Weekend Captionfest


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Rosie O'Donnell is photographed through a closed window as she is driven from the ABC television studios after the taping of 'The View,' Wednesday, April 25, 2007, in New York. O'Donnell announced at the show's start that she would be leaving.

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Bye, sweetheart! Kiss, kis

Bye, sweetheart!

Kiss, kiss!!

Bacon double cheeseburgers in

Bacon double cheeseburgers in the mirror may be closer than they appear

With no liberal outlet left

With no liberal outlet left with which to wield her power, the evil entity known as Rosie slowly begins to fade away.

"I'm mellllting, I'm

"I'm mellllting, I'm mellllting. Oh, what a world, what a world......."

Hey Cheryl, have you seen my

Hey Cheryl, have you seen my ARM?

--Hokiecon

Finally the fugitive is sent

Finally the fugitive is sent to the Phantom Zone to her just rewards for treasonous activities against the American people.  She crys as she is wisked away.

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark. -- save my gun, shoot a liberal.

Save me, General Zod!

Save me, General Zod!

RTS-Yes!  As soon as I saw t

RTS-Yes!  As soon as I saw the shape of the pic, I thought Superman.  Too bad she wasn't sent tumbling in outer space. 

Hahaha. I see many of us had

Hahaha. I see many of us had the same vision. God help us!

Get in my belly!

Get in my belly!

I hope this is safety glass

I hope this is safety glass !

rosie

Now could you please stop with her pics already?

I get ill whenever I have to see that thing.

Hellloooo! Open up in dere!

Hellloooo! Open up in dere! Da sign spacifically sez Hot Donuts now! If you don't unlock dese doors, dis is gonna be the first time in history dat fat melted glass!

LOL! Those grease fires c

LOL! Those grease fires can get pretty hot, but if fire can't melt steel, I doubt it can melt glass either.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

My job here is done. I am

My job here is done. I am off to spew forth my hatred of this country elsewhere.

"Not for fame or reward, not for place or rank, not lured by ambition or goaded by necessity. But in simple obedience to duty." - From the barracks at Ft. Benning

O'Donnell

Fearing an on slot of spitballs and other forms of projectiles, O’Donnell waves goodbye to her ‘adoring’ fans from behind two inch bullet proof glass shouting, “it’s Bush’s fault”.

rosie

...I'll be b-a-a-a-a-a-ck...

Good one Emma... But I hop

Good one Emma... But I hope it's more of a "Hasta la vista baby" moment.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

ro

Not a chance, Jerry.  That woman is like herpes - always recurring!  But a Hasta la Vista moment would be nice.

Here we have visual evidenc

Here we have visual evidence proving that Rosie is not just vile and ignorant, but transparent too.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Little did Rosie know that he

Little did Rosie know that her next stop was rehab, or is that Bellevue Hospital Mental Ward, or Rikers Island. The driver had three destinations to choose from, now which one will it be? Tune in next week to find out.

rosie

I believe the next stop was McDonald's.

Only if McDonald's has an

Only if McDonald's has an all-you-can-eat buffet.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

They're coming to take me awa

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

Rumored replacement, Ann Co

Rumored replacement, Ann Coulter.

JDW

News media: Scoreboard for terrorists

"Oh moy Gauwd!  Oy feel

"Oh moy Gauwd!  Oy feel loyk oy'm in one a doze weird flyin' cosmic prison thingys from Superman II !" 

O'Donnell

O’Donnell, having failed at every type of entertainment, is whisked off to a secluded rendezvous with her cohabitating partner and purchased children, to contemplate her future as a circus clown.

Someone should clean the glas

Someone should clean the glass in the primate house. I can barely see the baboons for the drool...Hey, you with the RingDings--Stop teasing the animals!!

How many chins can you see?

How many chins can you see?

She has more chins than a Hon

She has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Hey, I thought you said I was

Hey, I thought you said I was getting a cage!!

Rosie: "I love my litt

Rosie: "I love my little yellow bus, its on time everyday." "I love to lick the glass", " I think I'll moon someone"........"Where is my helmet"...."I don't want to hit my head"...."I love my little yellow bus"......."I just messed my pants"........

ro

"Boy!  I stick up for Imus, I stick up for Baldwin, and now when I could use a little support, those pukes are nowhere to be found!  MEN !!!"

Rosie Under Glass

Rosie Under Glass

Rosie O'Donnell finally fadin

Rosie O'Donnell finally fading into obscurity.   

Yes it's true but I have a jo

Yes it's true I am leaving the "View", but I have a job lined up.  Tell me what you think. 

Okay, think Purple.

<singing loudly>

I love you.

You love me.

We a happy family,

with a great big hug

and a kiss from me toyou.

wait you say you

Love

Me

Too 

Reduce the U.S. Carbon Footprint.  Send Rosie to Iran.  Airforce_5_O 04/04/2007

Donald -here I am--

Donald -here I am-- under glass--just the way you like me! I repeat e** me!!!

Hey, buddy!Yea, you...You goi

Hey, buddy!
Yea, you, come here...

You going to finish that?

Rosie joined &quot;The View&

Rosie joined "The View" in the fall.

