From "The Celeb Page" in the April issue of Nick (Nickelodeon TV) magazine, they asked actress Renee Zellweger:
"If you were a superhero, who would you want as your sidekick?" Zellweger's answer: "[Former president] Jimmy Carter."
Isn't he a little old and slow for superhero work?
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Well, Tim, he is an integra
April 22, 2007 - 17:17 ET by Ken ShepherdWell, Tim, he is an integral part of the X-Presidents.
Good catch, Shep.I think the
April 22, 2007 - 17:21 ET by JMSUGood catch, Shep.
I think the real question is: why is Tim Graham reading Nick Magazine?
"My gosh Super Zell-gal,
April 22, 2007 - 17:35 ET by"My gosh Super Zell-gal, they have hostages, we should wait a year!"
classic
April 23, 2007 - 11:23 ET by buddycclassic
Bunny whipped
April 22, 2007 - 17:47 ET by acumenWell, Jimmuh does have some experience at defending water craft but who knew Renee Zellweger went for the bunny-whipped type?
According to the web she was
April 22, 2007 - 18:04 ET by danboAccording to the web she was born in 69. That would have made her about 11 when peanuts was kicked out of the White House.
Maybe: "Day 198: America held Hostage", was impressive to a kid. Also double digit inflation. And only being able to buy gas every other day. And not on sunday.
Of course. Had it not been for Jimmy. The middle east would probably be a very different place today.
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.” H.L. Mencken
Gee, I used to like Renee too
April 22, 2007 - 18:22 ET by terrigGee, I used to like Renee too. But if that's her idea of a "super hero" maybe she's spent too much time with George Clooney.
On the Road to Iran
April 22, 2007 - 20:24 ET by Cool ArrowLast movie we saw Carter in, was ISHTAR. wasn't it?
Remember that hilarious scene where Carter tried to sneak up on the Ayatollah and all these helicopters fell out of the sky and Jimmy looks into the camera saying. "Back to the ol' drawing board"
And then Jimmy gets rescued by the Cavalry on election day and spends the rest of his life telling us Jews are evil Christ killers but Palestinians are good.
Oh, I guess that movie isn't over yet, huh?
a little help here Mighty Mou
April 22, 2007 - 20:53 ET bya little help here Mighty Mouth?
What would Jimmy Carter's &
April 22, 2007 - 21:42 ET by Free StinkerWhat would Jimmy Carter's "Superhero Name" be ?
Can you believe people accuse me of being mean? ;-)
How about 'Peanut Brain'?The
April 22, 2007 - 21:44 ET by Clear thinkerHow about 'Peanut Brain'?
The liberal MSM has become an enemy of the USA.
I always miss the obvious c
April 22, 2007 - 21:47 ET by Free StinkerI always miss the obvious choice! :-(
Update: Super Peanut Brain.Th
April 22, 2007 - 21:53 ET by Clear thinkerUpdate: Super Peanut Brain.
The liberal MSM has become an enemy of the USA.
Bunny Basher.
April 22, 2007 - 21:53 ET by BlondeBunny Basher.
Now that's a manly hero name.
April 22, 2007 - 21:55 ET by Clear thinkerNow that's a manly hero name... Bunny Basher...lolololol!
The liberal MSM has become an enemy of the USA.
LOL! I forgot. :-)
April 22, 2007 - 21:56 ET by Free StinkerLOL! I forgot. :-)
Killer Rabbit
How could you gentwemen haw f
April 22, 2007 - 21:58 ET by BlondeHow could you gentwemen haw fowgotten the kiwwa wabbit?
Or for that matter, lust in your heart?
Okay, gotta think about that one...give me a sec!
Blonde...Good question about
April 22, 2007 - 22:01 ET by Clear thinkerBlonde...
Good question about lusting in the heart. I always thought lust came from the loins, if you know what I mean. Carter has a perverted heart.
The liberal MSM has become an enemy of the USA.
Hmmmm....must be a guy thing.
April 22, 2007 - 22:05 ET by BlondeHmmmm....must be a guy thing.
Jimmuh Catuh...what a buffoonish bunny basher.
I think it was his always ref
April 22, 2007 - 22:07 ET byI think it was his always refering to 'impotent' issues
Quite so.
April 22, 2007 - 22:13 ET by BlondeQuite so.
Blonde...Wait just one cotton
April 22, 2007 - 22:07 ET by Clear thinkerBlonde...
Wait just one cotton pickin minute. Lust is an equal opportunity emotion.
The liberal MSM has become an enemy of the USA.
Sorry, clear.You were the one
April 22, 2007 - 22:12 ET by BlondeSorry, clear.
You were the one who referred to a specific body part. Did I say emotion?
Don't you know we women are a tad more cerebral? :D
Okay, I'll let you off that hook, for now.
Blonde...You got me! Emotions
April 22, 2007 - 22:15 ET by Clear thinkerBlonde...
You got me! Emotions have nothing to do with body parts, so I bow to your superior level of girlie thinking ;-)
The liberal MSM has become an enemy of the USA.
