Veteran CNN talk show host Larry King (2nd L) and American Idol cast-off Sanjaya Malakar (R) arrive for the annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner in Washington
At least the important...uh, "parts" are in focus!
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place!" --Bill McNeal, NewsRadio episode 3.17
If I don't look once, I'm not a man...If I stare or take another look, then I'm not a good husband.
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place!" --Bill McNeal, NewsRadio episode 3.17
Mean Gene, I believe that falls into the category of being able to look at the menu, just not being able to order. I'd not really looked at the pic until I read your comment, tho.
I was a bit distracted at first, but now that you point it out (and me taking another look..hehe) the label is quite hilarious--and fitting.
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place!" --Bill McNeal, NewsRadio episode 3.17
Thanks, Blonde. I can claim the second look was for research and verification purposes ;-)
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place!" --Bill McNeal, NewsRadio episode 3.17
You so do not know me. loll... I was laughing at what you said and joking back with you.
Ya know, I can remember one night reading one of your posts to me, saying something about me not having any humor. -- I was reading it out loud to a long time friend of mine, and she and I laughed so hard. You truly have no idea how much I laugh and have fun. Angie, my friend, was like, "Debbie, if that woman only knew."
Now, mind you, I can be the most serious person going, but dang gone it... I am hilariously funny when I wanna be... lolll.......No, seriously, I am. ;o)
Hey you two look like you both like to laugh and have fun.
Well guess what? I just got Wilford Brimley's best comedic moments. This is non-stop laughter at its best. So if you all want something really funny to watch, go out and buy this as soon as possible. He has so many comedic moments, that I think he'll be coming out with Volume II soon.
"I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane" Waylon Jennings
Something tells me that I missed a joke in your post, Carl.... I will have to ask bigtimer to explain it to me tomorrow. I have to admit, though I am hip cool, with it and 'in,' sometimes, things can fly right over my head. Don't tell anyone.... :)
lol...Free Stinker... -- I think she is trying to look intelligent. Considering she walked out of her house half dressed, I am sure she had her work set out for her that night…. Hmm.. or did she? I guess it all depends on what her 'work' is.
Holey moley Andy! Those things look like two bowling balls! But little Sanjaya isn't looking their way. (I don't think) Good boy! What the heck is he doing at this dinner anyway? Not singing I don't imagine.
From the look on his face, he already done-got-free-peek.... Poor boy, probably had nightmares of cows in bikinis all night. He will probably have to switch to soy milk, just to avoid flash backs.
Who says the Stooges are dead... it's Larry, Curly, and Mo cleavage.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Just read this DJMS. Yes, yes, I guess I'm not used to the "ho" word yet. lol But wee Jesse can kiss my grits! No, no,-- I'm real fussy about who kisses my grits.
I looked at the guest list for the White House Corresspondents Dinner and including the clown shown it clearly is a direct reflection of how hopelessly unprofessional the mainstream press have become.
"Larry and Trophy announce their adoption of orphan from 3rd world. They also drove up in their new Prius. Said Larry: 'Anything Brad and Angelina. . . . .' "
Veteran CNN talk show host Larry King (2nd L) and American Idol cast-off Sanjaya Malakar (R) arrive for the annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner in Washington
Look at this crew and wonder no longer why coverage of the white house is so poor
As he enters his sixteenth minute of fame, Sanjaya begins to blur and fade before our very eyes. Soon, cameras will no longer be able to pick up his image at all...
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At least the important &quo
April 21, 2007 - 23:30 ET by Mean Gene Dr. LoveAt least the important...uh, "parts" are in focus!
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place!" --Bill McNeal, NewsRadio episode 3.17
Bad, Dr. Love!Go to your room
April 21, 2007 - 23:36 ET by BlondeBad, Dr. Love!
Go to your room.
If I don't look once, I'm n
April 21, 2007 - 23:39 ET by Mean Gene Dr. LoveIf I don't look once, I'm not a man...If I stare or take another look, then I'm not a good husband.
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place!" --Bill McNeal, NewsRadio episode 3.17
Mean Gene, I believe that fal
April 21, 2007 - 23:44 ET by BlondeMean Gene, I believe that falls into the category of being able to look at the menu, just not being able to order. I'd not really looked at the pic until I read your comment, tho.
