"Everybody gets high, everybody gets low,
These are the days when anything goes"--Sheryl Crow (Everyday is a Winding Road)

I think that pretty much sums it up.

She was getting high, had some "wonderful" ideas (as all pot-heads do), wrote them down...when she came down from her high she looked at what she wrote down and still thought they were brilliant ideas...and went to press with them. She then continued with these ideas for what...almost a week? And after getting bagged upon by everyone (including Rosie O'Donnell), she then claims it was a joke. Rrrrrrrright! Apparently these aren't the days when anything goes. She will never live this down. Who's the joke on now?

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place!" --Bill McNeal, NewsRadio episode 3.17

"I was joking" = There is no way in hell I would follow my own mindless blathering.

"I was joking" =  To be proceeded if there is a multitude of negative statements about my stupid statement.

As if ANY of these asshats would ever follow their own advise and yet they continue to have this mindless following.

"Stupid Should Hurt"

Sheryl Crow's "carbon footprint" will be a skidmark.

All liberal solutions to non-crises and aggrandized non-problems boil down to one simple verse :

Psalms 26:10

In whose hands is mischief, and their right hand is full of bribes.

Damn.

Other than the evidence, comments like these are the best thing going for AGW skeptics and their case.  What other ... er, sensible, endearing statement can we get her to make?

Sheryl, seriously, the biggest global warming gas is water vapor. 

http://www.geocraft.com/WVFossils/greenhouse_data.html

Don't you think it would be in the best interest of the planet for us to give up hot showers?  All that steam can't be helping ...

< edit:  Change "truth" to "evidence".  Didn't mean to be presumptuous. >

Speaking of joking around:

Q: What type of pants does Cheryl Crow prefer?

A: DUNG-arees

Q: What is the first song Cheryl Crow learned to play on her guitar?

A: Wipeout (learned from sheet music)

When asked if he went to war with Iraq  to derail the impeachment vote:  “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

So it was a joke? Joke my arse! It's called "damage control".

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

C'mon guys...

Originally when the story broke, I bought into it too, and thought she was a complete loon.  But if you read all of her post it's pretty clear she's being facetious.

"This next idea I have been saving but I will share it with you if you promise not to steal it."

That's not an indication of "winking at the audience"?

Also - DUNG-arees is hilarious Jerry.

Oops. My bad.

I see she's trotting out the old, "You're too unsophisticated to realise I was just joking." routine so favoured by the left..

Come on, read it...

Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are,
in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of
forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a
limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in
any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of
his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough
people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom
visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could
be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, whose
judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I
believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out."

Source

It has to be a joke, what else could it be? It ain't going to happen, there are no sh*t police, and the squares don't wash off. LOL My sarcasmometer is pegged.

The next paragraph is also humorous, wipe you mouth on your sleeve. Ma always gave me a hard time about that when I was little. In fact, I can't figure out where the serious part of the blog starts.

Are you telling me, that somehow, she is serious? If so we may need to call in the breeder police.

m1xram

Scary Crow was "just kidding"?   Just joking around?  Or is this just another way of saying, "OOPS!...  Guess you folks out there are savvier than I thought."   Or, "I guess I made a big ass of myself, with my goofy tp idea."   Better to make a joke about it than admit you are a joke and have to eat crow.    Come clean Crow.  You'll feel better about yourself. .                 Is there a 'bad tp joke' rehab?

I wonder how many of us "peons" abiding by her dictate of only 1 square would be required to act as carbon offsets for her entourage??? 

Read the Boston Herald articles for the requirements when the Crow/David trucks/buses/tractor trailers come to town...among many other MUST HAVES were sufficient parking spaces, but not in public view.  Hmmmm, guess they don't want the concert attendees to see just what a carbon footprint they are making!