Here are some Friday Ted Kennedy jokes:
"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun has."
Shortly before Rose Kennedy passed away, she was having tea with neighbors when, out of the blue, she asked, "I wonder how Jackie's doing?"
"Rose," a neighbor said gently, "Jackie died some time ago."
"Oh, no!" Rose cried.
"Was Teddy driving?"
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"More people have died in Ted Kennedy's car than have died at Gitmo."
"Hey Teddy, What if I'm pregnant?" "Don't worry Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it."
Comments Policy
How many Kennedy's does it
May 18, 2007 - 13:27 ET by charlietexasHow many Kennedy's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
TWO: One to hold the lightbulb, and one to drink until the room spins....................
charlietexas -- I gotta use that one!!!
May 18, 2007 - 13:29 ET by misterbillcharlietexas -- I gotta use that one!!!
aamof - i will send that to my wife at work--she will love it!
I thought it was one to serve
May 18, 2007 - 13:54 ET by WGEargleI thought it was one to serve the drinks and one to call the electrician..
Trouble is, your version isn'
May 18, 2007 - 14:57 ET by SouthJersey1953Trouble is, your version isn't funny. Charlie's was hillarious! I have already forwarded to all my intelligent friends (and a couple of libs I know)
No RINOs in '08 - Vote for a true conservative!
It's actually stolen from t
May 18, 2007 - 18:22 ET by WGEargleIt's actually stolen from the joke, "How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?" Charlie's is much, much funnier but I have to wonder- who are your unitelligent friends and why do you keep them?
Not to be picky, I read both
May 18, 2007 - 18:27 ET by bigtimerNot to be picky, I read both jokes earlier and thought they were very funny...both of them!
Subject: Iraq Humor A U.S. M
May 18, 2007 - 13:28 ET by dscottSubject: Iraq Humor
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but
Less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid wasGiven to both men. The squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway
here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other andboth took cover in the ditches along the road.
"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife and he yelled
back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk.""So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, angry
lesbian!"He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hilary Clinton!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck
hit us."Good one
May 18, 2007 - 13:36 ET by RJGood one ;^>
Smut queen Jenna Jameson: I
May 18, 2007 - 16:25 ET by JDWSmut queen Jenna Jameson: I’m endorsing Sen Clinton so tell Bill to stop hitting on me.
JDW
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And people say conservative
May 18, 2007 - 13:31 ET by balboaAnd people say conservatives have no sense of humor.
We can't all be as funny as John Houseman
May 18, 2007 - 13:36 ET by Carl Kolchakbalboa, unfortunately we can't all be as funny as John Houseman, but Al Gore is trying though, and one day he might have as good of a sense of humor as John Houseman.
"I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane" Waylon Jennings
Uh, don't you mean feminists
May 18, 2007 - 13:39 ET by sarcasmoUh, don't you mean feminists??? As long as people mistakenly-lump libertarians with conservatives, I'll have that ass-kicking comics-list from the Advocates to dredge-up, and you don't want me doing that AGAIN, do you??? I mean, is any living human being funnier than Dave Barry? And since it's the open thread and I just went for Bal, let me say that while she's not all that eloquent, Jenna Jameson's right about what happens to taxpayers' dollars and the peaceful adult entertainment industry when control-freak Republicans get into office. It's why some of us are trying to change the Republicans into a less-control-freaky political party that might try spending-less for a change....
JMR
But it seems to me that with
May 18, 2007 - 13:54 ET by Hero SquadBut it seems to me that with the growth of the internet, access to adult entertainment has increased manyfold, regardless of the White House occupant. And haven't many of those regulations been self-imposed, and geared toward contributing to the health and welfare of the performers?
Ahem, not that I have any firsthand knowledge of that. I'm just sayin'.
Is it getting warm in here?
*****
"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello
It's more like "despit
May 18, 2007 - 14:14 ET by sarcasmoIt's more like "despite" than "regardless of," and while I'm completely in favor of self imposed regulations by this industry which everyone thinks needs-regulating, I must point out that my tax dollars go not toward performer-safety, but rather towards prosecuting other taxpayers for selling the same adult videos that we as taxpayers are selling in bankruptcy court. Not one person here, even the most ardent conservative, has denied it when I've called this situation hypocricy, and I appreciate that honesty, but as long as AVN's tiny blog and I are the only ones noticin' it, I'm gonna keep saying the people wasting my tax dollars on that useless prosecution are hypocrites, because they are hypocrites. Period. This one's another of my slam-dunks.
