Considering that "Good Morning America" has repeatedly adopted left-wing solutions to environmental issues, it’s not surprising that the program acted as a press agent for singer Sheryl Crow on Tuesday’s program. (After all, ABC allowed Crow to kick off her global warming tour on GMA.) Anchor Chris Cuomo claimed that Crow’s assertion (she called for a limit to the amount of toilet paper Americans can use), was meant as a "comment about the environment."
Reporter Bianna Golodryga alternated between calling the statement, which has been widely mocked in much of the country, a joke and also a "quirky solution."
In a brief interview, the ABC correspondent, who mostly covers celebrities, took all of Crow and "eco-activist" Laurie David’s comments at face value. After making the requisite joke about toilet paper, Golodryga threw a few softballs:
[Golodryga, Crow and David are sitting in the "Stop Global Warming" bus]
Bianna Golodryga: "...But tell us how this happened."
Sheryl Crow: "Actually there's an empty roll in there."
Laurie David: "We've run out of toilet paper."
Crow: "Yeah, We have ran out of toilet paper. We're just so happy that people are talking about global warming today, even if it is brought about by a joke."
Golodryga: "And for Sheryl Crow and Laurie David, their message is everything."
Crow: "We're definitely going to be back. We haven't finished. This is going to be a topic that’s going to be around for a long time."
In closing, Golodryga briefly mentioned the duo's verbal sparring with White House advisor Karl Rove at this past weekend’s correspondent dinner. With a straight face, the GMA correspondent reported asserted that for the two women, "this is not a political issue at all":
Golodryga: "Now, the press also picked up on Crow's run in with Karl Rove at the White House correspondent dinner over the weekend. But, they really wanted to stress that this, for them, is not a political issue at all. So, you know, they took with a grain of salt. They had a good humor about it."
Considering ABC’s collusion with David and Crow, it’s not surprising that Cuomo, during the transition to the weather, appeared to be offering a wink over the connection between weatherman Sam Champion and the environmentalists:
Cuomo: "Well, it is now time for the weather. There will be no segue. I will go right to Sam Champion and leave the topic alone. Sam?"
Sam Champion [Laughs]: "Morning, Chris. Yeah, it was a lot of fun hanging out with them too at the very beginning. They, again, they have people talking."
A transcript of the brief segment, which aired on April 24 at 7:31am, follows:
Chris Cuomo: "But first, Sheryl Crow's recent comments about the environment. They took an odd turn, in direction of her bathroom, specifically how much toilet tissue we should all be using. She meant for it to be a comment about the environment. It became something else and ran afoul of some critics and caused even more foul humor. I put that the right way?"
Bianna Golodryga: " I think you did, Chris, just hit the right notes there. Sheryl Crow and her side kick Laurie David wrapped up a two week global warming tour, which they started right here on ‘Good Morning America.’. Well, it's been quite a trip and it ended with a swipe at naysayers, literally. It all started with a joke. Wrapping up a nationwide global warming tour, singer/song writer Sheryl Crow posted a quirky solution online about a new way to save the environment. She wrote, ‘I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.’ She told the joke to get people's attention, and boy did it work."
Jay Leno: "One square of toilet paper? Thank you, I'm not going to be shaking hands anymore."
Tucker Carlson: "She wants a federal law, apparently, on toilet paper use."
Rosie O’Donnell: "All wannna’ to do is have some fun. One little thing?"
Michelle Lee (Executive Editor, In Touch Weekly): "Seems like Sheryl was trying to be a little bit cheeky, no pun intended with her statements."
Golodryga: "Maybe Crow was inspired by her friend eco activist partner, Laurie David. After all, her husband Larry David of Seinfeld fame, once wrote this: "
[Seinfeld clip where Elaine yells at a woman from across a stall to "spare a square."]
Golodryga: "So, I got on the bus and sat down with Sheryl and Laurie to clear the air, so to speak. I wanted to go by and see if I could spare a square in your bathroom, but tell us how this happened."
Sheryl Crow: "Actually there's an empty roll in there."
Laurie David: "We've run out of toilet paper."
Crow: "Yeah, We have ran out of toilet paper. We're just so happy that people are talking about global warming today, even if it is brought about by a joke."
Golodryga: "And for Sheryl Crow and Laurie David, their message is everything."
Crow: "We're definitely going to be back. We haven't finished. This is going to be a topic that’s going to be around for a long time."
