George W. Bush is not a full-fledged conservative, but I still support his presidency. I'd rather have him as president than ANY of the Democrats. Merry Christmas 2007.
George W. Bush is not a full-fledged conservative, but I still support his presidency. I'd rather have him as president than ANY of the Democrats. Merry Christmas 2007.
Mike Wallace: Andy, I wish YOU were my son, instead of that Fox shill Chris.
Andy Rooney: You are my father? I love you, daddy.
George W. Bush is not a full-fledged conservative, but I still support his presidency. I'd rather have him as president than ANY of the Democrats. Merry Christmas 2007.
An older Tattoo (deceaced Hervé Villechaize) uses sign language and hand shakes to tell an older Mr. Roarke (played by Chris Wallace) "De plane, de plane, boss we need more carbon credits" in a never seen 1992 mythological "Fantasy Island" in which the future presidential want-to-be Hillary wishes of her dream to rule the country after the impeachment of the next president.
George W. Bush is not a full-fledged conservative, but I still support his presidency. I'd rather have him as president than ANY of the Democrats. Merry Christmas 2007.
Wallace: It’s a new show I’m trying to sell CBS featuring the two of us. It’s called Curmudgeons At Large. It’s a show meant to piss everybody off that doesn’t think as we do.
Andy: Then I told General Washington not to cross the Potomac to kill the Hessians because it just wasn’t fair. We needed to give them advanced warning like the New York Times gives al-Qaeda today.
CBS announces two of the stars of its upcoming Celebrity Survivor. This time, the title is literal!
George W. Bush is not a full-fledged conservative, but I still support his presidency. I'd rather have him as president than ANY of the Democrats. Merry Christmas 2007.
Mike, what are you grinning about?
Andy, didnt you hear, Katie's ratings are terrible, people prefer old white guys! This is our time, Andy!
Mike, hold my hand, I thought this day would never come. What is this tingling feeling that I feel?
It's perkiness my old friend, giddy schoolgirl perkiness.
Mike "Spanky" Wallace and Andy "Alfalfa" Rooney greet each other with the "secret handshake" at the annual meeting of the She Man, Conservative Haters Club.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
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Andy Rooney & Mike Wall
May 12, 2007 - 22:11 ET by Free StinkerAndy Rooney & Mike Wallace "come out", and announce their undying love for each other.
Exactly what I was thinking.
May 13, 2007 - 23:25 ET by kathleenirishExactly what I was thinking. Even gays are saying, "EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!" to that one, though.
" 'Fred's Slacks' is a winner!!"
Two reeealllllly old men shak
May 12, 2007 - 22:13 ET by TexasOptimistTwo reeealllllly old men shaking hands.
George W. Bush is not a full-fledged conservative, but I still support his presidency. I'd rather have him as president than ANY of the Democrats.
Merry Christmas 2007.
"Shall we dance?"Su
May 12, 2007 - 22:14 ET by"Shall we dance?"
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
Dancing with the Decrepit Sta
May 13, 2007 - 12:15 ET by TexasOptimistDancing with the Decrepit Stars!
George W. Bush is not a full-fledged conservative, but I still support his presidency. I'd rather have him as president than ANY of the Democrats.
Merry Christmas 2007.
"We should stop your arm
May 13, 2007 - 12:16 ET by"We should stop your arm has fallen off"
"A mere flesh wound RUMBA!"
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
Mike Wallace: Andy, I wish YOU were my son, instead of that Fox
May 12, 2007 - 22:15 ET by TexasOptimistMike Wallace: Andy, I wish YOU were my son, instead of that Fox shill Chris.
Andy Rooney: You are my father? I love you, daddy.
George W. Bush is not a full-fledged conservative, but I still support his presidency. I'd rather have him as president than ANY of the Democrats.
Merry Christmas 2007.
"Weeeee'rrrre off to see the
May 12, 2007 - 22:19 ET by Uncle John"Weeeee'rrrre off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz!"
"Andy, I'm so glad we ha
May 12, 2007 - 22:25 ET by"Andy, I'm so glad we have the pods in the pool"
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
Exclusive!
May 12, 2007 - 22:42 ET by nkviking75EXCLUSIVE! Dinosaurs still roam the Earth!
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.
Red rover, red rover we call
May 12, 2007 - 23:07 ET byRed rover, red rover we call Wally over
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
Those were the days my friend
May 12, 2007 - 23:51 ET by Amiable DunceThose were the days my friend,
we thought they'd never end,
'til the New Media took our power away
Now the public's free to choose,
Ratings we ever lose,
Those were the days, oh yes, those were the days!
We lived in la la la, la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la laaaaaannd!!
Come on, Andy, I'll show yo
May 13, 2007 - 04:56 ET by motherbeltCome on, Andy, I'll show you where we keep the Wild Turkey.
Thanks, Mike, I'm so sick of trying to get high on Geritol!
A caption
May 13, 2007 - 07:04 ET by goldenthroatMike and Andy - are they really twins separated at birth? Film at 11...
Andy, use a little Grecian
May 13, 2007 - 07:08 ET by NortonPeteAndy, use a little Grecian Formula for crying out loud, you would look 45 years younger like me!
