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Weekend Captionfest II Original caption: Arthur Sulzberger Jr., the chairman and publisher of The New York Times Company, leaves the company's shareholders' meeting Tuesday, April 24, 2007 in New York. Shareholders delivered another rebuke to the New York Times Co., withholding as much as 42 percent of the vote for directors at the company's annual meeting. |
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"What....Me Worried"
May 5, 2007 - 22:51 ET by bigtimer" What....Me Worried? "
Surely you jest!
caption
May 5, 2007 - 23:20 ET by JJVI just farted!
I hold in my my LEFT hand eve
May 5, 2007 - 23:31 ET by dodecahedronI hold in my my LEFT hand every story we plan to publish leading up to the election.
pinch
May 5, 2007 - 23:37 ET by Emma GrumpSorry - no time to chat - gotta run these Democrat talking points over to Matt Lauer before Monday.
I am going to go publish th
May 5, 2007 - 23:42 ET by MilesDI am going to go publish that this climate change garbage is a complete fraud. I am also going to reveal that Al Qaida is a genuine threat
Arthur Sulzberger Jr., Al
May 6, 2007 - 00:17 ET by Free StinkerArthur Sulzberger Jr., Al Quaida's North American spokesperson, leaves a meating at his cover job as chairman and publisher of The New York Times Company.
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"George W. Bush simply reminds leftists everyday what they will never be. And they hate him for it." --Tammy Bruce
Best caption so far....IMO&qu
May 6, 2007 - 08:09 ET by SouthJersey1953Best caption so far....IMO
"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." - Milton Berle
Well I told the board of dire
May 6, 2007 - 00:57 ET by jdhawkWell I told the board of directors that our stock price in the second quarter of 2002 was nearly $48 and Friday it closed at $25.91. But, hey, they get a 3.6% dividend or about a point below a typical money market rate so stop whining(unless we have to cut that, too). And that was the good news!
Yeah, we're going with that Cheryl Crow thing. When the employees pass by security on the way up to their offices they collect their one piece of toliet paper they are authorized for the day. It is a terrific cost saving tool, a way to stop global warming, and I know the employees are going to love it. Sacrifices have to be made.
Me, well yeah, I got a whole roll squished in this brief case I am holding. Why do you think I am smiling? I bet you thought it was because we were about to release some more classified secrets about our er . . . enemies. Nah, we wouldn't do that! <grin>
captionfest
May 6, 2007 - 04:17 ET by SportPoliticsTim Robbins long lost brother who changed his name to cover the tracks but not the appearance, struts down the hallway of his failing liberal views machine.
Haha, they think they can
May 6, 2007 - 05:42 ET by motherbeltHaha, they think they can stop me??? They think I care that we're bleeding readers every day? I'll run this paper into the ground, if I can take George Bush and the Republicans down with it!
So I told them, hey if you ar
May 6, 2007 - 07:09 ET by USA4freedomSo I told them, hey if you are dumb enough to buy stock where you have no say in how the company is run then you deserve to go broke.
What did they say??? They said.. uhh….well…. Look I don’t listen to what anyone tells me, I have a party to destroy, uhhh, paper to destroy..ugh…a paper to run.
As he walks away the little voice in his head tells him: They can’t tell me what to do, I worked my way all the way up from diapers on daddy’s knee to the top job… I am a good boy, I am a good boy, I am a good boy…
These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagn- 40th Anniversary of D-Day
With this outfit on I can try
May 6, 2007 - 07:11 ET by USA4freedomWith this outfit on I can try out for Men In Black#5 or Blues Brothers 2008.
These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagn- 40th Anniversary of D-Day
I wore this color because I t
May 6, 2007 - 07:21 ET by USA4freedomI wore this color because I thought that the shareholders would think; I am in mourning for their stock holding. But just look at my face, does it look like I care??
These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagn- 40th Anniversary of D-Day
So, this is what I did: I jus
May 6, 2007 - 07:32 ET by USA4freedomSo, this is what I did: I just used my stump speech; you.. know, the one I give at the collages. That’s the one where I apologized to the students for all the bad things our generation has left them with.
What did they say? what did they say???
I’m not sure, I guess I was not paying any attention.
So.. what do you think? Did we or did we not slam those Republicans!
These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagn- 40th Anniversary of D-Day
I told them, we'll make up
May 6, 2007 - 08:00 ET by MilesDI told them, we'll make up the revenue with full-page ads from Greenpeace and the like. People will realize they're killing the planet, circulation will doublle, we'll be back on our feet in no time.
I know I'm a clueless lefty--
May 6, 2007 - 08:43 ET by Andrew H.I know I'm a clueless lefty--but I tried to explain to them that firing 90% of my editorial staff would not help me--they said it would and that it would hurt the competition where they went to work. I'm confused but I'm liberal, so it doesn't matter. The paper is mine, is mine!
Liberalism is a convenient lie.
Hmmm..
May 6, 2007 - 09:07 ET by goldenthroatYes, I know the NYT is losing subscribers by the droves, our stockholders are ready to put our feet in cement and throw us into the Hudson River and they're saying it's all because we continue to be a left-coast, bleeding-heart, 'do-as-we-say-not-as-we-do' newspaper whose only benefit is lining the bottom of a birdcage. So we have a few faults - doesn't everyone?
Never dance on an empty stomach unless it's a liberal.
test message
May 6, 2007 - 09:11 ET by richardtest message
test reply
May 6, 2007 - 09:38 ET by Free Stinkertest reply
Test Pattern?