Golodryga: "Now, the press also picked up on Crow's run in with Karl Rove at the White House correspondent dinner over the weekend. But, they really wanted to stress that this, for them, is not a political issue at all. So, you know, they took with a grain of salt. They had a good humor about it."
Cuomo: "Well, she said it. She wanted people talking about global warming and now they are. Now did it go on college campuses? What’s the reception?"
Golodryga: "Well, you know, I asked how they were received there, if there were any hecklers at the campuses. And they said there was one group of hecklers and they were jokesters. They just said, you know what? They do support global warming ‘cause it helps them on their tans. So, overall people did receive them very well."
Cuomo: "Good. At least they’re talking. Bianna Golodryga, Thank you very much for bringing this to us. Well, it is now time for the weather. There will be no segue. I will go right to Sam Champion and leave the topic alone. Sam?"
Sam Champion [Laughs]: "Morning, Chris. Yeah, it was a lot of fun hanging out with them too at the very beginning. They, again, they have people talking."
—Scott Whitlock is a news analyst for the Media Research Center.



















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When did the word "quirk
April 24, 2007 - 11:43 ET by NewsbusterbrownWhen did the word "quirky" begin to mean "stupid?"
Is she uses less toilet paper
April 24, 2007 - 11:45 ET by rbosqueIs she uses less toilet paper, I hope she remembers to wash thoroughly before shaking hands,
I have it on good authority
April 25, 2007 - 08:23 ET by heldmywI have it on good authority that she just scoots her butt across the carpet...
Don't shake hands with her. I understand that she's a carrier of E. Crowli
(thanks to TNOYF)
I have to admit I'm sick of
April 24, 2007 - 11:51 ET by DrummingLawyerI have to admit I'm sick of GMA on this issue. For Earth Day, they talk about what we can do to eliminate global warming, then send Chris Cuomo to France, Sam Champion somewhere near the arctic or Greenland or wherever he was flying around IN A HELICOPTER DURING THE SEGMENT, and Elizabeth Vargas goes to South Africa. Paying attention, Sam Champion in the last month alone has been all over the country - upstate New York, Colorado, he even was in that new anti-gravity tourist flight (which, is purely for entertainment yet burning up jet fuel), and lectures us on global warming and our carbon footprint and whatever voodoo rituals they have now. Never mind Sheryl Crow and Laurie David's tour, look at GMA alone. This is ridiculous, and I would love to see them get called on the carpet for it.
Yesterday was unofficially
April 24, 2007 - 12:20 ET by radiofitz34Yesterday was unofficially toilet paper day. Maybe Sheryl can wrote a song about TP. Think of the possibilities. "4 squares is to many". "It's been a pesky day", "Too many squares, I feel so guilty".
Amen!
April 24, 2007 - 14:39 ET by goldenthroatDrummingLawyer - I am sure you realize that these are left-coast, bleeding-heart, 'DO-AS-I-SAY-NOT-AS-I-DO' liberals! The media turns a blind eye to their junkets around the globe in their jets preaching about 'global warming' -and it's OK for AlGore to live in a 10,000 square foot, energy guzzling mansion and there has been hardly a peep about it - BUT - heaven forbid - if a conservative tried this, they would be calling for their head on a silver platter!
Never dance on an empty stomach unless it's a liberal.
goldenthroat - I definitely r
April 24, 2007 - 16:36 ET by DrummingLawyergoldenthroat - I definitely realize it. I'm just so imminently fed up with the hypocrisy of it all, and the blind eye that it turned towards it. I find it even more frustrating that the media has become not only complicit in the hypocrisy, but a perpetrator of it. I can understand the left-coast idiots doing it, but the fact that the media has become equal to them in jet-setting while lecturing is what turns my stomach. Come on! Sending their reporters and camera crews halfway around the world to report on how we're using too much energy compared to the great steps the French and South Africans have made???? The lunatics are running the asylum now!
This is called Crow eating cr
April 24, 2007 - 11:59 ET by Gat New YorkThis is called Crow eating crow. She was forced to take an idea she genuinely meant and immediately go on a campaign to neutralize the insanity of it. Idiots who buy into GMA and Sam Champion will feel heartened, but how will the large majority of American feel when it becomes part of the '08 campaign reels?
