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U.S. President George W. Bush talks to reporters outside of the White House in Washington March 2, 2007 about a deadly tornado in Alabama before his departure to Indiana and Kentucky.
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We're going to have to make
April 1, 2007 - 05:39 ET by motherbeltWe're going to have to make this quick; I can't stand tilted like this for too long.
President Bush
April 1, 2007 - 07:20 ET by DontabA sea of socialism, very troubling indeed,where are the americans when I need them most.
"......and then after we
April 1, 2007 - 08:22 ET by hose"......and then after we pull out of Iraq, I'm gonna replace Condi Rice with Rosie O'Donnell, and then I'm gonna raise taxes for....heck I can't keep a straight face! APRIL FOOLS you liberal pinheads!!!"
Trap door?
April 1, 2007 - 08:49 ET by UphillGWB (standing on what appears to be a trap door): "I am Gigantic Man!"
President Bush is peaking to
April 1, 2007 - 09:20 ET by FastEdPresident Bush is peaking to reporters outside, explaining that another blue dress had been found near the Oval Office, and HAZMAT Teams were in the process of removing it.
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
Caption
April 1, 2007 - 10:06 ET by nkviking75Bush is thinking, "Man, this sure looks like a firing squad!"
"I vow to secure Alabama from
April 1, 2007 - 10:08 ET by Dyne"I vow to secure Alabama from tornadoes as well as I've secured our borders from illegal aliens and terrorists. Oh, wait, already done. Mission accomplished!"
If George W. Bush cared so much about protecting us from terrorists, why is their easiest entry point, the Mexican border, still wide open?
Easy. George Bush hates white
April 1, 2007 - 10:54 ET by Roger the ShrubberEasy. George Bush hates white people. Or was that black people. Damn, I keep getting that confused.
Thank you for feeling it necessary to having such little faith in your ability to be subtle with your writing skills that you have to pull out the sledgehammer to hit us over the head with your "poignant" question.
Why be subtle? Nobody notices
April 1, 2007 - 17:17 ET by DyneWhy be subtle? Nobody notices it until it's too late. Hasn't the federal government been subtly destroying our country, freedoms, and Constitution for almost 100 years now?
Reporter 1: "Mr. Preside
April 1, 2007 - 10:51 ET by Roger the ShrubberReporter 1: "Mr. President, some are saying you knew of this deadly tornado before it hit Alabama. How do you defend your lack of action in this, another Katrina-like catastrophe, that has happened on your watch?"
Reporter 2: "And where was Karl Rove when this occured?"
There it is.
April 1, 2007 - 22:02 ET by stanleygoodspeedThere it is.
offerings of microphones
April 1, 2007 - 10:52 ET by Pragmatic-ManThey knelt before him in awe, and extended offerings of microphones. George was humbled, but still wary of the barbaric ways of this "media" tribe.
I apologize for the glitch in
April 1, 2007 - 11:27 ET by pocomocoI apologize for the glitch in my weather machine. The tornado was supposed to be over Schumer's house.
pararazzi take up close photo
April 1, 2007 - 13:05 ET by botgpararazzi take up close photos of worlds largest confectionary groom before its eventual hoisting onto top of white house replica wedding cake
great one!
April 1, 2007 - 13:07 ET by Pragmatic-ManWhat a great eye! Loved it!
Standing on a transporter pad
April 1, 2007 - 13:07 ET by Conservative in the ArtsStanding on a transporter pad, Bush clone number 3 said goodby to the people of the world and wished his sucessor, Bush clone #4, good luck.
Meanwhile, Karl Rove on the mothership is still working out how each clone's software is getting "infected" with the harmful and deadly "liberal virus" that rewrites social codes.
Bush needs to read this caption
April 1, 2007 - 13:09 ET by Pragmatic-ManBush needs to read this caption.
With the November election
April 1, 2007 - 13:24 ET by dervishWith the November election now fading in their memories, Republicans in Congress begin testing their ten-foot poles.
¡muy bueno!
April 1, 2007 - 16:05 ET by Roger the Shrubber¡muy bueno!
si!
April 1, 2007 - 16:09 ET by RJsi!
"Ya'll know that's where
April 1, 2007 - 15:24 ET by drillanwr"Ya'll know that's where the dogs poop ..."
Beam me up Scotty!
April 1, 2007 - 16:10 ET by misterbillScotty -Use the stun ray on these alien from Jur--they call themselves Jur-nolists. They have forked tongues and stultified brains. Most of them were educated on the planet Libral.
