The answer for Crow/David is three seashells.

I am not going to delve into the hygiene of this but it is evident that the answer to these absolutely nutty Global Whatever group is for everyone to move out of their houses and live in caves and go back to the days of hunter/gathers.

Lance Armstrong beat feet from this nitwit just in time....

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any
man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

- Knowledgable Conservative...

I can't even figure the connection between toilet paper and global warming.

A tree grows and using CO2 it converts sunlight, produces leaves and pulp and grows tall.

While doing this it gives off oxygen. So far so good. Now if you just let the tree die of old age and fall to the ground it rots. This rotting produces CO2.

So if you don't harvest the tree and plant another you produce CO2.

How does saving paper help?

My parents probably spent a combined total of 18 years teaching my brothers and me to not wipe out mouths on our sleeves.

When you have a disposable income of ove $500,000 I'm sure it is easy to adopt all these things Sheryl Crow is proposing, because after all, you'd probably have a bidet so using one square of T.P. is easy.

She trusts her brother's judgement? It is obvious that neither of them have ever gotten toilet paper wet if they both think that rinsing out the one square for addtional use is a great idea.

How ridiculous.

No more Sheryl Crow CDs for me...ever! I will not add to nor pay for her pompous ego.

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place!" --Bill McNeal, NewsRadio episode 3.17

if you want to see how much of a total hypocrite crow is .... http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/scrow/scrow1.html

how does 1-Square-Crow handle a mexican meal or bad sushi?  no wonder she's still single ... armstrong probably bolted because he couldn't handle the lack of hygene.   but then again, when these people make statements like this ... their advice only applies to us.

All this talk about global warming is in itself poluting our enviroment.

"Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole."-- Ann Coulter

Well, there goes a great tradition - no more TP'ing of a losers's house, or trees in front of said house. It may look a little silly with one or mabe two sheets fastooned to the front door - don't think so.

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

Ken. You should have warned us. This is funny.

I hope these idiots keep talking. Showing the world what life will be like if the warmers ever get control.

My suggestion for Ms Crow is to stay in the bathroom and be the toilet paper police. Only allow one sheet per person, Enforce it.

Of course. The producers of toilet paper and napkins will have to lay off people. The poor will suffer. The mob will open speak easy bathrooms with plenty of TP.  A toilet paper black market will develope.

Jimmy Carter caused gas lines. Sheryl Crow will cause toilet paper lines.

"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.”   H.L. Mencken

Sheryl should learn about spellcheck, although Barbra is too stuck on stupid to pick up on that tool. Here's a Wiki on a Bimbo:

David has been accused of living a less-than-green lifestyle, leading
critics to tag her a "Gulfstream Liberal" or "Learjet Liberal." In an
interview in November of 2006, Ms. David acknowledged that owning two homes on
opposite sides of the country and flying in a private jet several times
per year is at odds with her message to others. In the interview she
notes "Yes, I take a private plane on holiday a couple of times a year,
and I feel horribly guilty about it. I probably shouldn't do it. But
the truth is, I'm not perfect. This is not about perfection. I don't
expect anybody else to be perfect either. That's what hurts the
environmental movement – holding people to a standard they cannot meet.
That just pushes people away."

We could always use a sponge on a stick like the Romans. Or use some of those left over corn cobs from making ethanol.

Summer is almost here people, it will probably get a little warmer soon.  Darn those SUVs.  Just watch the nightly weather folks, on my local stations it shows almost every day/night the record high was from the 1930’s and the record cool was from the 70’s or 80’s.  Every publication which gives credence to these nuts have had articles in their past worrying about global cooling, and the pending ice age.  1974 Time magazine is one good example.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=time+magazine+global+cooling

This, and the fact that several global warming conferences were snowed out, has lead the enviro-whacos to start using man-mad climate change instead of global warming.  That way no matter what the weather does, they can say, “See, we are right.” or "See, we told you so."  I remember when the tsunami hit Indonesia, there were a rash of journalists asking scientists if this could be linked to global warming.  Seriously, they asked if a tidal wave, caused by a earth quake was caused by man!? 

Here is the latest brilliant mind of global warming..climate change argument Cheryl Crow.  That’s right people it is too hot (or too cold) because you use too much TP when you potty.  Who will monitor this, the bathroom police?  I see a new television series “Law and Order: Bathroom Violations”.  These good people always claim they want government out of our bedrooms, but now they want government in our bathrooms!  Well if TP is the problem, then global warming (or cooling) is not MAN-MADE, but WOMAN-MADE since ladies use TP on all bathroom visits, and men do not seem to properly clean ourselves.  I can see the new slogans “Skidmarks Save Seals” or “a dirty butt will save Knut”  (that is pronounced kah nut, the baby polar bear).  This same crowed wants people to shower less to save water.  See hippies stink not because they are too lazy to wash, but because they are environmentally friendly.

Remember people, Hygiene is bad for the environment.  When you say cleanliness is next to Godliness, who are you, to try to push your religion on me.  All clean people are fascist religious whacos!

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With Democrat revisionist history and liberals guaranteeing the future (global warming, nuclear destruction, etc.) only the future is certain; the past is always changing.

I propose people use Crow's sheet music and cd liner notes to wipe their bums.

From my outhouse days as a young boy I have one word for Eat Crow.