Karl Rove once again proves h
April 24, 2007 - 11:59 ET by MassConservativeKarl Rove once again proves his genius by letting these two bubble heads confront him at the correspondence dinner. Crow then takes that bit of rope and hangs herself with it by making a stupid (oops I mean quirky) comment that is so laughable even Rosie mocks it. All this does is demonstrate the fringe lunacy of the whole global warming koolaid drinkers.
Keep talking ladies you are guaranteed to keep the debate (that is supposedly over) going. The longer the debate goes the more junk science is revealed, the sooner the soon-to-be Dr. Al Gore climbs back into his palatial hole in the ground.
I think the most hilarious p
April 24, 2007 - 12:21 ET by aeroI think the most hilarious part of this “joke” is that, assuming it really was a joke from the start, Crow says she did it to get us all talking about Global Warming. If that was her goal, then the outcome is a knee-slapper. All the discussion I saw and heard about it yesterday mercilessly ridiculed Sheryl Crow and ideas like her TP and sleeve-hanky suggestions as insane, unworkable, and ineffective. The funny part is that these “joking” proposals are no less ridiculous than all the REAL suggestions greenies make all the time!!! She succeeded in equating her ridiculous one-square proposal with all the presumably serious ideas she, Laurie David, and others have floated over the past several years (banning incandescent lightbulbs, unplugging cell phone chargers when not in use, 1.5-gallon flush toilets, etc.).
So now, every time they come up with a similar idea, we will all assume they’re JOKING! It’s fantastic, don’t you think?!
For example, when they urge us all to use cloth shopping bags, we can laugh uproariously at them. When they frown and say they’re not kidding, we can remind them of the Great One-Square Joke of 2007 and say we just don’t believe them anymore when they make stupid suggestions like that. Wonderful!
[I posted a similar comment at HotAir--apologies to those who read both for the repeat.]
--aero, aka "rubylens"
For some reason "Finge
April 24, 2007 - 12:34 ET by RackieFor some reason "Finger-licking good" comes to mind.
As posted in the OPEN, you wo
April 24, 2007 - 12:32 ET by FastEdAs posted in the OPEN, you would only need ONE square of this toilet "paper".
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
How vain and stupid can she b
April 24, 2007 - 12:44 ET by ForeverOnTheRightHow vain and stupid can she be. All we where talking about here was how stupid her TP comment or should I say "joke" was. The focus was on her and her stupidity not global warming. I guess anytime a liberal says something stupid they will spin it and say "I was just joking". It just sounds like a child caught in saying something stupid and then whining, "I was just joking." Yeah right, we all know she just said something stupid and your trying to cover it up with another stupid statement.
Oh too bad. One bad 'joke'
April 24, 2007 - 12:50 ET by MidAmericaOh too bad. One bad 'joke' becomes their only talked about GW solution and the 'message of this bust tour is back to square one (sorry for that).
The MSM is trying to salvage this tour by going into full CYA mode (oops, sorry about that too).
I was wondering if they have been hanging their laundry off the back of the bus during this tour.
Were their meals foraged from local farmers markets and cooked with a solar oven?
Where exactly do liberals thi
April 24, 2007 - 13:23 ET by paperheadWhere exactly do liberals think toilet paper comes from? I work for one the world's largest paper companies and I can tell you that most of the paper pulp that goes into making toilet paper comes from soft wood trees that take about thirty years to mature. They havest these trees more like a farmer havests corn. My company alone has planted over 1 billion trees in the last 100 years alone! So, if we use less toilet paper, it could potentially increase global warming than decrease, that is if we have any control over it at all, which I again seriously doubt.
PH - I agree. I do not get th
April 24, 2007 - 14:42 ET by Gat New YorkPH - I agree. I do not get the connection between paper production and global warming or global whatever.
Thank you, Ms. Crow, for furt
April 24, 2007 - 13:31 ET by Chris NormanThank you, Ms. Crow, for further undermining your already shaky message. Just goes to show, if you are serious about something, the last thing you need is an entertainer to help spread the message. Of course, I know I'm not engaging in responsible speech, and I one day, I will be silenced, along with everyone else here. We'll get ours...
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
I've never seen this Bianna G
April 24, 2007 - 13:33 ET by TEI've never seen this Bianna Golodryga before now. She clearly has s#*t for brains, but she is smokin' hot. She's hot enough to be hired by Fox News, provided she keeps her mouth shut.