JMR
Bruce Campbell sings "
May 18, 2007 - 13:33 ET by Ken ShepherdBruce Campbell sings "Hungry Like the Wolf"
for an Old Spice ad.
Chelsea Clinton asked an Amer
May 18, 2007 - 13:35 ET by Airforce_5_OChelsea Clinton asked an American Soldier what his fears were? The Soldier answered, Osama, Obama and Yo Mama.
Why do drivers' education
classes in Redneck schools
use the car only on Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
What did the blonde say when
she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
Thanks folks and please try the veal.
how many democrats does it take--
May 18, 2007 - 13:35 ET by misterbillhow many democrats does it take--to screw in a light bulb??
I don't know. I thought they only screwed things UP not in.
No bias in media - Two boys i
May 18, 2007 - 13:52 ET by FastEdNo bias in media -
Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them wasattacked by a killer Rottweiler. The dog had already locked his jawson the boys legs.
Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearbyfence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog'sneck.
A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incidentand rushed over to interview the boy.
The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with theheadline, 'Brave Boston Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of ViciousAnimal.'
"But I'm not a Boston Red Sox fan," the little herointerjected. "Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston,I just assumed you were."
Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again, "John Kerry Fanrescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack"
"But I'm not a John Kerry fan either," the boy responds. Thereporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for theRed Sox, John Kerry, or Ted Kennedy . What team or person do youlike?''
"I'm a Texas Ranger fan, and I really like George W.Bush", the boy says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again:
"Arrogant Little Republican Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
Q. How many Democrats does it
May 18, 2007 - 13:53 ET by MassConservativeQ. How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just one, but it really gets screwed.
Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.
Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a lawyer?
A: Chelsea.
I know
May 18, 2007 - 14:00 ET by dwillmoreI know this is all in good fun and that many will flame me for being a prude, but these jokes are as callous as the things left wingers were saying about Falwell. It is one thing to bring up Ted Kennedies non-convicted, non-prosecuted manslaughter case, but it is painfull to the other players in the joke. Mary Joe, Rose and Jackie Kennedy should not be maligned so because of Senator Kennedy.
Everytime I here these things said I wonder how I would feel if I was the father of Mary Joe.
Prude! ;-)*****"Was it a
May 18, 2007 - 14:05 ET by Hero SquadPrude! ;-)
*****
"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello
You are absolutely right, so
May 18, 2007 - 14:25 ET by WGEargleYou are absolutely right, so let's pick on Rednecks instead.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
Kick his sister in the jaw...
two navy chiefs were staggeri
May 18, 2007 - 15:14 ET by PKtwo navy chiefs were staggering down an alley off of the ginza in toyko and lo and behold a lady of the evening hailed them from a second story window in a house of prostitution.
she had her "business attributes" out and in great display and called down "something you've never had, 500 yen."
the first chief elbowed the second saying "leprosy we don't need" and they stumbled on in search of other things.
c
I would imagine you would feel----
May 18, 2007 - 14:33 ET by misterbillI would imagine you would feel----quite dead!
That being said, there is truth in your post. I do respect the memories of those you named.
Is Limbaugh above the law?J
May 18, 2007 - 14:11 ET by JDWIs Limbaugh above the law?
JDW
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The Article is Rubbish, Rush
May 18, 2007 - 14:24 ET by JayTeeThe Article is Rubbish, Rush is Quoting LA Times in the Parody of Obama being "magic"
As for the Article reference "Meanwhile, we have Rush Limbaugh, who is proudly airing the work of Paul Shanklin"......he is actually getting all the Material from Liberal news, Liberal Quotes. But one has to actually DO RESEARCH to realize where all the "good material" for the parody comes from.
What good is a Free Press, if it is a False Press ? David Foote GoE
I used the link elsewhere t
May 18, 2007 - 14:42 ET by JDWI used the link elsewhere to support the dem overall control attack prior to the upcoming vote. Obviously they are attempting to import a new voting sector and willing to throw the current unskilled under the trucks. In addition, they are aiming at internet blogs... to erase the factual side which they cannot defend. Certainly EIB tops their goal.
