Open Thread Friday

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A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.

"You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!" the teacher replied. She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo."

"No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words," the teacher corrected. She turned to Bobby and asked what he had done. "I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the Shit."

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Can't beat the classics.Texas

Can't beat the classics.

Texas has a population of nearly 21 million people, all of whom are ashamed to be from the same state as the Dixie Chicks. (IMAO.com)

How long would it take to pul

How long would it take to pull the commercial if it said......So easy even a caveWOMAN could do it? Sorry in advance...couldn't resist.

Well no one's going to top th

Well no one's going to top that!

*****

"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello

Well no one's going to top

Well no one's going to top that!

Can I try? I'll accept that challenge ;-)

(Disclaimer: it's a JOKE... have a sense of humor, and, have a great week-end.)

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as
he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in
his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through
such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to
see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was
looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"That's Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

"So the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied,

"No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,
then took her foot and stomped them flat!

"Well, we're not having any
of that gay sh#t in OUR garden!"

What's the big deal about Joh

What's the big deal about John McCain singing "Bomb Iran"? It's not like he made it up - Vince Vance and the Valiants scored a modest hit with it back in 1980... well, until it was pulled from the shelves because of a copyright violation.

*****

"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello

Gonzales vs Clinton on memory coverage

GONZALES VS CLINTON: MEMORY COVERAGE

Its April 20, 2007 and we pick up the Baton Rouge Morning Advocate
to see on page one “Panel Skeptical Of Gonzales’ Account”… I will add
some words from history outside parentheses. You judge the bias of Lara
Jordan and the AP. “Time and time again, (Attorney General Alberto
Gonzales) lawyer Hilliary Clinton claimed a hazy memory Thursday (about
his role in the firings of eight federal prosecutors) about her role in
the Whitewater dealings. (Seventy-one times, in fact) Ninety-eight
times, in fact. Remember when HRC said, under oath, “I don’t recall”
almost a hundred times? Where were the “unbiased” arrogant skeptical
AP reporters then? Maybe their memories are also hazy.

On Stormtroopers of Death

How about S.O.D.'s "F!#k The Middle East"?  Great song.

"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???."  - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)

That would be cool.Texas has

That would be cool.

Texas has a population of nearly 21 million people, all of whom are ashamed to be from the same state as the Dixie Chicks. (IMAO.com)

Someone, somewhere, may have

Someone, somewhere, may have been offended by it.

John McCain should resign.                  

                            Schmuck Chumer

John McCain "Lighten up"

Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran

Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran

Tell the Ayatollah gonna put

Tell the Ayatollah gonna put him in a box!

*****

"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello

"Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb B

"Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran

Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran"

....Because we caaaan...

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Just for fun, here are the or

Just for fun, here are the original lyrics:

Bomb Iran
(to the tune of "Barbara Ann" by the Beach Boys)

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, Iran.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, BOMB IRAN!
Let's take a stand, bomb Iran.
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.

Went to a mosque, gonna throw some rocks.
Tell the Ayatollah..."Gonna put you in a box!"
Bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.

Ol' Uncle Sam's gettin' pretty hot.
Time to turn Iran into a parking lot. Bomb Iran.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.

Call the volunteers; call the bombadiers;
Call the financiers, better get their ass in gear.
Bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.

Call on our allies to cut off their supplies,
Get our hands untied, and bring em' back alive. Bomb Iran.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, BOMB IRAN!
Let's take a stand, bomb Iran.
Our people you been stealin'
Now it's time for keelin', bomb Iran.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.

*****

"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello

Hero,I am sending those words

Hero,

I am sending those words and your user name on to others on my email list!

I am going to be humming tht all day....love the words you put to that tune!

Btw...Like McCain says....Lighten up...Get a Life you idiot leftists.

I loved McCain's reply!

Hero...If you want me to use your real name...PM me...be proud to!

Thanks. But I can't take the

Thanks. But I can't take the credit. Those lyrics were penned by Vince Vance and the Valiants. I'll gladly accept any finders fee, though.

*****

"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello

Hero,Thanks for the info.More

Hero,

Thanks for the info.

More than anything, thanks for those words to the song on your post!

I loved it...still sending to all, and will put the correct authors to it.

I have a mix tape with the so

I have a mix tape with the song on it somewhere at home. Now I wish I could find a digital version to put on my iPod.

