In this photograph provided by 'Meet the Press', former Central Intelligence Agency Director George Tenet, appears during a taping with moderator Tim Russert on NBC's 'Meet the Press.'
"I'm telling you right now, Timmy, my resemblance to Al Capone has nothing to do with my lack of credibility."
Or...(if I may add an alternate caption)...
Tim Russert cringes as Tenet raises his finger and says, "You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."
“Well Tim, of course the President should have fired me as soon as he took office. The fact of the matter was that he didn’t. It’s a good thing too. Otherwise I would not have had this opportunity to thank him by sticking a knife in his back, lie to undermine him during a time of war, and write a book to profit off the whole ordeal. I know you can relate. You handled yourself like a pro with that whole Scooter Libby thing. You and me….we the same!”
Jimbo says - "There is a fine line between freedom of speech and treason"
I'm gonna say this one time, Tim....I did NOT...have. ..a "slam-dunk" report for this President...George Bush.....I never told him that, not a single time, never. And now I need to get back to my book tour!
"Ok Tim, I'm going to settle this 'slam dunk' business once and for all. This is what happened. See this cup of coffee here? Ok, now put the donut on my finger...."
Follow my finger Tim... yes... you see the finger don't you? Now follow it my obediant media lapdog. It moves up, it moves down, yes... you must do as I say. If the finger says we went to Iraq based on lies, you will listen to the finger my lapdog.
"Well Tim, I took this very finger, stuck it in my mouth, held it above my head to see which way the political breeze was blowing...............and thats how I decided the subject for my book."
"I do the same for my news broadcasts George, thats amazing!"
'You lose the debate when you let someone distract you from the original idea of the debate.'
"Well Timmy, point number one is we got the goods on you and your testimony during the Scooter Libby trail, so don't you go tellin No-one that my fabrication of a book is not a Slam Dunk!
V the K’s Caption This is one of the funniest sites I have ever seen captioning pics. I think I got the link off of NB, but I'm not sure. Wherever I got it, and whomever posted it, thanks!
You realize that with my CIA covert ops training I can kill you with this one finger? Ask Peter Jennings. Oh yeah, you can't -- cos he's DEADER than Don Imus's career.
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Dave Barry "Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
Dave Barry
Pay attention: this is how you do it. First, you get the fancy medal. Then you get the book contract. Cause the last rat off the ship don't get nothin'. Badda bing, badda bang.
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I did not share info with tha
May 11, 2007 - 15:17 ET by Dan The Man 2I did not share info with that woman...
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark. -- save my gun, shoot a liberal.
"I'm telling you right n
May 11, 2007 - 15:20 ET by mattm"I'm telling you right now, Timmy, my resemblance to Al Capone has nothing to do with my lack of credibility."
Or...(if I may add an alternate caption)...
Tim Russert cringes as Tenet raises his finger and says, "You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."
caption
May 11, 2007 - 15:20 ET by the mad poleTry to focus on my finger Tim, this damn tie is hypnotic. I tried to tell the girl..,
Slam Dunk!Mission Accomplishe
May 11, 2007 - 15:25 ET by bigtimerSlam Dunk!
Mission Accomplished.
(meaning Tenet's filthy objective with this book for those of you in Rio Linda, me, me ,me)
Hey pal, any scuddlebutt on
May 11, 2007 - 15:25 ET by JDWHey pal, any scuddlebutt on the moderates?
JDW
News media: Scoreboard for terrorists
"Face it Tim, Only real
May 11, 2007 - 15:25 ET by Airforce_5_O"Face it Tim, Only real men can wear pink."
We the same!
May 11, 2007 - 15:28 ET by Jimbo“Well Tim, of course the President should have fired me as soon as he took office. The fact of the matter was that he didn’t. It’s a good thing too. Otherwise I would not have had this opportunity to thank him by sticking a knife in his back, lie to undermine him during a time of war, and write a book to profit off the whole ordeal. I know you can relate. You handled yourself like a pro with that whole Scooter Libby thing. You and me….we the same!”
Jimbo says - "There is a fine line between freedom of speech and treason"
"Tim, one is the lonelie
May 11, 2007 - 15:32 ET by Ruths husband Ben"Tim, one is the loneliest number that can ever be...."
I'm gonna say this one time
May 11, 2007 - 15:32 ET by motherbeltI'm gonna say this one time, Tim....I did NOT...have. ..a "slam-dunk" report for this President...George Bush.....I never told him that, not a single time, never. And now I need to get back to my book tour!
Dunk
May 11, 2007 - 15:33 ET by PeterD"Ok Tim, I'm going to settle this 'slam dunk' business once and for all. This is what happened. See this cup of coffee here? Ok, now put the donut on my finger...."
Would you like those eggs f
May 11, 2007 - 15:34 ET by Gat New YorkWould you like those eggs fried or scrambled?
