Laugh of the Day: Michael Moore Says, 'Every Fact In My Films Is True'


Time magazine has interviewed Michael Moore in anticipation of his next film, Sicko, which reportedly takes aim at the U.S. health care system. (HT: Drudge.) The interview is a run-of-the-mill Q&A that's basically a yawner until Moore lets out some pure hilarity.

TIME: Do you think people will accuse the movie of inaccuracy?

MOORE: I offered $10,000 to anybody who could find a single fact in Fahrenheit 9/11 that was wrong.

TIME: Have you had to pay anything?

MOORE: No, of course not. Every fact in my films is true. And yet how often do I have to read over and over again about supposed falsehoods? The opinions in the film are mine. They may not be true, but I think they are.

Good grief. "Every fact in my films is true"? Not even close. An entire industry has practically erupted in debunking Moore's films.

Fahrenheit 9/11? Debunked:

"Fifty-Nine Deceits in Fahrenheit 9/11," (pdf) by Dave Kopel, Independence Institute (Note: Very lengthy) ...

"Unfairenheit 9/11: The lies of Michael Moore," by Christopher Hitchens ...

Bowling for Columbine? Debunked:

"Bowling for Columbine: Documentary or Fiction?" by David T. Hardy (Note: Very Lengthy) ...

"Moore admits to altering 'Bowling for Columbine' DVD" by Brendan Nyhan, SpinSanity.com ...

"Bowl-o-Drama," by Daniel Lyons, Forbes magazine ...

See also: MooreWatch ... MooreExposed ... "Moore's myriad mistakes," by Bryan Keefer, SpinSanity.com ... Michael Moore Is A Big Fat Stupid White Man by David Hardy and Jason Clarke ...

It seems Moore owes $10,000 to a lot of people!

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The one by David Hardy is exc

The one by David Hardy is excellent (but I agree, it's LONG!).
JMR

no duh

Well, duh, every fact in his movie is true.  Once someone proves that something is not true it is therefore a lie and is not a fact.  Thus every fact is true and every lie is false now the real question is are there more facts than lies?

Dave thank you for the research

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

He's "lawyering"

He's "lawyering" his words. Of course the facts are all true...it's just that his movies have very few facts in them.

"Believe what you want. You work your side of the street, and I'll work mine." --Frank Bullitt

Based on your answer the tall

Based on your answer the tally thus far

more facts       0

more lies         1

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

Spot on! TIME really goes for

Spot on! TIME really goes for the juglar when they're interviewing one of their own.

Dave don't give away any ans

Dave don't give away any answers in case he is still good for the $10,000.

Do you know if the offer is still good?(if it ever was).

Dave i went to your web site

Dave i went to your web site on Franken, thank you for clearing up a misconception i've had.  I thought that 'Lies and the lying liars that tell them' was Al's autobiography 

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

I am seriously shocked if you

I am seriously shocked if your not writing for HALF HOUR NEWS HOUR. I mean Al frankens AUTOBIOGRAPHY. Get me a lughtrack and call me Laura Ingraham.
Did you write the Limbaugh as President gag. BOTG- does that stand for BOYS-ON-TOP- GOOD??? Your not pulling a Foley on us are you joker.

How old are you, Brownie?

How old are you Brownie?   No, seriously.  How old are you?

Ha, we had the same impressio

Ha, we had the same impression a juvenile

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

RJ,Judging from this clown'

RJ,

Judging from this clown's posts that I've seen so far, I'm pegging his age at around twelve or thirteen. Fifteen if he is attending a government school. :-O

sorry 7th grade was a long ti

sorry 7th grade was a long time ago

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

Yes, true in the same way tha

Yes, true in the same way that I can correctly say John Edwards often went to restaurants when he was younger and you know he didn't pay for his meal at the end, the guy would just get up and leave instead. (You know, if I wanted to suggest that the guy was dishonest. Yes, the statement is technically true and doesn't mean what it seems like it would mean.)

LOL, I just saw an episode of

LOL, I just saw an episode of "That 70's Show" where Kelso stiffed the restaurant the same way. Has anyone ever seen Ashton Kusher and Breck Girl in the same room at the same time?

Well that's not what I meant.

Well that's not what I meant. What I was talking about was that Edwards would occasionally eat at Wendy's. So I was technically correct when I said he didn't pay at the end of his meal and simple got up and left. That's because he had already paid. (That's pretty much what Moore does, points out something technically true and gets you to believe something completely bogus by not mention certain facts.)

I've got a lawyer friend th

I've got a lawyer friend that likes to tell people he never kissed his wife until they were married...which is true, she wasn't his wife until they were married.

"Believe what you want. You work your side of the street, and I'll work mine." --Frank Bullitt

Is your lawyer friend Bill Cl

Is your lawyer friend Bill Clinton??  Wait – can’t be.  Clinton was disbarred.

Jimbo says - "There is a fine line between freedom of speech and treason"

I'm going to start using that

I'm going to start using that one! Thanks Mean Gene!

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"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello

Moore means that "every

Moore means that "every fact is true" in the same manner that Rosie O'Donnell states that 665,000 Iraqis have died since the intervention.

That is, there's a source somewhere - no matter how dubious, no matter how tendentious, no matter how ideological - that can be cited as the reference for the facts that he uses.

Isn't it interesting, by the way, that if there are 100 studies concluding that 50,000 Iraqis have died since the war began and one study that argues that 600,000 Iraqis have died, that many on the Left will immediately and gleefully seize the one study that makes America look the worst?

Happens every time.

And they wonder why people view them as anti-American?

Well, yes, facts are, by de

Well, yes, facts are, by definition, truths. That is like saying everything that is true in my movie is true.