JDW
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JDW....When you consider the
May 18, 2007 - 15:03 ET by JayTeeJDW....When you consider the fact that the Polls show around 30% of the Democrats think BUSH had something to do with the 911 attacks...and another 20% or so "Aren't Sure".......looks like the KGB Dis-Information network that was destroyed in the Regan years, has Re-appeared and found Employment in the MSM.
Propaganda does work.........until the Truth comes out.......right now it's in the "working" stage....with LOTS of MSM participating.
What good is a Free Press, if it is a False Press ? David Foote GoE
How would those 'polled' re
May 18, 2007 - 15:10 ET by JDWHow would those 'polled' respond if asked; 1) What the dem plan is after our troops are pulled and 2) When would you feel most safe?
JDW
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"The Vice President is
May 18, 2007 - 14:25 ET by balboa"The Vice President is standing by his
decision to shoot Harry Whittington. Now, according to the best
intelligence available, there were quail hidden in the brush. Everyone
believed at the time there were quail in the brush. And while the quail
turned out to be a 78- year-old man, even knowing that today, Mr.
Cheney insists he still would have shot Mr. Whittington in the face. He
believes the world is a better place for his spreading buckshot
throughout the entire region of Mr. Wittington's face."
Just for balance.
Ohh how wish I had time to
May 18, 2007 - 14:29 ET by MightyMouthOhh how I wish had time to play with you today balboa. grrrrrrr.
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
Can you lefties please try
May 18, 2007 - 14:39 ET by sarcasmoCan you lefties please try to avoid the blatant antigun bigotry and -- even though the word "buckshot" obviously sounds-better to you -- use the correct term, which remains "birdshot"? If quail were about 5 or 6 times the size of condors, hunters might use buckshot on 'em. Otherwise it's #7&1/2 and up ("up," in the case of birdshot, means "smaller pellets"). If Cheney had shot the ancient Republican lawyer in the face with buckshot, there'd be no more ancient Republican lawyer at this point. Capiche?? To make the joke funny in a way besides "unintentionally," as you've done here, you need to retain a vestige of accuracy for balance. Otherwise, people like me do this.
JMR
"5 or 6 times the size o
May 18, 2007 - 14:42 ET by Jimbo"5 or 6 times the size of condors"
Great stuff!! Killing me!!
Jimbo says - "There is a fine line between freedom of speech and treason"
Boys accused of holding up
May 18, 2007 - 15:03 ET by JDWBoys accused of holding up Kansas store with squirt gun
JDW
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I didn't write it, just cut
May 18, 2007 - 16:44 ET by balboaI didn't write it, just cut and pasted.
Fine. But as my comment mak
May 21, 2007 - 05:29 ET by sarcasmoFine. But as my comment makes-clear, your source has an ignorance-issue that's leading to antigun bigotry on his/her part. Such ignorance allows me to make such cut and paste jobs look stupid to anyone who knows even the first thing about shotguns. Remember, you're trying to make Dick Cheney look stupid here, so looking-stupid yourself doesn't do you much political/humor good...But keep calling it "buckshot," I'm obviously getting used to hitting fish in a barrel around here these days...
JMR
My Commute This Morning
May 18, 2007 - 14:28 ET by JimboThere are two women who ride the same train I do to work most mornings. These two women are white, middle aged, and read the NY Times. They regularly speak in loud tones which is usually a regurgitation of the editorial page of the NY Times. They speak so loudly sometimes that I would swear they are looking for an altercation with other commuters. They usually make comments that contain the classic liberal talking points and liberal jargon. “Mr.” Bush. “Bush’s henchmen”. “Bush is an intellectual moron”, “Withdrawal”, etc., etc. The reason I point this out is not the moral of the story, but is to establish them as liberals.
A week ago another passenger forgot her monthly train pass. Since this passenger was a regular and known by the conductor, the conductor was about to tell her ‘not to worry about it’. Well…. These two liberal witches were listening in and promptly (and loudly) reminded the conductor that the policy involved 0 tolerance and that she would need to pay a one way fare. The conductor reluctantly agreed and charged the lady for a one way fare plus a $5 surcharge since the ticket was purchased on board and not at a vending machine. All in all, forgetting her pass costed her $15.