She leaves it in the Spring.

Her reason? Her contract was only for one YEAR and she could not get them to 'agree' to sign her for only one more year, instead of three.

hmm...

What planet is "The View" taped on? Cause here on earth a year is longer than that.

O’DONNELL: Breaking news. I’ve decided that we couldn’t come to terms with my deal with ABC, so next year, I’m not going to be on “The View.” However, I will be coming back and guest hosting. I will be doing one hour specials on autism and depression and stuff that I’m interested in. I’m just not going to do the everyday thing, because they wanted three years. I wanted one year. And they were like “okay [groaning back and forth]” and it just didn’t work out. And that’s showbiz, but it’s not sad, because I loved it here and I love you guys. And I’m not going away. I’m just not going to be here everyday, alright? [applause]

WALTERS: Well, you keep saying don't be saddened, we should all be upbeat. And I am sad, okay, I am sad. Because I induced her to come here, I knew you were only coming for one year. I hoped that it would be more than one year. We have had, to say the least an interesting year.

Source: http://newsbusters.org/node/12291

The View

During the 2006 Daytime Emmy Awards, Barbara Walters announced that O'Donnell would become a co-host on the talk show The View. On September 5, 2006, she officially replaced Meredith Vieira as a co-host of the show.

On April 25, 2007, O'Donnell announced she would be leaving the show as a co-host when her contract expires in June because she and the network could not come to terms on the length of a new contract. She plans to return as an occasional correspondent.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosie_O'Donnell

Also, for you tid-bit peeps, here is why I think "The View" hired her in the first place: Click Here

Debra...

&quot;Even I know Hillary is

"Even I know Hillary is clueless >> did you hear her say she hasn't had guns in her house >> It must be atleast 15 years now that she has had fewer than 20 guns in her house >> two or four for each agent and then some." 

"Even I can do that math."

photo taken in store window s

photo taken in store window shows worlds largest balloon passing by in the Macy's parade

Bush is trying to silence m

Bush is trying to silence me 'cause I found the secret CIA location where Elvis, Marilyn and Bin Laden and the real 9/11 plotters are living.

SEDITION THE MISSION

Harold Reid (D-Feat)

Hey, isn't Jack Bauer that in

Hey, isn't Jack Bauer that invincible imaginery super-hero TV dude that mercilessly kills terrorists and saves the world? If you are that Jack Bauer, I would love your autograph! Or maybe you could just hurt me a little bit.

Also, I'm thinking of designing a Jack Bauer line of codpieces. I think the fashion is due for a comeback and I'll bet I could sell some here. What do you think- a tantalizing ermine, encrusted with faux-emeralds, or the more traditonal leather-and-lace? What think you Jack the Man Bauer?

Did somebody have one too man

Did somebody have one too many wine coolers tonight?

Poor wittle Mobius is all cranky and upset. Someone needs to take a Pamprin and lie down.

Hey, Roger, how you doing? No

Hey, Roger, how you doing? Not into the wine cooler thing, beer is my bag. And good wine. Not cranky at all. Not upset. My wife's melonoma is local and that is very good news so I'm goofing off. Lost a neighbor to stomach cancer yesterday and needed to blow off some steam. Somehow I come here to do it. You guys are really pretty good people though we disagree and you let me stay around. Been a bad couple days and I get on the wire to take it out. Hope you understand.

Whoa.. good news / bad ne

Whoa.. good news / bad news. Vent away my man, no offense taken. When you feel better, we'll celebrate your wife's victory with you.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

MS,What a great business plan

MS,

What a great business plan, be sure and invest ALL your money in your fabulous idea, PLEASE! hurry south park needs more business in their town.

 Hay Rosie:!  get even ! Marvin Heemeyer 's bulldoser needs a tune -up.  Some flat lander is starting a cod  piece sucking business, take him out.

iran has 1300 gas centrifuges spinning 24-7 , and you think filling up is a right!

Man, talk about boring. SED

Man, talk about boring. You must be Mobius Dick.

SEDITION THE MISSION

Harold Reid (D-Feat)

blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah b b (deeeeeep breath) hey roll the f%$* window down you #^%* as$#*@# ....lah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah (turning blue) hey you little s$%@ for brains blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah (window up and car pulling away) blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...........

GregE...This is sooo funny! 

GregE...This is sooo funny!  I think you nailed it.

HEAR YE, HEAR YE, step right

HEAR YE, HEAR YE, step right this way Ladies and Gentlemen and you too can view an empty human head that not only manages to speak but it can also wave goodbye upon your egress…HEAR YE, HEAR YE…for only two million bits, she will speak, it may not make sense but she will speak, and for those of you in the same shape, you may applaud after her speech.

For those of you who wish to watch it eat, that will be a mere four million more bits before entering.

 Thank you, Thank you, Ladies and Gentlemen. For those of you who have paid, please step right through here to enjoy our latest “Freak Attraction” that we are so fond of.

 "Too bad Ignorance isn't painful..."

P.T. Barnum was right there is one born every minute.

I've heard of pheasant under

I've heard of pheasant under glass, but . . .