"If I don't look once,"
April 21, 2007 - 23:46 ET by misterbill"If I don't look once, I'm not a man...If I stare or take another look, then I'm not a good husband."
Ah, the old Catch 40D!
I see four boobs.
April 22, 2007 - 13:56 ET by In ExcessI see four boobs.
The real deal....
April 22, 2007 - 15:28 ET by PahlavanWell, I've heard of 'double D's' ...but "double X's?"
Larry King and Sanjaya at
July 21, 2007 - 16:19 ET by fitzfongLarry King and Sanjaya at the Golden Globes.
We can see what brought 'Larr
April 21, 2007 - 23:32 ET by bigtimerWe can see what brought 'Larry King Live'..back to life!
Notice the X's on the micro
April 22, 2007 - 05:30 ET by motherbeltNotice the X's on the microphone in front of the "view"? I'm sure there are two more on the other sides. LOL!
Larry King announces his canidacy for President
April 21, 2007 - 23:38 ET by Free StinkerLarry King announces his canidacy for President, and that his Vice President will be Sanjaya.
And here's Larry and his two friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 21, 2007 - 23:41 ET by misterbillAnd here's Larry and his two friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, did anyone else notice th
April 21, 2007 - 23:50 ET by BlondeUm, did anyone else notice the writing affixed next to the young lady's assets?
This, undoubtedly, is one of the funniest CapFests I've ever seen here.
It looks like the winner-----
April 21, 2007 - 23:53 ET by misterbillIt looks like the winner-----of that tic tac toe game is the big O's>
You sir are the winner! hah
April 23, 2007 - 12:36 ET by steviep831You sir are the winner! hahaha.
Why? Is Extra a Latin word
April 21, 2007 - 23:54 ET by Free StinkerWhy? Is Extra a Latin word meaning "artificial" ? ;-)
I was a bit distracted at f
April 21, 2007 - 23:55 ET by Mean Gene Dr. LoveI was a bit distracted at first, but now that you point it out (and me taking another look..hehe) the label is quite hilarious--and fitting.
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place!" --Bill McNeal, NewsRadio episode 3.17
Mean Gene,You owe me one for
April 22, 2007 - 00:01 ET by BlondeMean Gene,
You owe me one for that second look! :D
Must give congrats to whichever of our intrepid NB editors picked this one out....Larry, his two best friends, and that idiot Sanjaya.
Thanks, Blonde. I can claim
April 22, 2007 - 00:11 ET by Mean Gene Dr. LoveThanks, Blonde. I can claim the second look was for research and verification purposes ;-)
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place!" --Bill McNeal, NewsRadio episode 3.17
So, did someone forget to tel
April 21, 2007 - 23:58 ET byDid someone forget to tell Mrs. Boobie-Job, that this was a 'dress' event?
:o)
Ummm...Debra...she is dressed
April 22, 2007 - 00:17 ET by bigtimerUmmm...Debra...she is dressed.
Well.
LOL!
What is she wearing, bigtimer
April 22, 2007 - 00:21 ET byWhat is she wearing, bigtimer? .... Something is missing. Wouldn't ya say? Like, oh, I don't know, the top half? :o)
I really was trying to joke w
April 22, 2007 - 00:28 ET by bigtimerI really was trying to joke with you Debra...guess it didn't go over so well.
Eh?
Lighten up someday....life is really to short.
...as for Free...I just bet if you were all alone with her, you would think those eyes were just sparklin' right at you! ....You and you only big boy!
Come on...have some humor folks...
Geesh!
bigtimer, You so do not know
April 22, 2007 - 00:35 ET bybigtimer,
You so do not know me. loll... I was laughing at what you said and joking back with you.
Ya know, I can remember one night reading one of your posts to me, saying something about me not having any humor. -- I was reading it out loud to a long time friend of mine, and she and I laughed so hard. You truly have no idea how much I laugh and have fun. Angie, my friend, was like, "Debbie, if that woman only knew."