Fast forward to this morning. I am waiting on the train platform as the train was pulling up, and the two witches were waiting behind me. The train was packed, and there was only one two person seat still open. Since I was first to step onto the train and walk down the isle, I figured that this was my lucky day and I would be able to sit. For anyone who has ever ridden a train, you know how narrow those isles are, and that there is barely any room for one person to walk. These two witches pushed past me, in the isle, and got to the seat first. I bit my tongue, did the chivalrous thing and “gave” my seat to the women.
So a few minutes later, through the car comes the conductor checking tickets. Low and behold, one of the witches forgot her ticket!!! Now the conductor, recalling the fact that they forced his hand a couple of weeks later, smiled and took out his ticket book to charge her for her fare. Before he could do so, there was a problem on the tracks, and the conductor was called to the front of the train. He told the woman that he would be back.
Within about a minute of his leaving, the other witch hands her monthly pass to the witch that forgot hers and says “Give him this and tell him you found yours”. She did, and avoided paying the fare.
True story.
The moral of the story, children, is that liberals love to preach and hold everyone to a “moral standard”, except when it pertains to them. In those cases, they resort to their basic and underlying mode of operation which includes hypocrisy, lying, and cheating.
Lesson over!
PS – Both witches are public school teachers!
Jimbo says - "There is a fine line between freedom of speech and treason"
And of course these two repre
May 18, 2007 - 14:34 ET by balboaAnd of course these two represent all liberals everywhere, so please feel free to believe that this one story applies to everyone equally...
SHEESH.
bal --thank you--for a brief moment--
May 18, 2007 - 14:37 ET by misterbillbal --thank you--for a brief moment--I was thinking, maybe it was just these two women, but since you are a liberal and you are explaining that they represent ALL liberals, I shall just accept it.
The moral of the story applie
May 18, 2007 - 14:39 ET by JimboThe moral of the story applies to every last stinking liberal out there.
You included Bal!
Jimbo says - "There is a fine line between freedom of speech and treason"
Utter garbage. The most asi
May 18, 2007 - 14:50 ET by balboaUtter garbage. The most asinine line of thinking I've seen in quite some time.
Can't say I'm surprised.Jimbo
May 18, 2007 - 14:58 ET by JimboCan't say I'm surprised.
Jimbo says - "There is a fine line between freedom of speech and treason"
thank you
May 18, 2007 - 14:59 ET by misterbillthank you
Jimbo bring a bucket of water next time
May 18, 2007 - 14:43 ET by Carl KolchakBoth witches are public school teachers!
Jimbo, bring a bucket of water and throw it on them next time they act up and see if they melt.
"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore" Dorothy
Yeah – but I’m the one th
May 18, 2007 - 14:46 ET by JimboYeah – but I’m the one that turns green having to listen to them!
I hate to think about the crap they are filling their student's heads with.
Jimbo says - "There is a fine line between freedom of speech and treason"
Help me boys and girls. I d
May 18, 2007 - 14:57 ET by SumricaHelp me boys and girls. I don't understand lots of things. Most recently, how Bush can be behind this comprehensive immigration reform (amnesty). It’s been said, and it certainly sounds reasonable, that the result would create a permanent Democratic majority. That it would change the political landscape instantly and forevermore. With GW ready to sign, all that's needed is a simple majority in congress for it to be a done deal.
Being silly: It’s crossed my mind that good punishment for GW for being onboard with this would be turning John Conyers and Henry Waxman loose on him for the rest of his presidency. You know…give him something to think about while in bed at night and when cutting cedars at the ranch.
W has fallen into the classic
May 18, 2007 - 16:00 ET by dscottW has fallen into the classic liberal trap, they create the problem (it started bigtime with Clinton and his cronies at INS were not removed in 2001 continuing the lack of enforcement) then it's up to a Repub to solve the problem the best way he can compromising with the very people who caused it in the first place. McCain does the same thing as well, he fails to see that when you compromise from a compromised position you end up with what your opponents want and nothing of what everyone wants.
W needs to show the same backbone as with Iraq, he needs to veto all legislation until the fence which was approved last year is built. He needs to get over the misplaced concern over fairness, because the real issue is fair to whom first. Citizens have rights, not enforcing the law is not upholding those rights. It's not possible to be correct 100% of the time, this is one time that W stands for Wrong.
“The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.” – Marcus Aurelius
Gay pick up line: My I push
May 18, 2007 - 15:25 ET by charlietexasGay pick up line: My I push in your stool?
Charlies Wife........