(Tenet used to be a busboy/waiter at the local diner where I grew up)
Allow me to demonstrate that
May 11, 2007 - 15:54 ET by Ruths husband BenAllow me to demonstrate that you can indeed pick your friend's nose. You are my friend aren't you Tim?
Yaba daba doo! -Fred Flintstone campaign slogan
You are bad man, very bad man
May 11, 2007 - 15:54 ET by BigFellaYou are bad man, very bad man...
Now don't laugh at my tie, it
May 11, 2007 - 15:58 ET by minorchord2000Now don't laugh at my tie, it was a gift from my sainted mother!
Well I was thinking of a care
May 11, 2007 - 16:00 ET by Airforce_5_OWell I was thinking of a career in proctology Tim, because as you can see I have small fingers for a man.
ewwwwwww
May 11, 2007 - 16:05 ET by LionKingWanna a taste?
#1
May 11, 2007 - 16:07 ET by LionKingI am the #1 favorite of the lefties.
(This is not a lefthanded remark without a purpose.)
Follow my finger Tim... yes..
May 11, 2007 - 16:19 ET by BruzillaFollow my finger Tim... yes... you see the finger don't you? Now follow it my obediant media lapdog. It moves up, it moves down, yes... you must do as I say. If the finger says we went to Iraq based on lies, you will listen to the finger my lapdog.
Bruzilla,LOL-Uhh, does
May 11, 2007 - 16:22 ET by Dave RBruzilla,
LOL-Uhh, does Tim know where that finger's been? :-O
This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.-
Neal Boortz.
"Tim. Tim. Look, Tim.
May 11, 2007 - 16:20 ET by Galvanic"Tim. Tim. Look, Tim. Tim. When I said Slam Dunk, we meant Slam DUNK, and not SLAM Dunk. Tim. Tim. There's a big difference, Tim."
Let me just say that if Dan R
May 11, 2007 - 16:23 ET by GothampcLet me just say that if Dan Rather were interviewing me, I could get the truth told much easier.
Tim Russert
May 11, 2007 - 16:26 ET by d1carterTim, I did not call you Mr. PotatoHead.......
"I got no strings to hol
May 11, 2007 - 16:29 ET by ArchConservative"I got no strings to hold me down, I got no strings on me! Hey Jiminy Cricket, I wanna be a real boy!"
tenet
May 11, 2007 - 16:31 ET by Emma Grump"The good news, Tim, is that my prostate is healthy. My physician determined this with his forefinger inserted yea far...."
PULL MY FINGER....GOD I LOV
May 11, 2007 - 16:48 ET by charlietexasPULL MY FINGER....GOD I LOVE THAT JOKE
MY NEW CODE NAME IS "D
May 11, 2007 - 16:50 ET by charlietexasMY NEW CODE NAME IS "DR COLD-FINGER"....BEND OVER TIMMY
LOOK AT THIS BUGER I JUST D
May 11, 2007 - 16:51 ET by charlietexasLOOK AT THIS BUGER I JUST DUG OUT..........
I'M GOING TO HYPNOTIZE YOU.
May 11, 2007 - 16:52 ET by charlietexasI'M GOING TO HYPNOTIZE YOU.................WATCH MY FINGER........I'M GOD TIMMY..........
MY FINGER HAS AN INTERESTIN
May 11, 2007 - 16:53 ET by charlietexasMY FINGER HAS AN INTERESTING SMELL TO IT........SMELL IT TIMMY
Could you please stop YELLI
May 11, 2007 - 16:55 ET by MightyMouthCould you please stop YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
LOOK TIMMY......MEET MY FIN
May 11, 2007 - 16:55 ET by charlietexasLOOK TIMMY......MEET MY FINGER....HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
OK...I THINK I GOT IT ALL O
May 11, 2007 - 16:56 ET by charlietexasOK...I THINK I GOT IT ALL OUT...SORRY EVERYONE, IM BOARD, AND ITS FRIDAY..........CHARLIES WIFE....MOMYDEARESTC
You may be board but are you
May 12, 2007 - 20:38 ET by dahliatraversYou may be board but are you bored?
Like my tie? I got it from
May 11, 2007 - 17:03 ET by whatajoyLike my tie? I got it from Donald Trump himself!
I lost a bet and am being forced to wear this pink tie.
Help!
----------------------------------Oh, um, it's Thursday, but Dwight thinks it's Friday. So...keep that going.
~ From "The Office"
Now listen here, you &#^
May 11, 2007 - 17:42 ET by Trix RabbitIf I told him once, I told
May 11, 2007 - 17:55 ET by MilesDIf I told him once, I told him a thousand times, tell the truth, and no one will ever criticize you for it.