I agree with that observati
April 24, 2007 - 14:27 ET by radiofitz34I agree with that observation TE.
TE, Golodryga is usually off
April 24, 2007 - 14:51 ET by Scott WhitlockTE, Golodryga is usually off covering Britney Spears and other important stories of the day. Perhaps GMA shouldn't have their entertainment reporters covering political issues. (Insert joke here.)
Maybe, just maybe, Ms. Crow w
April 24, 2007 - 15:14 ET by RackieMaybe, just maybe, Ms. Crow will get her wish.
This isn't a joke is it? One
April 24, 2007 - 15:22 ET by Gat New YorkThis isn't a joke is it? One thing I learned is to never shake hands with your left hand in some countries.
with regards to sheryl cr
April 24, 2007 - 16:15 ET by wiwfwith regards to sheryl crow:
She was once quoted as saying "If it feels good, it can't be all that bad."
Driving my SUV, throwing monster BBQs, and using a rolls of TP to TP someone's house makes me happy.
Eat your hat, Crow. Kthx
Crow talks like a doper....an
April 24, 2007 - 16:19 ET by RJCrow talks like a doper....and her ideas sound like something dopers would come up with.
I thought of the same thing
April 24, 2007 - 16:38 ET by DrummingLawyerI thought of the same thing, but I didn't want to insult dopers.
This is on Drudge right now:
April 24, 2007 - 16:48 ET by Mean Gene Dr. LoveThis is on Drudge right now: Rosie to Sheryl Crow: "Have you seen my A$$?"
Rosie has a tiny lucid moment.
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place!" --Bill McNeal, NewsRadio episode 3.17
rosie-to-sheryl-crow-have-you-seen my ass?
April 24, 2007 - 16:51 ET by misterbillrosie-to-sheryl-crow-have-you-seen my ass?
No, and please God, I never will!!!!
OH, she said worse
April 24, 2007 - 17:01 ET by Cool ArrowShe grabbed her crotch and told Trump "Eat me"
I gotta puke.
You gotta puke? What about
April 24, 2007 - 17:04 ET by RJYou gotta puke? What about The Donald? He's the one with the invite.....
Puke
April 24, 2007 - 17:10 ET by Cool ArrowIt's a sympathy puke. Brought on by mental images. Shut up and eat your cottage cheese.
Greaaaat, now I---
April 24, 2007 - 17:12 ET by misterbillGreaaaat, now I--- am the one who thinks he is going to puke!
Glenn at Instapundit unearthe
April 24, 2007 - 17:23 ET by Del DolemonteGlenn at Instapundit unearthed this gem:
http://www.theneweditor.com/index.php?/archives/5819-Cheryl-Crow-Announces-New-Tour.html
Sheryl Crow's One Sheet to the Wind Concert Tour
Flushing, NY, April 24 -- Singer/Songwriter Sheryl Crow today announced plans for a new tour of the US, to be called the "One Sheet to the Wind Educational Tour."
The Butthole Surfers will join the tour and open for Ms. Crow, according to tour organizers. Part of the tour's proceeds will be donated to causes related to global warming, said tour manager Mr. Whipple.
"In addition to raising funds for global warming awareness, we hope to educate people about many things -- including the proper use of toilet paper," said Whipple, who also vehemently requested that people not squeeze the merchandise.
Topics to be covered as part of the tour will include, "crossing your legs, gritting your teeth, and concentrating really hard until it goes away," said Whipple.
The tour will be sponsored by Kaopectate, Depends, and the National Cork Council. Tour dates and cities have yet to be announced.
CONTACT: Elmer Whipple
“All I want to do...is
April 24, 2007 - 17:33 ET by Conrad5“All I want to do...is wipe my bun. I got a fee-lin, I aint the only one”
But that's not Billy and me.
April 24, 2007 - 17:37 ET by Cool ArrowAnd Billy likes to peel the labels off of his bottle of bud and wipe with them, then he strikes a match and lets it burn down to his thick brown fingers.
"Crow: "Yeah, We ha
April 25, 2007 - 11:00 ET by Nazareth"Crow: "Yeah, We have ran out of toilet paper. We're just so happy that people are talking about global warming today, even if it is brought about by a joke."
Ahem, Mrs. Crow- it's NOT the environment or the fact that we're going through a NATURAL cyclical warming trend that people are talking about- it's your lunacy!
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