Bush rejects Iraq billJDWNe
May 18, 2007 - 15:47 ET by JDWBush rejects Iraq bill
JDW
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Murtha spouts off
May 18, 2007 - 16:30 ET by bigtimerJust wondered if anybody has heard about the latest crap Murtha has pulled lately.
Here is a pretty good article about his latest arrogant bullying antics to republican members.
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0507/4068.html
What's it like to be consumed
May 18, 2007 - 16:34 ET by LeonWhat's it like to be consumed by rage every waking minute of the day?
It's like being a Leftist. &
May 18, 2007 - 16:40 ET by UnsaneIt's like being a Leftist.
"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???." - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)
Don't have the slightest idea
May 18, 2007 - 16:41 ET by bigtimerDon't have the slightest idea Leon...
Unlike you.
Btw....CNN is reporting the story I linked above right this second.
LOL!
Riiiiight...
May 18, 2007 - 16:43 ET by LeonRiiiiight...
Hey Leon I have had a pretty
May 18, 2007 - 16:56 ET by bigtimerHey Leon I have had a pretty good day today sounds like you haven't though....
I got through to The Washington Journal this morning about the Soros/Wolfowitz/Brown connection with Neil King, read some of the article from his own WSJ Opinion piece with all the information ect....he squirmed in his chair and twitched his nose to the side as I was reading this and I got about everything out except the last sentence about Brown renting in NY from Soros, I even got the Kofi Annan and the Oil for Food connection in the mix that was in the WSJ article...it was too much fun...you know what his answer was basically....
I'm reluctant to talk about the Soros connection as the WSJ has been having an on-going spat with Soros....
Too funny.
If you really want to learn something about your leftist buddies, just read the link.
http://www.opinionjournal.com/editorial/feature.html?id=110010050
Very informative as to whay Wolfowitz was herded out...same as John Bolton, they go in trying to clean up huge messes...I wished we would just get out of both of the WB and the UN myself....
Yesterday!
What's it like to be consumed by rage every waking minute
May 18, 2007 - 21:03 ET by Free StinkerWhat's it like to be consumed by rage every waking minute of the day?
We give up. What does that feel like, Leon? The same as it feels to be a LIBERAL?
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"George W. Bush simply reminds leftists everyday what they will never be. And they hate him for it." --Tammy Bruce
Hi Free...What is even funny
May 18, 2007 - 21:17 ET by bigtimerHi Free...
What is even funny again is the same story I posted with a link about Murtha is being reported again at this moment on H&C....
Leon is a guy full of hater(r)
LOL!
Hannity's taking your ideas
May 18, 2007 - 23:26 ET by Free StinkerHannity's taking your ideas? ;-)
You should demand free tickets to the closest Freedom Concert! :-)
stop it, stop it now---
May 18, 2007 - 23:31 ET by misterbillstop it, stop it now---or I'll tell your mother on you!
Damn kids!
From Tacoma, Wash."A wom
May 18, 2007 - 18:31 ET by QueenMumFrom Tacoma, Wash.
"A woman who coached her children to fake mental retardation to collect disability benefits was sentenced to three years in prison Thursday. Rosie Costello, 46, must also pay nearly $288,000 in restitution after pleading guilty in U.S. District Court to conspiracy to defraud the government and Social Security fraud. Last week, a judge sentenced her son, Pete Costello, 28 to 13 months in prison. Investigators have been unable to find Costello's daughter, Marie."
My point? A U.S. citizen receives a prison term and must pay back the money she stole from the taxpayers for defrauding the government. And yet, we have illegals now complaining that one of the provisions of the newly proposed immigration bill which will require that they pay a $5,000 fine in order to begin the process toward citizenship is unfair. I contend that if they wish to be treated the same as U.S. citizens, then jail time and restitution is more equitable than a $5,000 fine. However, given that the processing, paperwork, and incarceration would cost the taxpayers even more, I'd be satisfied with the $5,000. And those who admit to being here illegally should quit complaining about how unfair things are. Furthermore, any legislator who panders to these illegals should lose their seat on the basis that they are violating their oath to uphold the Constitution.
I'm going to be asking my two
May 18, 2007 - 20:54 ET by FastEdI'm going to be asking my two holier-than-thou racist sens, Lousenburg and Meanderez, for the $100,000, per family member, that our new "citizens" will "earn" after collecting SS $'s and medicare, after they "retire". I figure that I should try to get it now, before the SS goes broke from all the handouts that weren't contibuted by these "undocumented" non-contributing workers.