Where ’s the coward that would not dare to fight for such a land?
Sir Walter Scott
captionfest
April 1, 2007 - 17:24 ET by SportPoliticsSome irresponsible reporters have been talking about MC Rove's rap dance...as , ahh, having called this disaster down upon Alabama...
Weekend captionfest
April 1, 2007 - 17:25 ET by leeproMSM takes aim, prepares for attack
President Bush attempts to le
April 1, 2007 - 19:58 ET by Dan The Man 2President Bush attempts to lean a little left.
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark. -- save my gun, shoot a liberal.
Once again (unfortunately).
April 1, 2007 - 20:08 ET by BlondeOnce again (unfortunately).
And as the MSM firing squad
April 1, 2007 - 22:10 ET by stanleygoodspeedAnd as the MSM firing squad levels their muskets to bring Democrat justice to President Bush for causing global warming ...
I promise that we'll rebuild
April 1, 2007 - 23:33 ET by goldwaterfanI promise that we'll rebuild before next years Mardi Gras.
What a jackass!!! I guess Bus
April 2, 2007 - 07:42 ET by jonathanandersonWhat a jackass!!! I guess Bush caused global warming, too?!!
... and global rain, global h
April 2, 2007 - 07:51 ET by jonathananderson... and global rain, global humidity, global wind, global fog, global haze ...
If it's liberal, it's got to be global.
An Illegal war, warrent
April 2, 2007 - 00:55 ET by shawn228An Illegal war, warrentless wiretaps, outing a CIA agent, and you want to come after me for firing a few lawyers? What are we? In Salem again?
Also I will be running for worlds biggest duchebag in 08.
World's biggest douchebag? Yo
April 2, 2007 - 07:38 ET by jonathanandersonWorld's biggest douchebag? You've won that award 5 years in a row now ... and you're a lock for it in '08, too.
What is an inbred maggot like yourself doing on NewsBusters?
Liberalism : terrorism without the suicide bombings, kidnappings, and murders. Liberals : terrorists in drag.
lol, take it easy jonat
April 2, 2007 - 10:26 ET by shawn228lol, take it easy jonathananderson, this is just in good fun. All the captions were tilted to the right and now that there are two different opinions you are having a hissy fit. I am on Newsbusters because I can educate fools like you. lol
"An Illegal war, w
April 2, 2007 - 10:29 ET by MightyMouth"An Illegal war, warrentless wiretaps, outing a CIA agent"
You call that an education? ROFLMAO! KOS talking points! Too funny! You're the fool!
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
I though this was a captio
April 2, 2007 - 23:37 ET by shawn228I though this was a caption contest. Lol did I hurt your little feelings Mighty Stupid. Go ahead and call me names but ......sticks and stones Mighty Stupid.
Ohhhhhh! thanks for putting
April 3, 2007 - 09:52 ET by MightyMouthOhhhhhh! thanks for putting me in MY place! "Mighty Stupid", good one, really good... Shawn of the dense...
I would hope the other 227 shawns are smarter then you!
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
Your so right Mighty St
April 3, 2007 - 10:15 ET by shawn228Your so right Mighty Stupid was not very clever. Mighty Moron sound so much better
Yes much better, I guess yo
April 3, 2007 - 10:27 ET by MightyMouthYes, much better, I guess you can have the last word on this one! :-p
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
Global warming is a left wing
April 3, 2007 - 09:34 ET byGlobal warming is a left wing conspiracy to go after oil companies. There is no such thing as increased carbon emissions causing pollution. What s a little tornado?
A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons
Be careful Shawn! This site has an undisputed history of banning anyone that disagrees let alone talks back to the impolite residents of this highly esteemed site!
thoughtpolice captionfest
April 3, 2007 - 10:14 ET by SportPoliticsthoughtpolice captionfest:
Huge Breaking news, if you look at the shadow cast by the purported GW Bush, it appears to me morning or early evening. When you compare that with the shadow cast to the left of the top floor of the building columned protrustion, the time would seem to be closer to noon. Why was this photo doctored ? Isn't it strange that you can't make out any of the faces of the reporters ? Who are they ? Why does the president appear to be leaning so far leftward he would fall over ? Is his image inserted, along with the fake shadow ? Why are the only other people visible behind Bush standing so far away, as if they don't even see and aren't aware of the president and the reporters ?
What kind of lie is this covering up?