*****

"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello

Rush is playing a parody righ

Rush is playing a parody right now, with McCain being imitated singing it! (probably Shanklin?)

Funnier that heck...

"Bomb, bomb, bomb,..."

I've got "Bomb Iran" on an old "78" somewhere, can't remember what's on "side b" and the turn-table's long gone. 

We need to put Harry Reid out-to-pasture w/ Jimmy Carter.

Ten,A "78"!Are you

Ten,

A "78"!

Are you serious...a "78"?

Wow!

Whoops.

Whoops. Double post!

*****

"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello

Thanks for the smile, Matt. :

Thanks for the smile, Matt. :) I've heard it before, but it still makes me laugh.

Alec Baldwin

Did y'all catch Alec Baldwin verbally abusing his 11 yr old daughter?  FOX is playing it regularly.

Harry Reid, the top Democrat

Harry Reid, the top Democrat senator, is a TRAITOR!

I'm so livid I cannot discuss this rationally at the moment.

Bastard!

EDIT: Oh, and great joke, Matthew. 

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.- Neal Boortz.

I agree Dave R on Reid.  If

I agree Dave R on Reid.  If you go to Michelle Malkins site, she has some letters from soldiers on what they thought about Reid's comments.

mikej,Yeah, just came from th

mikej,

Yeah, just came from there, which was the first I'd heard of it. Haven't had the radio on today.

That idiot ranks right up there with Jane Fond'a the enemy. If somebody in the weak-kneed Bush administration doesn't grow a spine (for once) and call him a traitor to his face, then as far as I am concerned, they should all resign, 'cause I have pretty much had it with them.

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.- Neal Boortz.

A rose by any other name

Sandy Berger is a traitor.

Harry Reid is a weasel.

Good morning Riled,What's tha

Good morning Riled,

What's that make Pelosi?

Lol...

Impeach them all I say, and at least one should be behind bars!

Mary Winkler - The real story

Mary's husband woke up Sunday morning and told his wife he was going to give a sermon about surfing.  "You know, it's like life.  You get too far out on the edge of the board and suddenly you're drowning"

Mary tells hubby "You don't know a thing about surfing, I'm gonna skip this morning's service"

"Suit yourself" said hubby as he left for the church, but on his way over he thinks over what his wife said and he decides to give a sermon on the beauty of sex (when enjoyed within the sanctity of marriage).

Later that evening, as Mary makes her way to the church for evening service, she is stopped by a couple of little old ladies of the church.

Your Husband's sermon was so wonderful this morning.  He certainly knew what he was talking about.

Mary, surprised, said.  He really doesn't know anything about it.  He's only tried it twice, once before we were married and once after and he fell off both times.

Cass Sunstein has an op-ed pi

Cass Sunstein has an op-ed piece in the LA Times today on the topic of partial-birth abortion. Sunstein is no dope. He’s a very influential thinker. He tends to be liberal, but he's usually reasonable. His piece today argues that the Left should change their intellectual basis for abortion away from privacy to equality. He admits that the privacy argument is, in the end, too weak to justify abortion. He claims that Ruth Ginsburg’s dissent shows the way forward: that is, the Left should support abortion because it is an equality issue.

I strongly disagree that abortion can be justified at all. However, I confess that Sunstein’s political analysis is correct: equality is a better argument than privacy.

I think we can anticipate a “surge” of equality stories and op-eds, taking their cue from Ginsburg and Sunstein. We can expect a wave of stories about how women’s role in society has changed, and that women fully deserve equal treatment. Of course that’s true, but it’s beside the point in the abortion debate. The question in the abortion debate is whether the state has a responsibility to protect the life of the unborn, and who decides what the state’s responsibility is. (Abortion supporters argue that a woman has a right to dictate to the state when the state can intervene. Abortion opponents argue that private citizens don’t decide the state’s responsibility – the state decides that.) However, look for the Left to hammer constantly for how important it is for women to be equal citizens. They’ll try to overwhelm it, trying to conflate equality with abortion. The answer is that women don’t need abortion to be equal citizens.

I hope they'll then fund rese

I hope they'll then fund research to help men have babies, because it's really unequal that women can have babies and men cannot.

They could take the "Life of Brian" approach.

Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can't have babies.
Stan: Don't you oppress me.
Reg: Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

*****

"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello

Just in Case

Careful what you wish for. Beside the fact wives couldn't couldn't handle the non-stop whining from men about the discomfort of preganacy, the left could use the possibility of men having babies as yet another lame reason for government funding of embrionic stem cell research.

On a lighter note:

A man went to buy a car soon after auto manufacturers installed ignition systems to replace hand cranks.

The car salesman was touting the enormous benefits of not having to use a hand crank any longer when the customer noticed a hand crank in the trunk. When the customer inquired about this, the car salesman replied it was just a back-up system for starting the car.

The customer argued that if the new ignition system was so great, why would anyone need a hand crank back-up system.  The salesman reiterated the hand crank was just in case the ignition system failed but was that was highly unlikely.

The customer continued his argument while the saleman became more and more defensive trying to make his point that the hand crank was just in case.

Finally in frustration, the car salesman ripped his shirt off, pointed to his nipples and said; see these?  The customer replied he did.  The saleman asked the customer if he ever heard of a man having a baby.  The customer said that he had not. The salesman replied; these are just in case.  

I just saw over on HotAir tha

I just saw over on HotAir that Biden is now saying the VTech  murders are the fault of Republicans. People this party is competely going over the cliff. How  in the heck did the people of this Country put them in the majority?

Here is the link to the HotAi

Here is the link to the HotAir story about Joe (turns my stomach) Biden

Greasy Joe Indeed!

Greasy Joe Indeed!

C'mon that was funny!!

Nobody liked my Mary Winkler joke?

We were kind of holding out f

We were kind of holding out for a Henry Winkler joke.

(OK, I thought your joke was funny!)

*****

"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello

hmmmmm...

I liked it RO, lol funny.

I liked it RO, lol funny.

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

If Senator Reid has SURRENDED

If Senator Reid has SURRENDED to the Enemy, I think we should TURN HIM OVER......so they can have their Victory.

The NEXT Democrat that SURRENDERS, Repeat Above, untill we hear Rumors of Head cutting or Torture, THEN the surrendering will STOP.

What good is a Free Press, if it is a False Press ?   David Foote  GoE

Sounds like a do-able plan to

Sounds like a do-able plan to me.

Don't settle for a RINO. Let's find and support a TRUE conservative.

I'd turn a deaf ear to the Ru

I'd turn a deaf ear to the Rumors - DC could become very, very empty.

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

HARRY REID...TIME TO GET ME


HARRY REID...TIME TO GET MEDIEVAL & IMPEACH THAT SUCKA'S ASS

IMPEACH PELOSI NOW

Can't wait for a blog here on

Can't wait for a blog here on the latest from Drudge re: Bill Moyers. 

When I read that, my head literally reeled. . .I felt physically ill. No exaggerations here. Just read it for yourself and make your own conclusions.

-PJ

How about a hint (or at least

How about a hint (or at least a link) about what you are referring to?

Don't settle for a RINO. Let's find and support a TRUE conservative.

SJ,I just read it. Wish

SJ,

I just read it. Wish I hadn't.

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.-
Neal Boortz.

Well, I am glad I read it, bu

Well, I am glad I read it, but then again it has made me furious

Blather is still blathering on and on. Donahue is still a sissy whining wimp, and Pincus is still a leaking Pinko.

Nothing new here...too bad they didn't get to throw in Reid's latest statement...eh?

Wait a minute, maybe they can edit it in...after-all he is the fearless leftist leader.

bt,Please, don't get me

bt,

Please, don't get me started on Harry Benedict Arnold Reid. I'm still mad enough to chew through a 50lb. box of 60D nails. The concrete coated ones. :-)

Too bad the Repubs -including most of the Bush crowd- are basicallly just a bunch of empty suits. This play nice with the libs bs is becoming nauseating.

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.-
Neal Boortz.

Morning Dave,I do feel your a

Morning Dave,

I do feel your anger...I too feel the same.

I am furious the media interrupted the Presidents speech he is giving supposedly in response to Reid and leftists....(which I was listening to, and Fox was the only one covering it, but interrupted it to go to no news about the custody hearing of DannyLynn Smith...the media is beyond pathetic) 

What they put at the top of their list to cover is beyond the words I can use here.