"Faced with Declining Vi
May 13, 2007 - 07:11 ET by Caringwhiteguy"Faced with Declining Viewership CBS News Announces Plan to Aggressively Recruit Younger Demographic"
A scene from the new movie, &
May 13, 2007 - 07:21 ET by ArchConservativeA scene from the new movie, "Day of the Living Dead"
"Every nation, in every region, now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists."
- President George W Bush September 2001 speech to a joint session of Congress.
An older Tattoo (deceaced Her
May 13, 2007 - 07:47 ET by old croAn older Tattoo (deceaced Hervé Villechaize) uses sign language and hand shakes to tell an older Mr. Roarke (played by Chris Wallace) "De plane, de plane, boss we need more carbon credits" in a never seen 1992 mythological "Fantasy Island" in which the future presidential want-to-be Hillary wishes of her dream to rule the country after the impeachment of the next president.
"Come on, Andy. Let's go
May 13, 2007 - 08:45 ET by Roger the Shrubber"Come on, Andy. Let's go get that diaper changed, and let's see if there's a hedge trimmer laying around so we can take a crack at those eyebrows."
We have a winner! George W
May 13, 2007 - 12:13 ET by TexasOptimistWe have a winner!
George W. Bush is not a full-fledged conservative, but I still support his presidency. I'd rather have him as president than ANY of the Democrats.
Merry Christmas 2007.
Con Artists
May 13, 2007 - 08:57 ET by desertphreakMike (to Andy): "They are on to Katie, but by God, we still have 'em fooled Andy!"
"We're going to Disney L
May 13, 2007 - 09:36 ET by Rackie"We're going to Disney Land."
Caption
May 13, 2007 - 10:17 ET by pocomocoWallace: It’s a new show I’m trying to sell CBS featuring the two of us. It’s called Curmudgeons At Large. It’s a show meant to piss everybody off that doesn’t think as we do.
Andy: Then I told General Washington not to cross the Potomac to kill the Hessians because it just wasn’t fair. We needed to give them advanced warning like the New York Times gives al-Qaeda today.
CBS announces two of the star
May 13, 2007 - 12:12 ET by TexasOptimistCBS announces two of the stars of its upcoming Celebrity Survivor. This time, the title is literal!
George W. Bush is not a full-fledged conservative, but I still support his presidency. I'd rather have him as president than ANY of the Democrats.
Merry Christmas 2007.
DNC mouthpieces 'til death do
May 13, 2007 - 12:22 ET by winston smithDNC mouthpieces 'til death do us part!
Damn Andy, your depenz is ove
May 13, 2007 - 12:24 ET by misterbillDamn Andy, your depenz is overflowing again!!!!!!Let me help you step over it!!
Remember the good ole days wh
May 13, 2007 - 12:31 ET byRemember the good ole days when we had freedom of the press and you didnt lose your job for finding facts about the president?
A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons
Lay off the 'ludes, M.L. Wh
May 13, 2007 - 23:04 ET by kathleenirishLay off the 'ludes, M.L. What the frig are you taking about?
The press is unabashedly biased and screwed up because of the loons seen here.
" 'Fred's Slacks' is a winner!!"
K IML's tag is accurate ... n
May 13, 2007 - 23:07 ET byK I
ML's tag is accurate ... note the totalitarian leftism of the MSM and the result.
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
Oh, my God Mike, I thought---
May 13, 2007 - 12:44 ET by misterbillOh, my God Mike, I thought---it was the Enema awards. I don'y know anyone named Emmy!
Squeeze any harder-=---
May 13, 2007 - 12:46 ET by misterbillSqueeze any harder-=---and I'll knock you down.
Mike, do you use the same barber as Edwards????
Pull my finger---Pull--
May 13, 2007 - 12:47 ET by misterbillPull my finger---Pull--my finger. Hee hee!
Awwww.....The Blind leading t
May 13, 2007 - 16:06 ET by bigtimerAwwww.....
The Blind leading the Blind.
BT,Maybe the Blind leading th
May 13, 2007 - 19:01 ET by BlondeBT,
Maybe the Blind leading the Eyebrows.
Bilbo is congratulated on his
May 13, 2007 - 18:56 ET byBilbo is congratulated on his hundred and eleventh birthday
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
Mike, what are you grinning a
May 13, 2007 - 19:41 ET by muh-oonMike, what are you grinning about?
Andy, didnt you hear, Katie's ratings are terrible, people prefer old white guys! This is our time, Andy!
Mike, hold my hand, I thought this day would never come. What is this tingling feeling that I feel?
It's perkiness my old friend, giddy schoolgirl perkiness.
Mike "Spanky" Wal
May 13, 2007 - 20:44 ET by JerryMike "Spanky" Wallace and Andy "Alfalfa" Rooney greet each other with the "secret handshake" at the annual meeting of the She Man, Conservative Haters Club.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Wallace: "Andy, to thi
May 13, 2007 - 23:01 ET by jdhawkWallace: "Andy, to think that after all these years nobody has figured out that we work for the Communist Party, USA." <grin>
Andy: "Hey, they're just sheeple. What do you expect. Ha!"
The King of the Cretaceous Er
May 13, 2007 - 23:06 ET by kathleenirishThe King of the Cretaceous Era greets the President of the Jurassic.
" 'Fred's Slacks' is a winner!!"