Now, mind you, I can be the most serious person going, but dang gone it... I am hilariously funny when I wanna be... lolll.......No, seriously, I am. ;o)
Good to know Deb. I feel much
April 22, 2007 - 00:39 ET by bigtimerGood to know Deb. I feel much better, seriously.
We got to not derail this thread any further...lol!
Catch ya later...
Hey funny gals
April 22, 2007 - 00:47 ET by Carl KolchakHey you two look like you both like to laugh and have fun.
Well guess what? I just got Wilford Brimley's best comedic moments. This is non-stop laughter at its best. So if you all want something really funny to watch, go out and buy this as soon as possible. He has so many comedic moments, that I think he'll be coming out with Volume II soon.
"I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane" Waylon Jennings
Funny Carl...ROFLMAO!
April 22, 2007 - 00:56 ET by bigtimerFunny Carl...
ROFLMAO!
Is it a book or a DVD, Carl?
April 22, 2007 - 00:59 ET byIs it a book or a DVD, Carl?
Unfortunately it's only available in Betamax or 8 Track
April 22, 2007 - 01:06 ET by Carl KolchakDebra, unfortunately it's only available in Betamax or 8 Track.
"I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane" Waylon Jennings
Something tells me that I mis
April 22, 2007 - 01:12 ET bySomething tells me that I missed a joke in your post, Carl.... I will have to ask bigtimer to explain it to me tomorrow. I have to admit, though I am hip cool, with it and 'in,' sometimes, things can fly right over my head. Don't tell anyone.... :)
night night, bigtimer.. :o)
April 22, 2007 - 00:57 ET bynight night, bigtimer.. :o)
Don't let the bed bugs bite D
April 22, 2007 - 01:00 ET by bigtimerDon't let the bed bugs bite Deb!
(last one before I turn in,
April 22, 2007 - 00:22 ET by Free Stinker(last one before I turn in, G'nite all)
Do you notice the dim-bulb look in the eyes of that Bimbo?
lol...Free Stinker... I thi
April 22, 2007 - 00:23 ET bylol...Free Stinker... -- I think she is trying to look intelligent. Considering she walked out of her house half dressed, I am sure she had her work set out for her that night…. Hmm.. or did she? I guess it all depends on what her 'work' is.
larry king's flatulence cheer
April 22, 2007 - 00:26 ET by pmohbucklarry king's flatulence cheers up recently booted "american idol" contestant
"How about some more beans Mr. Taggart?"
April 22, 2007 - 00:55 ET by Carl Kolchaklarry king's flatulence
King "How about some more beans Mr. Taggart?"
King "How about some m
April 22, 2007 - 03:00 ET by jmad627King "How about some more beans Mr. Taggart?"
"I think you boys done had enough"
Is it Blazing Saddles?
April 22, 2007 - 08:03 ET by pbdmillerIs it Blazing Saddles?
Holey moley Andy! Those t
April 22, 2007 - 00:27 ET by SnowWhiteHoley moley Andy! Those things look like two bowling balls! But little Sanjaya isn't looking their way. (I don't think) Good boy! What the heck is he doing at this dinner anyway? Not singing I don't imagine.
From the look on his face, he
April 22, 2007 - 01:09 ET byFrom the look on his face, he already done-got-free-peek.... Poor boy, probably had nightmares of cows in bikinis all night. He will probably have to switch to soy milk, just to avoid flash backs.
Who says the Stooges are de
April 22, 2007 - 00:38 ET by JerryWho says the Stooges are dead... it's Larry, Curly, and Mo cleavage.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Brilliant!
April 22, 2007 - 19:29 ET by RJBrilliant!
Ok I see four big boobs....
April 22, 2007 - 00:54 ET by mlongOk I see four big boobs....all of them fake.
mlong....You are the WINNER i
April 22, 2007 - 00:58 ET by bigtimermlong....
You are the WINNER in my eyes!
Too funny...I am roaring as I am posting this.
loll........... I love it!!!!
April 22, 2007 - 01:03 ET byloll........... I love it!!!!!! Good one... You beat mine....