May 6, 2007 - 09:49 ET by RDWTest Pattern?
LOL! With 3, it is now, of
May 6, 2007 - 09:57 ET by Free StinkerLOL!
With 3, it is now, officially, a pattern.
With a swagger in his step, J
May 6, 2007 - 10:35 ET by ArchConservativeWith a swagger in his step, Junior in his heart really believes that this is just because of President Bush and that when Hilary takes over, his shares will really skyrocket. But, like a true millionaire liberal, doesn't care about his shareholders or his employees because he's rich and knows he's better than all of them anyways.
"Every nation, in every region, now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists."
- President George W Bush September 2001 speech to a joint session of Congress.
"and well Goldarn it peo
May 6, 2007 - 10:36 ET by botg"and well Goldarn it people like me"
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
"they bought it again, i
May 6, 2007 - 10:38 ET by botg"they bought it again, i've got a year without any more questions"
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
"boy that guy behind me
May 6, 2007 - 10:39 ET by botg"boy that guy behind me has a stupid tie"
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
"Putin's sure to give me
May 6, 2007 - 10:40 ET by botg"Putin's sure to give me a medal'
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
"i told dad he'd be sorr
May 6, 2007 - 10:41 ET by botg"i told dad he'd be sorry some day"
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
You people just don't underst
May 6, 2007 - 12:43 ET by tweakthetrollYou people just don't understand......yet. I am a closet conservitive and at just the right time I coming out baby.
Don't Vote, Be Happy
May 6, 2007 - 13:42 ET by acumenYou weren't supposed to be investing into a corporation where one man still drives policy and stockholders have to relentlessly fight for every gain.
You weren't. But you are. And for that I'm happy.
I don't care about any of t
May 6, 2007 - 14:04 ET by NortonPeteI don't care about any of that business stuff, I got Sandy Berger's documents, I got Sandy's documents!!!
Owner of The New York Times
May 6, 2007 - 14:33 ET by pocomocoOwner of The New York Times, Pinch, Punch, Slam (or whatever his name is) Sulzberger is seen leaving a recent shareholders meeting where he told the newspaper’s directors, investors, and stockholders to “Get Stuffed”, because it was his paper and he was going to do with it as he wished.
He said that he is personally worth billions that he has stashed in a Swiss bank account, and was tired of their caterwauling about how they were loosing their money.
He further said that after he and the Times ruin America, he will take his money and retire to the Utopian paradise Cuba to be with his long time friend Castro.
Libs seek therapy as Sarkozy Wins in France
May 6, 2007 - 15:43 ET by acumenSulzberger grins after reading tomorrow's NY Times headline that spins new French conservative President Sarkozy's victory message to America: "You can count on France as a friend" to; sexist ultra-right-wing neocon Sarkozy thanks American conservatives for showing him how to "steal" election.
Excellent.
May 6, 2007 - 15:56 ET by dahliatraversExcellent.
French election
May 6, 2007 - 17:50 ET by goldenthroatYou've got that right, acumen! I can't wait to see how the liberal press in America is going to spin this one. Matt Lauer, Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews, Katie Couric and their cronies are all salivating to jump on their left-coast, bleeding-heart, 'do-as-we-say-not-as-we-do' quasi-journalistic bandwagon to bloviate about this election.
Never dance on an empty stomach unless it's a liberal.
(I hope they don't find the
May 6, 2007 - 17:32 ET by CCCP(I hope they don't find the dead hooker in the trunk)
“The people who cast the votes don't decide an election, the people who count the votes do.” - Comrade Josef Stalin
Is it cocktail time yet ?
May 6, 2007 - 17:39 ET by socal4patrickMission Accomplished. DOH !
Arthur Sulzberger Jr. leave
May 6, 2007 - 20:15 ET by dervishArthur Sulzberger Jr. leaves his midtown office to give the eulogy at the funeral of modern journalism.
Note that he's not carrying
May 6, 2007 - 20:35 ET by wiwfNote that he's not carrying a NYT with him... rofl
Arthur is asking himself &q
May 6, 2007 - 22:36 ET by CrimsonfistedArthur is asking himself "Why do I look like Bill Maher? Is this some kind of joke from God, if he did exist, and evolution was not a proven fact, and that global warming is real and oh my! isn't something twinkling over there and did I leave the iron on?"
WhatAMaroon
"Man, if I can just make
May 6, 2007 - 23:36 ET by JPR1"Man, if I can just make it to the limo maybe the driver can help me get this size 11 wing-tip out of my a**."
Question: Are you really the
May 6, 2007 - 23:37 ET by Gat New YorkQuestion: Are you really the Publisher of the New York Times?
Sulzberger: No. I’ve never read a word of this newspaper. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express.
Careful, Holiday Inn may come
May 7, 2007 - 06:20 ET by ArchConservativeCareful, Holiday Inn may come after you for linking Pinch with them. Great post!
"Every nation, in every region, now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists."
- President George W Bush September 2001 speech to a joint session of Congress.
Like my Brook Brothers suit;
May 6, 2007 - 23:38 ET by Gat New YorkLike my Brook Brothers suit;
my Park Avenue Duplex;
my private Gulfstream;
how about my condo in Cannes?
How did I do this?
And I’m in debt up to my eyeballs.
Somebody please help me.
See? Even a caveman can do it
May 6, 2007 - 23:44 ET by Gat New YorkSee? Even a caveman can do it.