Dave, thanks.Question: Why in

Dave, thanks.

Question: Why in the world are our tax dollars still supporting PBS?

You can read people two ways in this world: What they say after the word "but" and what they say before the word "but." - Dennis Miller

Because the empty suits who m

Because the empty suits who make up the Republican Party weren't able to work up the courage to yank the funding.

Back in '94, shortly after they (the Repubs) took over the congress, there was a move afoot to eliminate PBS's access to our wallets.

Somehow, Mr. Gingrich, who I recall started out in support of getting PBS off of the government teet (and out of our pockets), somehow managed to allow himself to be turned.

Sadly, there have been no serious efforts since that time.

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.- Neal Boortz.

Dave,Somehow, Mr. Gingrich, w

Dave,

Somehow, Mr. Gingrich, who I recall started out in support of getting PBS off of the government teet (and out of our pockets), somehow managed to allow himself to be turned.

Kind of like he did with his GW Debate with Kerry, huh?

bt,Yeah, and there was that s

bt,

Yeah, and there was that strange episode when he hooked up with The Hildebeast not long ago for some sort of healthcare conference thingy or another.

Newt worries me sometimes.

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.- Neal Boortz.

Dave,While I have nothing but

Dave,

While I have nothing but contempt for Moyers, it helps to remember that he is not a force in the media (how old is he, anyway?) - how many viewers does he have, something like fifty, maybe, and already they're converted. For this old geezer, Moyers, PBS means something like Park Bench Stewing....

The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.

- Arabian Proverb

Chris,You mean Moyers still h

Chris,

You mean Moyers still has fifty viewers? Wow!

Must be the spill-over from the Mama's Family crowd, plus the four viewers Larry King still has.  :-)

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.- Neal Boortz.

Okay, so I was exaggerating.

Okay, so I was exaggerating. :) It is kind of funny that he goes around pretending that his is a powerful voice, when he hasn't had much oomph since LBJ was prez...

The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.

- Arabian Proverb

Political activist Lenora F

Political activist Lenora Fulani stunned a panel on race coverage in the media yesterday when she accused moderator Dominic Carter of treating her like a "nappy-headed ho." ... Fulani, 56, told Carter, a political reporter at New York 1, before being cut off by the Rev. Al Sharpton.

JDW

News media: Scoreboard for terrorists

If you are going to whine about spelling... get a life

Well, then, Fulani shou

Well, then, Fulani should be fired immediately!

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.-
Neal Boortz.

Fulani is entitled to say t

Fulani is entitled to say that.

JDW

News media: Scoreboard for terrorists

If you are going to whine about spelling... get a life

President Bush is giving a sp

President Bush is giving a speech on achieving VICTORY in Iraq, and I see only Fox covering it, and now Fox interrupting it to go to the Bahamas and the Ann Nicole BS...

Please someone, tell me how pathetic is this?

I am furious...disgusted... other words I cannot use here.

This speech is also going to go into a response to the fearless leftist leader Reid...and the media is not covering this speech fully...

Make me puke.

BT,Yet the media say they cov

BT,

Yet the media say they cover Anna Nichol, ad nauseum, because of "viewer demand". I haven't demanded it. You? Didn't think so. Who are these viewers making this demand?

The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.

- Arabian Proverb

Hi Chris,Rosie Fans...gotta b

Hi Chris,

Rosie Fans...gotta be...and the left thinks that Fox is right wing...

It has got to be the leftist mentality that craves this... it is soooo over crap and watch it on ....drumroll....

FOX!!

BT,Fox just can't seem to sha

BT,

Fox just can't seem to shake that semi-tabloid style. Where did that come from, anyway? 

The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.

- Arabian Proverb

Fox News grasps at straws to avoid the real story...

Fox News just cited a single study as to the possibility that chemicals used in dry cleaning (the shooter loon's parents were in that business) may have had psychological effects. This, as we go on with the continuing media blackout where they universally refuse to name which prescribed antidepressant drug(s) for another day. If you do not believe me when I repeatedly-say that antidepressant prescription drugs are involved in other school shootings a HELL of a lot more-often than parents in the dry cleaning business, let's just say google & ask.com can be your friends. Follow the money, folks. I've singlehandedly busted the pro-drug-company & anti-gun bias in this case by following the ad-account money, and as time goes by it makes more & more sense...
JMR

Sarc, why would it matter w

Sarc, why would it matter what antidepressent he was on? The other 2 million people on the same drug didn't go out and kill 32 people! Unless I just haven't heard about 64 million sudden acts of murder yet.