On another note - has anyone else noticed that the "new" numbers of "undocumented" is now "UP" to 10 to 12 million? Recently the msm (Lsm) was pushing a far wolwer number - hummm.
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
Jhonny Sutton US Attourney - piece of CRAP
May 18, 2007 - 19:26 ET by SportPoliticsThis Jhonny Sutton, the US Attourney that imprisoned the border guards needs to be TAKEN DOWN.
I am getting REALLY SICK of fascist jerks in power who are corrupt - and their stinking filthy lying jackasses are in front of us still in place.
Does Bush have a lick of sense left in him ?
They have successfully turned me against them, finally.
Take warning, your incompetence has reached a level I cannot stand.
Time to take down these piece of crap liars in high places who use their political power to imprison our CITIZENS who are protecting our borders.
How did we get to this point ? I am ANGRY for the first time.
I'm furious about it too Spor
May 18, 2007 - 19:35 ET by bigtimerI'm furious about it too Sport.
Pathetic what has happened to this country.
Sutton is speaking right now on Glenn Beck's show.
Yeah, Sutton is Bush's good friend
May 18, 2007 - 19:51 ET by SportPoliticsYeah, Sutton is Bush's good friend. How did you like that **** ?
That's the end for Bush. No more support from me. Sutton lied on the show, his office lied about the drug dealer getting picked up again with drugs and with Sutton's border passcard - and Homeland Security lied to congress.
Well that's it. They're all caught now. It's in the open.
sport -- That's the end for
May 18, 2007 - 19:57 ET by Jack Bauersport --
Ted Kennedy's his friend. And the Bush family has adopted Bill Clinton.
Talk about keeping your enemies close-- and your friends out in shit.
David Limbaugh (Rush's bro) was ocillating between rage and incredulity on talk radio this morning about the prez. He's had it too.
Jack
May 18, 2007 - 20:28 ET by SportPoliticsYeah, now I'm wondering what else I don't know.
I got ticked yesterday when Bush " ~ not amnesty, but no animosity". He sounded like a wimp noodle under someone's finger, a beaten man.
Thanks for that - and that info on D. Limbaugh, I appreciate it.
Sport...what do you mean how
May 18, 2007 - 20:05 ET by bigtimerSport...what do you mean how do I like that shite?
I know all about it and I have always been very angry about the BS.
Period.
I am not happy one little bit about any of what the President has done for a long time, with the exception of the war and I am steadfast on that...and that alone.
I have stated as such in quite a few posts too Sport.
Ok BT
May 18, 2007 - 20:16 ET by SportPoliticsI saw the whole Glenn Beck thing ( why I said that to you - to let you know yes, I was watching it).
The more I find out about this amazing injustice system we have....
Sport...Oh okay...I thought y
May 18, 2007 - 20:23 ET by bigtimerSport...
Oh okay...I thought you were mad at me....(again)...lol!
Gonna' have to flip you those eggs sometime...heheheee
BT
May 18, 2007 - 20:43 ET by SportPoliticsOh - defense of Elisabeth, I had my say, that does it for me, wise enough of you, though. lol
Well when I flip - you can scramble for cover .... or hit me with the pan.
;-)
Lol Sport...It would be the l
May 18, 2007 - 20:58 ET by bigtimerLol Sport...
It would be the latter choice!
This is why President Bush'
May 18, 2007 - 22:27 ET by Conservative VoiceThis is why President Bush's numbers are down. They would be well over 60 if he from the beginning took illegal immigration seriously. Im sick of it, I haven't been able to defend President Bush since I found out about the border agents, a few months back. After watching Glenn Beck today, all I can say is maybe he needs to be impeached for this.
And Republican Congress, I will no longer support you either if you pass this stupid immigration bill. Grow a spine.
Is this what Blair's next job
May 18, 2007 - 19:49 ET by bigtimerIs this what Blair's next job is going to be?http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=455673&in_page_id=1811
Was this already in the works?
Notice the dates of when Blair steps down and the replacement time for the WB.
This inquiring mind would like to know....lol!
illegal immigration bill/F-Bomb(Drudge)
May 18, 2007 - 20:20 ET by bigtimerMcCain vs. Cornyn...