Mad Cow Under Glass?

Mad Cow Under Glass?

...and over here in this exhi

...and over here in this exhibit behind the glass you'll see the highly venemous species the  (lat.) liberlous bigusmouthandassus. These creatures spew vile deranged rants mainly due a dysfuntional quadrant of the cerebrum which causes them to be egotistical, hypocritical, self serving, lying backstabbers.

Please don't tap on the glass for this may trigger and an unpleasant response. If you like you may puchase donuts and oreos, at the exhibit store to give treats to these specimens.

ro

midnight, this manner of behavior, "some say", is symptomatic of the dread Cranial Rectal Immersion syndrome.  While incurable, the only effective treatment of this malady is to hang upside down for a period of not less than 90 days.  Experts agree that 3 months is usually long enough for the cranium to involuntarily "pop" from the anal cavity, but in Rosie's case, a lengthier inversion may be necessary.

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Rosie waves goodbye as Rita Cosby chases after the car to press her flesh against the window to peer into the eyes of yet another madman.

One uber-liberal, anti-americ

One uber-liberal, anti-american, pro-terrorist, pro-al-queda, moronic, foul-mouthed, media icon down......many more to go. Oh by the way Ms Barbara Walters, your respect called and it said it won't return.

"Every nation, in every region, now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists."

- President George W Bush September 2001 speech to a joint session of Congress.

“So, I guess it wasn’t th

“So, I guess it wasn’t the bigoted or hateful things I said, it was my general stupidity.

Oh well! Driver, hit that rib joint on 46th St will ya? Get my sweetie on the phone, round up the kids, time for a cruise.”

Hi! I'm a has-been fat-ass co

Hi! I'm a has-been fat-ass comedian wondering why the righties fixate on me! Maybe because they don't want to deal with real issues? I don't know- I'm just an overpaid mercenary making fabulous money and  I'm out of here in June! Like most of our soldiers in Iraq- Not! Ha-ha!

You people- to quote Rush- may someday realize how far you've stuck your collective crainiums up the ani of the MSM.

Talk about reality. If you can.

Oink oink oink. George W.

Oink oink oink.

George W. Bush is not a full-fledged conservative, but I still support his presidency. I'd rather have him as president than ANY of the Democrats.
Merry Christmas 2007.

Th.th...th.th...that's all

Th.th...th.th...that's all folks.

(for all you young whipper snappers, that's an old looney tunes porky pig reference)

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

captionfest

" Back at my HS alma mater, I was part of the Flash Schools Boars. Wait a minute and I'll lift our t-shirt and squeal out our grunt. "

captionfest

I just want to show you, as I go, that I put on my yellow gay wrist bracelet indicator, and drove the pain pin it has into my wrist, as a way of indicating my sadness. I'm only bleeding a bit, so don't worry.

IE SUKS

IE SUKS

Hay, this one sheet of TP

Hay, this one sheet of TP ain't working; that's why i'M behind this stink proof glass. DUH!

Rosie Does The Wave

All I gotta say is this...how much will another network have to pay in carbon offsets if she gets her own show? I mean all the non-stop inanities alone would pay for at least one month of electricity for Al Whore's Tenesseee mansion/GW fear mongering.

The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer.  Air Force Motto

emjem says: When your brain's stuck on liberalism it self-destructs.

I'm the man in the box.......

I'm the man in the box....................

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.

Scroll down for Paul Begala's

Scroll down for Paul Begala's reaction to this picture!

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Joe E Lewis

Austin that's my Mother!...

Austin that's my Mother!... She's a Man baby, she's a man...

Hi, Randall [Tobias].  You l

Hi, Randall [Tobias].  You look great!  Did you just get a massage?

As Rosie raises her hands to

As Rosie raises her hands to put her thumbs in her ears and give us the wave, you can see one of her poor crucifixion wounds from her battles with The Donald.

Also note the yellow "cut and run" and the black "What Would Nicolai [Lenin] Do" bracelets.

...and the "pink tamahtoe nose" which has been recently tweeked. [Loony Tunes reference].

  I am the founding member of the "thumbs in ears club".

If she opens her mouth, is it

If she opens her mouth, is it her 'glasshole?' =-)

  Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

OK I had to do it:\ | | /  _

OK I had to do it:

\ | | /  ___  \ | | /

 |   |_/      \_|   |

 \  /  | ‘..‘  |  \ /

  | |   \  b  /   | |

  | |    |     |    | |

 

Even though NB adds spaces, you get the drift.

I am the founding member of the "thumbs in ears club".

Rosie O'Donnell poses for a

Rosie O'Donnell poses for a publicity shot for her new movie: "Nightmare in the daytime"

Rosie rehearsing for her new

Rosie rehearsing for her new tv reality show, "Life as a  bubble boy".  Boy! Is she ugly!

Limousine Liberal and former

Limousine Liberal and former personality (choke) Rosie O'Donnell waves goodbye as she sees the reflection of her career dissipating in the window of her limo

I am not a kook

Resigning Rosie waves after "I am not a kook" speech" to mark beginning of America healing process.

Hmmm.  No apple?

Hmmm.  No apple?