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Has anybody brought up the po

Has anybody brought up the possibility of tainted dog food being the culprit? I mean, the guy WAS Korean, after all, right?

Rog

Tainted dog food? Doubtful.

Now, tainted dog? Perhaps.   :-)

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.- Neal Boortz.

Rog, maybe he was deeply in

Rog, maybe he was deep into this stuff.

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Kimchi

Believe me, if you eat Kimchi, you won't taste the dog. I was in Korea in '62 and the barber we had on base must have eaten the stuff morning, noon and night. Sitting in the chair for a "high and tight" was a VERY difficult time. By the time I got out of there my eyes were watering.

The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program...........Ronald Reagan

Someone told be you could s

Someone told me you could smell Korea for three days before your ship got there. Any truth to that?

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Went over there on a troop sh

Went over there on a troop ship and yep........we were standing on the deck in the dark off Incheon when a Private sniffed the air and said "what's that smell?" The Sergeant next to him said "get used to it son, you're going to smell it for 13 months"

Really makes you appreciate the country we live in!

The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program...........Ronald Reagan

Antidepressants' REPEATED(!) links to school violence.

Well, as I also said before, "google is your friend." Googling 'school shootings antidepressants' yields this fact-filled piece of opinion as result #2, and THAT article references their previous coverage of the subject, but they're not TV and don't get big pharma's ad budget... And this study "Antidepressants and Violence: Problems at the interface of Medicine and Law" was interesting as well. I rest my case...It's classic, monolithic, TV-ad-induced "follow the money" mediabias that's continuing right now, period. And it matters what brand of antidepressant 'cuz I wanna know if it's Viagra ads, Cialis ads, or Levitra ads financing this obvious mediabias. Oh, and it's also journalism 101...
JMR

Sarc, thanks for doing that

Sarc, thanks for doing that googling for me, but, the real question I have is: "Why does it matter what specific drug he was on?" I mean, unless someone is keeping stats on the crimes and the drugs, it's not going to matter as this one particular crime may or may not have anything to do with the meds he was on (or not on).

Besides, if you did find out he was on say; a drug from the maker of Viagra, what are you gonna do... stop buying Viagra? me thinks not.

Another thing, let's say the drug is known by the media, and just not being reported (according to you). Wouldn't it make sense for the "media" to go to a competitor drug company and offer to "drop dime" on the other guys in exchange for more ad revenue?

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

See above for why it matters

See above for why it matters, I want to know what-company & what-drug/dose, period. Hell, I know what gun brands and what pistol calibers, but tell me, why does THAT "matter"???? Guns of all sorts and various calibers are what kill people of their own volition, right? (Besides, just look at all those disgusting Walther & Glock gun-ads, over and over, on TV! You can see why they kiss-ass to all gun companies!!) And happily, sarcasmo does not need or use any "Viagra" type drugs. Travel to Panama & Costa Rica suffices to make me way-attractive. Anyway, IMO the entire situation wasn't being reported, but FINALLY today Fox News, coincidentally (been readin' NB over the last five or six days, guys???) has someone telling the truth about the antidepressant situation on Horendo's show, amid the hysteria about today's apparent NASA-copycat. Still no specific brand of antidepressant, but it's definite progress toward clue-land for the TV media.
JMR

Beach Boys Rock Iran!

Hey I just realized that most Beach Boys songs can be used to threaten the Mad Moolars...

Good Explosions (Good Vibrations)

Time's Up (Surf's Up)

Wouldn't It Be Nice (To vaporize Tehran)

Scoop Jihad-B (Sloop John-B)

Allah Only knows (God Only Knows)

Bombin' U Today (Surfin' USA)

Okay -- I'm bored now.

IMPEACH PELOSI NOW

Dang it Jack...now I'm trying

Dang it Jack...now I'm trying to think of one for Kokomo!

Come on you can do it...I just know you got one more in ya!

Kooky Mo(hammed)IMPEACH PEL

Kooky Mo(hammed)

IMPEACH PELOSI NOW

Jack, promise me you won't be

Jack, promise me you won't be taking any trips to Denmark in the near future.