I have to fire my writer..... :P***.... hehe :o)
Congratualtions - I agree mlo
April 22, 2007 - 05:55 ET by SouthJersey1953Congratualtions - I agree mlong, your's is the best so far!!!
mlong,That is what I was thin
April 22, 2007 - 13:58 ET by msh1973mlong,
That is what I was thinking,..."fake, fake, fake, fake" (to quote Elaine from Seinfeld).
JerryThat's really funny! S
April 22, 2007 - 01:03 ET by SnowWhiteJerry
That's really funny! Sounds like something my son would say.
Hi ho hi ho, It's off to bed I go.
ut ut ut.... careful... You m
April 22, 2007 - 01:05 ET byut ut ut.... careful... You may upset Jessi Jackson..... :)
Just read this DJMS. Yes
April 22, 2007 - 11:35 ET by SnowWhiteJust read this DJMS. Yes, yes, I guess I'm not used to the "ho" word yet. lol But wee Jesse can kiss my grits! No, no,-- I'm real fussy about who kisses my grits.
loll.....Snow
April 22, 2007 - 22:56 ET byloll.....Snow
I looked at the guest list fo
April 22, 2007 - 05:59 ET by Gat New YorkI looked at the guest list for the White House Corresspondents Dinner and including the clown shown it clearly is a direct reflection of how hopelessly unprofessional the mainstream press have become.
"Larry and Trophy announ
April 22, 2007 - 09:23 ET by"Larry and Trophy announce their adoption of orphan from 3rd world. They also drove up in their new Prius. Said Larry: 'Anything Brad and Angelina. . . . .' "
Very good ...
April 22, 2007 - 17:46 ET by dahliatraversVery good ...
"Sanjaya spots the Buffe
April 22, 2007 - 09:26 ET by"Sanjaya spots the Buffet"
"Larry and Sanjaya hmm
April 22, 2007 - 09:27 ET by"Larry and Sanjaya hmmm, is that what she calls them?"
Veteran CNN talk show host La
April 22, 2007 - 09:32 ET byVeteran CNN talk show host Larry King (2nd L) and American Idol cast-off Sanjaya Malakar (R) arrive for the annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner in Washington
Look at this crew and wonder no longer why coverage of the white house is so poor
'Larry proclaims Funland open
April 22, 2007 - 09:33 ET by'Larry proclaims Funland open'
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April 22, 2007 - 12:28 ET by alinlaThree boobs and a talk show host
Good one!
April 22, 2007 - 12:35 ET by misterbillLMAO!
Three Boobs and an Idiot
April 22, 2007 - 14:36 ET by GalvanicThe Good, the Bad, and the Lousy
Caption
April 22, 2007 - 16:54 ET by nkviking75Sanjaya sings, "The hills are alive..."
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.
WH Corps din-din
April 22, 2007 - 17:34 ET by goldenthroatWell, at least we can say the WH Correspondents DINNER wasn't a "bust"!
Never dance on an empty stomach unless it's a liberal.
New Jungle Book star JAI is r
April 22, 2007 - 19:15 ET by Cool ArrowNew Jungle Book star JAI is ready for his closeup.
As he enters his sixteenth mi
April 22, 2007 - 19:27 ET by rubylensAs he enters his sixteenth minute of fame, Sanjaya begins to blur and fade before our very eyes. Soon, cameras will no longer be able to pick up his image at all...
Sanjaya asks
April 23, 2007 - 07:23 ET by Cool ArrowLarry, I was just wondering. Is silicone Kosher?
I tot, I tot, I tot I toe a p
April 23, 2007 - 11:42 ET by Senior ChiefI tot, I tot, I tot I toe a putty tat.
Larry: Yes you are seeing a pussyyy cat!
A question...
April 23, 2007 - 16:51 ET by goldenthroatWould someone please tell me - is Larry King dead or alive in this photo?
Definitely a post mortem sh
April 23, 2007 - 16:56 ET by MightyMouthDefinitely a post mortem shot. Don't ask me how he can be standing or host a talk show, but Larry is for sure deceased!
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
He's almost dead, but not qui
April 23, 2007 - 21:42 ET by rubylensHe's almost dead, but not quite. I think he hired the lady to keep him erect. You know, standing up.
He's Alan Ludden
April 23, 2007 - 21:46 ET by Cool ArrowRubber Baby Buggy Bumpers