Reminds me of George Stephanopolous saying that Bill Clinton kept every promise that he intended to keep.

'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful
tone,' it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less.' 
- from "Through the Looking Glass"

The only way one could call M

The only way one could call Mikey out would be in fact to legally challenge him in court on the falsehoods in the "F-911" movie. Since none of those people who exposed all of the faults in said film have anywhere near the financial resources of Mikey, I doubt it would ever happen.

Moore's movie success proves PT Barnum's theory-which was also proved by the 2-term Bill Clinton pResidency.

His "documentaries"

His "documentaries" would immediately become satire  (is the Foster bRooks intended)

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

MOORE: No, of course not. Eve

MOORE: No, of course not. Every fact in my films is true. And yet how often do I have to read over and over again about supposed falsehoods? The opinions in the film are mine. They may not be true, but I think they are.

Didn't he contradict himself with that statement?  Anyways Michael Moore fears the "TRUTH" about Cuba's Free Health Care...

TheRealCuba.com

Didn't he contradict himself?

Didn't he contradict himself?  Exactly!  The opinions (translation = not necessarly facts) in the film are mine. They may not be true, but I think (just his opinion) they are. 

Laughable! 

Where does creative editing

Where does creative editing fit into Michael's "facts"?

"Not for fame or reward, not for place or rank, not lured by ambition or goaded by necessity. But in simple obedience to duty." - From the barracks at Ft. Benning

Moore. What Facts?

Moore says, "Every fact in my films is true."

But  in the same breath (literally) Moore also says, "The opinions in the film are mine. They may not be true, but I think they are."

Back on June 20, 2004 on ABC's Entertainment/This Week, according to http://www.slate.com/id/2102725/, Michael Moore is credited with:

On This Week, Moore described Fahrenheit 9/11 as "an op-ed piece. It's my opinion about the last four years of the Bush administration. And that's what I call it. I'm not trying to pretend that this is some sort of, you know, fair and balanced work of journalism. …" Later in the interview [dead lilnk], he called the movie "a comedy, too."

In other words, he knows that nobody is likely to get very far by suing him for his opinions, as expressed in Fahrenheit 9/11. Since he clearly understands the law, it's plain that if we take Moore at his word, he appears to believe in free speech only for himself. 

So the bottom line here, according to Michael Moore might actually be that Moore considers his work as something  between a comedy and an op-ed, and can comfortably claim that "every fact is true," because there are no facts to begin with. The only fact is that his movies are not documentaries. (;~>

Also, didn't Moore previous

Also, didn't Moore previously try to refute his critics by saying the film was comedy, and how could comedy be false?? So, it's comedy, it's opinion, it's a documentary, whatever. When he gets caught, he just switches to a different defense.

What color is the sky in Mich

What color is the sky in Michael Moore's little fantasy world?

The Michael Moore character 

The Michael Moore character in Team America is pretty accurate. And Sean Penn's description of Iraq prior to our invasion is what their ilk really believes.

Even if his facts are true,

Even if his facts are true, that doesn't mean that they are accurate, fair, or an honest representation of the situation. From 59 Deceits:

38. Rep. Porter Goss says he has an “800 number,” and the Fahrenheit caption says “He’s lying.” Goss does have a toll-free number, although the prefix is 877.

It is satire not fact

When Moore is called on a "fact" being incorrect, he claims it is satire. As satire exaggerates, so can he. Therefore, his "facts" and $10,000 are still safe. However, satire and documentary are not the same. One cannot have a satirical documentary, it is either one or the other.

The Oscar people have violated their own rules by allowing Moore to win an Oscar for his film. The same probably holds true for "An Inconvenient Lie." Who would like to join me in a law suit for deceptive advertising against the Oscars.

Our real problem, then, is not our strength today; it is rather the vital necessity of action today to ensure our strength tomorrow. Dwight Eisenhower

“Every fact in my film is t

“Every fact in my film is true…The opinions in the film are mine. They may not be true, but I think they are.”

Is it me or does he contradict himself?  Or is he telling us that it doesn’t matter what we think or know he considers his facts to be the only truth?

Tell you what I think.  He is really Rosie in disguise.

Now that you mention it, I

Now that you mention it, I have never seen them in the same place at the same time......

Here is a Moore accuracy

Bush was indeed the POTUS during the 9-11 attack.

[Hooray, one fact correct]

If conservatives are RIGHT, then liberals must be WRONG.

I just smile when I see pictu

I just smile when I see pictures of this fat, bloated sack and think "Keep jambin' your jib with fats and sweets so you can grace us with an early departure from this World!"

BTW, good thing I'm not in Massachusnuts. I'd be written up for making fun of the obese.

"All generalizations are false, including this one.” Mark Twain

"Paper cuts sizzors or -- errr"

Very poor journalism research to have totally missed "fire has never melted steel". Dr. Moore had to wait for world-renowned, award winning PhD civil engineer and metallurgist Rosie O'Donnell to bring to light the clear as day proof that 9/11 was 100% the work of George Bush and a cast of thousands who are now locked up forever in an "undisclosed, secure location". I lost all faith in the accuracy and scientific research of Dr. Moore when he missed such a freshman Metallurgy 101 fact. Can we now depend on anything he says? I don't think so. I'm anxiously waiting reading the doctoral paper in the American Society of Civil Engineers (ASCE) Dr. Rosie has written and is awaiting publication after the customary formality of peer review by scientific concensus. As we all know, steel is formed and molded by a mixture of heated Elmer's glue and tin foil baking tin molds as was demonstrated recently on The View (the one where the set burnt down. That was NOT Rosie's fault! I don't care what assistant B. Walters says). Has this been kept a secret? I don't think so. Poor journalism. Very, very poor.

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