NYT: Fight Global Warming with Your Clothesline!

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This first-person article by Kathleen Hughes needs nothing to make its idiocy apparent. Read the whole thing and you'll really see an almost religious fervor to the words. Except, of course, instead of the thing being promoted being an actual religion, it's a political philosophy being promoted by someone who is supposedly an objective observer of politics:

As a child, I helped my mother hang laundry in our backyard in Tamaqua, Pa., a small coal mining town. My job was handing up the clothespins. When everything was dry, I helped her fold the sheets in a series of moves that resembled ballroom dancing.

The clothes and linens always smelled so fresh. Everything about the laundry was fun. My brother and I played hide-and-seek in the rows of billowing white sheets.

I remember this as I’m studying energy-saving tips from Al Gore, who says that when you have time, you should use a clothesline to dry your clothes instead of the dryer. [...]

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I decide to rig a clothesline as an experiment. My mother died many years ago and the idea of hanging laundry with my own daughter, Isabel, who is 13 and always busy at the computer, is oddly appealing. I’m also hoping to use less energy and to reduce our monthly electric bills which hit the absurdly high level of $1,120 last summer.

That simple decision to hang a clothesline, however, catapults me into the laundry underground. Clotheslines are banned or restricted by many of the roughly 300,000 homeowners’ associations that set rules for some 60 million people. When I called to ask, our Rolling Hills Community Association told me that my laundry had to be completely hidden in an enclosure approved by its board of directors. [...]

There were more than 88 million dryers in the country in 2005, the latest count, according to the Association of Home Appliance Manufacturers. If all Americans line-dried for just half a year, it would save 3.3% of the country’s total residential output of carbon dioxide, experts say.

“It’s a huge waste of energy to tumble dry your clothes,” said Tom Arnold, chief environmental officer of TerraPass, a San Francisco company that sells carbon offsets, which aim to reduce greenhouse gases to compensate for one’s activities. “It’s one of the simplest things to do to help with global warming.”

The laundry underground is a mixed group. It includes the frugal, people without dryers, and people from countries where hanging laundry is part of the culture. Many people hang a few delicate items. Tim Eames, a British designer who lives in Los Angeles, does not own a dryer. “The thought of getting a machine to do something as simple as drying my laundry is totally inconceivable,” he said.

—Matthew Sheffield is the creator of NewsBusters and its Executive Editor.


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I remember this as I’m stud

I remember this as I’m studying energy-saving tips from Al Gore, who says that when you have time, you should use a clothesline to dry your clothes instead of the dryer.

Al Gore is giving energy saving tips??? I wonder if he takes his own advice???  The American household is taking energy saving tips from someone who uses 20 x the average American household.  That's rich... and so is Al Gore. LOL

“The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.” – Marcus Aurelius

Isn't this special!! Hang out

Isn't this special!! Hang out your laundry and return to the days of old. Funny, with every picture I've seen of Algore's masion, or John Edward's mansion, or Barbra's mansion, I've never seen a clothesline. Oh, that's just for us, the "other America" doesn't have to do it. The NYT has become such a b.s. rag.

NEVER,NEVER trust a liberal

Two Americas?  That's not fa

Two Americas?  That's not fair!  I have a right to live just like John Edwards, therefore the government owes me a huge house, maids and the right to disparage my neighbors on TV when they annoy me, even if they don't speak to me.

“The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.” – Marcus Aurelius

Putting Gorebal warming asi

Putting Gorebal warming aside, I stopped using a clothes dryer ages ago and only line dry my clothes. I urge everyone to at least try it for the sheer fact that it extends the life of your clothes by years. Nothing feels better than putting on a freshly sun dried t-shirt .

fairlight....yes there is. A

fairlight....yes there is. A dryer dried t shrit with a bounty softner sheet. I wore sundried cloths for years, before the home dryer came into being. I like my clothes dryer dried. Best there is.

Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!

bassndude,I like the way you

bassndude,

I like the way you think!

"I'd rather be bald than to pretend that I'm not!" --Mean Gene Dr. Love on comb-overs.

Love....All the sundried clot

Love....All the sundried clothes I ever wore, had to be ironed  before you put them on. Esp. jeans. And if they were new, they would scratch you to no end till you got them broke in. Took half a day to do that.

Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!