Wow,That was a bunch of fun s
April 22, 2007 - 22:20 ET by BlondeWow,
That was a bunch of fun silliness!
That's the thing....get everyone going and they forget to stay on point. :)
There was a point ? ;-)
April 22, 2007 - 22:23 ET by Free StinkerThere was a point ? ;-)
'you don't have to have a poi
April 22, 2007 - 22:25 ET by'you don't have to have a point to have a point' - - - - the point of the point
Careful, botg....I may have t
April 22, 2007 - 22:26 ET by BlondeCareful, botg....
I may have to call you "Oblio".
Blonde...Point well taken!The
April 22, 2007 - 22:29 ET by Clear thinkerBlonde...
Point well taken!
The liberal MSM has become an enemy of the USA.
Don't know what that means bu
April 22, 2007 - 22:29 ET byDon't know what that means but if you do i will say Neeeeght, Neeeght.
(The Point was a play in the early 70s about a boy and his dog Arrow)
Wow! Thank you both....Lite
April 22, 2007 - 22:34 ET by BlondeWow! Thank you both....
Literate in old TV shows....my friends!
Oblio, Nielsen....and the Pointless Forest. There's a whole bunch of stuff on the internet about it...I wonder if it's on DVD?
"Me & My Arrow"....I love it.
I fear shawn is far to young to get it.
Thanks again, you two! :)
Monday comes too soon nite al
April 22, 2007 - 22:36 ET byMonday comes too soon nite all
Quite.I'm out too.Night all.
April 22, 2007 - 22:39 ET by BlondeQuite.
I'm out too.
Night all.
http://tammybruce.com/2007/04
April 22, 2007 - 22:11 ET byhttp://tammybruce.com/2007/04/flashback_the_day_jimmy_carter.php
botg,I told you he was a bunn
April 22, 2007 - 22:15 ET by Blondebotg,
I told you he was a bunny basher.
What a lame .xxxxxxxxxx (okay, not going there) super hero.
Great link btog LOL!!!
April 23, 2007 - 00:07 ET by jmad627Great link btog LOL!!!
Lusting in the flesh is a lot
April 22, 2007 - 22:38 ET by danboLusting in the flesh is a lot more fun.
I may not get the words exactly right. But to quote an old prayer by St Augustine.
"God deliver me from the temptations of the flesh. But, not too soon."
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.” H.L. Mencken
How the hell did Carter ever
April 22, 2007 - 21:59 ET by Clear thinkerHow the hell did Carter ever become president? Was the whole country drugged or something?
The liberal MSM has become an enemy of the USA.
The election was two years
April 22, 2007 - 22:01 ET by Free StinkerThe election was two years after Nixon resigned, leaving Ford in charge.
"I'll never lie to you" --Jimmy Carter
Liar!The liberal MSM has beco
April 22, 2007 - 22:04 ET by Clear thinkerLiar!
The liberal MSM has become an enemy of the USA.
CT,1980, was the 1st time I
April 23, 2007 - 00:12 ET by jmad627CT,
1980, was the 1st time I was eligable to vote, & I couldn't wait to vote for the great Ronald Reagan, I could'nt wait!! Four years earlier the day after the election I remember my mother telling me somberly, before I went to school, that we now have a hillbilly for president.
Lucky Lustmeister of Love!Gee
April 22, 2007 - 22:00 ET by BlondeLucky Lustmeister of Love!
Geez, we have our own CapFest going here....LOL.
As one of my friends used to
April 22, 2007 - 22:38 ET by ahusserEverytime Carter spoke my friend would say: "More Mush from the Wimp."
The cowardly president Jimm
April 23, 2007 - 00:15 ET by jmad627The cowardly president Jimmuh Carter as a "superhero, is a most appalling thought. eeeeech!! What the heck is RZ smoking. In fact the words superhero, & Jimmah Carter is oxymoronic.
Faster than a speeding rabbit
April 23, 2007 - 04:17 ET by old croFaster than a speeding rabbit.
More clueless than a loco liberal.
Able to keep small buildings in a single city.
Look! Up in the sky!
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's a wabbit. It's Lusterman!
Yes, it's Lusterman - strange visitor from southern Georgia who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Lusterman - who can change the course of mighty lovers, burn steel with his bic lighter, and who, disguised as Tim Russert, mild mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper, fights the never ending battle for Half-Truth, Justice and the American Civil Liberties Union.
Renee
April 23, 2007 - 07:18 ET by Cool ArrowRenee; "You complete me, Goober"
I can see it now, Jimmy and R
April 23, 2007 - 07:22 ET by USA4freedomI can see it now, Jimmy and Rosie, a wimp and a blimp.
These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagn- 40th Anniversary of D-Day
The image of Jimmy Carter in
April 23, 2007 - 10:05 ET by GalvanicThe image of Jimmy Carter in a spandex costume and cape is overwhelming. :-)
Ugh, galvanic, the visual I
April 23, 2007 - 13:54 ET by dabalUgh, galvanic, the visual I just got from that statement is sinking in...imagine, if you will, "baggy spandex".
Ugh. I need to go wash my mind's eye out.