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White House Senior Advisor Karl Rove (R) performs a rap dance alongside NBC White House correspondent David Gregory during the entertainment section of the annual Radio and Television Correspondents Association dinner at a hotel in Washington.

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"And when I move my arms

"And when I move my arms this way, it increases the intensity to category 4 and... oops! I just took out the headquarters of ABC News."

Looking for dan rathers place

Looking for dan rathers place now?

Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!

"He is The Egg Man and I

"He is The Egg Man and I am The Walrus ... koo-koo-ca-choo!"

Go Karl...it's your birthday!

Go Karl...it's your birthday!, Go Karl...it's your birthday!

Rove:  Is this how you do t

Rove:  Is this how you do that the "slappin' that a$$" move?

While doing his magic show at

While doing his magic show at the annual Radio and Television Correspondent dinner, Senior White House Advisor Karl Rove, demonstrated how he made the eight US Attorneys disappear.  

Fester gets jiggy

Uncle Fester was looking dandy in his new tux while Lerch clapped joyfully at his interpretation of the MSM dancing to the string pulls of the left wing.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realizes that it bears a very close resemblence to the first.

- Ronald Reagan

R to the O to the V to the E,

R to the O to the V to the E,

I think the media bias has finally driven me~CRAZY~!!!

"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere"          -Ali ibn-Abi-Talib, 4th Islamic Caliph

Warning!  Warning, Will Robi

Warning!  Warning, Will Robinson!  Danger!  Danger!

--Hokiecon

Put your right foot in...stic

Put your right foot in...stick your left foot out...

Insert it up the Speakers butt... and turn yourself about!

I like that!

Then you do the hokey pokey

And you get your nose all brown

And that's what it's all about!!

sounds familiar

sounds familiar

Karl Rove show off one of his

Karl Rove show off one of his hidden talents as a Mime.  Here he does his imitation of a puppet.

Karl: But seriously folks, I

Karl: But seriously folks, I love the mainstream media. Take David here, I've known him since he was this tall. Or was that Helen Thomas? " -Ba-Bump-Chhh

Karl: " Hey folks, did you he

Karl: " Hey folks, did you hear about John Edwards and the offensive chocolate Easter display in New York? He says he is personally offended by it , but he is going to have another taste to give it a second chance." -ba-bump-chhh

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, dom

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo

The problem's plain to see: too much technology
Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize.

The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
So everyone can see
My true identity...
I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!

Turd Blossom begins to wilt!

Turd Blossom begins to wilt!

Watch out! Rove knows who y

Watch out! Rove knows who you really are Agnostic front. He may use his weather machine to spin a twister over your house!

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

I think Aggie doth live in an

I think Aggie doth live in an underground hovel, or some cave in Afghanistan.

"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere"          -Ali ibn-Abi-Talib, 4th Islamic Caliph

David Gregory roars with appr

David Gregory roars with approval is Karl Rove is administered electric shock treatments after being slipped sodium pentothal in his chardonnay.

"Can't TOUCH this!&quo

"Can't TOUCH this!"

Nannernannanant...

"Can't touch THIS!"

rap it !

He's :

    Too Legit to quit !

.

1. You see? This is that left

1. You see? This is that leftward slant I keep telling you about.

2. After his latest feat of heroism, SuperRove gets ready to say, "Up, up, and awaaaaaayyyyyyyy......"

  Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

Rappin' Rove

...And in a continuation of his "rapper" character's antics, White House Advisor Karl Rove then pulled out a Glock and busted a cap in David Gregory's ass.

After admitting to pulling th

After admitting to pulling the heads off of small animals and that he knows where Osama bin Laden is at all times, Karl Rove starts making fun of Michael J. Fox.

  Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

"Ooo I love to dance a l

"Ooo I love to dance a little sidestep,
Now they see me, now they don’t, I’ve come and gone,
AND Oooo I love to sweep around the wide step,
"

"Put on a Happy Face, Pu

"Put on a Happy Face, Put on a Happy Face  >> I so wanted to save this for MRC gala but they didn't sign me up.  Put on a Happy Face."   "Rapp on!"

Respect

R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Dance like a fool, media give it to me.  Just a little bit, gonna give it to me, just a litlle bit......

Breaking- Karlrove malfunction at Super Dinner Half Time Show.

Yeah, Karl, when ya drink a

Yeah, Karl, when ya drink as much booze as I do, ya eventually get pretty dizzy!
JMR (PS: Yeah, I know, Rove doesn't drink, but the pic looks that way!)

'I'm not really a rapper...bu

'I'm not really a rapper...but I played one on TV'....

"When your life moves

"When your life moves 2 inches to the left... you'll thank me"

-Theo, That '70s Show

wiwf

wiwf, that's funny!! That particular episode was on tv here locally just last evening. Richard Karn(Al Borland from "Home Improvement") as Theo was pretty funny. I love "That '70s Show". Thanks.

"Eventually, Socialists run out of other peoples' money..." MARGARET THATCHER

Who's pulling the strings

Karl Rove demonstrates the technique necessary to pull all those marionette strings that manipulate the whole world.

Young GregorysteinThis is rig

Young Gregorystein

This is right out of a Mel Brooks movie.  For those unfamiliar, go here (video).

David Gregory as Dr. David Gregorystein:

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where our enemy sits …..

Karl Rove as the Gregorystein monster:  

Blow ‘em all to Biiiiiits!

Give a Liberal a thought and he'll repeat it mindlessly all day.  Teach a Liberal to think for himself and he'll vote Republican (or, preferably, Libertarian) for the rest of his life.

Thats the first image that ca

Thats the first image that came to me when I saw the pic. There is a strong resemblance. Puttin on the Ritz is perfect, you beat me to it :)

"And this is how George

"And this is how George W. Bush turned the tables on the Red Baron during that time he was lost in Alabama"

I used to think Jimmy Carter was the worst president in history - then along came George W. Bush.

Rove

Karl demonstrates how he always walks to the right and never to the left.

"You think I'm a lardo

"You think I'm a lardo??? This is how much fatter than me Rosie is..."


Q. Why do people need such big cars?

A. Think of it as 8 Prius's welded together.
James Woods, Shark.

Jump the Shark Moment

With the arrival of MC Rove, Rap music has just had its Jump The Shark Moment.

BTW, the Leftwing posters over at the Huffington Post are OUTRAGED over MC Rove:

"MC Rove" Raps At DC Dinner

Famed toy maker Geppetto intr

Famed toy maker Geppetto introduces his new line of stringless Pinnochios

Rove's Rap

(Rove's rap)

I’m a get down homey

With a rap tonight

A stupifyin’ fella

Who’s outasite

The left they diss me

But I'm not uptight

Cause I’m a superflyin’ mutha

Who’s always right

"I enjoy rapping. I can

"I enjoy rapping. I can perfect it when I am in prison"

Ah, hope springs eternal: a

Ah, hope springs eternal: a cure for cancer, cold fusion, the coming of the Messiah (first or second, depending), and the conviction of Karl Rove for... something.

MC Rove:"Here's some fri

MC Rove:

"Here's some friggin' Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon for you Liberal scumbags out there!!" 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.

I hate my country. I am a tra

I hate my country. I am a traitor. I'll rot in jail. Maybe sooner than later.

No hair on these palms.

No hair on these palms.....i swear.