Growing up in Washington Stat

Growing up in Washington State, during the summers on the two days when the sun was shining my mother would hang the clothes to dry. I remember the stiffness of everything. Drying off with a line-dried towel was like using a piece of cardboard.

"I'd rather be bald than to pretend that I'm not!" --Mean Gene Dr. Love on comb-overs.

"Nothing feels better th

"Nothing feels better than putting on a freshly sun dried t-shirt."

I don't know about that. You should try a nice, warm towel out of the dryer after a shower on a cold winter morning.

"I'd rather be bald than to pretend that I'm not!" --Mean Gene Dr. Love on comb-overs.

If these environuts were all

If these environuts were all in one place, with no economic interaction with the rest of the world, and lived according to the way they say everyone else should live, they'd be dead within a generation.

...or within several days. 

...or within several days.  Ever read Rainbow Six?  :-)

"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???."  - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)

Oh no I'm doomed! I plan on

Oh no I'm doomed! I plan on hanging most of my laundry this summer for economic reasons course it all depends on the weather.. right now as I sit typing the wind is howling by at a cool 50mph whipping up my 2plus acre parcel of sand all about. I had a clean tablecloth on my patio it is now a sand box. My question is what fresh smell? I live in the rural part of my city two cows live across the street at least a dozen horses and corrals surround my parcel as do chickens and roosters.. ooh yeah fresh smell??

AM I the only one who read this article about a gal growing growing up in mining land and wondered how the sheets were white? My grandmother used a clothesline in her appt in brooklyn it hung from the window across the alley with a pulley system. She also washed her clothes by hand.. from what i remember she always smelled of mothballs. I grew up with a clothesline that I had the *joy* of using daily. I can remember shooing away birds and trying not to run through the clothes as one would invariably get stuck and knock off clothes/sheets that would have to be rewashed. I also recall hoping birds wouldn't nest and having to avoid extreme weather and water hoses.

After rereading what I just typed I have to wonder why do I plan to hang clothes this summer myself? oh right to cut my electric bill. hmm perhaps a few lines strategically placed throughout my front room would be a better use of time I could burn scented home interior candles to make us all smell nice.

~lbcdawn Religion is about doing. Christianity is about done.

Yep I too remember the joy of

Yep I too remember the joy of putting the wash up and down and the fine art of using clothespins. I also remember the joys of using outhouses in the dead of winter and the crisp 100 degree summer. Bringing in the daily drinking water from the spring, now taht is the best water I ever tasted. And taking baths outside in a wash tub and getting the morning eggs from the coup and all the joys of rural farm life. Yep I long for the good old days, not, If I ever decide to farm I will do it as a gentleman farmer having others to do my work.

 

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark. -- save my gun, shoot a liberal.

How long before we see the ma

How long before we see the maids of the movie stars hanging up the laundry in back of some those mansions? 

Is Martha Stewart coming out with her own line of designer clotheslines?

What's next, washboards and rocks down by the creek?

I'm Waiting...

Reduce the U.S. Carbon Footprint.  Send Rosie to Iran.  Airforce_5_O 04/04/2007

M Stewart just broke ground

M Stewart just broke ground on a new housing development a couple miles from me I will have to keep an eye out for clotheslines. they say the homes are going to be filled with Martha accents.

~lbcdawn Religion is about doing. Christianity is about done.

lbc...Long time no see, great

lbc...

Long time no see, great to see you back!

What..Martha dare move into my old hood!

What you describe and my experience in same area are vastly different when it comes to hanging laundry and no fresh smell...must be a city now.

A couple cows and chickens shouldn't hurt a dang thing with that desert wind...or no wind...the smell that is..we had both.

Back ,front BT I am a littl

Back ,front BT I am a little hear a little their... well my *barely a shed* barn came down in Sundays wind tunnel. Today its branches strewn about and truck bedliners flying through parking lots.. no really at my kids school one of the teachers cars got struck by the liner twice about an hour ago. (back and front windshield) Sure happy I don't have a clothesline out.. Kansas would have my clothes by now had I put them out this morning. hmm perhaps that is there ploy have folks in windyland hang there clothes to dry and help clothe inner city youths! (winbd currents blow clothes across *flyover* country)

as for city changing. oh yeah! Did you hear about the war on gangs and crime meetings we are having?

~lbcdawn Religion is about doing. Christianity is about done.

