET by ckc1227Here's my submission for now.
Hillary Clinton's capaign the
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 20:15 ET by drkcHillary Clinton's capaign theme song is and always will be the Imperial March from Star Wars.
I don't know why, I just felt
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 21:15 ET by dahliatraversI don't know why, I just felt compelled to post this link in this particular thread.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/22/AR2007052201405.html
Her song should be Elvis sing
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 21:16 ET by Gat New YorkHer song should be Elvis singing: The Devil In Disguise
Andrea Mitchell topped them a
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 21:51 ET byAndrea Mitchell topped them all when she offered Helen Reddy's 70s' feminist anthem
Feminists just love women that enable men to cheat on and demean them, I guess?
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
It's worth noting that Matthe
Wed, 05/23/2007 - 00:30 ET by GalvanicIt's worth noting that Matthews introduced the segment to inject a little humor into Clinton's polling (albeit very lite humor), and everyone on the panel played along with jokes, except Mitchell with her "I Am Woman" suggestion. I think she is such a die-hard Hillary fan that the satire of the segment went right over her head.
galvanic I Am Devil Woman i
Thu, 05/24/2007 - 14:55 ET by Jack Bauergalvanic
I Am Devil Woman is more like it
That's one of those things th
Wed, 05/23/2007 - 06:21 ET by dahliatraversThat's one of those things that is so true, you're not supposed to say it, botg.
The best song for Hildog woul
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 22:35 ET by BDavisThe best song for Hildog would be 'Before he cheats' by Carrie Underwood.
MRS BILL CLINTON
Tue, 05/22/2007 - 22:47 ET by colormestupidhear me "SCREECH"