Tell me McCain doesn't have a temper....poor baby.
Btw....Cornyn is one of my favorite Senators
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/capitol-briefing/ .
Ted kennedy vs. Joey Buttafuaco
May 18, 2007 - 21:17 ET by Free StinkerWhat is the difference between Senator Ted Kennedy & Joey Buttafuaco?
Bernie Goldberg is going to b
May 18, 2007 - 21:43 ET by bigtimerBernie Goldberg is going to be all over the media tomorrow...wait a minute it is a Saturday...maybe not.
He said we need to quit talking baby talk and saying the 'N' and use the full word to shame the rappers to quit using it...otherwise they won't....
I could not agree more. I am so sick of hearing the grown adults saying for example when Clinton was accused of lying nobody was allowed to say lying...you had to use the 'L' word....and on and on it goes...how old do they think we are out here..the bimbo's.
On another note here is some great news and going to be a great campaign vote issue in 08 if all the states get this on their ballots....
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,273813,00.html
prop 120 'English' passed t
May 18, 2007 - 21:55 ET by botgprop 120 'English' passed the voters in California, now the courts thats another thing entirely
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
That should absolutely be on
May 19, 2007 - 00:31 ET by GregEThat should absolutely be on ballots. And conservatives would be those who put it there. Liberals wouldn't touch it. Too many voters they could lose, and since they're all about getting votes, well, so the story goes.
What does Ted Kennedy call---
May 18, 2007 - 23:21 ET by misterbillWhat does Ted Kennedy call---20 million Mexican illegals??
A start. or
Future Democrats.
it's an outrage
May 18, 2007 - 23:58 ET by botgBlondie, Ya just posted on a Rosie thread again but how could i smack you without posting on a Rosie thread myself?
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
Okay, try it Bruce....:D
May 19, 2007 - 00:05 ET by BlondeOkay, try it Bruce....:D
"Twas but a hypothetical
May 19, 2007 - 00:17 ET by botg"Twas but a hypothetical question since you asked to be smacked if you post on a Rosie thread and i don't post on Rosie threads
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
Ah, a Gentleman. But don't fo
May 19, 2007 - 00:20 ET by BlondeAh, a Gentleman. But don't forget. No more Rose posts for me. Maybe if we all discontinue posting on Rosie threads, they'll go away, just like the Keith Obertard threads have disappeared here lately (thank heavans!).
did you say overbite? (please
May 19, 2007 - 00:24 ET by botgdid you say overbite? (please take the survey)
http://www.marklevinshow.com/keith.php
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
immigration--amnesty
May 19, 2007 - 00:06 ET by misterbillMy country
They come to take my away my land
They carry no guns or weapons in hand
They count on kindness and just being a friend
But taking our country is planned in the end
They worked at jobs and make low wages
But they displace Americans in little stages
They do work hard and that's the truth
But they are stealing jobs from America's youth.
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Some say they take jobs we American's don't want
Those words, so loose, are back to haunt
As semi-skilled trades no longer are sought
by America's youth whose fathers fought
For freedom for people all round the world
In countries the Stars and Stripes were unfurled.
Then they came home to the land of the free
To raise their families and live happily
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But now folks don't give a hoot or a holler
The highest God is the almighty dollar
And the moguls of business hired the cheap labor
And let go the veterans, you and your neighbor.
And the people we elected to protect this great land
Now are planning in an effort they call grand
To let those who stole in stay here for life
And collect all the benefits of this, our great life
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The moguls are happy, their profits are up
As many Americans bang the tin cup
And work for half wages in this land of theirs
While the illegals are given some of the shares
That Americans built up over the years
To enter retirement with not many fears
About living their last years in no great debt
From the Social Security funded by sweat
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And now as I sit here quietly growing old
I see on the TV people so daring and bold
Walk down the mainstreets with signs that brag
About what they want and they wave another flag
Not the flag of this country they allege to love
But the flag that they want to place far above
The flag of the land that was given to us to take care
And with some compassion carefully share.
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And soon those we elected will pass a bill
That will weaken us more and eventually kill
This country, this land where the antelopes play
will soon be a memory of a long bygone day.
Pentagon announcement
May 19, 2007 - 00:29 ET by misterbillThe Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting
unit called the East Texas Redneck Special Forces.
These Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the
following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.