Lbcdawn, it sounds like you h

Lbcdawn, it sounds like you had wind like we had here a few weeks ago.  Shortly after the wind was over I went to town for a few items.  The cashier checking me out made a comment on the wind.  I told her, "yeah, the wind was something fierce.  Why, I was standing at the kitchen window looking out, and a prairie dog hole blew by the window, and the prairie dog was still in it holding on for dear life!"  She looked at me and asked, "are you serious?"

"A communist is someone who reads Marx.  An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx."  Ronald Reagan

“The thought of getting a m

“The thought of getting a machine to do something as simple as drying my laundry is totally inconceivable,” he said.

Getting machines to do simple things leads to getting machines to do complex things.  Ingenuity and invention is why we're the most successful, prosperous people on the planet.

Hellloooooooooooooooo Tamaqua

Hellloooooooooooooooo Tamaqua!
Temp in the 30's - rain, wind, snow
good luck with that outdoors stuff
<ijits>

... to reduce our monthly el

... to reduce our monthly electric bills which hit the absurdly high level of $1,120 last summer.

Wow, she may want to try living in a smaller house.  If I just do simple math referencing my electric bill seems like she's in a 20k square foot home.  I don't think that the dryer load is the problem.

“The thought of getting a machine to do something as simple as cooling my house is totally inconceivable,” he said.

Why not turn off the AC instead.  Or maybe bring it down to 1 'fridge, 1 water heater... 

the dhims are a strange folk

If you are paying a $1000 a m

If you are paying a $1000 a month you have serious energy consumption and money, I squawk at $120 a month, dang.  Instead of nibbling around the edges of the problem, do something about it like getting off the grid, someone who has a large house probably also has a large enough plot of land to set up a solar array and or a small wind turbine.  When you can shell out $12,000 a year for just electricity then you certainly have the money and credit to invest in a solar panel system to spin the electric meter backwards.

“The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.” – Marcus Aurelius

Why don't we all just move to

Why don't we all just move to Pennsylvania and join the Amish?

Right Ratso - if it is true

Right Ratso - if it is true what they say, they should be living like that and leading by example.

I just emailed Tom Arnold at

I just emailed Tom Arnold at tom@terrapass.com asking him if he and everyone associated with TerraPass drys their clothes with a clothesline. He says he does, but there is no mandate for everyone else. Interesting! 

gopgirl - I'd line dry mine

gopgirl - I'd line dry mine too if I could afford to have someone do it for me and then Iron them afterwards.

Dee, do you have any idea how

Dee, do you have any idea how much electricity an iron uses?  They draw rather heavily.  Unless you are going to use one of the old time irons that were heated on the stove.  But, then, whether you use gas, electricity, or wood to heat that stove, you will be putting carbon dioxide in the air.  Go ahead and use your drier, Dee.

"A communist is someone who reads Marx.  An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx."  Ronald Reagan

Mike B - you are right.  I g

Mike B - you are right.  I guess we should see all good liberals going wrinkly - the new style. 

For the record

I hang my laundry outside during warm/hot months, and in the basement on lines during cold/wet/winter times.  I have done this for years.  Yes, it helps save $$, but I usually fluff fold line dried laundry anyway.  But I mostly do it to prevent shrinkage.

May I remind these oh-so-do-gooder-GW imperialists that if wer truely go back to the times when we did not have/use energy and modern technology you will also be returning to times when illness and infection and death because someone couldn't get to the hospital fast enough ran amuck ...    

While they sit so comfortably in their massive mansions and coll themselves by the central AC, while Juanita, thier illegal alien maid, washes and dries their f---ing laundry in top of the line washers and driers.

drillanwr...I do the same thi

drillanwr...

I do the same thing for the same reasons!

I do other things to to hold down costs of the power bill, I don't need to be told to by anyone, it is common sense...something the liberals do not possess!

Never will!

By the way, can you see these idiots using wringer washers and scrub-boards...I am old enough to remember using them from a very young age with my grandmother until early teens for various reasons...number one we lived on the desert and had no water...when we did you used it sparingly...water was like gold...these people couldn't hack anything that would be tough for them...idiots would be crying their eyes out.

We also had an outhouse...these people are so unreal...they couldn't hack it.