The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program...........Ronald Reagan

May Pelosi get the croup

May Pelosi get the croup (Little Deuce Coup).

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Jack and MM...You both have m

Jack and MM...

You both have me laughing...

Okay how 'bout Help Me Rhonda?

Nothing rhymes with "R

Nothing rhymes with "Rhonda" bt!

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Help Me Fonda...by moveon.org

Help Me Fonda...by moveon.org

LOL bt, good one... And she

LOL bt, good one... And she would, too.

IMPEACH PELOSI NOW

Whatch talkin bout, JB?There

Whatchya talkin bout, JB?

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

FatEd--I'm channeling Ama-d

FatEd--

I'm channeling Ama-dinna-jacket at the Tehran Mosk Karaoke Night appealing to Jihad Jane Fonda

Help me Fonda, help help me Fonda

Help me Fonda, help help me Fonda

Help me Fonda yeah, get a nuke into your heart-land!

IMPEACH PELOSI NOW

..and have Fonda straddling t

..and have Fonda straddling that baby when it hits...

Help me Fonda?

Dammit bt, you owe me a keyboard!

-And carbonated beverages burn like hell when running out of one's nose.

LMAO!

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.- Neal Boortz.

Dave...Laughing myself...We'r

Dave...

Laughing myself...

We're even then...you and all above have cracked me up numerous times.

Nothing like good ol' laughter...something the left has never experienced.

I want to play.Azerbaijan Gir

I want to play.

Azerbaijan Girls

I Get Ahmadinejad

Mahmoud's a Villain 

War(mth) of the Sunni

Smash a Cave (to Catch a Wave)

*****

"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello

On My Broom (In My Room) for

On My Broom (In My Room) for your friend and mine - palooney)

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

Fast adn Hero...I have got to

Fast and Hero...

I have got to stop having so much fun today...those were great!

I Get Around  by Bill Clintoon.

VERMONT SENATE OKS BUSH, CH

VERMONT SENATE OKS BUSH, CHENEY IMPEACHMENT

JDW

News media: Scoreboard for terrorists

If you are going to whine about spelling... get a life

Just priceless how the leftis

Just priceless how the leftist accomplished this wasn't it JDW?

Slimy b*st#rds.

We are at war and this is all these leftist critters have been waiting to do as soon as the Lt. Gov. was gone.

I pray for this country.

It was not referred to the

It was not referred to the Judiciary Committee. The dems continue to walk into doors and the general public is watching.

JDW

News media: Scoreboard for terrorists

If you are going to whine about spelling... get a life

All words, no solutions. Easy

All words, no solutions. Easy to make decisions when it doesn't count.

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

Gun Man at Johnson Space Cent

Gun Man at Johnson Space Center...what could they obtain? (I heard the communication center of the building, of course this could all change knowing the media as we all do)

I am asking anyone that would know why anyone would do this?

After reading this, I think I

After reading this, I think I'm warming up to the idea of a Fred Thompson presidency.

*****

"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello

...and Ted Nugent, vice presi

...and Ted Nugent, vice president.

*****

"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello

They would win in a landslide

They would win in a landslide.

My checkbook and I are just w

My checkbook and I are just waiting for him to declare.

The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program...........Ronald Reagan

Bush is doing us bad

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5581854975245721437

Sorry folks,

Bush is doing us bad --if you take the time to watch this video, you will see what I mean and why I am getting so depressed about the administration.

misterb...I saved the link, m

misterb...

I saved the link, my husband and myself really admire Howard Phillips.

I see that is about a half hour and hope to have time later this week-end to listen to this all.

Thanks you for this.

you must like demagogues

You agree with two demagogues; talking to one another without anyone present to challenge what they're claiming ? This is just how state business was conducted at the Kremlin in USSR days. Have you had any feedback from the opposing view? No, you hate that other side.