CORN COBS

Go on ahead and get you some Ms. Crow.  Let's see how long she last on those.  Bet she backs off on that 1 sheet crap (pun intended). 

Reduce the U.S. Carbon Footprint.  Send Rosie to Iran.  Airforce_5_O 04/04/2007

Yeap, the insanity is reaching a peak here folks, not much longer before the bottom drops out.  The means are as loony and misinformed as the ends they serve to justify.

However, just a point of interest and to underline how absolutely rediculous the tp suggestion is.  The premise of Sheryl Crow's suggestion is the notion that we are reducing number of trees by wiping our bottoms because trees/forests have to be cut down to produce that paper.  The fact is the forest cover of the US has increased not decreased due to our efficiency of land use.  We don't require as much land and trees for that matter as we did in the early 1900's.  "we harvest 80 million fewer acres of cropland than we did 60 years ago. And our overall per-capita timber consumption is half of what it was a century ago. Result? According to the Forest Service, we have actually seen a net reforestation since 1985. We aren't losing forestland, we're gaining it. "  This is even more remarkable considering our population has increased by about 150 million people!!!!  You should read the article, GREEN MYTHS: ENVIRO 'FACTS' THAT AREN'T, very interesting.

“The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.” – Marcus Aurelius

This then should count as the "ouch" of the day. - WARNING - not for the squeemish!!!

I am going to have to buy TP offsets, cause I use almost half a roll per wipe. My carbon s#!t print is probably 20 to 30 times average.

Your chuckle for the week from a Hollyweird…ditzy Sheryl Crow wants us all to help save the planet by “using only 1 toilet paper square per toilet visit”. The fact paper companies plant 2 trees for every one they harvest is an inconvenient truth with the liberal singer. Sort of explains why no singers get elected to anything, just way too practical. Did any reporter ask her if she is a “one square” user? Can she prove it? Liberal democrats are such a (dangerous) scream. 

from theconservativecrawfish blog

"One square! Has she seen my a**?" exclaimed Rosie.

Okay, new winner for best response to this nonsense. First and last time I'll probably ever be on the same side as Rosie.

Here I sit in fumes and vapor

Sheryl Crow done stole the paper

Let me get this right......Mssss Crow doesn't wipe her a** anymore to save the planet......?? Is that why Lance Armstrong dumped her?? I say yes!!

Can Rosie even reach her butt??? NASTY

Just how big is Rosie's Carbon Camel Toe Print?

She needs to learn to pee standing up, so she won't need ANY paper. Then she can have 2 squares for other purposes.

This is sooooooo typical of the left. I'll bet she uses more than 1 square. Will Al Gore be able to buy poop offsets & use as much paper as he wants? As full of "you-know-what" as he is, I can't imagine him using less than a case a day.

Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

I think Crow's on to something here. We could use her suggestion and do something like trading carbon credits. There are all sorts of potential benefits. Here's how it would go:

1. Set up a system of credits. You might want to call them Crap Chips. Or, just use Cow Chips. Or, "Chips" for short.

2. Crow suggests one ply per sitting. However, what if you have a "dry" sitting? You know the saying, "Here I am all broken-hearted, came to sh*t and only farted"?  Do you get to keep your ply, and ap-ply it to the next "sitting"? If so, then you now have a bargaining "chip".

3. You can either use your double chip during the next sitting, or keep it in reserve for a really, really wet sitting, or..... you can try to trade it, or trade for more chips. An internet trading association could be set up to broker these chips.

4. If you are in a private area (e.g., home, in a hotel, on a remote island), you could preserve your chips by simply not using them during a sitting. Instead, be creative. For example, don't do laundry very often. Then, after a sitting, sit on the laundry and let it absorb the aftermath. After all, you're going to do the laundry some time later anyway, and since this isn't penalized yet, you can starting hording more chips.

5. Look for opportunities to buy more chips. If you notice or hear of someone who's constipated, for example, you could offer to buy his chips, since he won't be using them for a while.

6. Finally, to preserve squares, cut down from 3-squares a day to only 1 (square meals, that is). This should cut down the frequency of the sittings, and thereby increase your supply of reserve chips.

So there. If you play your cards right, you can increase your pile of chips. And, if you can also decrease the number of your, well, natural "piles", you can increase your chips more rapidly. Pretty soon, you'll be in a power position, where you can act like famous people, and gain popularity by advertising that you really know how work the system.

I'm only offering these suggestions to help the world out, now. I feel awful about those extra rolls I bought during Johnny Carson's toilet paper crisis, and I'm just to make up for it in a small way.

There's a great video clip related to this topic posted over at RedState (the first video). It's the author's guess as to what Crow might think would be one of "those pesky occasions" requiring a whole 2-3 squares of TP.

The sad news is that Crow is college edumacated.  This is what higher education does to your brain.  No common sense.  Save TP so you can smell your body function all day long.

There is no single doubt in my mind that she has any intention of implementing this plan for herself.

Next she will advocate to stop women from using tampons.....

How many pieces of t.p. should liberals use to clean their mouths after all the b.s. that spews out?  Seriously.

" 'Fred's Slacks'  is a winner!!"

Anyone that doesn't use toilet paper is just plain anti-American.

BTW -     Chasvs   in the arab world they chop off your left hand if you use it eat out of the common dish because your left hand is used for "personal" purposes.