I also moved to a place that had no water or electricity for a year and a half...you did everything by hand including wash, you used kerosene lamps, heated and cooked with wood and gas stove...to funny these do-gooders all...they are the do as I say...not as I do...while they couldn't hack it whatsoever!

For those of you in Rio Linda you hauled water in five gallon containers to the home for use, you bathed in a tin tub...you heated water in big kettles...ahhhh the memories...and I want to keep them that way!

LMAO!

Hi bigtimer,Here in Florida 

Hi bigtimer,

Here in Florida some people hang their clothes out to dry, but in the summer it is impossible due to the rainy season and the high humidity. I, however, enjoy the convenience of my dryer. LOL!

Hi back at ya msh...Another F

Hi back at ya msh...

Another Floridian...man you guys own half the board here!

LOL!

Yeap, it's part of the vast r

Yeap, it's part of the vast right wing conspiracy to leave all the liberals up north so they can freeze during the winter while we bask in the sunshine.  That will teach them for being against Global Warming!!!

“The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.” – Marcus Aurelius

dscott...LMAO!You too!

dscott...

LMAO!

You too?!

All comes out in the wash

bigtimer,

I know what you mean.  My sister lives in Georgia, and when we're down there to visit in the summers I try to get her laundry caught up for her (she's a single Doctor Mom raising two young boys all on her own) in addition to doing my family's. Dr. Sis doesn't dry their clothes for the same shrinking reasons.  The clothes only dry in the house on the drying rack with the central AC on HIGH ... hee-hee-hee!!!!!!

Here in NE Ohio I have been able to actually hang some things outside on the line during January warming spells during winter that a century or more ago were NOT called global warming but ... "Indian Summers".

Anyhow, our Christmas was pleasant enough to use our propane grill and do yummy rare steaks instead of the traditional ham ... while Easter Sunday we were scooping snow and doing the ham thing ...

Next year it will be different.

BTW, Algore and CO.: My oldest daughter is getting married in the middle of July here in NE Ohio, and the weekend before we're having an outdoor Hawaiian Leua (sp ~ sorry) ... What's the weather going to be like those two days, huh?  I mean, you're projecting the weather a hundred years ... thirty years from now, surely you can tell me if we need umbrellas and towels.  Just a note:  While in my high school physics class my teacher informed the class NE Ohio is THE most difficult area in the country, and one of the most difficult in the world, to accurately predict weather even into 48 hours.  When I went into radio broadcasting I was informed weather forcasts basically lose credibility after 36 hours.

&quot;...Al Gore, who says th

"...Al Gore, who says that when you have time, you should..."

Wait a minute... I thought living green wasn't dependent on convenience, I thought it was something we have to do otherwise we will kill the planet!

Drying clothes on a clothes line is a nice idea, but not practical in many areas. I lived in the Fiji Islands for two years, for 6 months every year on the leeward side of the main island you could put your clothes on a line (under cover...or even indoors) and they still wouldn't be dry 2 days later because of the humidity and cooler rainy weather. Many times we had to supplement the drying with an oscillating fan to get them to dry in one day. Line-drying clothes in Fiji isn't always optimal, but they do it because only the super wealthy (which is very few people there) had clothes dryers or washing machines.

I currently live in Eastern New Mexico. If I hang my clothes outside to dry they would be dry in about 30 minutes but, the clothes will end up dirtier than they were before I washed them. With the dust and wind in this area it's just stupid to hang clothes out to dry.

BTW, what about the washing machine? They use lots of energy and water too. Shouldn't the environmentalists be telling us to hand-wash our clothes in a basin? That's what I did while in Fiji...hand washing a week's worth of just my own clothing/bedding took at least 3 hours. How many of the environmentalists have that much time on their hands?

In reality, I would really love to hang my clothes to dry...as I stated before, here in NM it would take less than half the time the dryer takes and it would reduce my electricty costs substantially. It just isn't a viable option for me.

As for those that must succumb to home owner's associations, boo-hoo...you should've bought a house in an area that is immune from oppressive policies.

"I'd rather be bald than to pretend that I'm not!" --Mean Gene Dr. Love on comb-overs.

Fact Checking

"If all Americans line-dried for just
half a year, it would save 3.3% of the country’s total residential
output of carbon dioxide, experts say"

I wish there was some fact checking and a little data analysis here. Besides the obvious 'expert' line with no real name or source, what is the impact of 3.3% of residential output? What percentage of all U.S. CO2 emssions were household? Where did 3.3% come from?