Bush is elected to his office by the people. The executive branch of gov't has charge of foreign policiy and this is foreign policy. Phillips is in the Legislative branch. He says these things because of an urge to usurp the power of the Executive. Notice he brings in an author, not a representative of the people, or a spokesman for our President. He brings in a crony. The same author who writes puff-pieces about your Minute Men so-called. Extolling the virtues of vigilante oversight at our southern border. Not exactly an impartial voice. Like asking the fox to carry crack-corn to your chickens. A helluva consultant in these matters. His YES MAN.

misterbill,You know, I really

misterbill,

You know, I really hate to say this, but I have pretty much reached the conclusion that, for the good of this country and for the good of the conservative movement (assuming that one still exists in this country) it would be fine with me if George W. Bush went ahead and packed up his empty suits and ambled on back to Crawford.

It's too late for him to fire all of his advisors and make a fresh start. The damage those people have done to this country, including our military, has been utterly horrendous. And I am not sure they are finished screwing things up, either.

Let Cheney finish out his term. At least he isn't a liberal Republican like Mr. Bush.

At least I don't think he is, is he?

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.- Neal Boortz.

dave r

dave r  - I mostly agree with you, except I think that much of what Prez Bush has done. IMHO, has been on the advice of Cheney. I believe we need to hold our Congressmen and Senators' feet to the fire to get good government. I am quite pleased with both our Senators and with Price and Gingrey. unfortunately they are two out of one hundred. There are other good Senators, but I fear the count is something like 35-65. (Think of that fat disgusting toad Teddy and his MAss. sidekick. If you watch the video from ConservativeUSA.org that I posted, you will strap on your side arm and head to DC. It took all I have to keep from throwing my monitor out the window. Please watch it--you may feel that GW Bush is a greater threat to America than no-nuts Reid.

Immigration info

"Introduction
Most Americans equate illegal aliens with a higher incidence of crime. Some academic researchers have attempted to prove that is a misimpression. But, in fact, data show that the American public understands the facts better than the academics."

misterb...Say what....you thi

misterb...

Say what....you think Cheney is worse than Bush?

<edit> (had above names backwards earlier, sorry misterb.) 

I think it is the other way around myself.

Plus you think Bush is worse than Reid.

Wow is all I can say....

BT

After you watch the Conservativeusa vid , you may change your mind too!!! I did not mean Bush was worse--I said he gets most of his advice from Cheney and I think Cheney may be worse!

My feeling is based on my first post on this site--America will be destroyed from within. Let me know how you feel after viewing.

misterb,I have listened to Ph

misterb,

I have listened to Phillips for years and years, I agree with most of his belief's, believe me, I will listen to it when I can...my husband voted for him when he ran.

I know Pres. Bush get's advice from Cheney too, that hasn't been a secret, but he also let Rummy go, and I do not think Cheney wanted that too much...let alone I do think he would like Libby pardonded...I also think he would of liked Bush to pound on self-dependency on our own oil here within our country.

We may have our first difference of opinion misterb....lol!

I will listen, but I also know there is an agenda for all groups, I will wait and see what I think before I say anymore...which would be a good idea on my end eh?

a lot of barbra streisand

"My feeling is based on my first post on this site--America will be destroyed from within. Let me know how you feel after viewing."

Feelings . . . people who have FEELINGS;

Are the LOVELIEST people; . . . in the woy all

Feelings, . . . . Nothing more than FEELINGS, --misterboil gets feelings . . .

Beats hell out of DEALING With the truth,"

It's the liberals who always push feelings over all substance. They want to FEEL for you; (but they can't reach you, Pal.)

Are you a liberal now, misterboil ?

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bt

had above names backwards earlier,

LOL-You know, upon further reflection, that may be one of those situations where the names are, in fact, interchangeable.

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.-
Neal Boortz.

You are correct about o

You are correct about our congressional representation, save the districts around Atlanta proper. They do an excellent job on our behalf. I think, save the exception noted previously, that we have the best in the nation.

I guess Cheney has mellowed a little over the years. I once considered him a staunch conservative, as that was how he seemed to me during GW I. Either that or we have been the victims of one seriously colossal fraud.

If the lefties out there think Mr. Bush is a rabid conservative extremist, then they don't know what a real conservative is.

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.-
Neal Boortz.

go here

dave, misterboil the two of you

The two of you would be much happier running Nancy Pelosi's dude ranch. Both are drugstore cowboys; monster hats, no cattle. You're not Republicans.

No shiite, Sherlock tumbler.

You're not Republicans.

Well, no shit, Sherlock!

What will be your next brilliant deduction?

This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.-
Neal Boortz.