"Well Tim, I took this
May 11, 2007 - 17:59 ET by davidrw70"Well Tim, I took this very finger, stuck it in my mouth, held it above my head to see which way the political breeze was blowing...............and thats how I decided the subject for my book."
"I do the same for my news broadcasts George, thats amazing!"
'You lose the debate when you let someone distract you from the original idea of the debate.'
Silence!!! I kill you!http:
May 11, 2007 - 18:11 ET by CloudfishSilence!!! I kill you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QXQFTEBqNE for reference. At about :58 :)
caption
May 11, 2007 - 19:59 ET by JJV...So what I'm trying to do Tim, is make crap roll UP-hill...
Caption
May 11, 2007 - 20:10 ET by nkviking75George Tenet prepares to answer Tim Russert's question, "Exactly how many claims in your book are true?"
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised if a circus breaks out.
You laugh at these stories
May 11, 2007 - 20:28 ET by dervishYou laugh at these stories I'm telling you, punk? You know I'm a spook? I could kill you with this one finger and make it look like an accident....
Prez AWOL points his sissy f
May 11, 2007 - 20:31 ET by joe conservativePrez AWOL points his sissy finger at me a claims that I don't care how many lives it takes, the oil in Iraq belongs to me and Dick.
Tim, I did not have sex with
May 11, 2007 - 21:46 ET by Roger the ShrubberTim, I did not have sex with that woman.
LOL
May 12, 2007 - 05:26 ET by Jack BauerLOL
Rush Limbaugh said in April,
May 11, 2007 - 21:53 ET by steamboatRush Limbaugh said in April, 2004
"If Clinton only met with George Tenet twice, then it's easily ascertainable that he met with Lewinsky more than the CIA director.
Now you listen here, bitch.
May 11, 2007 - 23:20 ET by GregENow you listen here, bitch.
"I'm not going to tell y
May 12, 2007 - 01:49 ET by Stonefingers"I'm not going to tell you where this finger has been..."
cap that
May 12, 2007 - 05:25 ET by Jack BauerFunny, dude...
“G.T., phone home.”…T
May 12, 2007 - 08:04 ET by Conrad5“G.T., phone home.”…To the biased, tendentious MSM, whom you can rely on to promote the hell out of any anti-Bush book.
"So then I told the Pre
May 12, 2007 - 08:48 ET by dodecahedron"So then I told the President, save the cheerleader, save the war. Did he listen to me...NO!"
"Tim, I know you didn't
May 12, 2007 - 09:07 ET by dodecahedron"Tim, I know you didn't just shoot me with that shrink-ray, did you?"
"So help me if I see my
May 12, 2007 - 09:25 ET by dodecahedron"So help me if I see my picture posted on another blog, you're ALL gonna meet my press."
"Well Timmy, point number one
May 12, 2007 - 09:57 ET by old cro"Well Timmy, point number one is we got the goods on you and your testimony during the Scooter Libby trail, so don't you go tellin No-one that my fabrication of a book is not a Slam Dunk!
V the K’s Caption This is one of the funniest sites I have ever seen captioning pics. I think I got the link off of NB, but I'm not sure. Wherever I got it, and whomever posted it, thanks!
....and so Sheryl Crow has sh
May 12, 2007 - 10:10 ET by Caringwhiteguy. . . and so Sheryl Crow has shown with just this finger and one piece of TP . . .
…so I said to him-I said,
May 12, 2007 - 11:09 ET by Conrad5…so I said to him-I said, “Hey, Lama! How about a little something, you know, for the effort?”
Don't you need a pitchfork to
May 12, 2007 - 15:17 ET by JimboDon't you need a pitchfork to go with that line?
Jimbo says - "There is a fine line between freedom of speech and treason"
You realize that with my CI
May 12, 2007 - 11:14 ET by Jack BauerLOL - Yeahhh, that bought a g
May 12, 2007 - 11:21 ET by old croLOL - Yeahhh, that bought a good chuckle!
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Dave Barry
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
Dave Barry
This finger has a tiny came
May 12, 2007 - 16:24 ET by NortonPeteThis finger has a tiny camera inplanted in it, and it takes some bad video, bucko!
Pay attention: this is how yo
May 12, 2007 - 20:34 ET by MobiusStripPay attention: this is how you do it. First, you get the fancy medal. Then you get the book contract. Cause the last rat off the ship don't get nothin'. Badda bing, badda bang.
It's all Bill Clinton's fault
May 12, 2007 - 21:55 ET byIt's all Bill Clinton's fault for 911. Going into Iraq has nothing to do with oil. I cannot tell a lie!
A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons
Shame on you, Tim. When you g
May 14, 2007 - 11:05 ET by pbanks7Shame on you, Tim. When you get to the Pearly Gates, St. Finger will shake his peter at you.
Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.