According to (http://www.eia.doe.g...), residential CO2 emissions (in 1997) accounted for about 17% of the total US output. Thus a 3.3% decrease would drop the US residential CO2 emissions down to 16.54 % of the total US output. Are we to assume that our other electrical demands make up the other 16.46% of our reported residential usage? The number of 3.3 attributed to dryers doesn't make sense, especially as dryers are the biggest energy hogs in your house. And even with dryers removed, that only lowers the total U.S. CO2 output by 1/10th of 1%.

I wish I was smarter and could do the math and research on this.

You're smart enough to questi

You're smart enough to question the figures and methodology...all of the environmentalists and the MSM and the left aren't smart enough to do that.

"I'd rather be bald than to pretend that I'm not!" --Mean Gene Dr. Love on comb-overs.

You did it, Netizen.  Please

You did it, Netizen.  Please just keep asking questions like that.

Netizen,Well, I'm sure we &qu

Netizen,

Well, I'm sure we "Red Staters" could just solve the supposed CO2 problem by just dropping dead for the flustered and overly concerned liberal weather experts ... But then the methane and other noxious gas levels would choke the stupid idiots ...

if libs would cease breathing

if libs would cease breathing it would reduce CO2 output...is that mean?

Yeah like this would work rea

Yeah like this would work real well in the Pacific Northwest where it rains 9 months out of the year and forget about basements. If your basement doesn't flood it stays way too moist in the summer. There is a reason we call the unofficial state flower of Washington moss.

I'd like to hang Kathleen and

I'd like to hang Kathleen and Al Gore on the clothesline.

All I could think of when

All I could think of when reading this article was the exposition in Stephen King's "Delores Claiborne" where she describes hanging bedsheets in freezing weather with 6 pins, not just 4, as the old hag she works for yells out the bedroom window. But any self-respecting person would never draw a parallel between the good doctor Gore and an old hag.

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Tim Eames, a British desi


Tim Eames, a British designer who lives in Los Angeles, does not own a dryer. “The thought of getting a machine to do something as simple as drying my laundry is totally inconceivable,” he said.

What do you want to bet that the reason it's so simple for him is because either his wife or maid actually handles all of his laundry? Because, I can't think of anything simpler than the 48 seconds it takes me to move my laundry from the washing machine to the dryer, close the door, clean out the lint trap, set the drying time, and push the start button.

Does he feel the same about h

Does he feel the same about his... microwave? water heater? oven? washing machine?

If his dryer had additional functionality would it then be conceivable for him to own one? Some of the things these people say to show how environmentally friendly they are is simply ridiculous. 

"I'd rather be bald than to pretend that I'm not!" --Mean Gene Dr. Love on comb-overs.

Begging for this question....

Begging for this question.... how does he feel about his toilet???? Another inconceivable item maybe?

The liberal MSM has become an enemy of the USA.

Ask any backpacker. A trowel

Ask any backpacker. A trowel is all that's necessary.

But then. On cold stormy nights...

"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.”   H.L. Mencken

No Dave, neither one. He send

No Dave, neither one. He sends all his laundry out and has it done. Little chinese lady fixes his laundry.

Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!

&quot;.....lives in Los Angel

".....lives in Los Angeles"

Herein lies the ignorance of these people. Just because they live in a part of the country where the weather is generally warm - why, it must be so for everyone else. Perhaps they would like to spend some time living with the Amish here in Ohio. Methinks Mr. Eames would think twice about whether using electric "machines" is "inconceivable". What a dope.

As for Ms. Hughes, I too had to help hang the laundry outside when I was a girl. Funny - I didn't find it quite so pleasant. Sometimes the line broke and all the clothes had to be re-washed. And the smoke and dust from the trains running behind our yard didn't help.

Wow!  What a brilliant idea

Wow!  What a brilliant idea King Al!   And, maybe we can grow our own wheat, grind it into flour & bake our own bread in a wood burning oven or a stone hearth as well.  That really brings back memories of the good old days.  We could sleep in tents in the backyard in the summer to beat the heat instead of using our AC's.   Here's a suggestion:  You first King Al!  Show us how it's all done.  I think King Al has lost his marbles.